Michelle Obama: “Barack Has A Memory Like A Steel Trap”…
Really? A steel trap?
(Daily Caller) — First Lady Michelle Obama is back on the fund-raising circuit and she’s painting a very flattering picture of her hubby.
“See, what you all need to know about the President you helped to elect is that when it comes to the people he meets, Barack has a memory like a steel trap,” she told her eager audience at a sold-out breakfast fund-raiser at the Claremont Hotel in Berkeley, Calif., on June 14.
“He has a gift in that way, able to retain information, know more than those who are briefing him, asking critical questions, because all of those wins and losses are not wins and losses for him [but] they are wins and losses for the folks whose stories he carries with him, the folks that he worries about and prays about before he goes to bed at night,” she said, according to a White House transcript of the speech.
She stuck to the script at her lunchtime fundraiser in the tony Julia Morgan ballroom in San Francisco. “Your President is a special person, because when it comes to the people he meets, Barack has a memory like a steel trap,” she repeated. “That is where Barack gets his passion. . . that’s why he works so hard every day, first thing in the morning, late into the night. . . reading every word, making notes and writing questions, and being better prepared than the people briefing him, because all those wins and losses are not wins and losses [just] for him.”
I guess that’s why he lugs his teleprompter into meetings with his staff.
Or when speaks to a class of fourth-graders.
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Like the one I’d like to see bite him right dead in his ass!
what are these two illiterate aliens doing in the White House ?
I agree. The steel trap being his mouth where he keeps putting his foot.
She’s got a mouth like a steel trap!! No wonder he spends so much time on the golf course:” Sorry, honey I’m too tired tonight…”
Yes – Barry has a “memory like a steel trap” that keeps his ideology-driven lies in his muddled brain in a giant heap.
Michelle, you mispronounced the word “sieve”!
Both of these marxists agenda-driven nut-cases are going to be hitting the road come ’12…can’t come soon enough!
She was right about this’ “We’re going to have to make sacrifices, we’re going to have to change our conversation, we’re going to have to change our traditions, our history and we’re going to have to move to a different place.”
And by the way if he has a mind like a steel trap why does he need TOTUS
Okay Barack…name all 57 state in alphabetical order!
Ah, Joe beat me to the 57 states snark. I’ll just LMAO at davidr’s comment then. Bwahahaha!!!!!!!! Good one.
“Barack has a memory like a steel trap”
yeah, everything that goes in comes out mangled.
he read my comment about reading written statements, once or twice.
he doesn’t write ANYTHING
JMO
Does he remember saying that the unemployment rate wouldn’t exceed 8% if TARP were passed?
Does he remember condemning Bush for unilaterally going on an “illegal” war against Iraq saying that it was an impeachable offense?
Steel traps are good for compiling an enemies list.
I’ve finally given up asking the rhetorical, “who the hell do the Obamas think they’re fooling?”
I know exactly who “they are”.
“…your President…”
pfft!
Apparently the Constitution of the United States didn’t get into the trap.
I guess that is why he forgot that part about when he talked shit about Bush getting permission from congress. Hmmmmmmmmmm………………
Now it is a different story, when he doesn’t think he needs permission for Libya.
Steel Headed is what I think she meant to say.
Joe…
You beat me to it as well, was coming back here to add that in as well….funny how many of us thought of just that one item right off the top of our heads.
Hey can’t even remember what year it is . . . 2008 . . . 2011???
I feel like the Commie in chief has put America in a steel trap! There seems to be no way out…..
Of course, that’s why he destroyed all his records from his IL senate days. Who needs them when it’s all in his head?
“YOUR President is special….”
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/obamasupporters_450x300.jpg
Three floor monitors, to hear himself speak in a little classroom? Really? Must be a tiny Secret Service member hiding in each one or something.
There she goes speaking in no known language again! Thank God I went down to Babylon yesterday and not today. I would be really pissed if I had to spend hours sitting in traffic, because of some wookie speaking nonsense at a fancy hotel.
I bet her snatch is like a steel trap
well if the Unibama has a memory like a steel trap that sucker must have
snapped in Jan 2009 for what ever was in it sure as h*ll hasn’t helped us
here in his land of unicorns and rainbows…….This is the dumbest human
to ever crap between a pair of niki shoes…..Everything this moron says or
does turns to crap and the more we sink into a abyss to the lower extent…
If Governor Palin decides to run for president she would bet this moron by
double digits and any other republican candidate could win over this jackass
at this time…..
Palin / West 2012
Is that why I couldn’t remember where he put his birth certificate or college transcripts?
GRIZZ says:
June 17, 2011 at 5:14 pm
I bet her snatch is like a steel trap
Hell, more like opening a window and trying to screw the world.
