Former Gitmo Detainee: Joooos Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel Like a Cat Was Trying to Have Sex With Me…
Oh noes, da Joooos haz sexy ghey catz!…
(MEMRI)- Following are excerpts from an interview with Walid Muhammad Hajj a Sudanese released from Guantanamo Prison, which aired on Al-Jazeera TV on December 12, 2010:
Walid Muhammad Hajj: Yes. The most common method to wear down the brothers was witchcraft.
Interviewer: How did they do this?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: There were, of course, Jews among the [staff of] the Guantanamo Base, and they would set traps for the guys.
Interviewer: Give me an example of witchcraft.
Walid Muhammad Hajj: Witchcraft was used on most of the guys.
Interviewer: They would cast a spell on them?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: Yes, but by the grace of Allah, through frequent reading of the Koran and invocation of the names of Allah, they managed to withstand this.
Interviewer: How did you know that somebody was under a spell?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: Someone like that would change.
Interviewer: In what way?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: For example, somebody would take his clothes off, all of a sudden, or would sit on his bed for three days straight without sleeping.
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They would use all kinds of witchcraft against the guys.
Interviewer: Tell me more.
Walid Muhammad Hajj: I will tell you how the witchcraft affected the guys. A person would suddenly see his brothers and sisters naked before him.
Interviewer: And they weren’t really there?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: Absolutely not. It was as if he was in a different world.
Interviewer: You mean, his brothers and sisters from back home.
Walid Muhammad Hajj: That’s right. I remembered an incident with a guy who sat next to me in the morning. When they brought the milk, he began to urinate into the milk.
Interviewer: In front of you?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: Yes. I said to him: “Why are you urinating in the milk?” That’s when we knew that he was under a spell. After he had recovered a little, after we read Koranic verses to him, he said to me: “The birds on the barbed wire would talk to me, and tell me to urinate in the milk. When the guards pass by my cell, the sound made by their pants talks to me.”
Interviewer: They tell him to urinate in the milk?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: Yes.
Interviewer: Did they ever use witchcraft on you?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: There was one attempt.
Interviewer: How did they do it?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: Once, when I was sleeping – on the floor, not on a bed – I suddenly felt that a cat was trying to penetrate me. It tried to penetrate me again and again. I recited the kursi verse again and again until the cat left.
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It wasn’t a cat that was trying to cornhole walid, it was his cellmate akmed who is hung like a cat.
‘No comments’ is about right
I’ll have to speak to my cat about that – staying ‘in species’ and all ….
nasty habit, that .
Can you begin to see what happens to Muslims when they are treated kindly, feed well, kept in clean clothes, allow priviledges that no prisoner in America gets…..it’s proof that civilization is unfit for Muslims…a good life is UN-Islamic…
Hajj, you fool. That was the prophet, in the form of a cat.
You WERE gonna be anointed the 12th imam, but you’re shit outta luck now.
“A mind is a terrible thing to waste” but in the case of these morons, there is no “mind” to start with.
Try depression and isolation. Well, this is what passes for muslim “science”. Certainly far superior to any 21st Century science.
sarc/ if you don’t get it.
Not only have we the Jews been accused of stealing the blood of children, causing the Black Death, poisoning wells and taking over the world, but now we have been accused of manipulating shark attacks in Eygpt, making crocodiles horny in Gaza and causing cats to have sex with Gitmo prisoners. Just goes to show you can’t trust us Jews nor the cats we control. I love being so powerful as to spread fear of horny cats amongst the Arab populace.
I think someone need’s his meds.. kind of like the Son of Sam’s Dog telling him who to kill. these people are truly batshit crazy… this is what you get when first cousins marry.. I’m sure even when he wasn’t at Gitmo he urinated in the Camel milk but no one was around to see it… So far he makes Gitmo sound like a nice place for them…If Witch Craft was the best form of torture he could come up with.. lol.
Are you guys sure they weren’t interviewing Pelosi, Grayson, Biden? These stories sound like something they would suggest.
This interview could have been avoided if they would have shot this guy. He should have never been released, now a bunch of idiots in Ejackistan are going to hate us even more.
I wonder if he is aware that tomcats have barbed penises? The barbs stimulate the female cat into ovulation. The female ovulates each time she copulates. It’s why kittens from the same litter can have different fathers and look very different. I’m sorry for the biology lesson, but anyone who knows anything about cats knows this, which makes his claim all the funnier.
