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Bill Maher to “Teabaggers”: “The Founding Fathers Would Have Hated Your Guts”

That’s right, godless liberal now speaks for the founding fathers.

Now, I want you teabaggers out there to understand one thing: while you idolize the Founding Fathers and dress up  like them, and smell like them, I think it’s pretty clear that the Founding Fathers would have hated  your guts. And what’s more, you would’ve hated them. They were everything you despise. They studied science, read Plato, hung out in Paris, and thought the Bible was mostly bullshit.

Posted by ZIP on Saturday, January 15, 2011, at 11:47 am | Like Tweet

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58 comments
  1. Tam says:
    January 15, 2011 at 11:48 am

    It’s so nice to have elevated, civil dialogue on our airwaves.

  2. youtootommy says:
    January 15, 2011 at 11:51 am

    Maher jumped the shark eons ago. Not worth repeating his silly trash

  3. Greg says:
    January 15, 2011 at 11:59 am

    Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

  4. Marmo says:
    January 15, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    The lefty media is to journalism what WWE wrestling is to professional sports.

    They are merely entertainment. Something to ridicule for their ineptitude. Nothing they say is credible to me.

  5. Tanya says:
    January 15, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    Once again we get the left’s idea of being civil.!!

  6. Jim says:
    January 15, 2011 at 12:06 pm

    Maher is an ignorant, hateful POS that has demonstrated time and again that he has limited knowledge of the world around him. He’s a pathetic excuse for a person.

  7. Bornfree says:
    January 15, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    Bill Maher is a self-serving sellout with a nose that looks like a limp,flacid penis.I remember back in the Clinton days he bitched about big government and said he mostly agreed with libertarians and smaller government ideas. Then he was kicked off of network TV right after 9/11 and moved to HBO. With the Bush s behind him,he became a full-fledged,card carrying Obama whore.He believes in nothing but his inflated ego and his big,fat mouth!

  8. Sickofobama says:
    January 15, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    Bill Maher should move to Paris.

    He is nothing but a pissant and while pissant is an actual word I prefer to use the Urban Dictionary defintion to describe Maher:

    little no-life weasely loser who amounts to nothing.

  9. Fishy Commentator says:
    January 15, 2011 at 12:19 pm

    There’s no doubt that men like Benedict Arnold would hate Tea Partiers, Maher is right on that count.

  10. firefirefire says:
    January 15, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    Bill Maher to Obama re: New Civility; “Fuck You”
    Way to show that Left wing Hate Maher

  11. Mackie says:
    January 15, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    More shocking for me is the approving audience that laughs and applauses this creep, his leftwing elitist arrogance is overwhelming.

  12. bitterclinger says:
    January 15, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    “Most ignorance is vincible ignorance. We don’t know because we don’t want to know.”

    Aldous Huxley

  13. Max & Eric says:
    January 15, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    Bill, I disagree with that, What they would have done is Tar and feathered you and ran you outta town on a rail. Women and the elderly would have lined the streets and spit on you as you were led by. you have no clue what your talking about, the fantasy people you describe did in fact exist. they were called Royals or blue bloods. They never would have suffered a Fool like you

  14. Max & Eric says:
    January 15, 2011 at 12:38 pm

    and why would they have tar and feathered you, because your worse than the king . At least with Him, we knew where we stood. With a snake like you. you ridacule Freedom and Responsibilty as your sneaky Turncoat friends seek to collar us in to slavery. when someone speaks out you attack them. you are a evil person and a sad excuse for an American, why dont you just get the fuck out, become an ex-pat and live in france.

  15. clayusmcret says:
    January 15, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    I agree wholeheartedly. The founding fathers would have been thoroughly disgusted by teabaggers. On the other hand, those same founding fathers would most likely have been tea party members. Grow up Bill.

    Maher’s inability to distinguish between the two, or his childish attempts to link the two simply show he’s incapable of adult conversation.

  16. big-pete says:
    January 15, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    No, Mr. Maher. YOU hate our guts.

  17. anne theriot says:
    January 15, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    I am not a founding father, I am a current day mother and grandmother and I hate your guts Bill.

  18. S. Wolf says:
    January 15, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    Maher’s parallel universe.. where the Founders loved excessive, free spending government and hated supporters of small accountable government.. where good is evil and truth is lies.

  19. kansas says:
    January 15, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    I like to get my historical knowledge from comedians. Say, didn’t comedians used to be funny?

  20. MarbleGallery says:
    January 15, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    Of course he had to include the traditional stab that anybody who reads the Bible is an idiot (but your enlightened if you read the Koran).

    God bless the day when Bill Maher’s show is cancelled (which will probably be never).

    @clayusmcret
    Great comment.

  21. Hening says:
    January 15, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    How else would he get a paycheck than come up with these idiotic statements.

  22. whthfk says:
    January 15, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    Tiny orange man still trying to be relevant in a world ruled by reality TV.
    Jerry Springer started the down turn of America television acceptability.
    After people got off on others bad manners and poor language, it opened the door to humiliate any and all people if you disagree with them.

