McRINO’s Daughter Blames Her Crappy Love Life on Sarah Palin…
If only Andrew Sullivan wasn’t gay, they both share the same creepy obsession with Palin.
Jay Leno: Are you dating anyone?
Meghan McCain: No. I’m in, like, dating Babylon. Like, I go on dates with men and, literally, like Sarah Palin will come up in like the first 20 minutes, and that doesn’t put me in the mood. Like, talking about Sarah Palin. And they just want to know gossip, and I’m just kind of taking a little hiatus from dating right now, because I just don’t want to talk about Sarah Palin.
HT: Other McCain
Posted by ZIP on Friday, May 27, 2011, at 11:26 pm | 
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She makes my wang shrivel.
Eating fewer Ho-Ho’s would help. So would no talking.
They just want Sarah, not an aging high schooler.
Like can she like put more than like three coherent words like together like.
Now if George Soros would just give me $10,000 every time she says “like!”
Seriously, I can not listen to the bitch talk. The over use of the word “like” makes me want to stab my own eardrums with a hot soldering iron.
I like, dislike, the word like.
im sorry what did you say J in MS??
I heard this bimbo talk just now and stabbed out my eardrums….
@rumcook:
Good news is, you’ll never have to hear it ever again.
Like a moron.
Dumber than a bag of dicks.
On the other hand, she’s loaded and has a good deal of sweater meat.
I’m confused. What kind of idiot is she, complete or blithering?
God I h8 this stupid irrelevant bimbo !!
BTW is that Dustin Hoffman checkin her out !??? Kreepy !!!!
Of course being a Beluga and not to bright dosen’t help.
OMG…is it possible that this “valley girl savant” can get more stupid as she ages?
LOL! stomach still hurts from laughing Noticer.
She is a live blonde joke
Walking proof about putting lipstick on a pig.
She is about as much republican as Michelle Obama.
I didn’t know little Meghan was a Valley Girl. Yes, she’s dumb as a rock, isn’t she? Grating that she thinks anyone would want her opinion. She probably attracts chubby chasers…then she tries to speak and pity sex isn’t even worth it.
Follow her on twitter:
@McCainBoobette I dished lots on @JayLeno. NO THAT DOESNT MEAN I 8 LOT’S OF FOOD. Why are you victimizing me by thinking a/b my waite?
Like. Oh. My. God. Like she reminds me Like of Anna Nicole Like Smith except Like maybe Anna Nicole was Like a lot smarter than Like Meghan Like McCain.
Man, if I were her parents I would lock her up in the attic. How embarrassing to have produced such a thing.
Hiram…LMAO! She is a living blonde joke!!!
Rae4…that is too funny!
What does this say about her parents?
Duct tape
I thought she was gay.
“…like Sarah Palin will come up in like the first 20 minutes, and that doesn’t put me in the mood. Like, talking about Sarah Palin.”
Doesn’t put her in the mood for what???
I suppose a guy like, talking about a mature, attractive woman with national notoriety like, is a turn off for a high schoolish Valley Girl who like, goes on shows and stuff, but still can’t get as much attention as she does. Like.
I well imagine her first dates end their night thinking “Well, we’re not doing this again.”
My advice to you Ms. McCain: shed a few pounds, mature a little bit and dump the RINO shtick for some conservative principles. You’ll have your pick of decent men then.
Its acompliment. Here these guys have the Famous Meghannnn on a date & they just want o talk about Sarah P.
Hilarious.
Most guys think about baseball. . . so they don’t get too excited
but I guess if you are with Meghan . . .you have to think about Sarah to get excited
When babies are like born, and like when the like doctor like swats like their like bottoms, like the dicks fall off the dumb ones like, fer sure.
Honey…that “dress” could be your third problem.
The first have to do with what’s NOT inside your head.
The second is what’s inside your “dress”!
…Paging Omar the tent maker…paging Omar the tent maker…
Dustin Hoffman thinkng –
Ann Bancroft & Katherine Ross -yes yes
Sarah Palin & Bristol Palin -yes yes
Cindy MaCain & Meeeeghan – maybe & NO.
Like, does it totally suck that the guys you date are more interested in sarah, who they’ve never met, than in you, who are presumably in groping range. Big message there, if you, like, take time to like, think about it, y’know?
Gad, she still talks like a teenager!! Liberal material for sure.
A little less bleach on the hair, a little less makeup on the face, a more stylish pajama top, a little less weight and a lot more brains, and you’d have Benny Hill in drag.
Sounds a lot like Caroline Kennedy, during that brief, ill-considered foray into politics.
