August 28, 2012 7:29 pm
God damn! I keep waiting for them to figure out that I’m an imbecile – but they keeps on paying me! Woohoo!
All aboard the US Taxpayer gravy train!
“I got a new sippy cup and a helmet”
Joe on the loose.
Good cartoon find, Dapandico.
Wow– I said Obama had a big stick– but I didn’t know it was THAT big!!!!
Damn, mooch has a big ass!
“Hey Kiddies, here comes the dumbass facelift man”
Woodja’ lookit’ tha’ ass on FLOTUS!
Reggie!!! Pull your pants up!!!
Oh, boy! A toy train and it ain’t even my birthday today.
They are letting me talk at Hooters!!!
Holeeeey cow……………you found me a brain!
You’re right! I DO wish I had 3 hands!
“I swear,each one of Mooch’s butt cheeks are thiiiss wide.”
Not a caption,but a question. . .
Is that Valerie Jarrett in the pink blouse next to Biden? Is she there as gaff control?
As Michelle walked into the room, Joe proclaimed, “NOW THAT’S A BIG F**KING A$$!”
Ironically, he said the same thing when Barry entered the room!
HEY!!! It’s Helen Thomas! Come here babe and let me lick your tonsils!
“My God, …………………………………………it’s a new Gaffe Meter”!
“Valerie! That’s my BFD Johnson not a microphone!”
“Hey everybody… I just figured out “J-O-B-S” is FOUR letters!”
Val Jar is wearing pink so that she is not mistaken for a man. Although she might just be in the process of transitioning.
Is he on his meds or off?
Water IS wet!!!!!
Those Code Pink Vaginas are huge!
Is he explaining for the second time at least , how big Obama’s “stick” is ?
Miss. Fluke, I don’t neeed a condom to see the back of your head.
Yes, I’m thisss wide between the ears.
That’s the biggest watermelon I’ve evah seen ! !! !
Joe is astonished that he was finally able to clap once.
Hi, I’m Coco the Clown.
I’m Vice President? No way. When did that happen?
“Hey,Chuck………………you’re finally standing up”!
pix = bazillions of words
Your sh—ing me. Where did the other 7 states go???
Your sh—ing me. Where did the other 7 states go??
My brains, you found what little I had left
“Yes, yes, I have lost THIS MANY brain cells since 2008!”
“Hands! Look everybody, I have hands!”
Ummm, sir, breaking out into your robot dance is not appropriate, this is a funeral.
“I am so full of shit, I could take a dump THIS big!”
1. Hey whats that? I get to go on vacation until Nov. 7. Thats a big f*ckin deal man!!!
2. Hey, I’m going to the Villages, to sing and dance some more!!
3.Hey, if ya vote for barracka, he won’t put ya’ll back in chains!!
4. Hey, looky there at that little black kid!! He looks like a little chocolate bunny!! And I’m gonna eat him all up!!
5. Hey, looky there! Good ole Chuck is STILL sittin there!! God Bless his lazy-ass!!!
6. Hey man, if my dick was this long, I’d quit being V.P. and get into pornos!!
7.Hey, thanks for noticing, my plugs are coming in nicely!!
Ya don’t say??? I really AM the Vice President of the United States???
Well, somebody should have told me….!
BAM! Now THAT is stimulus.
Oh damn! I’m not wearing Depends!
WOW! Look everybody………..It’s a sparkley! Hey Barrack….where did you get that sparkley?
“And when Barack and I bone you after you reelect us, it’s gonna feel like it’s THIS BIG!”
Hey baby,i’ve got some chains for you.
Aaaahahah gimme a tongue kiss Nasty Nan.
A big blue ball just for me!
Oh lookie, Barry has ass chaps.
My face has been this way since barry asked me to stay on for another four
Baracks penis is this big!
Hey little girl! Please let me pull on your pig tails!!!
Holy shit! Barack’s birth certificate!
Hell yeah! I’d tap that!
thats the dick I ordered come here guy thats a big fukun deal
what, you are only 13??
“Wow you found my brains!”
Hey, your breathing little girl, why don’t you vote?
The guy in the yellow shirt is thinking ‘what a douche’
Oh my God your kidding me! We’re goin for another term…Valerie you didn’t hav’ to!
I’m the VP so that Nobama looks good.
Old people? Fuk’em!
I carry my balls like this!
Get down on your knees and gimme some!
About fucx’in time!
Hey everbody , my order of chains and shackels have arrived!
This is a big fuckin deal!
(From the man on the left) “What’s this fool babbling about now?”
(From the man in yellow) “He’s finally done it, Harriett. He’s completely lost his mind.”
Someone put the chains on me
“My brain! You found my brain!”
Seriously, have fun in ATL (sarc). Last time I flew through there I was running to catch a connecting flight, so I barely had time to notice what a stinkhole it was.
That’s a big f’n baby!
I just shit my pants…again!
That is a ‘Big FUCKING Deal’.
15 inches by my measurement.
“Hey. He felt this big!!”
Hey look at my big new right eyebrow that somebody drew on with a chisel point sharpie! I don’t kow why they did it but I love it!
Oh, my goodness, I can see!!
Scarecrow finally gets a brain….
I particularly enjoy Ms Wasserman’s before/after pix
Thats her fraternal twin… separated at birth
it’s a re-post, but what the heck:
How I luv ya, how I luv ya,
My dear ol’ Mammyyyyyy!!
gimme some love y’all. dis is j biddy.
Reggie, what are you doing to Barack?
Single functioning braincell ignites.
“You say they ARE flammable? And all that brown stuff I regularly fill them with CAN explode if they do catch fire? FINALLY, a straight answer to a couple simple questions!!!”