Sarah Palin Comes Face to Face With Bear, Left Crushed When It Fails to Eat Her…

Would Obama have:
- Pissed his pants.
- Thrown his teleprompter at it then run away screaming like a little girl.
- Have Michelle break out her super-toned arms then order her to whoop its ass, Chicago-style.
















My vote is piss in his panties. He wears panties not pants I think. Michele is the one who wears the pants in the family.
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Yes, but Michelle would have fled in terror from the Tribble just visible behind the leftmost tree.
A bear would have not eaten anyone in his party. Bears simply do not eat shit.
A&B; the possibility of using muscles on something besides golf and pick-up would be too daunting for a community disorganizer.
Almost as good as Jimmy Carter’s encounter with the killer rabbit.
Of course if it were one of Monte Python’s killer rabbits they would have reason to worry.
The king would never get on a boat…..he can’t swim.
Considering how well educated this twit is on everything else he would of turned to michelle and said “hey look at the big squirrel- Joe go stand next to it so I can get a picture”
B
The Kenyan Marxist would have turned to the worst lady and said, “Whats Gibbs doing out here”?
A and B
None of the above. He would just leave his host body and take possession of the bear.
A .. But then he would have turned to his daughters and asked them what sort of immigrant was it? and someone get acorn out here and get them registered to vote.
That’s a brown bear and her cubs in the photo. A brown bear won’t intentionally f*ck with a grizzly bear. In the photo, the grizz is wearing red.
let me be clear i would raise the bears taxes because it makes more than $250,000
Comment #6
The mama bear looks fake. Are we sure that Sarah hasn’t been honing her Photoshop skills since quitting her job as Governor? She’s got time on her hands.
Posted at 7:48 AM on Jul 27, 2010 by CJ
Just speculatin’ on the “CJ”
D. never been there in the first place. I mean c’mon – fishing, small boats, wildlife, prolly mosquitoes? That just ain’t Obama style.
B
And then he would have sent his Sec of State to push the reset button with it!
D: He would try to regulate the bears behavior and make sure it files all the necessary forms required by the IRS.
Sarah Palin can slam a revolving door. She sleeps with a pillow under her gun. She is not politically correct, she is just correct.
Don’t fuck with my Sarah.
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You know, I have a pit bull who, if she was given an IQ test, would have a score that wouldn’t register on the IQ scale. I put Barry “57 States” Obama in that same class so I’m voting for A.
That’s what they’re saying: Fake bears.
Bears real…….Sarah fake ?
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