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Classy: Unhinged Lefty Bill Maher Calls Sarah Palin a “Dumb Twat”…

Degenerate.

(Daily Caller) — One might think paying for HBO as a premium cable channel would entitle subscribers to high-quality entertainment selections. But for an hour Friday night, viewers were treated to a little misogynistic locker room humor with the channel’s “Real Time with Bill Maher.”

On Friday night’s airing of the show, host Bill Maher took a shot at one of the left’s favorite targets, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, by contemplating her reaction to the tragic events that have unfolded in Japan over the past nine days.

“Did you hear this — Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she’s demanding that we invade ‘Tsunami,’” Maher said. “I mean she said, ‘These ‘Tsunamians’ will not get away with this.’ Oh speaking of dumb twats, did you —”

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84 comments
  1. Dave says:
    March 19, 2011 at 7:33 pm

    Give me three minutes alone with him.

  2. Sniffy Pop, Tuna Scented Popcorn says:
    March 19, 2011 at 7:33 pm

    This guy is a has been. Too attack someone like Palin, means that he actually fears what she can do to his people if she comes to power.

    Poor Poor Snout Headed Leftist!

  3. John C says:
    March 19, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    I think instead of saying “100 channels and nothing to watch”, I am going to change to “100 channels of lying leftist bullshit”. I just can’t see paying good money for hourly liberal insane rants to avoid. I would much rather avoid them for nothing.

  4. sb says:
    March 19, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    Maher’s problem is that when he was in high school beautiful girls like Sarah would not give him the time of day. Now that he is rich and famous, he has to buy his girls and beautiful girls like Sarah still don’t give him the time of day.

  5. REF says:
    March 19, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    Wow….just….wow.

    Filthy mouthed, and all….I shudder to think of how he was raised, what sort of family he comes from.

    And calling a woman that?

    N.O.W.? N.O.W.? (crickets…crickets)

  6. kansas says:
    March 19, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    If Sarah Palin is dumb, then how dumb is Anthony Wiener? Is he house plant dumb?

  7. Greg says:
    March 19, 2011 at 7:39 pm

    “One might think paying for HBO as a premium cable channel would entitle subscribers to high-quality entertainment selections. ”

    HA! Like what…the porn, the leftist drivel, or the movies that have been out for years.

    The all weather channel I watch on free tv has more entertainment.

  8. sb says:
    March 19, 2011 at 7:40 pm

    @ kansas

    you insult house plants! At least they have the wisdom to keep their mouths shut! :)

  9. Cindy says:
    March 19, 2011 at 7:45 pm

    I didn’t watch the video, but he is so predictable in his recycled hate. Same old crap attacking the same old people.

    I feel sorry for people like him who have no real love for anyone, and in return no one loves them. Pity. Kind of like that red-headed comedian that bullys Palin as well. I guess it makes them feel better, what else do they have?

  10. Greg says:
    March 19, 2011 at 7:46 pm

    And houseplants at least provide oxygen…instead of wasting it.

  11. Proud Infidel says:
    March 19, 2011 at 7:48 pm

    Typical Maher. Oberdouche Junior.

  12. rbosque says:
    March 19, 2011 at 7:50 pm

    He’s a hell-bound vulgar swine.

  13. kansas says:
    March 19, 2011 at 7:51 pm

    My apologies to house plants and other vegetation. I should have said Hank Johnson or Sheila Jackson-Lee dumb.

  14. Smokey says:
    March 19, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    That son of a bitch is ugly with his mouth shut and even uglier with it open

  15. Rodger says:
    March 19, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    I have seen this guys show once. For the life of me, what is the attraction? He is worse than Howard Stern and not as smart.

  16. teewriter says:
    March 19, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    Pluck your head out of your asshole once in awhile, vile bill

  17. Maggie says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    And he is a talking foreskin.

  18. Ezra says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    I guarantee you he would not have the guts to say that in front of Sarah’s man, what a piece of work. Actually the Godless like him are to be pitied, as the writer to the Hebrews said,”it is a terrible thing to fall into the hands of the living God”. No favourable audience there to cheer you on.

  19. LibertyMark says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:11 pm

    When he does this, he takes us all lower.

