Site Update: Please Welcome Our Guest Blogger…
The man, the myth, the legend, Jason from Story Balloon will be blogging here for the next few days. Please say hello, he’s a Pisces, loves long walks on the beach and punching hippies.
Posted by ZIP on Friday, May 27, 2011, at 9:32 pm | 
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If he likes to punch hippies, then he’s all right with me : )
welcome dude…gimme some insight
WOW! Best resume I’ve seen in awhile.
He’s gonna have to pass a better litmus test than that.
Jason, what types of pistols do you own and if trapped in a room with a liberal , and two of A-Q’s most wanted with only two rounds what would you do?
Glad to see you here, Jason. If you get out to the Left Coast, you’ll be in “hippie” heaven!
Sounds like my kinda guy!
Jason, You’ll do great if you just don’t put up any more pictures of Wasserman-Schultz. Zip has about grossed us out the last couple of days.
Jason…I’m tickled to heck you’re here guest blogging..in more ways than one..
Excellent work you do ~ Keep Fighting the Good Fight!
Have a good week-end all … bless our military past and present- eternally.
@John Difool – Don’t know about Jason, but I have S&W MP 40, Kimber 45 Team Match, S&W 38 revolver, and others.
As to your question – I’d shoot the liberal, twice.
Jason, one more test just to make sure you are truly WZ material and then I’ll leave it alone:
Pop quiz, hotshot. There’s a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?
Welcome Jason. Let’s drink some beer and punch some smelly hippies. I’ll bring the beer.
A Patriotic Logic
Correct answer.
I have the only pistol you’ll ever need. A Glock 22 .40.
Kimber’s are what you show your friends, Glock’s are what you show your enemies.
Hey, Jason!! Nice ta’ meetcha!!
Which beach do you like to take long walks on?
(Man, I’m glad I’m not a hippy! I just barely escaped it by getting married and having a kid. Keeps ya too busy..)
Man, I’m even gladder that I was too busy for the GOTH business! Yuck!
@John difool….nice choice. Of course all my guns were stolen last year, so in reality, I’d just bitch slap the liberal.
I could care less if he’s a Pisces and loves to walk on the beach; as long as he likes to punch hippies, he’s cool with me.
Patrotic Logic: WHAT a coincidence. All my guns were stolen last year too.
Sure glad we don’t have to worry 0bama’s pending executive order…..
Howdy Jason!
I’m Alfa06…I’m a Feces….are you like a substitute teacher or somefin?…cuz if you are…Zip said we could leave early because of the holiday.
Valerie Jarret is a Muslim from Iran—interesting tid-bit.
Obviously she is the architect of ruin and O’s go to think -tank for final decision.
Anyhow, thanks Jason and remember to aim small and miss small
( drive the bus to the Bhawneys basement house… do a jump and roll prior to impact)
Welcome to WZ Jason. You have failed so far to pass the word challenges I have mustered up for you, but I am sure in the future you will pass the physical requirements that are required to be here like ‘naked midget tranny mud wrestling’ broadcast live on ESPN, ‘The Ocho”.
I have faith that ZIP has made the right choice here, but I have my doubts.
I have never heard of him. But as we are both fish people with the same interests, I am looking forward to the opportunity.
Noooo Jason!…it sucks to be the other guy…because I’m usually on them like stink on a turd…I clean fly shit out of pepper for a living!
We like you because you talk to us…ZIP never does…he thinks we’re islamohomophobic bible-thumping gun-clingers…but so is he…so it’s cool!
We also really like war porn…especially the stuff with goats!!
I checked your site…looks clean and easily navigable…but I have yet to declare it’s worthiness.
It’s been a pleasure speaking with me….gotta make a beer run and pick up my baby’s momma at the check cashing place.
…and Jason…aren’t we fortunate to reap the benefits of those who have paid the ultimate price for our freedom?
Punching hippies, Jason got my vote.
Welcome !
@ difool
Great interview for Jason, but..
Glock is what you show your enemies.
Sig 220 .45 ACP is what you use to make your point.
“Gone but not forgotten”
Remember those on this Memorial Day!
Hi Jason.
Thank you for taking the time to stop by and help everyone out.
Sniffy
@ Chinarider
Sig 10mm which is out of production and will cause perps to get shot through and bleed out is what you use to make your point.
That gun was alpha as fuck.
@ Jason
Welcome to WZ, the internet’s version of meth. One trip and you’re hooked.
