71 comments

1. J in MS says:

   January 1, 2011 at 12:55 am

   More time at the range honing target acquisition…oh and quit smoking.

   Zip: I’ve found that punching hippies in the throat works very well. That way they can’t talk afterward. Hippies are better seen than heard….or smelt. Be sure to teach the boys to wash their hands post hippy punching. They’ve got some serious cooties.
2. mike janssen says:

   January 1, 2011 at 12:56 am

   Time to go outside and listen to the new years eve gunfire!
3. rae4palin says:

   January 1, 2011 at 1:05 am

   I resolve to tip ZIP regularly.
4. mike janssen says:

   January 1, 2011 at 1:08 am

   Elgin did not disapoint! not nearly as intense as Chicago, but a good show for our little town!
5. Diamond Girl says:

   January 1, 2011 at 1:09 am

   Happy New Year to all Zipaholics….and the Zip Family~

   I learned long ago never make a New Years Resolution:

   It goes in one Year and Out the Other.

   ’12 can’t get here soon enough for me!
6. Maggie says:

   January 1, 2011 at 1:10 am

   Amen, Diamond Girl!

   Just wake up every morning and do the best you can moment to moment, day to day.
7. Loyd says:

   January 1, 2011 at 1:11 am

   To praise the death of any liberal and hopefully from the white house
8. Michael Moon says:

   January 1, 2011 at 1:15 am

   Mike J, I’m just north of you in LITH. Happy New Year to you and Zip and all the Zipperheads.

   I’m praying for Jesus to return quickly; I’m praying for our nation; I’m praying that God will draw all people to Him. To God be all glory!
9. ImNoDhimmi says:

   January 1, 2011 at 1:21 am

   Happy New Year to all from The Great White North!
10. yyz says:

    January 1, 2011 at 1:28 am

    Happy New Year to all you zippers.
    Punch a hippy I love it;]
11. jon says:

    January 1, 2011 at 1:28 am

    im gonna teach my son the proper way to tell a liberal to ” FUCK OFF”
12. DanlBoone says:

    January 1, 2011 at 1:28 am

    Wishing all the zippers a truly good 2011

    hak*cigarettes*kaff
13. killerjoe says:

    January 1, 2011 at 1:37 am

    I’m gonna try to be nicer to my ex……….uhhhhhhhhh, never mind, scratch that one. I’ll try to be nicer to smokers, nah, I’d rather go hippy punching.
14. Zcat says:

    January 1, 2011 at 1:39 am

    Happy New Year Everyone!
15. Sniffy Pop, Tuna Scented Popcorn says:

    January 1, 2011 at 1:48 am

    Happy New Years to Zip and all other Zippers.

    My resolution is to, get in better shape, have the ability to understand Liberals for what they are and listen to them. Then Punch them in the temple sending them to the pavement.

    Work to better our nation, by supporting the impeachment of Blowjoba.

    Not buying goods from any Muslim business.

    Supporting Israel.

    Eating lot’s of beans, cabbage, sardines and drink coffee. Then get a job as an usher at a performing arts venue and share your inner pain with the group.

    Tell a Liberal that he is a Pussy, and the only reason why his Father had sex with his Mother. Is that he was either to lazy to Jack Off or he had a Grudge against his Dick.

    Then punch him in the temple!

    Ruin a Liberals day by placing them in a round room and telling them to sit in the corner.

    These are things I need to do in 2011.
16. Larry7 (prev. just Larry) says:

    January 1, 2011 at 1:49 am

    Happy New to all WZers.

    The best site on the web due to ZIP, his co-posters, and the best commenters around.
17. Larry7 (prev. just Larry) says:

    January 1, 2011 at 1:50 am

    *Happy New Year

    (time for bed…zzzzz)
18. Diamond Girl says:

    January 1, 2011 at 1:59 am

    HAPPY NEW YEARS from BIG SKY COUNTRY!
19. Muhr says:

    January 1, 2011 at 2:14 am

    Learn to shoot rifle and shotgun left handed, as my brain decided to change my dominant eye just to mess with me.