  20. 46 & 2 says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:18 pm

    “I feel sorry for people like him who have no real love for anyone, and in return no one loves them.” – Cindy

    Why? Save your sorrow for people who are deserving of it; not people who bring their own misery upon themselves.

  21. Tim says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:18 pm

    My, my. All of the silly Republisheep getting bent over someine stating the obvious. All of her bloviations notwithstanding, this whiny quitter with a voice more annoying than Ross Perot is a classic argument for sterilization.

  22. Tim says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    Oh, pardon me, I should clarify; when I mentioned ‘whiny quitter’ I was talking abou Palin.

  23. sb says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:25 pm

    @ Kansas

    Now there you go, implying that guy who thinks an island will “tip over and capsize” is dumb. He is just has a creative viewpoint! :)

  24. .. says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    sb says:
    March 19, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    Maher’s problem is that when he was in high school beautiful men like Todd would not give him the time of day. Now that he is rich and famous, he has to buy his beards and beautiful girls like Sarah still don’t give him the time of day.

    Fixed for accuracy. Maher’s a “confirmed bachelor.”

    Tim says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:18 pm

    “this whiny quitter with a voice more annoying than Ross Perot is a classic argument for sterilization.”

    Great! Go get one.

  25. MarbleGallery says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    @ Tim

    Oh we knew who you were talking about, because trolls are as predictable as Maher is.

  26. Maggie says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    I doubt anyone would voluntarily procreate with Tim.

  27. Watchul_Eye says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    Now, now… Let’s not be too hard on Bill Maher, he probably has a bad case of anal warts.

  28. Airboss says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    I might be wrong, but don’t you think its about time for Sarah to speak out and denounce this asshole as a liberal, leftist knownothing? She did it with Letterman. My feeling, is that if, there are presidential intents on the horizon she better get used to standing up to this shit and putting people like Maher and Behar in their place. And if it gets a little ugly then so be it. At least Americans will know she will defend herself and won’t back away from slanderous insults.

  29. sb says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    @ Tim

    If you actually think that Maher’s comments have any truth to them and are actually funny, you qualify as dumber than Sheila Jackson Lee. And that, my boy, is a major accomplishment, so congratulations!

  30. gullah says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    Yawn tim…same ole, same ole with you leftist trolls. No new material eh? I bet you’re one of those ugly, penciled necked, liberals that couldn’t get gorgeous Sarah to even give you the time of day eh?

  31. fredfred says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    SCHLUB

  32. sb says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    @..

    maybe he switched teams, because beautiful girls like Sarah…….

    Maybe Maher and Tim can hook up, skip off to a deserted island and leave the rest of us alone.

  33. fredfred says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    “My, my. All of the silly Republisheep getting bent over someine stating the obvious.”

    wow! you talkin bout the rapper So meine Freunde? not’s a lot of peeps know abouts him! well done!

    wait – spell check…………..damn!

  34. RPS57x says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    Just took a Bill Maher and wiped my HBO

  35. xavier says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:55 pm

    Maher knows his star is fading, expect more of this lowbrow commentary until he forces himself out of a job. A new not-so Current TV candidate!

    As for the troll, I wonder what it’s like to have a woman who you fear and hate living in your head 24/7? Dude, it’s only going to get worse.

  36. Blackops says:
    March 19, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    He is mocking her simply because he is a homo

  37. Shadowblitz70 says:
    March 19, 2011 at 9:17 pm

    He simply hasnt been in the news much lately, so he needed something to do for attention.
    Liberals are all a bunch of 10 year olds with no parents. They act out for attention, typical “pet me, look at what I did / said!” rants, their actions showing no scruples or morals or conscience.

    If someone shotgunned Sarah Palin to death this evening, (Im praying doesnt happen but you never know with these imbeciles) by tomorrow morning the media would be literally CHEERING on national TV. They wouldnt even disguise it.
    Thats how SICK and depraved these people are.
    If there were any justice in this world, theyd all be thrown in a giant mental institution, as they have absolutely no grasp on reality at all.
    I would like to see just ONE DAMN REPUBLICAN not only call them on this, but reciprocate.
    Let someone publicly call Michelle Obama a “dumb twat.”
    See what happens.

