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Bachmann Derangement Syndrome Takes A Turn For The Worse: She’s A “Religious Zealot Whose Brain Is A Raging Electrical Storm Of Divine Visions And Paranoid Delusions”…

Rolling Stone’s Matt Taibbi:

. . . Bachmann is a religious zealot whose brain is a raging electrical storm of divine visions and paranoid delusions. She believes that the Chinese are plotting to replace the dollar bill, that light bulbs are killing our dogs and cats, and that God personally chose her to become both an IRS attorney who would spend years hounding taxpayers and a raging anti-tax Tea Party crusader against big government. She kicked off her unofficial presidential campaign in New Hampshire, by mistakenly declaring it the birthplace of the American Revolution. “It’s your state that fired the shot that was heard around the world!” she gushed. “You are the state of Lexington and Concord, you started the battle for liberty right here in your backyard.”

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47 comments
  1. Chicken_Shitte says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:03 am

    Can you smell the acrid scent of fear in the air?

  2. Jimmy Page says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:05 am

    I am not a Bachmann fan (for president) but Matt Taibi like Andrew Sullivan has an intense hatred and fear of women.

  3. Stephana says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:08 am

    Hilarious. Some people could ignore Palin Derangement syndrome. But now that they are starting to include Michelle, it is showing up as libtard mental illness syndrome. They are opening many peoples eyes.

  4. Larry7 (prev. just Larry) says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:12 am

    This from the same Communist rag that just gave 7000 words to their god, the Goracle.

  5. AYFKM? says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:12 am

    BDS is preferable to Taibbi’s PMS

  6. vagabond trader says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:15 am

    Yeah yeah, we know the drill.R women are dumb. Hussein is fckn brilliant, he speaks fluent Austrian, wanted to join the Navy to become a corpseman, has visited at least 57 states, and has made his exceptional talent of reading teleprompter worthy of a Nobel Prize.

  7. Hening says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:17 am

    This is how the Liberals define the war for the election and I hope that the opposition to Obama is bringing out the heavy artillery. This is all they got, along with the most dismal record of anyone that ever was elected president to defend.

    No quarter, no compromise, unconditional victory in 2012.

  8. Ma Kettle says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:18 am

    Aren’t the people working for Rolling Stone, working out of their rooms at the Assisted Living Facilities? Rock n’ Roll has been in a coma for quite sometime.

  9. big-pete says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:19 am

    Typical leftist screed. Yawn.

  10. Ren Hoek says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:19 am

    Rolling Stone stoners rising like floaters in the toilet.

  11. Fishy Commentator says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:25 am

    I would rather have Bachman as President than the two Mormons (Romeny or Huntaman). Most people don’t know that Joseph Smith Jr., the Profit of the Latter Days Saints (Mormons) had political ambitions to be the President of the USA too. Why do you suppose that is? Most Americans are ignorant of the history of Joseph Smith Jr and the Mormon Church, it’s an ignorance that could be lethal.

  12. Max & Eric says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:26 am

    And so it Starts…..Again, I make myself feel better by trying to contact these losers and I enjoy telling them what I think about them. A small victory in my mind.

  13. deez says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:26 am

    They forgot to add that she has an even more annoying voice than Palin.

    The New Hampshire gaffe was the nail in her coffin–there’s no denying the “idiot” label now. A Republican candidate can’t make a single mistake like that.

  14. lawn lizard says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Yep they sound senile at RS, I’ll give Taibbi a break this time cause i think he might be bi polar.

  15. StrangernFiction says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:31 am

    If we can’t separate ourselves from the Left, we will either destroy them or they will destroy us (of course they will destroy themselves as well).

    My money is on the latter.

  16. Deacon says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:35 am

    The LIBS are worried! ROTFLMAO!

    We’re coming!

  17. RecoveringAtheist says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Don Imus loves this guy. ‘Nuff said.

  18. arby says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:41 am

    Everybody knows that Concord she was referring to is in one of the other 56 states and not New Hampshire… /sarc off

  19. Trialdog says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:43 am

    Don’t be so hard on Taibbi, just that little portion of his hate filled paranoid screed probably took a couple hours to draft. It takes a long time to look up bilious words in the Rolodex he shares with Matthews and Olbermann.