    As for hippy punching, in my state we decided long ago to herd the hippies into one camp in the middle of the state, and we call this horrible pile of leftist filth… Austin.
20. ER says:

    January 1, 2011 at 2:20 am

    I resolve to continue offending Muslims in very peaceful ways: cartoons, “prophet” jokes, hard questions about Mohammed, Aisha, discrepencies in the Koran, one-way tolerance, pork ribs, bacon, smoked ham, sandbox jokes, man dresses, polygamy, misogny, head-banging, forehead “raisins”, dancing with a meteorite, the 12th Imam, Jesus as a “Muslim”, Jew envy, Christian envy, Copt envy, functioning-penis envy, inbreeding, goat love, wife-beating, daugther killing, “honor” upholding, splody doping, and last but not least: WHY IN THE HELL DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND THAT OBAMA DOESN’T NEED TO BE “INVITED TO ISLAM” WHEN HE’S CLEARLY ALREADY THERE?
21. So What says:

    January 1, 2011 at 2:22 am

    To be more tolerant of liberals? WTF
22. Rodger says:

    January 1, 2011 at 2:50 am

    jansen…I was born in Elgin in 52
23. Latin2 says:

    January 1, 2011 at 2:51 am

    I am going to try to expose Islam as the lie it is.

    …and waiting to watch the news tomorrow to see how many gangbangers shot each other over night.
24. mike janssen says:

    January 1, 2011 at 2:56 am

    LITH, do you love the snowmobile? Do you love beer?

    I am praying Jesus takes his sweet time, I want to grow old like my Dad.

    Happy New Year Everyone!!
25. Mike_W says:

    January 1, 2011 at 4:01 am

    After reading an excellent article about the evils of alcohol – truly horrendous stuff – I’ve decided from today forward, that’s it, definitely no more reading.

    Also, I realize I’ve been unfair to members of the Islamic community and resolve from today onwards I’ll treat Muslims with all the respect they deserve as members of a death cult founded by the rapist, mass-murderer, bandit, liar and false prophet, Mohammed-the-kiddy-fiddler.
26. vagabond trader says:

    January 1, 2011 at 5:26 am

    Happy New Year Zipsters! My resolution is to stay informed and hold R feet to the fire on their promises to sort out the mess made by previous cong-critters.
27. Randy_G says:

    January 1, 2011 at 7:09 am

    Happy New Year Zip and crew. Resolutions? Hell I never keep em…..Maybe one though. To visit this blog a bit more…..20 times a day is not enough. Heh.
28. MUSLIMANIA says:

    January 1, 2011 at 7:58 am

    Happy New Year from sunny southern Florida!

    All you zipperheads …don’t go running out in the street all at the same time, y’hear?

    Resolution: Be HAPPY! Stay vigilant. Stay prepared. Have a plan.
29. Roaddog says:

    January 1, 2011 at 8:03 am

    Here at the old folks home they set the clocks back 4 hours, told us it was midnight. Sent us to bed what a rip off

    as for punching commie Liberals. I am fine w/ that. But I do think the world
    is making them faster than we can punch them
    OH YA HAPPY NEW YEARS !!!!!!!!
30. czekmark says:

    January 1, 2011 at 8:06 am

    I promise not to be amazed about the new ways Obama invents to screw our country, and not to be disappointed by the ineptness of the new congress.
31. David Kramer says:

    January 1, 2011 at 8:17 am

    My resolution is to finally finish my websites and get them packed with information to piss of the progressives, you know, the truth.

    Just a regular reader, not a normal commentor.

    Hey zip, you have moved to number 4 in my bookmarks and linked external sites. Behind Drudge, Moonbattery and Breitbart.

    YOU ROCK!
32. David Kramer says:

    January 1, 2011 at 8:18 am

    Forgot to add, hone my right jab on the punching bag, you know, progressives.
33. Paul Zummo says:

    January 1, 2011 at 8:35 am

    New reader here. My resolution i that I refuse to blog about or even read stories about the presidential primary until Labor Day.
34. Jethro says:

    January 1, 2011 at 8:37 am

    I’m officially starting a new diet I invented. I call it “The Rapture Diet.”

    The rules are simple: I eat what I want, when I want, and pray the Rapture comes before they need a forklift to get me out of bed.

    Happy New Year to all you Zipsters.
35. jack says:

    January 1, 2011 at 9:18 am

    Happy New Year …

    Recently moved to the country/woods. A few fireworks were fired but at midnight the shotguns went off like mad.

    ER … “hard questions about Mohammed”

    Her’s one that always gets their knickers in a wad.

    What religion did Mohammed follow “BEFORE” Islam?
36. Calypso Jones says:

    January 1, 2011 at 9:31 am

    Continue instilling conservative principles in my grandchildren.

    Learn how to make a superb dirty martini.