  38. kansas says:
    March 19, 2011 at 9:17 pm

    So, a prick calls someone a twat. Ironic huh?

  39. Shadowblitz70 says:
    March 19, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    Tim youre obviously a moron with the IQ of a bag of hair. Nothing else needs to be said about you.

  40. Nate255 says:
    March 19, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    With so much going on in the world, why do conservative web sites waste time on Maher, Mathews and other similar types of basely individuals? At some point you have to realize there are always going to be execrable people in the world and that you don’t have to listen to their shit day after day ad nauseam. raise your game up a bit look for more worthwhile substance. It’s a great country and there is a lot going on.

  41. Houdini says:
    March 19, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    She would eat him for breakfast and s*#t him out before lunch….

    What a dumb schmuck!

  42. not the droid you seek says:
    March 19, 2011 at 9:41 pm

    Shadowblitz70 says:
    March 19, 2011 at 9:17 pm

    Let someone publicly call Michelle Obama a “dumb twat.”
    See what happens.

    Remember when Scott Baio posted an unattractive picture of her and said “Imagine waking up to this”? He got death threats just for that.

    “If someone shotgunned Sarah Palin to death this evening, (I’m praying doesn’t happen but you never know with these imbeciles) by tomorrow morning the media would be literally CHEERING on national TV. They wouldn’t even disguise it. Thats how SICK and depraved these people are.”

    I am in total agreement. Look at what was said about Gov. Walker and the Republican congressmen.

  43. sjh says:
    March 19, 2011 at 9:54 pm

    Maher continues to keep the jerkoff meter pinned.

  44. rae4palin says:
    March 19, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    Time Machine Internet Bloggers after a Lincoln-Douglas Debate

    lincolnfan2727: I’ve always liked Lincoln but this voice is grating. Too high for a man. And why is he always fumbling with his notes? Definately not ready for prime-time.

    unionista6363: Lincoln is unelectable. Half of the country hates him! Heck, I’m against slavery too but we need a candidate that can reach accross the aisle.

  45. bitterclinger says:
    March 19, 2011 at 10:02 pm

    When Howard Stern makes fun of you for thinking you’re hot when you’re actually repulsive, you know it’s bad. Yes, Bill, he was talking about you.

  46. Duckhead says:
    March 19, 2011 at 10:03 pm

    Tim,Tim,Tim,Tim,Tim,Tim, you ignorant slut. No-talent, pathetic little pukes like Billy Maher, Rosie Odonell, George Lopez, Joyless Behar, Kathy Griffin , and such, think have figured out they can momentarily revive their little vision of greatness with a vulgar smear of Sarah Palin. It’s instant, free publicity for them.
    What these little rocket surgeons don’t realize is that when they spew their crap, they alienate about half their audience.
    Duh!

  47. not the droid you seek says:
    March 19, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    rae4palin says:
    March 19, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    Time Machine Internet Bloggers after a Lincoln-Douglas Debate

    Awesome. But you left out:

    Douglas1860: Lincoln’s an idiot, he didn’t even finish law school. And his wife’s crazy!!!!

  48. rae4palin says:
    March 19, 2011 at 10:34 pm

    not the droid — LOL

  49. rich says:
    March 19, 2011 at 11:12 pm

    If Darwin’s right, we’re witnessing the genetic adaptation of liberal noses to fit deep inside ass holes.

  50. ohiochili says:
    March 19, 2011 at 11:28 pm

    Sorry, Billyboy..you’ve got to have some experience with twats before you can identify one.

    Paying for it does not count.

  51. Brock SOE Toro says:
    March 20, 2011 at 12:39 am

    “Oh, speaking of dumb twats” Really if Sarah and Maher both strapped one on, who do you think would get it up the wazoo? Yep the dumb twat Billy. He would probably pay good money too.

  52. Diamond Girl says:
    March 20, 2011 at 12:40 am

    Maher is a classless attention whore…and deserves zilch here.

  53. Hart Williams says:
    March 20, 2011 at 12:55 am

    Calling anyone “a classless attention whore” in defense of Sarah Palin seems fundamentally counterproductive.

  54. .. says:
    March 20, 2011 at 1:09 am

    “Maher is a classless attention whore…and deserves zilch here.”

