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US President Barack Obama (L) points to a child dressed in a Christmas elf costume as they gather for a group photo with First Lady Michelle Obama at a Christmas In Washington celebration at the Building Museum in Washington, on December 12, 2010. Obama’s daughters Malia and Sasha are at (L) in the background. (UPI/Mike Theiler)
“Hey, who let all these blond-haired cracka elfs in here?”
“So, it was you who voted no to unionizing Santa’s workshop. You do know he’s a capitalist pig, don’t you?
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Next year you all come back for Ramadan and the Eid dinner.
See the one in the black dress? If you eat too many cookies, your arse will look like hers.
“Who called Michelle a wookie? You take that back!”
“You better re-distribute that candy, I don’t care if you bought it with your money.”
“Hey you! No hiding under the First Lady’s skirt!”
“Don’t make me tax you, young man!”
OK, which one of you little turds have been feeding pork to my mother-in-law?
Pull my finger…
I can make unemployment go up.
That one their…..
Your my new “Elf Czar”.
“Who called Michelle a wookie? You take that back!”
LOLZ…
No Michelle, you CAN’T eat any – they’re ELVES, not MUNCHkins..
“Whoa! I haven’t seen you guys since the last White House brats, coke, & tequila party last week!”
Do you have a birth certificate?
“Get that kid outta here. His shirt says Don’t blame my daddy, he voted for McCain!”
Don’t you go lookin’ for the Mao ornaments this year.
you there – cover my next press meeting
“I tell ya….your All going to pay for my Mistakes when you Brats get older” !
You! You got a Christmas bonus for productivity, you’ll have to share it with all the other elves!
Look at my mother in law see her budda belly if you keep eating cookies and milk you too will look like her.. and did you see my wifes big ole ass. that thing has it’s own orbit… scary….
Oh and Santa is not real.. Happy Holidays >>>F#$%*&^ kids.
No that is not a hoop under my wife’s skirt …It’s her ass.
Damn… talk about breeder hips.
No, my wife’s name is not Snow White.
You guys need a union.
Where are the affirmative action elves?
“I hear you refer to the Que… First Lady as “”Fat & Jolly” one more time you’ll make my naughty list”
“is Barak gonna hafta slap a bitch?”
“What do you mean you signed a ‘no strike’ clause? you done eff’d up, bitch!”
-President FFM
I see the mother-in-law is in attendance.
Let’s pray the practicing witch doesn’t caste a spell on those poor children.
http://www.theobamafile.com/_family/MarianRobinson.htm#witchcraft
Hey lets see how many of youz guys can hide under Big M’s skirt ?
There ain`t gonna be no mo christmas, cuse christmas is racist. so stop that cryin, and drink the Koolaid
Yeah… I`m gonna feed you to my pitbull……
Aww, Hell No, you did not just laugh me, and we did not get “Whooped in nov.
“What are you here for spawn of the devils seed? You are suppose to be running for mayor in Chicago!”
Cracker babys so cute when they little.
And for the last time thats my Wife, not my pet Wookie
Gee, Chairman Mao this is a very Impressive Elf Costume factory. and I promise the U.S media, will not report on child slave labor.
“The old lady here has sagging boobs….can you say “boobs”?
I have a sagging economy….can you say “economy”?
So let’s dig deep into those pockets and give ALL our money
to the elf with the big pail.”
“What do I want for Ramad….oops, Christmas? I WANT Mitch
McConnell’s head on a platter!! …….but I’ll settle for a carton of
Kools.
“You know, that costume is nicer than anyone else’s, and that’s not fair. You have to leave.”
One more crack about me have big elf ears, and your going to have to sit at the same table with Joe Biden!
“…so I sez to Boehner, wit my eyes all big ‘n roly poly-like,
‘Puhleeze….don’ frow me into dat dere briar patch!!!!’, and
de cracker blinked…….. . I gots de BIGGGG Mojo.”
“What ‘chelle and I do in bed is none of your friggin’ business!
