This Picture Definitely Deserves Your Best Snark: MO’Chelle’s Lap . . . Update: MO’chelle Sent (Needed Help) Her First ‘Twitter’ (Her Word, Not Mine)
I will update this post later with the story behind this picture, but first . . . SNARK AWAY! Cheer me up Zipper Heads!
UPDATE: Here’s the REAL story: Michelle sent her first tweet (on CNN’s Ed Henry’s Account!). One problem: She didn’t know how to send a tweet or use an i-phone. Remember that ad they ran during the election making fun of McCain for not e-mailing?
When Mrs. Obama mentioned that she had never tweeted, I noted that the president had sent out his first tweet a few months ago from a Red Cross account to promote relief to Haiti and wondered aloud: “Why don’t you send out your first tweet on my iPhone?”
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Hearing the light-hearted argument playing out a few seats down, the president asked, “What’s going on?”
The first lady explained her dilemma, but the president waved his hand as if to say “no big deal” and told her to go for it.
I handed the first lady my iPhone, but it quickly became apparent that she had very little experiences with this smartphone. Like many people, she said, “How do you type on this?”
Gibbs, who was looking over our shoulders, suggested that I type it out, so I told Mrs. Obama to start dictating the note. I started my typing “from flotus,” as in “first lady of the United States.”
She joked about the pressure of coming up with something interesting to say. She started simply with how she was at the dinner and dictated, “this is officially my first Twitter” and added her thoughts about the comedy acts about to perform.
I knew Mrs. Obama should have called it her first “tweet,” but I didn’t want to be in the uncomfortable position of correcting the first lady — my mom would be appalled — and sounding like a tech know-it-all.
She asked Gibbs for his opinion on what she had dictated, and he said the proper way to say it was that it was her first tweet. Mrs. Obama grilled me on whether Gibbs was right, and I said he was but I didn’t want to be the one changing her words, so she politely asked me to change it so that she sounded as hip as possible.
The final version, for the history books: “from flotus: ‘here at dinner this is officially my first Tweet. i am looking forward to some good laughs from the potus and jay’”. Ed Henry CNN Politics
A Personal note: Thank you all for your awesome snark! It was so great to read last night and this morning. You guys are the greatest!
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Damn! Look at the size of that thing. Someone needs to call animal control.
Oh lookee what I found in my purse. Barrys gonads.
I didn’t notice the stain when I borrowed the dress from Bill.
“That’s why he’s always blaming Bush!”
Uh-Oh…’Pop Goes the Weasel’!
Leno: “That’s what happens when you don’t put a condom on that thing.”
Klingon penis spit up.
Leno says “thats a real Duesey”
OMG! This birth certificate is from Kenya!
or
This isn’t a Bible it’s Barry’s Koran!
Oh my gosh, Clinton left his mark on me too!!!
Dang….those are flies….
It’s so hard, when does it get big?
Dammit Bob! This is the last time I show any of your friends…
Hey…You white boys ever see one of these?…
That Gulf Oil spill ain’t got nothing on me…
You guys are pulling my leg!…Are you sure that where children come from?…
“hasn’t anybody heard of shrinkage?”
/G. Costanza
You were right Bob, it is bigger than Barry’s…
You should see it when it gets angry…
Hey boys! watch this!…two fists…
OMG….you mean I am supposed to do that in the bathroom?…
Oh my gawd! All pussies ARE pink on the inside!
What are you fools talking about?…That is not a runt…
Wow!
I’ve heard of sticking your foot in your mouth….
but I’ve never even heard of anything like that.
Excuse me fellas…my top secret panty phone is ringing…
I don’t care if you are afraid of crossing swords…it’s the only way I can get off…and Bob just likes to watch.
Here! Let met show you how the stimulus plan really works….
OMG, Barry! Get up from there!
(Gibbs is thinking: “I get sloppy seconds!”)
Ohhh Shit, those damn crabs are back in my Karachi again
After Michelle rides Chris Matthews tingling leg to pleasure someone is heard saying “My what a cunning stunt”.
Oooo that’s where that stench has been coming from.
Wooo weeee! I never had three before!!!!
Ok guys…now you know where babies come from …let Gibbs over he ,he’s never seen a woman’s Virgina
Michelle: Damn, I thought I already flushed this thing down the toilet!
The boys: Care to guess why we all have our hands in our pockets?
Gibbs: Mmmmm, he really is a rather handsome man!
Everyone tells me to “Go fuck myself”…well, Yes, I Can!
Leno: You may want to consider getting that lanced, or, see I told you one size fits all.
See…
I told you it would fit…pay up!
No way!
I can still see the label!
Look…her penis is untucked!!
“Four inches, boys. Check it out. It’s bigger than Barak’s I can tell ya that.”
Ever see a scab this big?
you fuckers are funny tonite
OMG……….I told Barack to quit wearing my bondage belts around the WH.
Another mossad agent looking up my skirt!
Oh shit, its Kenny.
bushfro
Hey come here fellas, you’ve got to see this.
His ears got stuck!
“See, I told you I was a natural brunette!”
Hey boys, guess who came for dinner!!?
What a tweet twat.
“Hey, you guys wanna see what Barrack doesn’t get?”
“Man, that’s hairy! It looks like you’ve got ZZ Top in your panties!”
“Chewbaca, is that you down there?”
“I need a teleprompter to tell me what to write on this damn thing!”
It’s a SNUKE!!!
Side note: Flotus…Flautus…it amuses me how similar they are…
Barack! You don’t need to bow so low to the waiter!
Gibbs: see, I told you guys it was billy clinton down there and not barry!
but I think Disturbed Mary’s quote at the top was the best!
I told you I voted for Bush
Damn it Gibbs! I don’t care what Leno says. Show the creature some mercy! Disconnect the feeding tube and just let her die. It’s not like it’s a human being.
Veeeeerrrrrrza!!!!
Wow…. it grew 2 more teeth! Can’t wait to try them out.
I said I wanted to see that cunning runt!
Michelle: OMG, now I see why Barry always insists on turning off the lights!
Finally Found! Bin Laden’s hide-out!
The damned thing just grabbed my schrimp creole!
It has an echo…WoW!