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President Barack Obama goes to get a kiss from Jill Biden, left, as first lady Michelle Obama, center, watches, after speaking at an event in the East Room of the White House in Washington, Monday, Jan. 24, 2011. (AP Photo)
“The President leans in for a kiss from Jill Biden moments before Michelle Obama stepped in and bit both their heads off”
Posted by ZIP on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, at 12:25 pm | 
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“Just remember, Barack, she’s MY prom date tonight … and we get the Lincoln Bedroom.”
Th’ poacher!”
Chocolate, Vanilla or Butterscotch?
“Loose the wookie – I just LOVE a man who still has his own hair…”
“How’s your father?” “Who’s your daddy?” “EEeeeennnnnnNNAAAAAOOOOooouUUUu!”
Worst. Threesome. Ever.
It is freaky how much kissing this “president” does.. I do not think anyone should even let him TOUCH them.. people seem to lose the ability to THINK after he touches them.
“No Tongues!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWTRPGa_z9M&feature=related
at 6:50
Wait a minute Jill, you kiss him more than you kiss me – and I have the bigger pair!
I hate kissing women……
Once you go (half) black….. .
YUK!
Singing ” Meeeeeeee annnd Mrs. Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones Mrs. Jones, we got a thing going on!”
Yep your right Michelle .. he is ball -less.
You have to squeeze harder if you want him to sound like Michael Jackson.
And turn to the left.. yes.. now cough.
Geomusic, Moochelle has the bigger pair of what? Thighs? Butt cheeks? Lips? Please tell me, I need to know?
“OK, a threesome it is. C’mon over when Joe goes to sleep and we’ll show ‘ya how to do the Kenyan Sandwitch.”
“I now pronouce you Husband, Wife and Wookie.”
“See Jill, that’s the wart Barrack got from kissing Pelosi.”
Nope I can’t get that birth certificate out of his urethra either.
Hahaha. I thought Michelle was joking when she said she castrated you.
Hold still just one more tiny adjustment and Humph ok teleprompter firmly in place., we’re ready for the SOTU.
No, I would say less then three inches fully erect.
Ok Michelle this is the last time I remove that strap on Dildo for you two.
Huh, I guess black men’s aren’t bigger then white.
Jill: I want a pearl necklace too.
The pic does not show were his finger is located.
Yea Michelle. I think I can take the loose flabby scrotum skin and make you a new boobie belt shouldn’t be a problem at all.
You made it easier when you removed his balls out on your wedding night.
Your gona look hip girl!!
“Yeah, Jill, you’re cute and all, but I don’t play for your team. No offense.”
Michelle to obama… lean in closer ,closer your almost there, just keep picturing
Jared in his red thong and you’ll have that Heterosexual kiss down pat.
Obama thought bubble—Red thong ,Red thong, President Hu, Red thong..
Do you blame him? With a wife who looks like Michelle he probably craves anything on 2 legs that moves…
More obama thought bubble.
Krsipy kreme donuts, red thong, shaved ice,red thong, long bike rides in red thong.
control breathing,I can do this ,Oh vomit starting to come back up,Red thong,must control urge not to puke, red thong, Cheese burger, Cheese burger, red thong.
Come on barack you can do this… red thong. Golf, yeah .. golf …red thong.. Barney
red thong…. breath ,breath..
If Bill can get some White Meat……..what the hell,so can I !
“For my next impression…Jesse Owens!”
MO: “Barack! Let me be frank tonight.”
BO: “You were Frank last night.”
Go ahead Jill–give it a shot. I’ve tried. God knows, I’ve tried!
You can’t teach him a thing. He thinks he “knows it all”.
“Mmmmmm, sugar…”
How’d you like yourself a little bit of ‘Down’-Town Brown??
Barack: “Jill, lean in six more inches, and we’ll have ourselvies an Oreo Cookie tonight….”
Michelle: “Barack, I thought I made it clear in my college thesis that I hate White People?”
Jill: “Is that a short & curly caught in your teeth, Barack…hold still, I’ll get it out!”
You get your freak on girl while I lose this bitch.
From the Secret Mind-Reading Machine:
Barack: Allahu Akhbar! Allahu Akhbar! Allahu Akhbar! Wonder if White Women like Eunuchs? Allahu Akhbar! Allahu Akhbar! Allahu Akhbar!
Michelle: “I HATE White People, I’m still not proud of this Country, I HATE White People! Even if she tongues him, I STILL HATE White People!”
Jill: “I’m a Guilty White Progressive Liberal Democrat, I’m a Guilty White Progressive Liberal Democrat, I can do it, I can take one for the “team”; I’m a Guilty White Progressive Liberal Democrat, I can do it…Yuck!”
The line from Blazing Saddles “Where all da white women at?”
“Jill honey, the jobless numbers aren’t the only thing on the rise …”
This how we do “Oreo,” the Chicago way.
In a strange sort of way, er Mr president, I’m reminded of France. Ewwwwww. One word: floss.
Michelle’s attempt at 3-way kiss was doomed to fail.
“Oh NO bama, you gave that same look to Barney Frank!”
STD
“Yes, I’ll do a 3-way, Barry. As long as Mo is pitching.”
I swear to god Barry, if you’re lips touch that racist white bitch I’ll kick your scrawny ass..
Barry: Girl id suck on you like a BBQ rib…..
Wookie: I know he didnt just say that
Jill: You know i’m a tranny right…..
Ok.. seriously.. is it just me or does that picture creep anyone else out? I’m trying to come up with something good thats fatwa worthy, yet I find myself feeling.. icky.. looking at that picture. Jill’s got that dreamy star struck look in her eyes, while MO has a “I’m going to bust your ass up later” look while staring at BO..
Just saying.. it’s kinda creepy.. right? Anyone agree?
@BrokenBlade – Totally! I can’t even get beyond they way they’re looking at each other to even try and be funny.
Beyond creepy, BrokenBlade. And Obummer’s expression is priceless.
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@BrokenBlade & @ D Lovely… I thought I was the ONLY one feeling that way!
I`m with you, Broken Blade ! Too gross !
Watch out she bites!
Jill’s tongue stud gets it’s first opportunity!
LOL! I am so slow. It just hit me that they are checking out his “lip owwweeeee”.
and he is proud to show them his “man scars”.
“I’ll beat your ass when this jig is over!”
this picture creeped me out so much, it took an entire nite to come up with a caption.
MO to Biden: “see? even from this close you can’t see the puppet strings”
or.
MO to Biden, “don’t worry, I disinfected those things {his lips} after he got done kissing ______’s ass.”
{multiple choice: ChI-Coms, Labor Unions, Pelosi, George Soro’s}