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Somali Pirate Offers to Release Danish Family if They Allow Him to Marry Their 13-Year-Old Daughter…

It’s the Islamic way.

(Daily Mail) — Life can be lonely on the high seas and one pirate has decided enough is enough, it’s about time he got himself a wife.

But the Somali pirate chief has taken a fancy to his 13-year-old Danish hostage — and he is so besotted with her he’s willing to let the rest of her family go free, and even forget the $5million dollar ransom his pirate colleagues demanded.

According to The Times, the pirate made the bizarre proposal during a conversation with a Danish reporter, who visited the African nation to track down the Johansen family who were taken hostage in the Indian Ocean more than a month ago.

Jan Quist Johansen, his wife Birgit Marie Johansen, their sons Rune and Hjalte and their daughter Naja, were kidnapped along with their two crewmen.

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45 comments
  1. rbosque says:
    March 30, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    #1 Those Danes should never have sailed in that area especially with kids (girls).
    #2 If you’re gonna do something that stupid and reckless, brings guns.

  2. Pat4Freedom says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    No worries. Obama is so worried about inhumane treatment and human rights, he’ll be there to free this family right away.

    Or right after he finishes his next round of golf.

  3. gastorgrab says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    Does Denmark have nuclear weapons?

  4. Rocketman says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    Secure their release with a smile and then hunt these animals down and snuff them out like the wild pigs they are.

  5. Gergorama says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    She a little old for him isn’t she?

  6. deez says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    “But the Somali pirate chief has taken a fancy to his 13-year-old Danish hostage – and he is so besotted with her he’s willing to let the rest of her family go free…”

    The writer has the gall to make this out as a case of “love”, when it is nothing more than another Muslim following the lust for children Muhammad had and his desire to subjugate (and enslave) non-believers.

  7. Oh the glory of Byzantium says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    The somali pirates are a sick perverted jihad gang!

    That said, the parents in this family have been so naive and stupid, that it is almost a crime against humanity.

  8. tadcf says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    No, that’s not the Islamic way, that’s the Charles Manson way. Unfortunately, most ultra-conservative-right-wingers don’t realize that there are crazy criminals that are Islam, just as there are believers in Christianity who are such–and mainly Fundamentalist Christians at that.

  9. ThomNJ says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:27 pm

    Ahh, the tadcf troll is back! All bow down to the loser and liar.

    @Deez – good point. It is not about love at all and this is just a reflection of how the MSM continues to apologize for these cretins…in this case by downgrading the horror of just what was proposed. Hey, Daily Mail, this is not supposed to be a “fluff” piece.

  10. dahozho says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    @tadcf–

    Actually, if you knew ANYTHING about islam, you’d know that this is NOT anything out of the ordinary– in fact, the “pirate chief” is being generous (by islamic standards) in not simply taking the girl and killing the family. Really– its called taking the woman with the right hand. Acceptable rape of any women captured during war– and that’s what these Somali “pirates” consider they are in.

    Nothing in X-tian scripture allows the rape of ANYONE, while it is sanctioned in various situations in islam. GFY

  11. rboa says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    The pirate activity has been going on for about 5 years now. They danish family was playing a game of “poke the bear with a stick” and lost.

  12. Porky The Crusader says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    ‘tadcf’ You are a Ignorant and a Extremely Disgusting Animal ( not a human being,not for me) lol…..I hope and really HOPE than soon,very soon you’ll be Raped,Tortured and KILLED you and your Friends by the Koranimals. That day perhaps you will undestand the difference between an EVIL ideology and a Good one but it may indeed be too late. You may feel disappointed and Dead.

  13. Alabama Mike says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    Why can’t we redirect from libya to somalia and do something worthwhile for a change? Like Pat4Freedom said above, O’bama says he wants to protect humanity, let’s go do that.

  14. Porky The Crusader says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    Oups! you may be right ‘rboa’ the Parents must be a 2 Fucking Retarded Leftarded as the Honorable Vermin ‘tadcf’….

  15. big-pete says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    I pity the children, especially the girl. Neither the danish government nor anyone else will be coming to their rescue anytime soon. R2P only applies to muslims.

  16. Alexandre says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    Has Denmark not a navy courageous enough to rescue this girl and her family ? It’s disappointing from the country where the Little Mermaid comes from.

