Obama: “The First Time I Had Guinness” Was in an Irish Airport, “I Realized It Tastes So Much Better Than it Does in America”…
Which begs the obvious question, how would he know it tasted better than the stuff in America if it was the first time he tried it? He’s so friggen stupid he can’t even keep his lies straight.
(LA Times) – It was a happy occasion Monday during President Obama’s hasty visit to Ireland to see what is deemed his ancestral hometown of Moneygall and stop by Ollie Hayes’ pub for a pint.
…Monday it’s what happened inside the Moneygall pub that may not go down too smoothly with the American distributors of Ireland’s world-famous Guinness.
The president got to reminiscing good-naturedly about a previous encounter with the tasty liquid.
“The first time I had Guinness,” Obama said, “is when I came to the Shannon airport. We were flying into Afghanistan and so stopped in Shannon. It was the middle of the night. And I tried one of these and I realized it tastes so much better here than it does in the States.”
Then the commander-in-chief blithely added: “What I realized was, is that you guys are — You’re keeping all the best stuff here!”
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The lies roll off his tongue like water off a duck’s back. And those vaunted First Amendment Warriors just smile and keep on writing.
another beer summit for the Kenyan to toast himself.
Pathetic.
State Dept….Revoke his passport ASAP!
You can keep him Ireland…Please, with Sugar on Top.
Did he ask for a side of Irish Arugala?
The most phoney SOB to curse these United States. There is no bottom to the depths he will explore. It’s so embarassing.
I’m still reeling from the comma/date screwup when he signed his name over in Britain. Imagine if Palin had done that…
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Just like my first blowjob.
It took 10 beers to get the taste outta my mouff
No, no, no! He’s “The Smahtest President Evah!”®
It must have been the microphone’s fault, and someone else must have put the date under his signature.
He’s a Gen-i-us. Just check his grades.
While the JournOList media fall over themselves screaming like little schoolgirls in adoration of Obama, America sits mired in three wars – one with a record death toll, 14 trillion in debt, the public pension fund being raided to make more room for debt, record spending, an economy in shambles, and a host of foreign policy disasters.
@Diamond Girl
NO!!!! I am going to Ireland in August and I want to enjoy my vacation!! I would prefer he head over to Iceland, maybe the volcanoes will ground him for a few weeks.
Guinness only tastes good in Ireland. It is bitter in the US. It is all about how it is made and served. The differences are well known.
Saying that, somebody probably told him there was a difference, and now he thinks it is an original thought. Somebody needs to whisper “smaller government” into his ear. He might think he thought of that too.
What a freakin douche. I have relatives over there. Most of them are real leftist lunatics.
Off teleprompter
OMG! he is gaddafi .
S.T.U.P.I.D.
Just plain STUPID….
was there supposed to be a point to this trip? So far we’ve seen beer drinking, playing ping pong, mis-signing the guest book, clunking the car….OK, never mind.
To bad he won’t get full on wasted like his father and drive his car into a tree ending our pain and suffering.
The Wookie doesn’t look like she’s likes that drink.I guess they were all out of Dom for the queen.
1D10T error
Son of a @#!!, now he is runining Guiness for me! If he sarts liking tall blondes I will drive off a cliff!
starts
STRANGE…………
0BAMA runs off to Ireland and Europe………..
while AIPAC is going on………..
and while Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu addresses the US Congress.
The Wookie looks like she’s gargling a warm cup of discharge …… now sheknows what it feels like to be her husband.
she makes my skin crawl
Was his first Guiness before or after he visited all 57 states? For being the smartest man in the room, this guy sure is a moron.
A Touch of Barry in the night . . .” You Irish N@$$%^s sure have some fine tasting Guinness! Best one I had today!”
you guys stop, picking on me. when i run for, reelection in 2008 i’ll show you. all the, dead and made, up people are still going to, vote for me. and billy is working on another memoir by me proving, that i am also a descendent of a messiah.
The Irish Airport must be in the 57th state, because no I know has ever heard of it, including Al Gore’s invention ‘the internet’!
The wookie is looking particularly thuggish in that shot. In fact, put a bowtie
on her, and she would look like a Nation of Islam enforcer.
Oh, so now this mofo is gonna wreck America’s beer industry. Throw the bum out.
He is incredibly stupid. And I don’t care what his grades were, it’s obvious he a frakkin moron.
He signed the resister in England with the year 2008! The date I can see getting wrong, but the year?! Isn’t that part of a mental health evaluation, whether you know the year or not?
And I want on the record that I am LIVID about this enormously wasteful trip for zero and his fugly beard.
You can tell by the way he drinks he is a big boozer!
