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Gallup Ranks Michelle Obama’s Former Congressional District Dead Last For “Healthy Behavior”…

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(CNS News) — The former home congressional district of President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama ranks dead last in the United States for “healthy behavior,” according to the Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index released this month.

Out of 436 districts measured by the Well-Being Index — including the 435 U.S. Congressional Districts plus the District of Columbia — the 1st Congressional District of Illinois ranked 436th for the “healthy behavior” of its residents in 2010. That was down from the district’s ranking of 408th for “healthy behavior” in 2009, which was Mrs.Obama’s first year as first lady.

Every one of the Gallup-Healthways top ten Congressional Districts for “healthy behavior” was in California. That state’s 46th District, represented by Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R.), was ranked No. 1, and its 14th District, represented by Rep. Anna Eshoo (D.), ranked No. 2.

In 2000, then-Illinois State Sen. Barack Obama challenged incumbent U.S. Rep. Bobby Rush in the Democratic primary for the 1st District of Illinois. Rush defeated Obama, 61 percent to 30 percent. After that race, the 1st District was redrawn — putting the Obamas’ home just beyond its borders. “Surely not by coincidence, redistricting shifted Obama’s Hyde Park home two blocks outside the new lines and removed the 19th Ward that he had carried,” says the Almanac of American Politics.

Depending on how you look at it, the 1st District of Illinois’ dead last ranking for “healthy behavior” may be either ironic or fitting, given that Mrs. Obama has made encouraging healthy behavior a hallmark of her service as first lady.

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20 comments
  1. Porky The Crusader says:
    March 30, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    Who is her designer, Pierre Carbomb?…..With her belt bomb designs.

  2. jabbernaught says:
    March 30, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    Um ………. uh, who cares?

  3. CapnAngus says:
    March 30, 2011 at 3:14 pm

    Yes when I think of the 1st lady healthy is what comes to mind. In the same way graceful landings is the 1st thing that comes to mind when I think of the Albatross.

  4. whthfk says:
    March 30, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    Maybe they should stop offering a Big Mac and Fries with every abortion they perform there.

  5. whthfk says:
    March 30, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    Someone photoshopped her ass out.. look at it.. the grass looks are weird and her pants don’t look right.

  6. Laura Castellano says:
    March 30, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    Which would be just fine if she’d quit telling the rest of us what to eat.

  7. Hening says:
    March 30, 2011 at 3:59 pm

    Bit of a gut there…..must be all that lettuce.

    “Selling fries at the corner store,
    Who ya’ gonna call?
    ……….Belt Buster!!!!!!!”

  8. barbedwhyer says:
    March 30, 2011 at 4:01 pm

    The belt should be over the POT!…….not pushing up the little cupcakes.

  9. barbedwhyer says:
    March 30, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    This must be from the garment line: “DKNY on LSD!”

  10. Jimco says:
    March 30, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    Looks like she may have a little socialist bun in the oven there.

  11. Bee1 says:
    March 30, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    Is Moochelle wearing a Michilin tire under her boobs to match the Michilin spare tire above her waist?
    It matches her junk in the trunk!!

  12. Isabella says:
    March 30, 2011 at 4:47 pm

    So help me, if I see that belt one more time…

  13. Sandy says:
    March 30, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    She looks pregnant in that picture. Beer belly perhaps?

  14. John Difool says:
    March 30, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    I still don’t get why that wookiee wears her ammo belt that way. That’s not the way Chewbacca does it.

  15. h. says:
    March 30, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    It’s to hold those national geographic style boobies up.

  16. doobster says:
    March 30, 2011 at 6:18 pm

    Yo, deep fry me up some salad Bitch!

  17. susanm says:
    March 30, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    I JUST LAUGHED AT EACH ONE OF YOU ON YOUR POST, BUT YOU ALL SAID THE RIGHT THINGS, I LIKE TO CALL HER BUTT ASS? KEEP UP THE GOOD LAUGHS.

  18. Econlady says:
    March 30, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    I second that previous comment!!

  19. buckeye bopperman says:
    March 30, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    I can only thank G-d that Barry has to bed down with this every night . HA!HA! Meanwhile , I , a 7th generation Irish American go to the sack with my Katie every night. A well-hootered and abundantly proportioned Irish wench indeed !
    And what is Moochelles belt doing way up there ?
    Dang I’m blessed ! Man , that is one ugly bufforilla as the { angrywhitedude.com} says !

  20. Noelegy says:
    March 30, 2011 at 11:06 pm

    Well, obviously! With the Obamas gone, the constituents clearly have no guidance, no idea what to do.

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