    Be a thorn in the side of liberals.
37. Sickofobama says:

    January 1, 2011 at 9:54 am

    Happy New Year everybody!

    Lose weight and try to be more civil if Obama doesn’t piss me off.

    I have a feeling the latter will be broken before my first goal.
38. LittleRed1 says:

    January 1, 2011 at 10:12 am

    To lose weight, and get my concealed carry permit while I’m still in a state that allows it.

    Happy New Year – may 2011 be less exciting than 2010.
39. nevergiveup says:

    January 1, 2011 at 10:22 am

    Continue to hammer away at the Grinches in Washington until 2012.

    Happy New Year everyone, keep the mission moving!
40. Bama2506 says:

    January 1, 2011 at 10:24 am

    My resolutions for the new year will be selfless and generous. I’m going to help everyone be more like me.
41. realwest says:

    January 1, 2011 at 10:27 am

    Well my New Year’s resolution is to do my damndest not to die from my recently much more aggresive prostate cancer.
    Other than that, to read WZ more regularly and to comment (hopefully) more intelligently!!
    Hey, Happy New Year Zip and all y’all!!
42. joefriday says:

    January 1, 2011 at 10:29 am

    Happy New Year Zip & Momma. My resolution for the new year is to create a real shovel ready project. 2012
43. James T. Kirk says:

    January 1, 2011 at 10:30 am

    Happy New Year everyone! My resolution: make it to 2012.
44. skydiver says:

    January 1, 2011 at 10:38 am

    To make $ faster then the marxist/progressives can take it from me, and “spread the wealth around”!

    Happy New Year to all you patriots!!!!
45. judyod says:

    January 1, 2011 at 10:52 am

    New years Resolutions…Ummm…that would be..
    be more involved in local government…write my reps. regularly …say the Rosary every day (it is the only answer) and keep following Weasezippers..

    Another follower from Big Sky!
46. Alex Sokolik says:

    January 1, 2011 at 10:55 am

    Never , Ever, believe Govt on their Projections of what their Regulatins will accomplish .
    It is usually the oppossite.
47. Krang says:

    January 1, 2011 at 11:05 am

    My resolutions involve eliminating procrastination. Maybe I’ll wait till next week to get started on it.
48. Para59 says:

    January 1, 2011 at 11:10 am

    Convert all of Islam to Judaism!! And, finish my basement off.
49. Crustyrusty says:

    January 1, 2011 at 11:17 am

    Buy more canned food and shotguns.
50. whthfk says:

    January 1, 2011 at 11:26 am

    Happy New Year Weasel Zippers ,Zip ,D’lo Thinker, Veronica if I missed one of you I’m sorry.

    My News Years resolution is to convert as many liberals as possible to the dark side and make them all Conservative or Tea Party Members or a least better Americans.

    I’ve been able to get 3 die hard libs in my family converted now for the rest of them and America…

    Happy New years again to all… May we keep up the fight or keep fighting to keep up.
51. Fred Farcus says:

    January 1, 2011 at 11:26 am

    For 2011 I’m switching from beer to wine.
52. clayusmcret says:

    January 1, 2011 at 11:41 am

    We spent the New Year sitting in our eastern North Carolina back yard (temps ~35), watching a beautiful fire while deer ate under our bird feeders about 30′ from us. They saw our fire, but didn’t realize we were sitting on the other side of it watching them.

    My resolution – not to let the lefty loons or non-existent moderate muslims win in the fight for our nation’s soul. See y’all at the next Tea Party. In the unforgettable words of Thermian leader Mathesar, from 1999′s immortal classic Galaxy Quest, “Never give up… Never Surrender!”
53. myrtle says:

    January 1, 2011 at 11:53 am

    Happy New Year to all the zippers and zipperholics and a special message to realwest – never give up, never give up, never give up. I am saying a special prayer for you today. Please keep us all posted.
54. soxfan4life says:

    January 1, 2011 at 11:54 am

    I want to learn how to piss liberals off like Sarah Palin does.
55. JustJP says:

    January 1, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    “Mine: Teach my two boys the proper way to punch a hippy.”

    LOL! Happy New Years to you and yours Zip.
56. JustJP says:

    January 1, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    “ER says:
    January 1, 2011 at 2:20 am”

    WELL SAID ER!
57. Diamond Girl says:

    January 1, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    realwest…

    Hoping & praying for the best for you and you beat the damned cancer.

