Masturbation has its own month?
May 20, 2012 11:27 pm
ZZ Top Pearl necklace……..
What a bunch of whack jobs (no pun intended).
What a bunch of primitive retards. Chimps are smarter, frankly.
Stop funding PP lunatics NOW!!!!!!
Shut up!….I’m pumpin’ as fast as I can.
I’m surprised these lefties can do anything by themselves.
Some jerk-off is yankin’ his doodle over this one.
The liberal mothers showed their kids hands on Masturbation
and thats why Planned Parenthood Wishes them self a “Happy Masturbation Month”
…they sure had loving mother’s that showed them the light…
Shit, another holiday to celebrate.
Masturbation, abortion, and gayness. No wonder more minority babies are being born than the majority.
In the news a 16 year old died after masturbating 42 Times non stop
They are obviously catering to a bunch of Dolts, if these people need info on masturbation.
Portnoy can stop complaining
Liberals are so stupid the need written directions on how to choke the chicken and rub the rug ?
So where do i buy Hallmark cards for this holiday to send to my liberal grandma ?
They can all go F#$% themselves.
Good thing they provide instructions. Based on their most recent showing on Jeopardy, Thomas L Friedman and Kelli O’Donnell are going to need all the help they can get with the method and the reason for masturbation.
Anderson Cooper, on the other hand, well…let’s just say he likes being the center of attention.
“Hey Susan! Have you seen the new brochures on diddling?”
“Yeah…They’re right there next to the ones on how to pleasure your German Shepherd…”
@ Harrison J Bounel
Whoa …got some bad imagery on that one
Do you think Planned Parenthood doctors Masturbate them self b4 killing baby’s is that the reason why Planned Parenthood Wishes them self a “Happy Masturbation Month”
Since when do I need PP’s help with this?
This job can be done by hand, you know…..
Just knowing there’s a month for its celebration makes me so not in the mood. lol So, we have a month for that, a month for black history, what do the other 10 celebrate?
The leftists do it left handed…
This does NOT mean that they are in their “right” mind.
Wire hangar? Check.
Evidently, nothing makes “painting a picture of Hawaii” easier than the very thought of discarded fetuses.
And just what do teen aged boys jerking off with fistfuls of mommy’s Crisco over daddy’s ruined Playboy have to do with parenthood..?
I’ve been considering getting into the phone sex business… but don’t have the nerve to really do it for real… I thought… hey, I can pretend to be an Asian girl who doesn’t speak English very well…. that way, i’d not be expected to come up with much imagination … good idea? ooohhh me so hoony…. lol
Here’s one I’d let my mom in on….
Ironic, huh? If their clientele were masturbating rather than slut walking their lives away, they’de be out of business, right?
Planned Parenthood founded by a nazis sympathiser and a aeyan new ager
Why are they named planned ” parenthood”?
They should be named, planing to suck the life out of an innocent human, with no remorse, paid for, by the hard working Americans trying to raise a family under a dictatorship, and where the fuck has Bo been?, the only resident of the peoples house, that i have respect for, this gaggle of numb nuts has him locked in the basement, only to come out for a photo op.
There is a God, and he’s keeping score.
May 21, 2012 at 12:04 am
Liberals are so stupid the need written directions on how to choke the chicken and rub the rug ?
So where do i buy Hallmark cards for this holiday to send to my liberal grandma ?”
Shes old..just give here a helping hand!!
Barrys left hand is getting carpel tunnel syndrome, but he is exempt through Barry care, we all have to live with the disgusting results.
Go Fu@k Yourself
If you need help masturbating it’s not masturbation.
Planned Parenthood, the Golgotha of Leftist immorality.
The more they encourage a hedonistic behavior, the more business they get.
If you need information on masturbation, you might as well just give it up right now.
Is Planned Parenthood gonna change their name to Planned Palms?
Cool…I’ve been celebrating it all month long.
Masturbation is what the parents of those murderous loons should have done.
Hey, it’s my penis and I’ll wash it as fast as I want.
Seriously. the end is nigh’.
Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap …What Month is it?…Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap
The financial cliff is looming; we’ve leapt off the moral cliff decades ago.
Oh my, not sure if I should comment on this article but Good Morning to the early shift, will there be coffee and doughnuts?
@Snicker… more like a cigarette, if you please.
Why wasn’t I told of this earlier? Why, the month is almost over and I haven’t even got the decorations up or the cards sent. We need more notice to prepare. I’m angry.
Glad to see our tax dollars continue to be spent in a responsible way.
@AngieS and Joe Btfsplk:
Too funny y’all–
I’d prefer it if Planned Parenthood conducted a celebration of “Shave Your Damned Armpits” month……
The folks are obsessed with anything deranged. Can’t wait to find out what NEXT months’s theme will be…..
