Saudi Arabia: Goat Beauty Pageant Held in Muslim Holy City of Mecca…
The four-legged jihadi sex machine finally getting its due…
Riyadh – A beauty competition for goats began on Wednesday in Saudi Arabia, as part of an auction bringing together traders and herders in the holy Muslim city of Mecca.
Auction supervisor Fawzi al-Subhi said that over 170 animals are competing for the coveted title ‘most beautiful goat.’ He expects the winner to be sold for at least 18,000 dollars.
According to al-Shams newspaper, the four-legged contestants are purebred Hijazi goats, a distinct breed named after the province in which Mecca is located.
Pastoralists and their flocks still roam the Hijaz region and other parts of the oil-rich Arabian kingdom.
Posted by ZIP on Wednesday, December 29, 2010, at 9:40 am | 
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Don’t really see how this is all that different from Westminster, or other dog shows here.
Except, of course, that we don’t condone having sex w/ dogs…
So they can admire the beauty of a goat but the women cover their faces?
Does that picture freak anyone else out? all those men looking at that goat the way real men look at pretty woman?? freaky…
Overheard at the show…
Mohammed #2 (middle) to Mohammed #3 (right):
“Look at the gluteal cleft on that one!”
That goat has a certain look about it – kinda flirty – like it knows the men are admiring it and its flashing some goat butt to whip the boys into a frenzy.
If that qualifies a s “beauty”, it could explain why their women cover their faces.
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves and all you can do is give yourself up to it.
SHAKE Y’ASS!
WATCH Y’SEFF!
SHEIK Y’ASS!
SHOW US WATCHER WORKIN’ WIFF!
PHEW!
“The four-legged jihadi sex machine finally getting its due…” LMAO!
@Noelegy, lol lol
One of those “bidders” is probably thinking, “I’ll give Gnu, 4 Yak and their half-way cute Sherpa, for this little Beauty; forget the gluteal cleft, have you seen her nasal dorsum ?
In the words of Sid (from Ice Age), “Mmmm. Shexshi!!”
You lose,good day sir
Why haven’t they taught the goats to pole dance yet?
It’s a Rag Head Forrest.
Because they are all Growing Wood.
If you like it, you better put a ring through it…
Livestock shows are a blast,butt you dont go there looking for a wife
Sheik Yerbouti!
Interesting, how the goat is kind of throwing off that “come hither” look.
They always said “One more facelift and Pelosi going to have a goatee.”
I wonder how the goat answered the same sex marriage question.
Does the picture that Ali Babba is taking qualify as porn?
@MNHawk– OMG! Sheik Yerbouti! LMAO.
But why is there a target tattooed on the goats ass?
I see Cabrito!
“The four-legged jihadi sex machine finally getting its due…”
ZOMG I could NOT have put that better! ROFLMFAO!
What? No Traaaaaaaamp Staaaaaaaaamp?
Hussy goat.
Hussy infidel uncovered meat goat.
Such silky white fur … mmm mmm mmmmm.
Screw it then stew it … yummy.
@ Matt Damon’s Brain says
What do you think the goat’s showing off, turning the booty towards those 2 excited looking sheiks.
Mo #1 to Mo #2
Mecca Lecca Hi
Mecca Hinee Ho!
Shake yer booty goat! Common jiggle your tushie for the SHEIKHS!ANd you don’t need a nose job!
Suddenly the picure of 70 virgins becomes clearer…..
I love the article written by “RHYMES WITH RIGHT ” Thought it hit the nail right on the head . If goats are so pretty , why do the men make their women wear veils to cover their faces ?????/