Cool! Spell-casting witches could be more cost effective than Hellfire missiles and much more entertaing.
Nooooo……it almost slipped by me!! The damn Obama admin is torturing these guys with witchcraft. We need congressional hearings now. Impeach Obama!
I’ll bet he knows EXACTLY HOW THAT FEELS,
doing it with a cat, I mean!
Witchcraft!? Man, first it’s the sharks in Egypt now it’s cats in Guantanamo. Cats practicing witchcraft. Those damn Jooooos and their anti Muslim Zionist conspiracies, what will those clever bastards do next?
Forcing cats to do Islamic terrorists is cruel to those poor felines, what did they do to deserve such abuse? Where’s PETA when you need them?
Bat. Shit. Crazy.
These people are so inbred,it’s a wonder they can think at all.
I did notice that everything was about sex. Everyone was naked, urinating in milk, and sex with a cat. Their minds are really nutty, they are so supressed that what little bitty brain power they do have is totally about sex . I mean think about it. They have multiple wives, wives have to be circumcised so they don’t enjoy sex. They blow themselves up to have 72 virgins. These idiots are past wierd!!
“I recited the kursi verse again and again until the cat left.”
Typo.
“I curtsied again and again until the cat left.”
I didn’t know that Gitmo was in Haiti. This nutjob sounded like he was
describing “Alice in Wonderland” while on LSD.
Hey, wait! Brainstorm! Maybe the CIA has been giving these animals
some of the left-over kool-aid from Jonestown.
Fuqing stupid, ignorant, superstitious savages.
I wonder if his only real complaint was that it was a cat that visited him and not, say, a goat.
Just one thing…..Braghahahahahahahahahahahhaha Im sure pelosi willcal for hearings first witness, christin odonnel.
This is too Funny!
The birds on the barbed wire would talk to me, and tell me to urinate in the milk. When the guards pass by my cell, the sound made by their pants talks to me.”
Interviewer: They tell him to urinate in the milk?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: Yes.
Wow…that’s just fucked up…
Us joooooooooooos will stop at nothing to take over the world whats next causing ogres to maul their intestines
Two words…
Feline AIDS.
And liberals want to bring more of these ignorant, backwards thinking and living, stone age behaving , semi-humans over here to the West? Just what i need, a neighbor who wants to rape my kids and pets, cut off my head and blow up everything that offends them.
Thank God for the second amendment!
I did find some element of truth in what this guy had to say:
“That’s right. They would give you the pills, and if you refused to take them, you would be in a very difficult situation. They would immediately open your personal file, write down the type of pills they prescribed for you, and they would force you to take them. That’s it. From now on, you are officially crazy in their view.”
The Gitmo docs likely share the mindset of most people, who are ignorant of Islam. They believe these terrorists are violent and want to hurt others not because they are commanded by Islamic texts and teaching, but because they are “insane”. Rather than examine the root cause of their “insanity”, they throw pills at it and probably cause or exacerbate paranoias in an already hyperparanoid population and possibly quite a few hallucinations.
But Freud would have a field day that this inmate for other reasons. Most people having tactile hallucinations describe them as bugs crawling under their skin. This Muslim described his as a cat trying to have anal sex with him.
MIAUW!!!
You should not post this type of stuff. Some current detainees’s lawyers from the ACLU will use these facts to bolster their claims of torture down at GITMO. Then a Clinton or Obama appointee (assuming you can find one that has not represented a GITMO detainee) will award damages and order the prisoner’s release.
“As part of the ever-widening investigation into the CIA mind-meld
experiments that have been uncovered at Gitmo, it has been learned by MSNBC that the prisoners have been force-fed Purina Cat Chow and Purina Puppy Chow, triggering reactions in their reptillian brains that they are really cats and puppies. A CIA spokesman denied the charges as utter nonsense. However, he asked viewers in the South Florida area that the Gitmo prisoners would soon be available for adoption through the Miami Animal Protection League for a nominal fee.”
Why is it always demented sex fantasies for these people from cats penetrating them, to raping little girls and boys to promote the religion, to dying and receiving 72 virgins to rape non-stop in the After Harem???? This is one sick ideology/cult/faith/whatever…
Maybe the cat was just trying to retrieve a gerbil
Michelle:
Why the demented sex fantasies? Because of thirteen hundred years
of inbreeding. Think of these people as the brown inhabitants of the
backwoods of Appalachia from the film, ‘Deliverance’.