  17. howzat says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    tadcf: Mohamed, the ‘prophet’ of this cult, was a pedophile who is reported quite openly and clearly in at least 12 Hadiths (they’re part of Islam’s main texts, along with the Koran and Sira, his biography) of having ‘wed’ Aisha when she was 6 years old and ‘consummating’ the marriage when she was 9 (she still hadn’t reached puberty because the hadiths report her taking her dolls with her on the day of her rape and in islam only pre-pubescent girls are allowed to play with dolls; years later, the hadiths still report her playing with them). This is why in islam, pedophilia is accepted and the Koran actually MANDATES for marriage to pre-pubescent children in Sura (Chapter 4) titled “The Women” where it discusses divorcing wives who are not yet pubescent.

    Here you go, tadcf, you can read those Hadiths for yourself and quite trying the sick attempt at moral equivalence between Islam and Christianity:

    http://europenews.dk/en/node/5545

    Islam also mandates for rape of any woman “that which your hand hands possess” and Mohamad advised his army of criminals not to desist raping their female captives because it didn’t matter since “allah” would decide who would be born or not. How’s that for a ‘theology’ and its ‘moral standards’…

  18. Maggie says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    Damn! Too bad the Somali pirates aren’t Mormon polygamists. The MSM would be wall to wall with this.

  19. Rob says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    crazy muslims…

    still emulating their pedophile mohammed…

    he married Aisha at the age of 9… deflowered her at the age of 11…

  20. commieobamie says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    Pedophile scum moslims.

  21. Rob says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    hey retard…aka…tadcf…
    ########################

    please….define…Fundamentalist Christians…. if you can…

  22. buzzsawmonkey says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:55 pm

    Back in the days when the League of Nations was trying to put a damper on the “white slave” traffic, i.e., the international trafficking in women, blond girls always fetched the highest prices in the Muslim slave markets.

    Nothing has changed.

  23. whthfk says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    I’m surprised he wanted to marry someone so old.. I mean she’s almost out of puberty.

  24. John Difool says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    Muhammed would be very disappointed. She’s practically an old maid.

  25. Porky The Crusader says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    However this situation shows us how Muslims are mentally ill and doesn’t Respect Anything and Anyone…the girl surely does not speak Somali..and she comes from a culture and religion the antithesis of a Muslim thinking but he don’t give a Damn Shit…., he wants her to become his slave and his property, and all these Muslims that we encounter every day in our life are at 100% owned by the same ideology. JUST SAYIN!

  26. Lourdes says:
    March 30, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    I’m surprised they didn’t want her brothers instead.

  27. xavier says:
    March 30, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    Everything is so complicated in this PC world. Let’s simplify:

    1) If you are harboring terrorists in your country, we will allow you 30 days to eliminate them and prove it to our satisfaction. After that, you are harboring and aiding known terrorists and will be treated accordingly.

    2) In a paramilitary region, there are no civilians.

    Somalia, *stan, Lybia, paying attention?

  28. Rose says:
    March 30, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    Rob, You should have read the comments before yours. You’re a little off on Aisha. Get your pedophile moehammy facts straight! :)

    What everyone here says: at 13 the poor child is an old maid in pisslamic eyes. And yes, her parents were plain stupid to put their family in such danger. But how come Western nations don’t have patrol boats out there blowing these somali shits out of the water? It’s hard to believe that a country that didn’t even have an alpabet until the 1970s is even capable of sailing a boat.

  29. Ken says:
    March 30, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    Why does the pirate have to ask the parents’ permission? Why doesn’t he just take her into the Somali countryside? What a stupid Muslim.

  30. ludovico says:
    March 30, 2011 at 2:54 pm

    WTF are all these idiots doing deciding to take their sailing vacations around the horn of Africa for??

  31. Pete(Detroit) says:
    March 30, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    Take the deal, GTFO, and come back (or send the marines) to rescue the girl later. Yes, it’s a horrible fate for her, but if they refuse the deal they’re all gonna get real dead, and the girl married anyway..

  32. Rino's suck says:
    March 30, 2011 at 3:37 pm

    Ferking Muslims..

    Quoting Forrest Gump again,

    “Muslims is what Muslims does.”

    They be pedophiles.

    They are in for a big disappointment when they don’t get the 72 virgins after they die. Poor misguided buggers.

    It would be better for them (Arabs, Somali, and the rest) to die very young, before they reach the age of accountability or God consciousness, than to grow up to become good little “Muslims”, wherein they will reject Christ, and thereby reject salvation. Whereas if they had died young enough, they would be saved.
    As it says in Matthew 19:
    13Then some children were brought to Him so that He might lay His hands on them and pray; and the disciples rebuked them.
    14But Jesus said, “Let the children alone, and do not hinder them from coming to Me; for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.”

    Of course the term “misguided buggers” is true of more than just Muslims, nor do Muslims have the corner on pedophilia. Ferk, we have have our own peccadillos.