Come on now..she’s had one date since high school. She had 3 entrees which wiped out the $300 Dad slipped him to take her out in the first place, and then all she did was talk about Sarah Palin and text her BFF’s.
I guess Meghan does not realize that every time she attempts to put Palin down, she is putting Daddy down. He chose her as a running mate and brought her to national attention, and baby girl ridicules her?
Sarah was the only thing Daddy did right!!!
Seriously, it’s not her weight, her attitude, her level of intelligence, or that she can out-eat you average linebacker, its the fact that she knows Sarah Palin that keeps her from dating. Why doesn’t she just go out with Levi Johnson? They both have an obsession with the Palins.
There must be some sort of diagnosis for her condition in the DSM-5. I wonder if fat, dumb, irrelevant and whiny are symptoms?
If this broad didn’t have mom’s money to spend, she would be working the overnight shift at the local 7-11, taking her salary in nachos. Congrats Meghan, you are the Mimi Bobeck (think Drew Carey Show) of American politics.
Mimi Bobeck. I can totally see it.
Like, I bet the guys that date you, like, actually want to talk about Sarah Palin and like you resent her like so much that like you can’t take it. Either that or like you are the one who is obsessed with Palin.
You know– maybe it’s because your breath stinks–and maybe it’s because you are self-absorbed–and maybe it’s because you’re a opprotunist–and maybe it’s because you’re a frickin’ RINO like your daddy–and maybe it’s because you’re only on Jay Leno to promote your sorry ass–and maybe it’s because of your over inflated sense of self-importance–and maybe it’s because they shun establishment republicans– and maybe they hope you can give them Sarah Palin phone number because she’s HOT and you’re NOT– and maybe it’s because………
A little more brains and a little less pork and I’d hit it!!
Funbags just keeps streaching out that fifteen minutes.
“because I just don’t want to talk about Sarah Palin”
Yet, that is all she does. If you are her date, and you know that is all she talks about, what other subject can you talk about?
She should be hitting the gym more often and stop giving figurative Lewinsky’s to the Left.
She does sound a lot like a Valley Girl.
“Like, like, like” — This woman is an idiot.
Must admit, this Hollywood obsession stuff is way funnier than the best of Seinfeld comedy show.
LIKE, more please. The more these clowns blatter their insanity the funnier they become.
And Meeghan, darling, no amount displaying your boobs will deflect from the fact most people look at you as being one giant boob-you even make the ‘dumb blond jokes’ sound smart.
LMAO at the comments – much more entertaining than that bimbo Valley Girl. Well, “entertaining” isn’t the right word related to her. She has 2 brains – one is lost and the other one is out looking for it.
I’m not sure the little twit could put together the obvious, but the men she dates find that the most interesting thing about Meghan McRINO is Sarah Palin. That thought should drive her mad. Ha Ha Ha!
Well it could also be her rancid tuna wookie from her thighs constantly rubbing together.
I’ll bet it smells like a wild onion down yonder.
The useful idiot to rule them all. Lenin would be proud.
Meghan McCain in 90210, talk about a match made in hell. My guess is she blends into the scenery quite seamlessly.
You’ld have to be two bricks short of a load to date that woman. Product of John McCain or the milkman?
Listen, spoiled bitch
NO
ONE
WANTS
TO
DATE
YOU!!
Got it????
Well if you’re dating lesbians I’m sure Sarah Palin’s name would come up. (Just kidding). As for the “dating Babylon” phrase, it’s very curious, because Biblically Babylon is represented as “whore Babylon”. And we have a “media whore” complaining that she is in dating “whore Babylon” and blaming it on the Christian Sarah Palin. What irony.
Indeed, I’m sure that if any of her alleged dates talked about someone other than McCain, as being wonderful, etc., her stupefied ego would not be able to handle that either. Everything has to be about this spoiled brat democrat who probably voted for Obama over her father.
If she didn’t have boobs, nobody would talk to her at all.
The only thing this bag of boobs is good for is a money shot.
What a cupid stunt.
Perhaps, if lil meggie-mac could utter two consecutive, coherent sentences without using “like”, men (and women) might actually…like…listen to her.
Her parents have money….couldn’t they have had her educated?
Of course, the fact that she’s as dumb as a box of rocks doesn’t help much.
Maybe if she just shut up and confined her conversation to “Let’s f**k.”, she’d get a date.
@John Difool
“Rancid Tuna Wookie”???
I’ll have to remember that, it might come in handy.
“Sorry honey, not tonight. I’ve got this rancid tuna wookie thing goin’ on.”
HAHAHAHA this is great