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Via THR:

Bill Maher says he tried for years to book Donald Trump on his talk show, but he’s glad it never panned out.

“I asked for years, and he always lied and said, ‘Oh I’ll be there,’ and he never showed up,” Maher told Jay Leno on Monday’s The Tonight Show. “And I’m glad he didn’t because, you know, he turned out to be, first of all, a terrible racist.”

He explained that “what got [Trump] so mad was, we did a new rule one week that, supposed, perhaps Donald Trump had been the spawn of his mother having sex with orangutan,” he said, adding: “The color of his hair and the color of an orange orangutan is only two things in nature of the same color.”

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