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It’s Official: Soros-Funded Tools Inform Us Global Warming Can Be Blamed For “Every Single Meteorological Event”…

In a lame attempt at defending their widely mocked post blaming Republicans for the recent deadly tornadoes, ThinkProgress quotes a supposed “scientist” who says what we’ve been saying all along (albeit in a mocking fashion), everything can be blamed on the mythical “global warming.”

Top Climate Scientist On The Monster Tornadoes: ‘It Is Irresponsible Not To Mention Climate Change’ — ThinkProgress

. . . Conservatives attack any discussion of climate policy within the context of the killer tornadoes as “grotesque,” saying that to do so is blaming the victims.

Climate scientist Michael Mann explains further that “climate change is present in every single meteorological event”:

The fact remains that there is 4 percent more water vapor — and associated additional moist energy — available both to power individual storms and to produce intense rainfall from them. Climate change is present in every single meteorological event, in that these events are occurring within a baseline atmospheric environment that has shifted in favor of more intense weather events.

So if it’s present in everything, than it can also be blamed for nothing? I think? My head hurts.

Posted by ZIP on Friday, April 29, 2011, at 7:00 pm | Like Tweet

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19 comments
  1. willford says:
    April 29, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!

  2. Zcat says:
    April 29, 2011 at 7:23 pm

    No doubt the same “scientist” that manipulated the data! F’k these people and global warming!!!

  3. sjh says:
    April 29, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    Like I said before, you might as well blame the Easter bunny for these events because it is just as real as global warming, the biggest hoax in human history.

  4. nevergiveup says:
    April 29, 2011 at 7:33 pm

    Cripe! If you think they’re looney now, just wait until hurricane season.

  5. Andrew says:
    April 29, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    I think it was caused my unicorn farts. But thats just me.

  6. Maggie says:
    April 29, 2011 at 7:44 pm

    Google:

    list of things blamed on global warming

    People have been keeping track of this bullshit for a few years now.

  7. Zcat says:
    April 29, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    @nevergiveup

    LMAO..So true!

  8. credit man says:
    April 29, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    Like anything else the Chicken Little Left has to say, we are tired of hearing it.

  9. Templar223 says:
    April 29, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    Someone photoshop that ‘think progress’ logo to “think soros”.

  10. Cat says:
    April 29, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    A true story here and proof that one voice can make a difference. I do volunteer work in a gardening capacity. The flagship university who oversees us decided to partner with a group called Carbonfund. Some quick internet searches reveal who really is behind Carbonfund (Soros). So I emailed the head of the program and quickly received the reply that they weren’t aware of this relationship and were removing the Carbonfund link from the website.
    Globull wormening is a huge scam and we can’t let the envirowackos make even the slightest inroads.

  11. JCM says:
    April 29, 2011 at 8:15 pm

    Weather is cause by difference in local climates. Hot areas to cold areas, high pressure to low pressure, high moisture content to low moisture content, among other factors.

    The key to the severity of weather is the differential between the areas. The greater the differential the greater the severity of weather.

    The over all average temperature is minor compare to differential. A great differential at cold temperatures will produce more active weather than small differential at warm temps, the reverse also applies.

    The current weather patterns are related to cold conditions in the Pacific La Nina, pushing cooler than normal weather patterns in from the West Coast. Warmer than usual patterns in the Gulf come up.

    It’s the greater differential of the two patterns causing the turbulent weather.

  12. Dr. Bodacious says:
    April 29, 2011 at 8:17 pm

    I do believe there is a link between Mrs. Obama’s arse and global warming. Am I wrong?

  13. Coastal Eddie says:
    April 29, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    He forgot to finish his sentence.. It is irresponsible not to mention “Globull Warming”
    if you have filed a federal grant application and are awaiting approval for your next meal.

  14. Rogertheshrubber says:
    April 29, 2011 at 8:36 pm

    Isn’t this the same guy (Michael Mann) that came up with the now discredited “hockey stick”?

    Yep, right up there with having AlWhore stumping for you……

    RTS

  15. davidr says:
    April 29, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    Don’t worry, Mann, everything is already blamed on global warming:

    http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

  16. Tacit Eagle says:
    April 29, 2011 at 9:41 pm

    Note to Think Progress:

    To hell with you fear mongering bastards. Marxism has killed many millions more than bad weather.

  17. wodun says:
    April 29, 2011 at 11:32 pm

    “Climate change is present in every single meteorological event,”

    This is so that every time there is a blizzard when Al Gore does a speech they can blame global warming.

  18. 9-11 Infidel says:
    April 30, 2011 at 6:46 am

    Yes, weather does change. That’s a given which no one will argue about. Very good AGW wonks. You have as much information on the weather that any third-grader knows.

    It would be more irresponsible to jack up the price of Bio-fuels based on the bogus non-science of AGW. Oh wait…that IS the agenda isn’t it?

    “Under my plan of a cap and trade system, electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket.” (January 2008)

    There’s one born every day. You think the Goracle gives a shit? Hell no, that asshole is getting richer by the day. Money is all he cares about.

    His little minions in the media…well they’re just tools. After all, stupid is as stupid does. StinkRegress? I rest my case.

  19. Human Person Junior, Jr. says:
    April 30, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    Congratulations of getting linked from Climate Depot! You deserve it.

    I love this article, and you can bet your ass I’ll be back for more good reads. In fact, I intend to read the lead piece on Zip Wire this very minute.

    These hippies are their own worst enemies. They take some bong hits and start making scientific pronouncements. I absolutely love it. Screw them and the hag-bags they lay down with every night. Keep on shreddin’!

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