27 comments

1. myrtle says:

   April 26, 2011 at 12:17 pm

   Who’s advising these folks?
2. Binturong says:

   April 26, 2011 at 12:24 pm

   Apparently they were hit in the head by some of the coconuts.
3. PC says:

   April 26, 2011 at 12:26 pm

   The joke is that nobody’s in the audience. The Obamas just sit around Camp David and do stuff like this to amuse themselves.
4. R985wasp says:

   April 26, 2011 at 12:28 pm

   Yeah…I’d be shaking in my boots if I was in Russia, Iran, China, N. Korea… ad nauseum…..

   What a pansy
5. Sickofislam says:

   April 26, 2011 at 12:30 pm

   …and the sad days for America continue.
6. Keep_Honkin_I'm_Reloading says:

   April 26, 2011 at 12:33 pm

   Even their own kids looked like they’d rather be playing in traffic, than sitting through that.

   What a complete embarrassment to what was once an esteemed office.
7. BT says:

   April 26, 2011 at 12:40 pm

   Amazing. And to see he did it without his trusty teleprompter…

   “Even their own kids looked like they’d rather be playing in traffic, than sitting through that.” That is funny!
8. ExUSAF says:

   April 26, 2011 at 12:43 pm

   I could just VOMIT!
9. Jethro says:

   April 26, 2011 at 12:44 pm

   That was a walk down memory lane for Obama. He had to read that one out loud at Harvard in order to get his degree (in lieu of doing any actual course work). He fucked it up then too, but got the free pass due to Racial Quotas.
10. PC says:

    April 26, 2011 at 12:50 pm

    Even the dog looks bored.
11. Sniffy Pop, Tuna Scented Popcorn says:

    April 26, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    I can not wait until they find that he is not a citizen and slam his ass in federal prison, along with his wife that is fully aware that he is not legal.

    They can not hide this for too much longer. Way too many people are asking questions.
12. Redwine says:

    April 26, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    What a bunch of coconuts!
13. GRIZZ says:

    April 26, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    I would love for him to hear Chick chicka boom boom from a mossberg 500.
14. JB says:

    April 26, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    Can the first lady, oh , I don’t know, act like a lady and keep her legs together?
15. GRIZZ says:

    April 26, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    The flies remind him of his youth when they used to cover his face
16. GeorgeMasonIV says:

    April 26, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    So no one thought to ask:
    “Why are you turning through the pages of a picture book when the kids you are reading it to are 50 feet away? What is the point of that?
    And why, in light of the recent furor over the doctored chimp pictures in California, did they pick a book about racing to the top of a tree?”

    Nope, no questions, just another photo op for the Manchurian Candidate Naked Marxist Emperor.
17. HadEnough says:

    April 26, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    This was posted on CNN and I kid you not….

    “The U.S. Constitution says only “natural born” citizens can become
    president — a vague clause that some members of the birther movement
    contend disqualifies Obama because, they insist, he was born outside the
    United States.”

    I’m by no means a hardcore “birther” but I sure know what the Constitution
    states…………..”vague clause………….contend
    disqualifies…………..” Holy $hit what are they teaching these folks
    in school?

    http://www.cnn.com/2011/POLITICS/04/25/birthers.obama.hawaii/index.html?hpt=C1
18. pauliepu says:

    April 26, 2011 at 2:43 pm

    finally found something he can do but if it wasn’t for muchi shell he’d screwed it up too
19. Maggie says:

    April 26, 2011 at 2:52 pm

    Because if he had read “My Pet Goat” it would have been a love story …
20. BT says:

    April 26, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    You’re asking an awful lot of a wookie, there, JB.
21. MaryfromMarin says:

    April 26, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    “Chicka Chicka Boom Boom”??

    If you’re gonna read a preschool book out loud, try to pick a decent one. This one was insipidly lightweight when it was published, and it remains insipidly lightweight to this day.

    Unfortunately, now it will rocket up to the top of the best-seller list, thanks to the “Emergent-Reader-In-Chief”.
22. Rocketman says:

    April 26, 2011 at 6:02 pm

    I am with GRIZZ on this one. “Chicka Chicka Boom Boom” from a Mossburg 500.
23. elliemaeclampitt says:

    April 26, 2011 at 7:07 pm

    chicka chicka boom boom, thats code for “michelle go get your strap-on.”
24. Emudude says:

    April 26, 2011 at 10:26 pm

    I honestly think this reading by Obama makes more sense than everything he has ever read on a Teleprompter in the past 3.5 years.
25. Axel says:

    April 26, 2011 at 11:10 pm

    Is this for real? Not photo chopped?
26. DB says:

    April 27, 2011 at 1:21 am

    Do you guys know how petty you all sound? At least he’s not reading a book to kids while the country’s being attacked by terrorists, like the last guy.
27. Dem says:

    May 4, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    One week later…He orders the kill on Osama bin Laden. Suck it!