Foghorn Leghorn: Mind like a steel trap…full of mice!
doesn’t she have to pack for a vacation?
I wish his nuts were in a steel trap at least he would be thinking about something other that BULLSHIT!!
I’ll bet one memory his steel trap mind tries to forget is the sight of his naked furry bigfoot wife doing a mating dance. Heyyyyooooooh!
“Forgive my intrusion, but fine as those sentiments sound
Little has changed for us peasants down here on the ground
I hate to sound childish, ungrateful, I don’t like to moan
But do you now represent anyone’s cause but your own?”
–from “Evita”
“Barack Has A Memory Like A Steel Trap”…
Oh yeah? So do we mo fos and we’ll remember in November 2013.
Is it just me or does anyone else feel like vomiting when I see pictures of those two getting all googly eyed at each other? Fuck it makes me sick to my stomach.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! A memory like a steel trap? That’s funny, Michelle. You’ll kill ‘em during Wookie Night at The Improv.
The guy can’t even take a shit without his teleprompter.
So will the voters in 2012.
2012
I guess he has the rare combination of a photographic memory and anterograde amnesia, thus necessitating the TOTUS.
Does remember how he got 3 Sicial Security numbers?
@Proud Infidel says: The guy can’t even take a shit without his teleprompter.
Gald Dang thats funny. and true too!
Easy to explain this praise – he’s likely the smartest guy she ever boffed, to her he’s a friggin’ genius.
Steal Crap , there I fixed it. D.C. mob won’t leave us table scraps, while they got all the cash from our “Lockbox”. I wish there was a steel trap.
On Monday the female grifter Mooch heads to Africa with her kids, mom and a niece and nephew. Another vacation on the backs of struggling Americans.
As an example I want israel to go back to it’s 67borders
no wait 67 borders are a starting point
no wait again I want the 67 border again
or
us gov’t sends us guns to Mexico
no wait ” we never did that ” (paraphrase )
A memory like a steel trap?
I certainly hope so. I hope he’ll remember for the rest of his life how the American people totally rejected his plans for their country.
I hope he will remember for rest of his life how, when push came to shove, people who ‘worked for a living’ could have cared less the color of his skin. Rather they were more interested in his competence to guide the nation and empower the economy.
I hope he will remember for the rest of his life how the only people who supported him to the end were immature anarchist deadbeats, union thugs and entitlement junkies.
I hope he will remember for the rest of his life how he is looked upon with total disdain by the Muslim community as a weak leader; even his friends scorn his ability to lead.
Lastly, I hope he’ll have a chance to do all this remembering in a nice drab prison cell in a maxi-prison somewhere in the heartland of America – and he lives a very long and useless life….remembering.
lying bitch
It’s easy to say that, when your standard line is that’s not the _______ I know.
peedoffamerican says:
The Moose snatch…
Hell, more like opening a window and trying to screw the world.
Or, as we so eloquently put around here…
Like fuckin your coat sleeve.
And he’s sharp as a tack.
http://tinyurl.com/3ptn96v
Ovomit does have a mind like a steel trap….one that is rusted shut!!
Michelle Obama: “Barack Has A Memory Like A Steel Trap”…
…….that’s already sprung !
THATS WHY THEY MADE ”RAT TRAPS! WE NEED 2 IN THE WHITE HOUSE?
Debbie Wasseman Shulz has a mouth like a steel trap. So cute.
He has a mind like a steal trap. all rusty and busted
I have trapped, and I know it has been said up above. A feaking steel trap has an open bottom! And expect them to use that if it comes up.
Yeah…a FUCKING mouse trap!
My tribute to the ’80′s….
GAG ME WITH A SPOON!!!
It will be interesting to see a narcissist remember everything he has lied about. He is coming apart at the seams,losing his cabinet,going down,down,down. Can’t wait to see him in an orange jumpsuit.
Prolly a repeat, but hey, I just got here…
“Like a steel trap” As in “rusty, and illegal in 28 states”
ba-dum ching! Remember, tip your servers!
How well does that steel trap work when you remind him that as a Senator, he called the raising of the debt ceiling a failure of leadership, but when he’s POTUS it’s a lifesaving measure?
Sure, champ. Steel trap.
I’ll bet that steel trap remembers every sermon he heard given by Jerimiah Wright too.