Wow. Gunniess must really LOVE osama obama, and how he just totally TRASHED the U.S. import of it’s beer.
If someone told him it would be better with his buddy bin Laden, do you think he’d buy it?
Lying motherf**ker.
He lies so brazenly but his media dogs still lick his sh*t up!
This is so shameful!
Obama holds his beer high. He used to look at Larry Sinclair that way.
Pat Hickey says:
May 24, 2011 at 4:48 pm
A Touch of Barry BAMSTAHHHH!!!!! YOU DA MAN BAM !!!!!!! YEAAHHHH!!!!!
If he has to lie he will put down America, even over a small thing like beer.. stop the lies Zero.
Swallow FLOTUS!
Word going around now is that the Pub Owner in Moneygall has rename his pub the “Barack Hussein O’Bama Irish Pub”. I Kid you not. As if this Narcissist needed more Ammo!
Once again, trying to look “cool” and “informed”. Though I wouldn’t bet on it, I wouldn’t be surprised if the first Guiness he actually had was the one he posed with in that photo.
Obama sure knows how to kiss the Blarney Stone (Kiss Ass). Isn’t it special to watch Teh Won and Teh Wookie toasting with Guiness? Which, in my opinion, tastes awful. I much prefer ales, lagers and pilsners.
“Emudude says: Word going around now is that the Pub Owner in Moneygall has rename his pub the “Barack Hussein O’Bama Irish Pub”. I Kid you not. As if this Narcissist needed more Ammo!”
Well, that’s one pub I will not enter if I ever visit Ireland.
Bwahahahahaha, that is so f*cking funny!
Good. Stay THERE and drink, O’Bama.
He wouldn’t know a pint of Guiness from a pint of used motor oil.
Aside from messing up the story, just what is his point of even bringing it up?
What do you gain by saying it’s better over there than here? Seriously. What’s the point?
It’s like he’s deliberately trying to piss people off.
Allah’s justice for those who drink alcohol…
1st Offense – 80 lashes
2nd Offense – 80 lashes
3rd Offense – death
Don’t disagree with Allah, that would be “intolerant”!!
What a waste of good beer!
If you tell the truth, you never have to remember anything.
LOL – he is a liar and an asshole.
@sjh – that’s what I tell my grandkids. Tell the truth and you won’t have to remember to whom you told which lie.
If Obama ever comes around campaigning in these parts we’ll piss in a special Welcome Mr. President cup, chill it, add bubbles and tell him its Smoky Mountain champagne. And we’ll get a real big cup and act all offended if he doesn’t drink it all down. While he’s doin that we’ll be chuggin a Mountain Dew so he doesnt get suspicious. Bet he says afterwards, “Wow, now you can’t get that in Washington!”
Ire Land says:
May 24, 2011 at 4:37 pm
Don’t worry. He and Worf will go back to Old English 40s when they get home.
First he’s African American, now he’s African, Irish American? His new adventure is joining The Lord of the Dance. That’ll make a great job for him being that he’ll enjoy early retirement come 2012.
During his speech to the Irish, he was bad mouthing the US for having to produce his birth certificate…making a mockery of it.
Since the Irish seem to like his million watt smile they can have him…I’ll pay for shipping.
Maybe they’d give us a family discount to ship the whole Obama family.
why dont u offer them some of ur weed, im sure u keep the good shit for u and wookie
@Ray-
The Impotent One and Wookie are headed to Puerto Rico to grab some weed and will be able to tell them if their smoke is better than that Hawaiian smoke he is used too!
Guiness tastes best at St James Gate…but..he is a F.U.C.K.I.N.G. G.O.B.S.H.I.T.E.
He went there and tried it with Fredo and Johnny Olaff, whom he’d never met before tonight.
And Africans are smarter in Africa too.
Sorry to poop the party, but…
you’ve mistaken what he was referring to by “it” in the “it tastes better.”
He didn’t mean the Guinness tastes better, he meant the beer — the whole big generic category, beer — tastes better.
But, yes, I agree, still a tacky comment. Just one more chance to take a dig at his own country.
between this comment (that doesn’t make sense to a rational person) and signing the register 2008 does anyone else think that ovomit is either
a)doing too many drugs and has no functioning brain cells left?
b) has early onset Alzheimer’s ?
c) is just a clueless, ignorant imbecile?
A total Embarassment I am so pissed at him , A wasted hung of Human
So Anti American , Remember to vote y`all
I’m not sure how this is a fail? I think it’s pretty widely acknowledged that Guinness doesn’t travel well and the best way to have it is on draft in Ireland.
Smokey: My thoughts exactly.