Liberal Deity Al Gore Says Arizona Wildfires, Mississippi River Flooding Result Of Global Warming…
Everyone panic, we’re all going to die!
(The Hill) — Former Vice President Al Gore is sounding the alarm about climate change and extreme weather, pointing to the recent floods along the Mississippi River, drought in Texas and wildfires in Arizona.
In a keynote address at the Games for Change Festival Monday in New York City, Gore pointed to a slew of extreme weather events in the United States and around the world. He raised concerns about the wildfires in Arizona and drought in Texas, as well as the recent flooding along the Mississippi River.
“Today, the biggest fire in the history of the state of Arizona is spreading to New Mexico. Today, the biggest flood in the history of the Mississippi River Valley is under way right now,” Gore said.
“At what point is there a moment where we say, ‘Oh, we ought to do something about this?’”
Posted by ZIP on Tuesday, June 21, 2011, at 2:22 pm | 
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This asshole is like ‘zits’ on a teenager,…….you start to wonder if they’ll ever disappear.
JFC please take this man away, preferably off the planet earth.
Give it up, Al. You lose.
P.S. Go fuk urself.
Al is a monsoon of moronism.
The more panic this leaking methane balloon spreads, the richer he gets. He needs to be stuffed down a volcano, if he could fit.
I blame global warming for my fantastic garden this year and for the unusual amount of feed growing in the pastures. Thank God for Global Warming!
Well well well. Ah do buhleev Reverend Al (temple of Gaia) is a playin’ upawn ourah FEARS!!!!
Can he back up the claim of the “biggest flood in the history of the Mississippi River valley”?
No better than he can back up his assertions that man is responsible for every weather phenomenon today.
Al-Ghur got a D in Natural Sciences at Harvard, remember. The irreducible complexities of meteorology, geology, oceanography et al are all well within his grasp…
And one cannot ever doubt his mastery of physics, chemistry, and biology…
“At what point is there a moment where we say, ‘Oh, we ought to do something about this?’”
He’s right- can someone go jab a harpoon in this narwhale’s chakra?
OH NOEZ QUICK KILL ALL HUMANS SO WE QUIT EMITTING CARBON DIOXIDE SO THE ONLY THINGS LEFT ON EARTH ARE PLANTS WHO…STILL GIVE OFF…CARBON DIOXIDE…except in larger quantities.
Blueridge, he blamed it on George W. Bush (and I say that in all seriousness).
CRAZED SEX POODLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, I could not resist……..
I am pretty sure that the Mississippi has flooded many times before you and your buddies hopped on the GlowBull Warming Hay Ride.
In rough numbers, 96% of CO2 is naturally occurring, leaving 4% of CO2 to be man-made. The entire GW premise is absurd. If we cut our emissions in half and went back to the stone age, we would only effect 2%. So a temperature rise of 5 degrees @ 2% is 0.1 degree max we could ever possible affect at a cost of trillions. Hmmm?
This man is such a lying gasbag.
Climate change is a natural event that has been going on since the planet formed and an atmosphere was created.
For the amount of non sequitor blame going to Global Warming, it must really be code for George W Bush. No one has asked, but is the third initial of Global Warming a B….
If not, I’m sure there is a decoder ring or a magic 8 ball to determine which one a mindless lefty should choose.
Example
“I’m constipated, which do I blame: climate change or George W Bush?”
@Hammer
Can you find me a source for that? It’s incredibly convenient that you posted that because me and two of my friends are in a global warming debate against some of our liberal friends over on Facebook and that goes hand-in-hand with what we’ve been saying.
We are saying why don’t we do something about Al Gore. Scaring children, shame on him.
Blueridge Patrirot-
No, Al did not blame his divorce on global warming…he blames it on Tipper for listening to the satanic messages hidden on Ozzy Osborne albums only to be heard if played backwards at a different speed.