    If your a TV personality and need viewers the only way to get the trailer park person to pay attention is to ream everyone that disagrees with you, and make them out to be fools and illiterate.

    Bill is an angry man who has lost a great deal of his viewing audience when most of them grew up and realized he is an empty headed boob slowing killing everything decent and good in most people.

    This is the normal accepted behavior of our society very sad, especially
    From those whom are suppose to be leaders.

    Then when the side they are berating over and over again speaks out we are called the hypocrites for being mad about being berated night after night.

    Stop telling us how horrible our belief in Family, God and Country are and maybe we will stop fighting back an calling you out on your obvious bias beliefs.

    If you don’t like what we say in reaction to what you’re telling the world then stop telling the world that only your way matters and everyone else is wrong, illiterate, stupid, moronic and evil.

    These attributes fit all who are pointing and screaming the loudest.
    Bullies hate it when they are called out for their behavior and insecurities.

  23. Citizen Jane says:
    January 15, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Bill Maher & Julian Assange separated at birth?

  24. wadicat says:
    January 15, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    Since, according to guys like Maher, you are threatening civilization itself if you disagree with the government – doubly so if you actually voice that disagreement by publically protesting – and heaven forfend if you ever, ever get angry at governrnment! It’s readily apparent that people with his point of view would be Loyalists during the time of the Revolution (Why, the very word, revolution, bespeaks a lack of respect for civilization).

    Sorry, Bill, not withstanding your use of a typical left wing homophobic slur to describe your political opponents, the you would have considered our Founding Fathers to be an uncivilized rabble who needed to be silenced had you lived back then. Even if they did visit PARIS.

    And you would have had a case of the howling fantods had one of them carried their gun (and they all had them) in public.

    Tool. Loyalist tool.

  25. Rodger says:
    January 15, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    What an asshat.

  26. Dawg says:
    January 15, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    You sure are a funny looking guy with that penis running down the
    middle of your face…..I bet Crissy the leg humper gets a thrill or that
    tingley feeling when he see’s you coming…..

    Say hello to George and Thomas the next time for me…….

  27. a former dem says:
    January 15, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    I think he’s getting more and more unhinged because he was booed on The Tonight Show for going after conservatives.

  28. minuteman26 says:
    January 15, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    Not as much as we hate yours.

  29. commieobamie says:
    January 15, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    Billie boy once said he was a Libertarian, but he lied about that also. He’s completely an obaMAO zombie that like his satanic brother hates GOD and has drinken the cult’s koolaid, which has slowly rotted his brain like the fungus of a month old cucumber.

  30. FUBAR says:
    January 15, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    Bill Maher makes me puke

  31. Blue Collar Todd says:
    January 15, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    The Founding Fathers would think Maher and the Democrats were returning America to a tyrannical form of government.

  32. Jerry Lewis says:
    January 15, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    This guy’s shtick is gettin old real fast…. dude! you’re not funny and soon the playboy playmates will have soaked you for all your money and cheap booze. Keep your hack politics to yourself, it’s serves no one and only embarrasses you more if that’s possible. say goodnight Irene.

  33. big-pete says:
    January 15, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    minuteman26 says: January 15, 2011 at 1:36 pm – Not as much as we hate yours.

    I don’t think so. I believe Bill’s type of hate is genocidal. I have no wish to wipe out liberals, only to marginalize them through debate in the marketplace of ideas.

  34. Fishy Commentator says:
    January 15, 2011 at 2:11 pm

    It’s interesting to listen to Maher not only ridicule Tea Party people, but to mock the Founding Fathers as well. He despises both groups. Even more interesting is his mocking comments concerning slavery. We have slavery today and most people don’t even realize it. This is how slavery works now… debt. Debt is voluntary financial slavery, except in the case of the financial slavery that this current congress (well, from 2009 up till recent elections) have taken the financial slavery from those whom they allowed to rack up massive debts (enriching the huge financial institutions btw) and dump the responsibility of paying it back on to ALL Americans for generations to come. Maher is an mocking, self seeking sycophant, that is all he is.

  35. Diamond Girl says:
    January 15, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    Useful tool…for the leftist twits that watch his tripe.

  36. tonymann says:
    January 15, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    Maher is such a dupnik!

  37. sjh says:
    January 15, 2011 at 2:33 pm

    Maher despeartely needs a beatdown.

  38. Bornfree says:
    January 15, 2011 at 2:37 pm

    Hey Citizen Jane….

    Damn…I knew Julian Assange reminded me of someone. Good eye!

  39. Me Me Me says:
    January 15, 2011 at 2:51 pm

    Worthless no reason to be arrogant fkn ass…..reminds me of me

  40. Teacake says:
    January 15, 2011 at 2:52 pm

    what is it with assholes from Harvard? Bunch of the stupidest “intellectuals” who all feel entitled to voice their opinions and run the country. Too bad terrorist didn’t fly a plane into Harvard.

