Ghost written by Chris Matthews? Cameo appearance by Reggie Love? So many jokes going though my head I can barely spit them out.

Via NRO:

A new, erotic novel being described as “fan fiction,” which features the first couple as protagonists-in-chief, is now on sale.

Surely American literature has reached new heights with the publication of GuestHouse Games, in which Barack and Michelle Obama, “alone in their isolated beachfront guesthouse in the tropical paradise of Kailua, Hawaii,” are “drawn into the ancient Hawaiian spiritual world and into the exploration of their own deepest and most forbidden desires.”

It looks like you’ll have to read the whole thing to find out why they’re staying in the guest house as opposed to the main residence, among other mysteries.

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