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Here It Is: The John Edwards Mug Shot…

One day we’ll see one of these featuring Obama.

(Briefing Room) — Former Sen. John Edwards’s (D-N.C.) mug shots were released Wednesday afternoon.

In both photos he is wearing a white button-down shirt and a blue tie. His hair is neatly combed and he’s smiling.

The photos were released by the U.S. Marshals service.

Earlier this month Edwards pleaded not guilty to six federal charges including conspiracy, issuing false statements and violating campaign contribution laws.

The charges come after more than two years of investigations into whether Edwards allegedly used campaign donations to hide his affair and the child he fathered with Rielle Hunter.

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31 comments
  1. Manischewitz Grooberman says:
    June 15, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    Silky Johnny should be paired with toothless Bubba, 400#, biker in for life. Johnny’s cell mate.

  2. vagabond trader says:
    June 15, 2011 at 4:37 pm

    Jeesh ZIP, how many dikheads can you squeeze onto the front page? :-)

  3. VaGal says:
    June 15, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    I see he got his $400 haircut first.

  4. Tacit Eagle says:
    June 15, 2011 at 4:42 pm

    Smug

  5. Katherine says:
    June 15, 2011 at 4:43 pm

    How humiliating, particularly for a lawyer. Shouldn’t they also round up his concubine for as being part of this conspiracy.

  6. Gault Falcon says:
    June 15, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    Brutal. But, it does speak to the type of person that is drawn towards political office, doesn’t it?

    The average plumber or dry cleaner owner could do a much better of job of legislating. But, they’re too busy actually producing something and running their own live to lord over everyone else’s.

  7. dogman says:
    June 15, 2011 at 4:47 pm

    Damn that bitch is pretty.

  8. Mickey Shea says:
    June 15, 2011 at 4:50 pm

    Greasy ambulance chaser.

  9. mongo says:
    June 15, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    wonder how long the breck girl combed his hair before his mug shot

  10. Rocketman says:
    June 15, 2011 at 4:55 pm

    These should be hung up at Post Office bulletin Boards across America.

  11. TexasFred says:
    June 15, 2011 at 5:03 pm

    “One day we’ll see one of these featuring Obama.”

    From your lips to God’s ears…

  12. REF says:
    June 15, 2011 at 5:10 pm

    “One day we’ll see one of these featuring Obama.”

    *************************************************************************

    One can only hope…..

  13. annie p says:
    June 15, 2011 at 5:19 pm

    Maybe Pretty Boy Johnny thought he was at Glamour Shots!!!!!

  14. jd says:
    June 15, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    Guess it is true that John Edwards and Schummer never saw a camera they couldn’t wait to get in front of.

  15. texray says:
    June 15, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    take lube with when u go to clink, u hottie..

  16. Monster Zero says:
    June 15, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    I heard that the left was very disillusioned with Obama and they were considering running a Democratic candidate against him in the primary. Well with Edwards past exposed, he makes the ideal Democratic candidate, sex tapes, embezzlement. infidelity and more…he has it all, he is almost on the same level as a Clinton!

  17. Rupaula says:
    June 15, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    Pathetic four in hand knot in that tie. Total weak beta knot. Single Windsor or better is what real men wear.

  18. tina says:
    June 15, 2011 at 5:54 pm

    that day can’t get here soon enough Zip!

  19. Nolo Contendere says:
    June 15, 2011 at 6:03 pm

    Ya know, that’s starting to look a little like a rug….

  20. obama says:
    June 15, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    Like me,he wont do one day in the big house…….bet on it.

    Did I remind you assholes im having a picnic tonite?

    Poor babies,what are you having for dinner,pbj’s,beenie weenies?…maybe hotdogs?….maybe nothing…awwww to bad for you.

    Pass the frimp and lobster,all that anal sex has made me hungry

  21. elliemaeclampitt says:
    June 15, 2011 at 7:21 pm

    two americas one outside the joint and one inside, enjoy your stay pretty boy.

  22. rhhardin says:
    June 15, 2011 at 8:07 pm

    He’s imitating whoever the Republican congressperson was that wound up in a formal mugshot in Texas somewhere – wear your best suit and smile as if it’s a campaign.

    That keeps the opposition from using the mugshot in their campaign against you.

  23. timmeee says:
    June 15, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    Boy, yew shore got a pretty mouth….

  24. JeffreyB says:
    June 15, 2011 at 8:46 pm

    That hair won’t look nearly as pretty after his cellmate spends an hour pulling on it with both hands.

    I doubt inmates respond well to the cries of, “Ow, you’re on my hair!”

  25. obama says:
    June 15, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    Flattery will get you every where with me timmee.

    Wanna come to my picnic?

  26. BetterDeadThanRed says:
    June 15, 2011 at 8:53 pm

    Note to Johnboy: I worked in a prison, you may want to shave your head and get a couple tattoo’s before getting in. Of course I forgot , John will go to a country club prison like CCA and get an Xbox360 in his cell with Directv. Also don’t forget he will get paid to to attend classes and work.

  27. Rose1 says:
    June 16, 2011 at 12:12 am

    I cannot believe he had the nerve to smile. He just doesn’t get it.

  28. barbedwhyer says:
    June 16, 2011 at 1:18 am

    One of the Dems’ FINEST! VP material….sound candidate for Prez….
    Millions of idiots bought his schtik….with the MSM KNOWING about
    the impending scandal. Aren’t you glad, by the way, that you didn’t
    vote for houndog Al Gore! Me too.

  29. barbedwhyer says:
    June 16, 2011 at 1:22 am

    Hey, Johnnie-boy!….OJ wants to buy some of your memorabilia.

  30. JooJooB says:
    June 16, 2011 at 2:01 am

    One day we’ll see one of these featuring Obama.

    Oh Zip! I really hope so.

  31. Paul Albers says:
    June 16, 2011 at 6:54 am

    Look closley at his hair line.
    Mother Nature will punish his ego far more than our words.
    May his cell mate’s knuckles drag the ground.

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