    Oh, I disagree. Maher deserves everything he’s getting here. :)

  55. Opinionator says:
    March 20, 2011 at 2:27 am

    I don’t speak here often. What I will say is Maher is officially off the charts.

    NEVER use the t or c words with respect to women.

    NEVER!

    Scumbag. Actually I don’t have enough adjectives.

  56. fubar says:
    March 20, 2011 at 2:29 am

    maher and joy bahar are a good match, they should get together, create some un-beautiful music together.

    they are both equally ugly and made for each other.

    ugh.

  57. jabbernaught says:
    March 20, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Maher is a disgusting scum sucking pig.

    One of these days someone is going to grind their boot into his filthy mouth (then throw their boot away).

  58. Billy says:
    March 20, 2011 at 4:19 am

    cut this commies nuts off

  59. mackmack says:
    March 20, 2011 at 8:12 am

    That does it. I say we all throw our full support behind Palin for president.

    She is the one person in the world who both shares our values and sends the left into an absolute deranged panic.

    That would of course push the far left over the edge and prompt them to start a politiical and possibly violent civil war and allow the real Americans to crush them like the insects they are once and for all.

  60. EarthToMars says:
    March 20, 2011 at 8:24 am

    Michelle Obama is a dumb c#nt.

  61. Bart Roberts says:
    March 20, 2011 at 8:27 am

    Those of you, who personally know Governor Palin, please inform her that obama-Commie Bill Maher’s statement is a preview of what the radical left is going to do to her should she win the primary. They’re gonna use the exact same tactics that were used to defeat Dan Quayle. She should prepare her accordingly.

    May I recommend this?
    Gov. Palin and other decent and respectful Republican candidates should unite
    behind obastard’s worst nightmare – Herman Cain.

  62. stratomaster says:
    March 20, 2011 at 8:58 am

    I know I come to this website for news but there is absolutely more comedic genius on the comments page than Bill Maher could ever fathom.

    Its been said so many times. Wheres the anger on the left over comments like this.

    I said it in another post about this ahole Maher. Does anyone really watch him? I have to check his ratings becasue they must be small.

    Like his penis.

  63. asaracen says:
    March 20, 2011 at 9:23 am

    I hope Maher runs into Todd Palin some day and gets his teeth handed to him.
    Why does the media quote such a biased and obvious jerk? Is this the extent of
    the liberal talent at work? Palin for president!

  64. whthfk says:
    March 20, 2011 at 10:11 am

    I would love for someone to stand up at one of Bill’s tapings when he is bashing Sarah and ask him to prove it. Better yet make him compare her school records to Barry’s schools records.

    Bill and all the other leftist can call Sarah whatever they want, we here know the truth and actions speak louder then words.. of course in Sarah’s case. She does both and quite eloquently, I might add.

    Come 2013 Bill and the rest of the MSM ilk will be singing a different tune as the Subpoenas start to appear. They all should have to answer to Congress ,they are just as guilty of treason as” Teh” Won aiding and abiding I think it’s called,is it
    not?

  65. whthfk says:
    March 20, 2011 at 10:21 am

    kansas says:
    March 19, 2011 at 7:37 pm
    If Sarah Palin is dumb, then how dumb is Anthony Wiener? Is he house plant dumb?

    @Kansas.
    Houseplants serve a purpose they are pretty and give off oxygen where as Maher is ugly and only emits dangerous levels of CO2 the EPA should rule him a dangerous pollutant and shut him down.

    There for calling him dumber then a houseplant is an insult to the wonderful flora covering our Earth.
    Dumber then a suicide bomber illiterate Muslim is more fitting for this organic blob.

  66. whthfk says:
    March 20, 2011 at 10:21 am

    therefore. sorry yet again.

  67. John Difool says:
    March 20, 2011 at 10:28 am

    That’s a gross display of raw misogyny right there. Two things that can set a woman off real quick and cause her to go weapons free on your ass are the T-word and the C-word.

    I’m sure all the leftist women that watch Maher and consider themselves feminists and support him are outraged and incensed by his comment and by that of courseI mean they applaud it.

  68. TreyTalon says:
    March 20, 2011 at 11:26 am

    Oh, speaking of irrelevant SACS, did you……………..!

