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Michelle Obama Says Barack “Pouty” He Couldn’t Go With Family To South Africa…

He’ll console himself on the golf course.

(ABC News) — First lady Michelle Obama visited Nelson Mandela on the first day of her trip to South Africa today and told one greeter that her husband was “pouty” that he couldn’t come along.

The first lady’s weeklong trip to South Africa and Botswana began with a meeting with one of the three wives of South African President Jacob Zuma. During her stop at the president’s official residence in Pretoria she was greeted by Nompumelelo Ntuli-Zuma.

Nic Dawes, the editor of South Africa’s Mail and Guardian newspaper, tweeted that he shook the first lady’s hand and wrote: “Michelle Obama certainly convinced the dignitaries she is excited to be here, and said her husband is ‘pouty’ that he isn’t.”

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23 comments
  1. Bunker says:
    June 21, 2011 at 10:19 am

    Pretty sure we could find a crate to express ship his ass to Africa..one way.

  2. Despising the Left says:
    June 21, 2011 at 10:19 am

    Cant wait to see the Kenyan pouting in November 2012.

  3. 3rd Option says:
    June 21, 2011 at 10:26 am

    Nah, he’s pouting ’cause his fisting buddy Kevin “moose in my caboose” Jennings has quit.

  4. Junius says:
    June 21, 2011 at 10:31 am

    Munchelle didn’t realize that Obuttma wasn’t pouting but was exercising his mouth in preparation for the sausage parties he will be having at the Half White House with his play pals Kal Penn and Reggie “Spoons” Love. As the saying goes “While the she devil is away the man boys will play”.

  5. Lourdes says:
    June 21, 2011 at 10:41 am

    So many insinuations, so little time.

  6. Daddy-O says:
    June 21, 2011 at 10:46 am

    Yep. A true sign of a leader.

  7. PC says:
    June 21, 2011 at 10:51 am

    Did Barack send his illegal Aunt Pitooty back with the caravan? Did he send a gift basket back to his brother that lives in the hut?

  8. Smokey says:
    June 21, 2011 at 10:57 am

    Bull shit!! He’s on the phone with Weiner now making contacts……….

  9. Smokey says:
    June 21, 2011 at 10:59 am

    Btw Zip….I’ll take 3 T shirts (WZ) , one in each color, green, blue and the new yellow…..size XL

  10. sjh says:
    June 21, 2011 at 11:02 am

    Only douchebags pout.

  11. Vinny says:
    June 21, 2011 at 11:15 am

    Ringgggggggggggg. “So Weiner, the old fashion plug is out of the country again, how do get those photos on the net.?”

  12. P.O.A. says:
    June 21, 2011 at 11:34 am

    Yeah right this fruit is happy his beard is away. I have this weird feeling Obama is homo or is bisexual and someday we will all know the truth. Someday all kinds of weird shit about Obarfy and Meeechelle is going to come out. The man is a creepy weirdo and his media fluffers can hide his weirdness for ever.

  13. Templar223 says:
    June 21, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    Under islam, it’s okay to have homosexual relations with other men (or boys), so long as you don’t fall in love with them.

    So, there you go! All is well.

    Just wait until Thursday night! Obama and friends will pull a train on some muzzie’s sphincter.

  14. Noelegy says:
    June 21, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    What a weird and inappropriate way for the First Lady to refer to the President.

  15. No Shame says:
    June 21, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    Why didn’t the monkey go? Don’t they have golf courses in Africa?

  16. obama says:
    June 21, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    Damn Im glad that bitch is outta town.

    And that Santeria chicken foot waving mother of her’s too.

    Think Ill use my ass as a house for wayward boys while their gone.

  17. theyellowbear says:
    June 21, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    Well, I know a LOT of Americans that are “pouty” that he is here with us…

  18. Larry7 (prev. just Larry) says:
    June 21, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    “Barack “Pouty” He Couldn’t Go With Family To South Africa…”
    Don’t worry, he’s had “his people” keep in touch with Kenya:

    Kenya probed claim Obama born in Africa
    Internal intelligence reports indicate government investigation
    By Jerome R. Corsi
    http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=303053

    excerpts:

    “An “interim report” by the NSIS [National Security Intelligence Service] issued in September 2008 “concludes that a birth certificate in the name of Barack Hussein Obama may have been issued” in Kenya “but to confirm this would require a further thorough joint investigation” by the NSIS and Kenya’s Central Intelligence Department, or CID….”

    Emmanuel Kisombe, the permanent secretary in the Ministry for Immigration and Registration of Persons….[in] his Oct. 22, 2008, letter to Simon Karanja Gatiba, director of the Criminal Investigation Department, indicated an investigation into the possibility Obama was born in Kenya was instigated at the level of the Kenyan Cabinet…:

    “We have instructions from the Head of Civil Service and Secretary to the Cabinet carrying out directions of the Cabinet sub-committee on Security and Foreign Relations to investigate and report on efficacy of reports that Senator Barack Obama, the Democratic Party aspirant in the United States could be Kenyan-born.”

    Kisombe said the Kenyan government investigation was prompted by “numerous intelligence reports that [Obama] might have been born in Mombasa at the Lady Grigg Maternity Wing of the Coast Provincial Hospital.”

    Kisombe noted that the Kenyan government’s inability to find Obama birth records was not conclusive, because “the information we in the ministry have is that some documents have been removed by unknown persons at unknown dates or are missing from birth registry records thus denting the prospects of uncovering the facts of this matter….”

    NSIS reports also refer to birth “records of interest” at the Lady Grigg Maternity Unit at the Coast Provincial General Hospital in Mombasa:

    “For instance, we noticed several alterations and quite a number of insertions that were irregular. Generally, the records bear no alterations and if there were, a certificate of alteration has to be issued against the alteration by the birth records office at the Mombasa district commissioner’s office.”

    The NSIS investigators said they found 79 illegal alterations or insertions at the Lady Grigg Maternity Unit between June 1, 1960 and Dec. 31, 1961.”
    _______
    According to TheConservativeMonster, Kenya is the #6 recipient of US foreign aid. Yeah, Kenya. I wonder why.

  19. PC says:
    June 21, 2011 at 2:57 pm

    @Noelegy

    “What a weird and inappropriate way for the First Lady to refer to the President.”

    Did you miss when he was running for POTUS and Michelle said that in the morning Barack was stinky and snorey?

  20. Sam Sewell says:
    June 21, 2011 at 6:32 pm

    Do you think that the birth document released by Obama on April 27th put an end to speculation about Obama’s ineligibility?

    In a Gallup Poll taken May 5-8, 47% of those surveyed — less than a majority — say they believe the president was “definitely” born in the United States

    http://thesteadydrip.blogspot.com/2011/06/do-you-think-that-birth-document.html

  21. So What says:
    June 21, 2011 at 6:46 pm

    Lord help me. I get this vision of Valrie Jarrett in leather, fishnets spike heels riding Barky wearing a g string with a dog collar complete with spikes. and nipple clamps. ewwwwwwwwww im sorry he was pouting cause he COULDNT GO? He is as happy as. …..oh never mind

  22. Turbo says:
    June 21, 2011 at 7:08 pm

    “Ecstatic” is probably more like it. Time away from the Bitter Half. Maybe Tony Weiner can hook a brotha up while she’s away?

    Can they make plans to stay permanently? BHO would make a fine leader of say, N Sudan. Or he can hang with Raila Odinga?

  23. Lurvelymomma says:
    June 21, 2011 at 8:38 pm

    Michelle seems a little fakey and testies today. A little fatty, too.

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