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Sarah Palin Comes Face to Face With Bear, Left Crushed When It Fails to Eat Her…

(Gallery here)

Would Obama have:

  1. Pissed his pants.
  2. Thrown his teleprompter at it then run away screaming like a little girl.
  3. Have Michelle break out her super-toned arms then order her to whoop its ass, Chicago-style.

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  1. freeus says:
    July 28, 2010 at 12:10 AM

    My vote is piss in his panties. He wears panties not pants I think. Michele is the one who wears the pants in the family.

    Hi all. Hope everyone is doing well. Been canning like a fool, closing in extra closet with non-Chinese sheetrock, learning how to dehydrate watermelons, and getting ready to send kiddies back to college. I miss you all.

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  2. andycanuck says:
    July 28, 2010 at 12:11 AM

    Yes, but Michelle would have fled in terror from the Tribble just visible behind the leftmost tree.

  3. Jack Meove says:
    July 28, 2010 at 12:18 AM

    A bear would have not eaten anyone in his party. Bears simply do not eat shit.

  4. Sentinel says:
    July 28, 2010 at 12:22 AM

    A&B; the possibility of using muscles on something besides golf and pick-up would be too daunting for a community disorganizer.

  5. TLOS says:
    July 28, 2010 at 12:58 AM

    Almost as good as Jimmy Carter’s encounter with the killer rabbit.

  6. Aerialcat says:
    July 28, 2010 at 2:40 AM

    Of course if it were one of Monte Python’s killer rabbits they would have reason to worry.

  7. DEADEYEDICK says:
    July 28, 2010 at 4:18 AM

    The king would never get on a boat…..he can’t swim.

  8. williamkane says:
    July 28, 2010 at 5:01 AM

    Considering how well educated this twit is on everything else he would of turned to michelle and said “hey look at the big squirrel- Joe go stand next to it so I can get a picture”

  9. fedup says:
    July 28, 2010 at 6:06 AM

    B

  10. Kraig says:
    July 28, 2010 at 7:31 AM

    The Kenyan Marxist would have turned to the worst lady and said, “Whats Gibbs doing out here”?

  11. ThomNJ says:
    July 28, 2010 at 8:02 AM

    A and B

  12. hoodaticus says:
    July 28, 2010 at 8:29 AM

    None of the above. He would just leave his host body and take possession of the bear.

  13. whthfk says:
    July 28, 2010 at 10:11 AM

    A .. But then he would have turned to his daughters and asked them what sort of immigrant was it? and someone get acorn out here and get them registered to vote.

  14. omvi says:
    July 28, 2010 at 10:31 AM

    That’s a brown bear and her cubs in the photo. A brown bear won’t intentionally f*ck with a grizzly bear. In the photo, the grizz is wearing red.

  15. Baraka says:
    July 28, 2010 at 10:58 AM

    let me be clear i would raise the bears taxes because it makes more than $250,000

  16. MNHawk says:
    July 28, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    Comment #6

    The mama bear looks fake. Are we sure that Sarah hasn’t been honing her Photoshop skills since quitting her job as Governor? She’s got time on her hands.

    Posted at 7:48 AM on Jul 27, 2010 by CJ

    Just speculatin’ on the “CJ”

  17. Martin Hale says:
    July 28, 2010 at 1:00 PM

    D. never been there in the first place. I mean c’mon – fishing, small boats, wildlife, prolly mosquitoes? That just ain’t Obama style.

  18. StandYourGround says:
    July 28, 2010 at 1:10 PM

    B
    And then he would have sent his Sec of State to push the reset button with it!

  19. Greg says:
    July 28, 2010 at 1:13 PM

    D: He would try to regulate the bears behavior and make sure it files all the necessary forms required by the IRS.

  20. e4bannan says:
    July 28, 2010 at 1:14 PM

    Sarah Palin can slam a revolving door. She sleeps with a pillow under her gun. She is not politically correct, she is just correct.

    Don’t fuck with my Sarah.

  21. The REAL Bob says:
    July 28, 2010 at 1:15 PM

    Freeus – I miss ya’ darlin’.

  22. The REAL Bob says:
    July 28, 2010 at 1:19 PM

    You know, I have a pit bull who, if she was given an IQ test, would have a score that wouldn’t register on the IQ scale. I put Barry “57 States” Obama in that same class so I’m voting for A.

  23. Carla says:
    July 28, 2010 at 1:29 PM

    That’s what they’re saying: Fake bears.

  24. Marc says:
    July 30, 2010 at 1:19 AM

    Bears real…….Sarah fake ?

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