  69. Jeff Jefferson says:
    March 20, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    If I were Todd Palin, Maher would be missing a few teeth.

  70. John Difool says:
    March 20, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    Todd Palin doesn’t have to lay a finger on Maher. Even with all of his millions and being Hollywood famous he’s already proven he can get a way hotter woman than Maher could ever dream of.

  71. Isabella says:
    March 20, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    “Two things that can set a woman off real quick and cause her to go weapons free on your ass are the T-word and the C-word.”

    Which is why Bill said it. The left is getting pretty desperate.

    Actually, the real problem here is that Bill Maher is afraid of twat.

  72. CT says:
    March 20, 2011 at 7:17 pm

    WTF HBO? Have you no standards?

  73. NJK says:
    March 20, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    I THINK HE WAS SPEAKING OF HIS MOTHER.

    He’s taking all of his past rejection by beautiful women out on Sarah Palin.

  74. Hughpop says:
    March 20, 2011 at 11:18 pm

    Billy M. is the proof that we have to hit bottom before we can recover.
    This must be the bottom.

  75. guitarguy99 says:
    March 21, 2011 at 2:13 am

    It was politically incorrect, and funny. Get over it.

  76. Shadowblitz70 says:
    March 21, 2011 at 4:05 am

    It was only funny to a liberal. Or dumbass. Same thing.
    Did the left get over MO being compared to a chimp? No, they called for the guy they thought started it being fired.

    Ill wait for anyone on the left to call for p.o.s. Maher to be fired.
    While Im waiting for that, Ill wait for all leftwing people who have unfairly said things about people they dont agree with, making death threats, purposely using their positions to ruin others professional reputations, etc. to apologize as well.
    Ill die of old age first, obviously.

  77. NE Guy says:
    March 21, 2011 at 4:05 am

    “guitarguy99 says”

    Sorry guitarguy…I think what everyone else on this board about maher is way funnier than what maher said. So why don’t you get over it? And go fuck yourself while you’re at it?

    See…now that was funny! I hope you’re getting over it.

  78. guitarguy99 says:
    March 21, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    Conservatives tend to not understand that humor can be a bit risque and un-P.C.

    I’m libertarian, not liberal, I just think it is hilarious that Sarah Palin is so unserious that she is now picking fights with late-night comedy show hosts. She should concentrate on getting a job instead.

  79. fubar*sick of it all says:
    March 21, 2011 at 1:43 pm

    “she is now picking fights with late-night comedy show hosts.”

    Please show me this? where?

    that’s right you can’t.

    and she has a job. she is busy being President where obunghole is not capable of doingit.

  80. fubar*sick of it all says:
    March 21, 2011 at 1:43 pm

    thank you for reminding me i have to cancel my HBO.

  81. guitarguy99 says:
    March 22, 2011 at 5:17 am

    Running your mouth on Twitter and Facebook does not count as having a job. Seriously, Sarah Palin has the intellectual curiosity and emotional depth of a 13 year old girl.

    But she provides me with a lot of comedy gold so I guess she should keep pretending to be president.

  82. fubar*sick of it says:
    March 22, 2011 at 8:42 am

    @guitarguy99

    It must be wonderful in your self created utopic dreamworld you live in.

  83. guitarguy99 says:
    March 25, 2011 at 1:03 am

    Sarah Failin’ should stop picking fights with late-night comedians. It just makes her look petty and unpresidential.

    However, she’s not running anyway and is just keeping her idiotic supporters in suspense so she can announce at the last minute that she is not running.

    Unfortunately the knuckle-dragging base of the GOP will run to the most right-wing reactionary candidate who steps in to fill the vacuum, so the GOP candidate will be someone like Newt Gingrich or Michele Bachmann. The Palinite base is going to suicide bomb the GOP. And I couldn’t be happier! :)

  84. .. says:
    March 25, 2011 at 1:27 am

    Guitarguy99 writes:
    But she provides me with a lot of comedy gold

    and

    I’m libertarian, not liberal

    Bill Maher writing here now? This is a guy who peaked in Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death. Where he was outacted by several prop vines. I hope HBO fires his tired, unfunny ass. Watch out for Muslims, Bill!

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