Isn’t it a hoot that these same “progressive liberals” came up with that shit when Slick Willie was bilking us raw and yet once Hip Hop came out where a bunch of douche bag losers jump around holding their pants up with one hand while voicing primordial tribal chants promoting killing, violence, female degradation, drugs and whatever other anti-social rhetoric they think is cool for the day is met with muted silence and even called art? Oh, how we have evolved…
The Progressive is a creature that is nearly defined to entirety by its mastery of hypocrisy and deceit!
CO2 is a fertilizer. Think about it….
Gore: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
EPA: Stop with the hot CO2 already.
Man-bear-pig.
He looks like he’s trying to reset his faulty brain.
Douche.
Gore you LIE.
Over growth and epa not allowing forest thining is the cause of the out of control fires in AZ.
I am amazed that the Grand Dorkmeister Algore has made hundreds of millions of bucks spewing bullscat, with no end in sight. Even more amazing that there are bizillions of useful idiots/greenie weenies worshiping this charlatan. But then, Jim Jones had his followers, until they decided to kill themselves, and their children.
Only a complete lib-fucking-tard like the Goreacle could believe that 2 extremes of FIRE and WATER could be the result of a singular, mythological source.
Gore… put your brain back in that lockbox… you have run out of use for it.
Try again tool.
If you want all the news about climate to crush enviroMENTALists go to
http://www.wattsupwiththat.com
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the flooding is because of all the damn snow from the “Glowbull Warming” super cold snowy winter…
Al Gore is slime..
Papa whisky…
I believe a fertilizer would be made of a compound containing a Phosphate or Nitrate…CO2 would be what makes the tiny bubbles in my beer and CH4 would be the tiny bubbles I make in my hot tub….
‘At what point is there a moment where we say, ‘Oh, we ought to do something about this?’’.. we ought to do something about those hordes of illegal aliens and drug smugglers starting fires in Arizona and the Army Corps of Engineers protecting nexting birds on riverbanks then releasing a trillion gallons of dam water to flood towns and farms.. yeah we ought to do something about those man made catastrophes.
Hey Al, today is the Summer Solstice…..I blame global warming.
Since it is glaringly obvious that the Great Goddess Gaia of the Planet Earth and her mate the Great God Global Warming are really, really pissed, how about we sacrifice their self appointed High Priest, Fat Albert Gore, and toss his corrupt, greedy flaccid ass into the nearest active volcano. That should appease them and at the same time drastically reduce those dreaded CO2 levels in the atmosphere.
Just think how close we came to having this hideously twisted creature as president.
Al Gore’s on to something. I now believe my poor golf scores are due to global warming. From now on, everything that I do wrong is also due to GW.
Monster Zero….
Yes, technically you’re right–and your example is quite funny! I was really making the statement in the most simplistic of terms–that CO2 is good for vegetation, and that plants need it to grow and construct their tissues. There are many studies showing the increased benefits of higher CO2 concentrations for plants–all other variables aside.
@SkySphere
Go here….
http://www.geocraft.com/WVFossils/greenhouse_data.html
Al is holding his head because inside is a hideous maelstrom of miasma.
Yea, when are you going to do something about it and get rid of osama obama!
I say we sue God to prevent him from sending these horrible earthquakes, floods and fires. Then again he’d probably retain Clarence Darrow and we’d lose.
Al, your desperation is showing – you thought you could fool all the people all the time, and we caught on to your scam, you evil poodle! Scared you’re gonna lose all that money you have invested in “green” everything, huh? We HOPE so!
The Climafia, headed by egore, strike again! “It’s “global warming”, I’m telling you- it’s a fact. Wait, wait, now it’s “climate change”. Oh no, wrong again- now it’s “severe weather events.” That’s my final answer- for now.
Uhhh, Houston,…….. Al Gore has another problem……..
“Forget the Science; Is Al Gore’s Accusation of Skeptic Climate Scientists a Hoax?” http://www.redstate.com/russellc/2011/06/15/forget-the-science-is-al-gores-accusation-of-skeptic-climate-scientists-a-hoax/
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