Next question from the peanut gallery.”
The Secret Service, in suitable garb, gets last minute orders
from the CinC.
“But its youz people who are da Oppressors!”
“Its good you have a job at such an early age ’cause somebody is gonna hafta pay for the New Health Care plan I implemented.”
“Alright y’all, break it up! This is a KWANZA tree! And you tell da FAT MAN that I’m tired of him pushing his ideals on everyone at this time of year every year…… ENOUGH!”
“Why you lil’ basta…..!” “Those are ‘chelle’s double frosted peanut butter cup cakes !”
Ya`ll Best be say`in goodby to those cracka racist grandparents that spawned you little devils. Cauz under my new health care, they gonna Die. but the good news is we gonna have Happy Camps where we send all the sad white people, and da work be hard, but they`ll be plenty to eat. and all you white folks get ta take showers. after the train ride. Hell Yeah, you get ta go on a train Ride, now don`t that sound like fun.
If you will agree with my fantasies, all of you will be able to retire at 79 unless mischa has more rules to abide by. Merry Whatever!
-”Now you elves stay back. I don’t care how many people wrote to Santa this year asking to see me torn apart by elves. ”
-”Hey Lady, I think there’s a broken string on your big puppet. I’m sure Mr. Soros can fix it”
-”I’ve been looking for someone whose ass I could kick for a long time now. I’m pretty sure I could take little Susie, here.”
-I have time for one more question before I go. Janie Jingle from the North Pole Tribune.”
“And that’s the little girl who’s holding Christmas hostage.”
“No! No, little racist white girl! My wife’s ass is not fat. It’s just big boned … Er, but not by me.”
“…and when I was your age I hadda tote dat barge an’ lif’ dat bale,
so really….YOU guys got it good!”
“You are hereby official Underpants Gnomes…..now get out there
and collect all the BVDs you can…..our economy depends on it!”
I saw you take that extra cookie with green sprinkles ! !
Oh, sorry – you said ‘Elf yourself’ not ‘Eff yourself’ ?
Can you explain to me again how to ‘Elf Yourself’ ??
“No, we can’t, Melissa. To be BFF, we have to be the same color.
I’m a warm, tawny cafe- au- lait and you, dear are a wretched,
hideous, pasty white.”
“Wait kids….before we break up…..the First Lady will hand out
the fruit-flavored condoms we promisd you…..”
You there, say, can you go to the podium for me next time? Bill’s might be a little busy. You da man!
You ask for a Twinkie one more time and the Chimp lady in black will smack yo momma!
“….so the kids in school call you ‘Punky’? That’s cute. When
I was at Harvard Law, they called me ‘Superfly, TNT, Black
and Beautiful’, and I still AM that, 24/7.YO!”
OMG, I just love it when it’s “Caption this” day on WZ!!!
“I am NOT paranoid, Kevin! The Secret Service pats everybody
down before they meet me…..and, as I recall,…..they copped
a sling-shot and a Luger water pistol from YOU…..you little
bastard….”
Careful cracker, we say Happy Kwanza
Don’t you call me urban; that is racist!
Yo Timmy…STAY AWAY from an elf named Bawney Fwank!…and under NO circumstances let him show you his candy cane!
NO! Do NOT listen to the elf named Bawney Fwank!…mistletoe is NOT a zipper pull!
“Oh oh, someone forgot to wear their burqa!”
Which one of you is Sneezy?
Do you buy your crack from Dopey or Doc ?
YO! Keep your hands of my willie wonker!!! And NO, I don’t smell fish!
President Obama appoints the Elf Tindlewinks as the new Santa after the recent North Pole bailout. The former Santa, Mr. Kringle, could not be reached for comment.
“…..so I told the Senator, ‘I’ll bust a cap in yo’ ass.’ That’s
how we compromise to get things done in government.”
“…then Mohammed ascended to the clouds on his magnificent
steed……..and THAT’S why we celebrate Christmas, Infidelfs!”