    Religions suck. Religion is misplaced hope. And a ferking distraction from the truth.

    Religion is man, by man’s effort (good works, rituals, church membership, etc…) trying to gain the approbation of God to insure a more favorable “afterlife” status.

    Christianity is just the opposite.
    Christianity is entering into the family of God through faith in His Son. Salvation is by grace alone, through faith alone, in Christ alone. All the effort (work) has been accomplished by Christ on the cross.
    Just believe in Him. Don’t be a misguided bugger for all eternity. It’s too long.

  33. Rino's suck says:
    March 30, 2011 at 3:38 pm

    Pete(Detroit) says:
    March 30, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    Take the deal, GTFO, and come back (or send the marines) to rescue the girl later. Yes, it’s a horrible fate for her, but if they refuse the deal they’re all gonna get real dead, and the girl married anyway..

    I say: Pete is a Ferkhead!

  34. Porky The Crusader says:
    March 30, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    ‘Ferkhead!’….What thats mean?

  35. zone says:
    March 30, 2011 at 4:16 pm

    Sounds all too similar to what we have right at our Southern border.
    The problem in both cases are countries with governments incapable of
    sovereignty and thus deserving rule be imposed upon them from more
    capable entities. The case at hand ? Get used to more of the same.

  36. Lee says:
    March 30, 2011 at 4:45 pm

    Put a blonde wig and nylons on a goat , bet the pirate goes for that deal

  37. bruxklly says:
    March 30, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    ” Hey Honey, let’s take the kids on a cruise…High sea adventure for sure!” What kid of parents are this fucks. How about a picnic at the 50 yrd point at a rifle range? Sad thing the young girl has to take the brunt for having a stupid father. I hope she gets away and the father is gang raped from the pirates.

  38. xavier says:
    March 30, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    @Rose

    You’re right, why don’t we have bait boats with a dozen Marines dressed in casual clothes as crew? No prisoners, no media, no warning.

    This problem in Somalia is a perfect example of what the un should be tackling, if they were a capable and legitimate organization as they claim. Instead, we get Libya and probably Israel next.

  39. jabbernaught says:
    March 30, 2011 at 7:30 pm

    It is sad to see this continuing … I think there should be yachts with Seals aboard… when the pirates try to take them, the pirates are completely wiped out and their boat is burned with them onboard. Yes, cruise those waters and keep cruising and killing until those monsters get the message, say in your sty’s or we will kill you!

    No sympathy, no negotiations, no reporters, no courts, no lawyers, no Obama…

    sorry, I just want to throw Krusty Obozo out with all the rest of the trash.

  40. Whozat says:
    March 30, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    3 words –

    Snipers ! Green light !

  41. Whozat says:
    March 30, 2011 at 8:19 pm

    ‘Hunt them down like wild pigs’ ?

    No. I disagree. That is WRONG !!!!

    Wild pigs should be killed with one clean shot if at all possible, bringing them as little pain as possible.

    That does not apply to the Somali’s ( I don’t call them ‘animals’, because I LIKE animals. Animals have a right to live. ).

  42. Isabella says:
    March 30, 2011 at 8:32 pm

    Unfortunately, this is just one in a zillion atrocities committed by Muslims in the name of Islam. Case in point, during the battle of Malta a group of Maltese citizens gathered at a cave near the water to hide from their Muslim invaders. Among the Maltese was a beautiful young girl who was noticed by a corsair and his men when they landed on the island and looked around. This corsair decided to help himself to the goods and grabbed the girl. When the Knights of St. John saw what was going on they gave chase and cornered the Muslim attackers near the water. The first thing the corsair did was swing his sword and cut of the girls head at which time the knights took out the Muslims. That was in 1565. Same story, different century.

    The real question here is how long this girl will remain safe and unmolested by one of those skinny, buck-toothed Somalian Islamorapists. It ‘s going to depend on which booty call is stronger.

  43. Blacksmith8 says:
    March 30, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    Whozat,

    That reminds me… they should have their hearts cut out with a spoon.

    A spoon? Why?

    Cause it’s dull. It’ll hurt more.

    Like you, I think animals deserve better.

    Vermin? not so much.

  44. Axel says:
    March 30, 2011 at 10:47 pm

    Kinda reminds me of those dingbat libtard kids that went hiking in the mountains on the Iranian border.
    The world isn’t what it used to be and I don’t know why people don’t understand that.

    Why are we defending Libyian rebels when there are over 700 prisoners being held on the Somolia coast?

    Why is it we never fight the real enemies?

  45. klr-dude says:
    March 31, 2011 at 2:12 am

    and we let those creatures imigrate into our society .
    and give them foreign aid .

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