The only surprises Obama likes are the ones that involve Reggie Love and sexy lingerie.

Via MEMRI:

A YouTube video was posted on leading jihadi forums in which Abu Bakr Shekau, leader of the Nigerian jihadi group Jama’at Ahl Al-Sunna Lil-Da’wa Wal-Jihad, also known as Boko Haram, threatened U.S. President Barack Obama with a surprise, expressed solidarity with global jihad groups, and told Nigerian police to either repent or be killed.