    Meet ya here same time next year!
58. usapatriots-shout says:

    January 1, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    STEP #1 FOR 2011–NO MORE POLITICALLY CORRECT LANGUAGE

    Ezra Klein is a traitor.

    In my book any one who is not a “so called birther” is complicit in the fraud and crimes Obama and goons are committing against America and are traitors. Soon we will divide America into two groups of people–BIRTHERS AND TRAITORS. Which would you rather be? The denigration must be slammed back into these name calling idiots. They must be confronted with; “You mean don’t love America enough, to want to protect it from enemies without and within? Isn’t our national security and the quality of American life your first priority?”

    From now on, conservatives are going to get tougher than liberals. If they bring a gun to the rally let conservatives bring two guns and 10 hand grenades figuratively speaking. Another words fight back louder and beat them back with INTELLECTUAL AMMUNITION. REMEMBER, THE LIBERALS DON’T HAVE INTELLECTUAL AMMUNITION IN THEIR WAR CHEST. All they got are lies, fear mongering, and lawlessnes.

    Among those who will be labeled traitor are those who think the Constitution is no longer meaningful, understandable and unenforceable! 2011 is going to the year we will fight loud and clear all those TRAITORS WHO DON’T HAVE THE DECENCY TO STAND UP FOR THEIR OWN COUNTRY. There is nothing fashionable, chic, or “cool” about crapping where you eat. Traitors, Socialists, Communist, Progressives’ and the rest of sh*tting on America TRAITORS are going to be exposed for malevolent destroyers of America they are.

    The first act of defiance we patriots are going to do is END THE IDIOTIC PRACTICE OF USING ONLY POLITICALLY CORRECT LANGUAGE. Therefore, if it walks like a traitor, talks like a traitor and looks like a traitor–IT IS A TRAITOR!
59. dwall says:

    January 1, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    Continue to get friends to see Obama is a temp, the danger is the SDS Ayers Bolivian Revolution and Soros OSI asswipes behind him.

    Annoy as many leftist teachers and professors as possible and bash the leftist foundations.

    Send Gunny R Lee Ermey Toys for Tots youtube to everyone I can find, where he rightly calls Obama a socialist or worse.
60. Satan4033 says:

    January 1, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    I believe obama was born in obamaland
61. Left Coast Conservative says:

    January 1, 2011 at 2:54 pm

    This year – I’m staying informed, prepared and working on converting that pitb brother-in-law of mine. He’s so liberal he doesn’t even know how far out he is.
    And, I’m going for JOY – that’s right – JOY – as in happy, gay, light hearted. Obummer can bring a person down so it’s JOY for me!
    And, I’m learning to make that drink they serve down at the Benson – way good. A couple of trips to the Ringside for some great steak – that’ll be a great year.
62. anne theriot says:

    January 1, 2011 at 2:57 pm

    Happy and Safe New Year to everyone. Let’s all get more actively involved with the Tea Parties. Rose Piven is calling for RIOTS. Come on, Im old but I have seen your kind before, will be waiting for you. Sharpton wants to shut up people like Rush and Beck and Palin but Piven gets a big salute. Lets start at the bottom, get rid of the local long time politicians, useful idiots, crooks and work your way up to 2012. TIME TO FIGHT BACK THE AMERICAN WAY!
63. Piker says:

    January 1, 2011 at 3:15 pm

    I resolve to try and stop being polite to dirty scumbag libral idiots.
64. boilerdoc says:

    January 1, 2011 at 4:58 pm

    To teach my son a proper right hook to the throat of hippy liberals, he seems to favor his left for some reason.
65. Sarge says:

    January 1, 2011 at 6:27 pm

    drop 20 pounds and read more weasel zippers!
66. Larry7 (prev. just Larry) says:

    January 1, 2011 at 9:30 pm

    Happy New Year to Elric,

    Miss you here lately.
67. M*A says:

    January 2, 2011 at 12:14 am

    Happy New Year to all the WZers. And to realwest…will keep you in my prayers as my husband fights his own battle with C. God bless ya…and everyone here.
68. realwest says:

    January 2, 2011 at 12:22 am

    Hey Diamond Girl – thanks and it’s a date!!
69. Mike_W says:

    January 2, 2011 at 12:26 am

    God bless, realwest.
    Get well soon.

    Happy New Year, all!
70. CSteven says:

    January 2, 2011 at 2:16 am

    LOL!
71. Sarg says:

    January 2, 2011 at 10:57 am

    To teach my children the proper way to clean a firearm so it goes bang not click.

    And to buy more ammo.