@Difool
Pistols include XD-45(carry), S&W .357Mag, S&W .38, old ass JC Higgins .22 from a sears catalog my grandfather bought back in the 50-60′s. Shooting the .22 is pointless since it’s so inaccurate, that you’d have a better chance at hitting your target if you threw the damn gun.
To answer your question, I’d prefer to have my .357. I’d shoot the 2 AQ, for the simple fact that hearing Arabic irritates the hell out of me. And since the the .357 has some heft to it, it’ll make a better club to pistol whip the lib. It’s more fun to make them cry.
@ J in MS
Creative – I like it!
However, properly lined up, a classic Python .357 Mag could address the issue and have a round left over.
Hiya, Jason. If you’re really who you say you are and that stuff about hippie punching is true, riddle me this — where’s the best place to hide your money from a hippie?
Welcome to the best conservative blog in this galaxy.
Welcome aboard!!!….I don’t know about you but I think it’s the smell of patchouli that makes me want to hit them so damned hard.
I prefer the Smith .500, get all three with one shot.
Hey Jason — Can you fix the Tweet button for ZIP?
thx
Please don’t punch the hippies.
@ mr whipple.
Do this instead:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8KyWgQIqQw
Jason,
Welcome
JP
>>>blametrudeau says:
May 28, 2011 at 3:53 am<<<
LMAO!!!
>>>http://storyballoon.org/<<<
Cool stuff
@John Difool
“Pop quiz, hotshot. There’s a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?”
I know…I know…. (jumping up and down)
Point that bus toward the nearest large leftist protest and about a block away jump and roll………..
Jason: Pisces? Hmmmmmmmm. The Fish………Long walks on the beach?…..hmmmmmmmm. Don’t know what to think……hmmmmm.
Leftists are slippery, they’re cold, they’re scaly. But they don’t like water, at least not to bathe in……..hmmmm. Punching Hippies? Hmmmmm. Could be a diversion………kind a like the Taliban sending their dumbest people out to blow themselves up….
You’re going to have to earn my trust Jason. And I’ll be sniffing around, keeping an eye on you…
Hi Katherine,
[quote] “You’re going to have to earn my trust Jason. “[/quote]
Well, he did make it to the WZ website.
Bartholomew Roberts
Hi Jason, nice to meet ya.
Which candidate do you think will be obama’s* choice in the GOP primary?
Recalling that Acorn influenced the previous election by block-voting their zombies to Mr. Amnesty. Given the absence of a Democratic primary, Acorn has the luxury to shape the GOP primary with:
– obama zombies
– Up to 42 million illegals and their Mexican families who were registered to vote back during the mob demonstrations. National Communist La Raza will tell them how to block-vote.
– Dead voters (Acorn is very effective at bussing zombies from precinct to precinct to vote, over and over.
Jason, my guess is they will select Romney, then re-direct their zombies back over to vote for ayatollah-obama.
Romney will assure continuity of socialism (should he win)
Romney will piss off conservatives and lose.
Romney will grovel to obama.
Bartholomew Roberts
*Cass Sunstein and Bill Ayers’ choice
J in MS says:
May 27, 2011 at 11:19 pm~
Welcome to WZ, the internet’s version of meth. One trip and you’re hooked.
aint’ that the truth!
WELCOME JASON.
Good Morning God Bless our troops serving and retired.. those who have given their lives for us to be able to even post here.
Welcome Jason. I will have to go check out your site..
I come from Southern Cali not as many hippies as Northern thank G-d but moved to the Mid West… I have only seen two here.
As for the bus with the bomb, I need more intel like is it anywhere near Mecca??
Punching hippies? Sound like an alright guy to me.
How many hippies? I’m a Pisces too
rae4palin says:
May 27, 2011 at 11:38 pm
Welcome to the best conservative blog in this galaxy.
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WZ is like Mos Eisley……. After Dark.
Punching hippies? My kinda man!! Hosing `em down with Clorox after the beat down would be great too. You wouldn`t want your kids smelling a dirty hippy on your meat hooks now would you.
Welcome Jason. If ZIP chose you as his second in command, then it`s perfectly ok with me!!
Hmmm – I am a Scorpio and live sort of in farm country (miles from any beaches). Hope we are compatible. Fortunately I don’t run into many hippies.
Man,it doesnt take much to get a job around here.
Your obviously qualified.