Britain’s MI6 Hacks Into al-Qaeda Online Magazine, Replaces Bomb-Making Instructions With Ellen DeGeneres Cupcake Recipes…

Well played.
(Telegraph) — British intelligence has hacked into an al-Qaeda online magazine and replaced bomb-making instructions with a recipe for cupcakes.
The cyber-warfare operation was launched by MI6 and GCHQ in an attempt to disrupt efforts by al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsular to recruit “lone-wolf” terrorists with a new English-language magazine, the Daily Telegraph understands.
When followers tried to download the 67-page colour magazine, instead of instructions about how to “Make a bomb in the Kitchen of your Mom” by “The AQ Chef” they were greeted with garbled computer code.
The code, which had been inserted into the original magazine by the British intelligence hackers, was actually a web page of recipes for “The Best Cupcakes in America” published by the Ellen DeGeneres chat show.
Written by Dulcy Israel and produced by Main Street Cupcakes in Hudson, Ohio, it said “the little cupcake is big again” adding: “Self-contained and satisfying, it summons memories of childhood even as it’s updated for today’s sweet-toothed hipsters.”
It included a recipe for the Mojito Cupcake – “made of white rum cake and draped in vanilla buttercream”- and the Rocky Road Cupcake – “warning: sugar rush ahead!”
If you really want to freak them out, splice this in:
HT: Jawa
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Lesbian cup cakes….. Perfect! BAHHHHHHHH BAHHHHHHH
Gross, bad dancing. Oh well what should I expect when you have a man, a wookie, and a weenie trying to cut a rug.
Nice work on the cupcake hack caper….pretty funny.
Lots of pissed-off ignorant terrorist throwbacks tonight. The hell with them.
Maybe they can make the cupcakes out of their explosives, eat them, and die.
Good job MI6. And what the hell is that shit with the FLOTUS? Totally below the dignity of the office she holds.
Wow! The wookie has gotten A LOT bigger and barry has really shrunk since this video was taken!
Awesomely creative.
Brilliant! And I’m not talking about the dancing Sasquatch.
Cupcake recipes on Al-Qaeda online magazine!
Can’t you picture them all trying to figure out the code?
“What is this, ‘tsp’?”
“No, you infidel pig, it is not ‘tsp’, it is ‘tbs’!”
Ellen the degenerate’s cup cake may be more hazardous to your health.
Idle thought: mentally substitute any other POTUS and FLOTUS in this video and contemplate the results.
That’s pretty good. Would be perfect if the cupcake recipe calls for bacon sprinkles.
A southerner would have put a BBQ pork recipe there.
1. Proof that Obama’s really not black–that’s the whitest dancing I’ve ever seen.
2. Give Ms. Hugh Jass a break–she’s gotta work it off somehow.
How about instead of cupcakes, you replace it with a very unstable explosive, that when mixed correctly, ignites immediately (thus killing the makers). I would find that funnier than cupcakes, but that is just me.
Didn’t watch the video, I despise Degenerate and I have no desire to see the fag in Chief dancing with a lesbo .. buncha fruits.
The MI6 caper was cute, but couldn’t they introduce a virus or something besides Degenerate cupcakes?
Maybe MI6 is a little limp wristed too?
An example of dykeological warfare.
It’s called the Wookie Dykie boogie.
Instead of a cupcake recipe they should have replaced the bomb instructions with Salman Rushdie’s Satanic Verses.
Marie Antoinette the Second: I’m booking my front seat at the guillotine now!