In his brief stint as a US Senator he voted present 168 times because he was told to do so, not on his own volition…that was the plan given to him – no plan until they gave him the plan. Call it for what it is—he is a complete and utter failure with absolutely no poise , unable to take any criticisim, void of critical thought and zero ability to charter a course if it hits resistance…to put it mildly Michelle…you and he are perfect together…two imposters living large and living a lie that is closing in the both of you. If anyone were to ever allow him to speak without a teleprompter it is absolutely embarrassing–bar none he is the most hideous president ever…that is the truth and I take no pleasure in stating that–PERIOD
You may be able to fool a few but the many are wide awake and rising…the only trap out there is the one that was set by this den of thieves, habitual liars, the complicit media, our pathetic goats in acedemia and Islam…your problem—we did not take the bait and are currently gathering to peacefully dismantle your trap. Whether you stand down ( I say you will double down) or try to further surpress us is your call. Enjoy your time at the WH because you are temporary inhabitants—WE THE PEOPLE will never stand down—NEVER
One more thought First Lady, steel has no memory—it is rigid with no capacity for abstract thought…yes, you are correct
And the balls of a nine-year-old school girl.
He “prays” at night. SATAN only accepts CONTRACTS.
Why doesn’t someone ask Obuma how many billions = a trillion ? I don’t think he knows.
“See, what you all need to know…” Rude to tell “folks” what they “need” to know, do or whatever. And what’s with this “folks” all the time? Who says that hillbillies? Or are they just get’in down with us folks?
And why does Barry drop his “g’s” all the time? Odd for an ivy league grad. Oh I forgot, he got into the ivy league after Percy Sutton wrote that recommendation for him (despite the fact he didn’t even know Obama).
And correct, her speech is non-nonsensical, and all that about work’in so hard so late, give me a break. Probably watching TV or golf’in most of the time or laugh’in about us folks.
And did you see Jon Stewart’s hilarious riff this week on Obama fly’in to Puerto Rico for just 4 hours (isn’t that causing global warm’in and wast’in fuel and $$?); instead of just go’in to the Puerto Rican Day parade in NY? And his fake Spanish accent P-U-E-RRR-T-O RRR-I-C-O that became Porto Rico 8 minutes in, and his trying to get down with some Spanish he couldn’t even read or say correctly that took 3 minutes to get out. Hysterical, try You-Tub’in it.
Did you know if your father is a Muslim, you are one too? And there is no conversion out of it.
That picture of him with the teleprompter talking to a room full of grade schoolers and teachers is friggin hilarious. The guy can’t even ad lib a little while talking to a room full of children??! Geez what a useless dipshit we have for president.
Oh my! Not another lie. Make my want to say “A Big Good-Bye To You Michele”!
A note to the prosecution at his up coming trial. “Barack has a memory like a steel trap,” “He has a gift in that way, able to retain information.” There should be no problem then with “I can’t recall” or “I don’t remember.” Your going down asshole you and your thieving wife. With all the rope you’ve been given you’ll be able to hang that whole rat pack of yours.
The Organisation of the Islamic Conference has 57 states…he probably just gets this country mixed up with them…
As for a steel trap, I somewhat agree…every time he starts talking, I’d be willing to chew off my leg to get away…
You cannot believe how this whole administration is in total disarray. I’ll have more later after the squabbling has died down a bit.
“Barack Has A Memory Like A Steel Trap”…
Or, like a lying drunk:
Barack the drunken Obama
http://lamecherry.blogspot.com/2011/06/barack-drunken-obama.html
excerpts:
“In doing a search then for “beer Obama” over a half dozen photographs appeared in different locations. This does not include wine, cocktails or hard liquor in which no search was done, and which flow abundantly at the constant Obama parties and first dates.
When Mr. Obama made a fool of hisself with the Queen in which even liberals like Jake Tapper found it all bizarre, perhaps it is not Obama’s brain in dysfunctional mode, but perhaps it is Barack Obama the alcoholic having memory lapses due to too much drinking….
If one follows the schedule of Mr. Obama, there are endless dinners he is having where wine is served and he is toasting and being toasted. His entertainment nights are non stop, where once again cocktails are served with toasting the performers and he is being toasted. Then there is his golf where once again beer is the traditional last round. Vacations once again which Mr. Obama is on nonstop are the home of sundowners, followed by more drinking.
The patterns are there in Barack Obama has crossed the line into being an alcoholic. He requires an intervention, as this is nothing to joke about, as he has chemical addiction problems with cigarettes and has his infamous “joint” smoking photos in which it reveals he hides behind the reefer to give him courage as he has no self esteem. Mr. Obama is now hiding behind pints and quarts to give him courage and show the world he is just like them and can handle the booze.”
I think she meant to say sand trap..
Larry Sinclair said that Barry has a steel trap for an anus…
samsonite
So do I bitch. 2012 can’t get here soon enough.
disbarred Chewbacka tells us dumbo is smart?
fuck you people in the WH
You sure she didn’t mean to say Sand trap?
He developed those skills traveling all 57 states and speaking with corpsemen and giving asthmatics a breathalyzer.
Obama’s got his number one bitch out working the streets for him.