Marxist Super Genius Hugo Chavez Says Capitalism May Have Ended Life on Mars…
Yes, Mars.
CARACAS (Reuters) — Capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on the planet Mars, Venezuela’s socialist President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday.
“I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet,” Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day.
Chavez, who also holds capitalism responsible for many of the world’s problems, warned that water supplies on Earth were drying up.
“Careful! Here on planet Earth where hundreds of years ago or less there were great forests, now there are deserts. Where there were rivers, there are deserts,” Chavez said, sipping from a glass of water.
Posted by ZIP on Tuesday, March 22, 2011, at 10:45 pm | 
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I’ve been waiting for you to post this here…
F’ing space cadet…
him and Kucinich…
all aboard the spaceship… Kooky
Been watching too much “Twilight Zone” there Ugo (British pronunciation; “h” is silent)?
The Coke in South America is getting to him. LOL Way to go Hughie…..
He’s been talking to Sheila.
Communism resulted in the lack of life for 100+ million people.
Water supplies drying up? Water vapor is the number one greenhouse gas, so I guess that he is saying the whole global warming thing is false.
If Chavez blew his nose he’d blow his brains out!
Can we send to Mars? Just to, you know, find out for sure?
Teh crazy.
It burns!
Correction: Can we send him to Mars.
lol wow! Whatever you say Hugo.
He must be tripping on some really good drugs down there in Hugoland.
he would have first hand knowledge
Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day
WTF is World Water Day? You would think on a planet where 70% of the surface is covered by water that every day is world water day. This has that UN bullshit smell on it.
Chavez, Farrahkan, Pelosi, Moore, and on and on and on…
Just more proof that your mind has to be waaaaaay out there to buy into the leftist ideology well enough to be proud to call yourself one.
he should know….I think that f@cktard is from Mars.
This is the same guy who accused the US of having a weather machine that can create earthquakes. Dude, it’s called sci-fi because it’s fiction.
To be fair, if there’s someone whose firsthand knowledge of life on Mars I would trust…
Not only that, but it was American imperialism. There’s proof, too: we left our flag there. Just ask Shiela Jackson-Lee.
For some strange reason his remarks about fictional civilizations on Mars reminds me of the South Park episode were Cartman creates an underwater sea people civilization from brine shrimp to “take me away from this crappy goddamn planet full of hippies.”
Don’t be too hard on Hugo..he probably got his information from the ruins they found on the last Venezuelan expedition to Mars, or the residents of the Martian refugee camps. Those first hand accounts of the Martian Death March were real eye openers for him.
But doesnt he practice….. imperialism??
What kills me is if the country keeps going the direction it has been, it will look like mars… a barren wasteland.
Once again, despite being psychotic, we have a leftist / communist accusing conservatives of doing what THEY are doing.
He should take over Mars while no one is guarding it.
So has Gordito morphed into Marvin the Martian? He must be getting his orders from E=MC Squared. Maybe he’ll introduce the world to his assistant K-9 too? LOL.
“Oh that wasn’t nice…You have made me very angry. Very angry indeed.”
Er maybe he’s just the little dude in the observatory who lost his marbles?
LOL
chavez is clealry misinformed….if danny glover were there I am sure he would correct him and tell him it was Bush and global warming that did Mars in.
Qaddafi, Ahmadinejad & Chavez — all are Shia theo-socialists who have weird worldviews. (yes, Qaddafi did come out as Shia, and for those who never saw it, his past blow-out with the Saudi King is something to behold; and Chavez has on 2 occasions that I’ve seen given discourses about how the 12th imam is hidden, & the mahdi will return with Jesus to solve all the problems)
Has Sammy Hagar been meeting w/ Hugotnobrains? Maybe the red rocker should be the little green rocker after he told a reporter that extra terrestrials were “plugged into me. It was a download situation … Or, they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment.” It sounds more like the Mossad to me. They can make sharks attack, too.
The Mossad … LOL…. I wish they would come over here and up us with our alien in the White House problem.
How about we send all the commie lovers back to Mars and find out.
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It’s the freakiest show
Take a look at the Lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he’ll ever know
He’s in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?
–David Bowie
Deep intellect, that! I guess if you are on the correct politcal side you don’t have to make any rational sense whatsoever.
Hey, I know! This’ll be fun! Let’s set up a play date with Chavez and Michael Moore and place a few bets on which one comes up with the most creative way of dealing with reality!