  41. DanlBoone says:
    January 15, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    I’m gonna go way out on a limb here and say that, I’m certain, beyond a doubt certain that, the Founding Fathers’ all, would have perceived Maher an absolute dolt. A child in a little man’s body.

    Maher has no perception of any body politic. His actions exempt him from the discourse. Serious men do not suffer fools. When Maher mocked the death of a naturalist (Steve Irwin) in his own inimitable sotten manner; and at the expense of Irwin’s grieving wife, daughter and family; refusing to even apologize for his unequivocal childishness, he opted away from the theater of men.

    Did I mention that I can’t stand his stupid ass? LINKY Here for that photo

  42. Maggie says:
    January 15, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    Foreskin speaks … yet again.

    Bill, it puts the lotion on …

  43. whthfk says:
    January 15, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    Zip.
    We need to keep a running tally on all those who pull and Dupnik and then vote for the best at the end of the week,month or year and award him or her the Title Sheriff Dupnik.

  44. SqueekyFromm says:
    January 15, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    Like I say, this desire for self-aggrandizement is the Left’s biggest problem. it turns people off, and when they are right about something, nobody believes them. Oh, they must have some inferiority issues going on!!!

    Thankfully for Bill Maher, his parents were too stupid to be like him. They had a kid, and settled down.

    Squeeky Fromm
    Girl Reporter

  45. xavier says:
    January 15, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    Let’s borrow a phrase from Tingles: Ad hominem

    Thanks, Chrissy!

  46. FreakyBoy says:
    January 15, 2011 at 6:22 pm

    “They were everything you despise. They studied science, read Plato, hung out in Paris, and thought the Bible was mostly bullshit.”

    I’ve done all of this, and it means what in the long run about political orientation? Is it that easy to be a lib you moron?

    I would love to have a debate with Maher on any of the above topics. I would beat him like a red headed stepchild in WalMart.

  47. Ohio Dan says:
    January 15, 2011 at 6:29 pm

    Does anyone evey stop and wonder if this ahole is and miserable on the inside as he is on the outside. Imagine carrying all that hate a vitriol inside, hating your country, hating your culture, hating your history. being as vile as he is does he hide and self medicate with drugs and booze? what a miserable beice of humanity masquerading as an “intelellectual.”

  48. Ohio Dan says:
    January 15, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    Wow! next time I better proof read my copy.

  49. TyMcW says:
    January 15, 2011 at 7:33 pm

    He’s on a network few watch. He has pissed off and/or alienated half the country. Even some liberals are put off by his rhetoric. Shouldn’t that result in ratings that would knock him off the air. Must be a matter of time.

  50. RPS57 says:
    January 15, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    I just took a Bill Maher and wiped my Sheriff Dupnik

  51. Pete(Detroit) says:
    January 15, 2011 at 10:41 pm

    Founding Fathers – limited, transparent, fiscally responsible government
    Tea Party – limited, transparent, fiscally responsible government…
    Looks pretty much like page::same to me, Billy Boy?

  52. Philip_Daniel says:
    January 15, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    Witness the astounding cognitive dissonance displayed by arrogant leftist talking-head personalities –

    They claim that they support direct democracy, what they call “power to [all] the people” in the political process, while simultaneously claiming that the people are on the whole incurably stupid and must be guided in nearly every aspect of their lives by those who assert themselves to be their indubitable intellectual superiors, who on virtue of their incredible cognitive prowess are best suited to determining how the intellectually inferior live their lives, while such “morons” are deprived of having any say in the political process. Therefore, the Left advances two entirely contradictory political theories — Direct Democracy and Totalitarian Oligarchy — at once, though they’d all at once deny it.

  53. Lurvleymomma says:
    January 16, 2011 at 1:24 am

    Trained seal who plays with a veeeeeeery little horn.

  54. ajm says:
    January 16, 2011 at 3:18 am

    I agree with most of Bill Maher had to say except for the whole “teabagger” association, but his head is way too far up his ass for him to be even remotely funny about it. His audience kisses up to him so hard because it always leans at least 99% to the left. (gee, I wonder why)

  55. Black Bart says:
    January 16, 2011 at 4:03 am

    Okay, I’m confused.

    The leftists say the nation was founded by atheistic leftists.

    Then they complain that slavery was a Christian institution.

    Then they explain that America’s heritage is secular.

    Then they complain about the Salem witch trials as evidence of Christians gone berserk.

    Do these folk not grasp the sheer inconsistency of their synoptic firings?

  56. boilerdoc says:
    January 16, 2011 at 10:17 am

    Maher is just a result of dragging a five spot through a San Fancisco gay bath house….

  57. gwhh says:
    January 16, 2011 at 11:06 am

    is it just me or is Bill Mayer getting more and more unhinged since the Nov. election. i mean he was not all there to start with, but now I think he firmly on the road that rose o’donnely took to total leftist insanity rates and raves.

  58. Noelegy says:
    January 17, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    Translation: “I don’t know the first thing about the Tea Party and I’m not going to bother to educate myself, but I’m not going to let a little thing like that stop me from shooting my mouth off about them.”

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