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Commie Crackpot Hugo Chavez Tells Venezuelans: “Be Careful With Weight Gain”…

Comrade Hugo channels Comrade Michelle. Red minds think alike.

CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) — President Hugo Chavez urged Venezuelans on Sunday to cut their calories to avoid obesity — the latest lifestyle recommendation by the self-proclaimed socialist crusader.

Chavez has lobbied in recent weeks against what he calls the evils of capitalism, including alcoholism, breast implants and violent television programs.

“Be careful with weight gain!” warned Chavez on Sunday, speaking during his weekly television and radio program. “We are eating better, that’s been proven. We’re leaving malnutrition behind. It no longer exists in the country, but be careful with obesity.”

Chavez — who often dispenses advice to supporters during his marathon speeches — said he’d start a campaign to urge Venezuelans to consume less fatty foods and eat in a healthier fashion.

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10 comments
  1. John Difool says:
    March 28, 2011 at 5:54 am

    It shouldn’t be hard to avoid obesity since most of the super market shelves have gone empty after the state took control of them.

  2. John Difool says:
    March 28, 2011 at 6:28 am

    I’m pretty sure letting Michael Moore into your third world country can cause widespread famine or at least make it a whole helluva lot worse.

  3. Vixen says:
    March 28, 2011 at 7:47 am

    @John Difool says:
    March 28, 2011 at 6:28 am

    “I’m pretty sure letting Michael Moore into your third world country can cause widespread famine or at least make it a whole helluva lot worse.”
    _____________________________________________________
    LOL!! Thanks for the first hearty chuckle of the day!

    No worries, Hugo (aka Mr. Potato Head). Grass is a low-fat selection on the Commie menu.

  4. Natalie says:
    March 28, 2011 at 8:24 am

    Oh! Maybe he and Michelle O can put out a cookbook together or something.

  5. Isabella says:
    March 28, 2011 at 8:39 am

    “Chavez…said he’d start a campaign to urge Venezuelans to consume less fatty foods and eat in a healthier fashion.”

    Let the Ukrainian style famine from the 1930′s begin!

  6. Greg says:
    March 28, 2011 at 9:08 am

    Maybe Hugo should lead by example. Those double chins and that gut don’t come from eating wheat grass and drinking water.

  7. whthfk says:
    March 28, 2011 at 10:11 am

    All 3 if they jumped in the ocean at the same time would cause a Tsunami larger then the one that hit Japan..

    trifecta = tryfatass of weight. Wookie, Honkey and would be King.

  8. Iolite says:
    March 28, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    “Hugo first” !! Ha Ha

  9. doobster says:
    March 28, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    Want to see the beginning of WW III? Just throw a Twinkie between those two blubber fucks.

  10. Kenny West says:
    March 28, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    Fat boy giving out advice on overeating is like getting a lecture on abstinence from Charlie Sheen.

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