Be sure to wash up after jerking it with your PP-endorsed soap:
This is just getting out of hand… or not
Gun, hoodie, knife, Smirk, attitude of F’em.
Please, let’s get a hold of ourselves here!
I believe this is a basic “Right to Private-cy”, and it’s located somewhere on the Constitution or Bill of Rights… or, maybe even the Bible, according to Quahog, Rhode Island’s limitless font of liberal knowledge:
(and, as to the question posed in the video: Perhaps Deuteronomy 23:10-11 or Leviticus 15:16-18? Don’t mean to get preachy or anything.)
Thanks for reading!
Such HANDy information……
PP gets lower and lower all the time.
Planned Parenthood, no doubt, sees this as a public service to bring the great unwashed up to speed with Congress.
Is the theme song for this effort——Michael Jackson’s “Just Beat It”
That has got to be the most disgusting thing liberals could have come up with.
More depraved behavior to challenge morals and dignity.
These people are really going all out of taking away proper etiquette and replacing it with debauchery.
Not happy till they destroy our moral fiber so that they can rebuild and control our every move…
The Communist of Alinsky, Cloward and Piven are winning…
They have figured out Sex is the best weapon to destroy Christianity and God.
Fisting, gang bangs, abortion on demand. 3ways. All of it as a means to keep the people fucking and not paying attention to the takeover by these Marxist scum.
I fear for our youth. Schools and other adults are telling these children that demeaning sexual behavior is the right way to do things a the while letting the government take care of the rest of your needs.
Just go play you have no responsibilities. This I hope will come back and bite them hard in the ass…
Seriously ,do we really need a masturbation month- right along with black history and hispanic history months… Nice!!!.. We have so much work to do.
So many places that need to be disbanded. We have a huge fight on our hands. and tough battle ahead.. Lets get busy people.. We are not Saddam and Gamora.
Turning these people into a pillar of salt wouldn’t be a bad thing though. At least they would become useful as salt..
This calls for a “Your Tax Dollars at Work” sign.
Honest I wasn’t playing with it in the shower. I was just cleaning it and it went off.
Where can I get my hands on some of that information? Will PP provied free rubber gloves ?
Shouldn’t there be a black masturbation month? A cinco de yerkokk? Racist PP.
Yeah, they could make blaxterbation films too..
Planned Parenthood needs to be located right next to a cematary so they wont be far from where their victims can be buried
I’m so shook up after reading that piece, that I can’t get ahold of myself.
Paging Ivan Yacknoff.
Next month will be Transvestite month. Celebrants will dress up as the opposite sex. Men will be encouraged to wear pantyhose with their skirts.
The following month will be S&M month. It will be celebrated by wearing spiked dog collars with leashes. The use of whips instead of hand shakes will be encouraged.
The month after that will be Fisting month. People will be encouraged to share information about their favorite lubricants, plugs, and outrageous dildos.
The following month will be Plan An Orgy Month. Spouse Swapping will be encouraged. This will also be known as the “broaden the gene pool” month.
The final month will be Teacher Student month. While costumes are appropriate, extra credit will be given to real teachers who diddle real students.
Now that I have created all this outrage, Masturbation Month doesn’t seem so outrageous, does it? That’s how the Liberal Leftist mind works.
OMG……..Im blind……..IM FKN BLIND!!!!!!!!!!
PP need a new name like BABY KILLERS INC
so he came and went at the same time. His
daddy is proud of him
You get a free pic of the preezzy and mooch to……….well you know, help.
where’s an asteroid when you need one?
This is yet another reason why we need to de-fund Planned Parenthood. They continue to express contempt for our traditional cultural norms regardless of what we say. So I say hit them in the wallet where it really hurts.
Now I know why DC sends these dolts money to support their cause. They are getting them ready for political careers. Thats about all the accomplish in Washington. Geez?
I wasn’t sure if i wanted to post this here, but here goes.
one nite i woke up with the tv on and there was a “documentary” on about some place that had beds with women in them masturbating in a room. together.
they interviewed some of the women, and this one wackjob had brought her mother with her (they showed the women with blankets on themselves btw) thank goodness because they all looked like they belonged to NOW and code pink.
excuse me, now i have to go wash my brain out with bleach, i had ALMOST washed this out of my memory banks, so i hope you guys are happy now.
so THAT’S what’s causing my wrist pain …….
Should have posted this earlier:
Cinco de My O
“Masturbation, abortion, and gayness” lead to more minority babies being born?? I suggest you visit a PP- maybe they could teach you the BASICS on how PREGNANCY occurs!!! Last time I checked NONE of the things on your list could possibly lead to babies being born, minority or otherwise!!