Because everyone knows white men are eeeeeevil!

LANSING, Mich. (EAGNews) – Public school apologists gathered at the state capitol last week to once again complain about education reform and Republican legislators.

It’s a broken record, repeated in many states, that has fallen on increasingly deaf ears among citizens who are tired of teachers union whining and excuses.

The protest, called “Save Michigan’s Public Schools,” featured overt hyperpartisan and racial rhetoric.

“You want us to believe that this lying, stinky skunk district is helping the children of Detroit? We’ve all seen this script before and it’s called extracting public wealth from the poor. It’s called naked, self-serving colonialism,” said Thomas Pedroni, a Wayne State University Associate Professor of Curriculum Studies.

He wasn’t done.

“Whether it’s Africa a hundred years ago, or Detroit or Flint or Highland Park today, it’s about greed. It’s about convincing the rest of the world that you go in with the white man’s burden to save savages, when what you’re really there for has nothing to do with salvation or education but only your own enrichment by feasting, cannibalizing the bodies and minds of urban children for the public education money you see in them,” Pedroni said to cheers.

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