  20. Zoot says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:57 am

    The homos are afraid of women.

  21. jwyatt03 says:
    June 22, 2011 at 11:58 am

    Why pay any attention to this guy. Wasn’t he arrested a few years ago for beating his wife? I think he was also caught dealing in child porn.

  22. Philip_Daniel says:
    June 22, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    To quote Tertullian…

    “If the Tiber rises so high it floods the walls, or the Nile so low it doesn’t flood the fields, if the earth opens, or the heavens don’t, if there is famine, if there is plague, instantly the howl goes up, “The Christians to the lion!”"

    And I say this as a “heathen”! Christians are demonized, but Muslimeen are raised to sainthood.

  23. MADgirl91 says:
    June 22, 2011 at 12:07 pm

    Hey, what ever happened to those Palin e-mails? Anyone? Colmes? Maher?

  24. Andy says:
    June 22, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    Who is that moron and why would I (or any American) care what he says?

    Let us know when 50,000 news outlets hire day laborers to scour his email, because I’m not sure where his inflated sense of self importances comes from.

    The article reads like a 10th grade honors english assignment to write something colorful and provocative, so I’m guessing his teacher, Mrs Landorph, (who is also an Obama supporter) will give him an A?

  25. WesternGal says:
    June 22, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    It would be nice to see a plan, any plan, from the Democrats – guess they’ve given up that pretense. Only thing left is to attack anyone and everyone – brings to mind “sticks and stones”.

    God bless America, Israel, our troops and fellow humans.

  26. Alabama Mike says:
    June 22, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    Yeah, it was one of them other 57 states, wasn’t it?

  27. Susan says:
    June 22, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    How soon will Rockefeller Republicans Ed Rollins, Michael Steele, Charles Krauthammer, Karl Rove etc etc go from saying Bachmann is the “next-in-line” and “the working woman’s Palin” to she is “unelectable” with “too much baggage”?

    And how many Conservatives will buy these Rockefeller Republicans pernacious lie?

  28. Susan says:
    June 22, 2011 at 12:35 pm

    I will not raise my voice in defense of Michele Bachmann;she hired Rino-maker Ed Rollins whose goal is to divide Tea Party Conservative America.

    Bachmann will have to rely on the Rockefeller Republicians to defend her however she should know by now that Rockefeller Republicans detest Conservative America and will let her die by this agit-propaganda lie.

  29. muffler says:
    June 22, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    Phillip Daniel:

    And the Christian’s learned so well from being victimized that they later used the same method on the Jews. Yeah History is full of hard truths.

  30. Larry7 (prev. just Larry) says:
    June 22, 2011 at 12:46 pm

    Good points, Susan.

  31. Bwb says:
    June 22, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    @Vagabond
    -here, here.

    I mean, she didn’t ramble a toast to the Queen of England or anything. She didn’t give an Ipod with her own speeches as a gift. You damn bitter clingers better get it in your heads that Kid Zero is here to stay. He says he couldn’t imagine more than two terms, but things change, don’t they?

    Oh, and BTW the Chinese would LOVE to replace the US dollar with the Yuan as the global currency, you asshole.

  32. Tammy Terrell says:
    June 22, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    This is how the libs treat women they don’t like. No civility, just cruelty and sarcasm for strong women who don’t bow to their idealogy. Shameful!

  33. Philip_Daniel says:
    June 22, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    “And the Christian’s learned so well from being victimized that they later used the same method on the Jews. Yeah History is full of hard truths.”

    Christianity has a miserable record when it comes to antisemitism. I should know, I’m of Jewish ancestry, despite being skeptical of religion. Some of my ancestors were dhimmis, so I’m very much aware of the antisemitism rife within Islam as well.

  34. stacy says:
    June 22, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    She may believe in Christianity, and the american economy; but is there anything wrong with that? Consider Michelle Obama who had not believed in america until just a few years ago “when she said she ” was proud to be an american for the first time”. At least Bachman never hated her country and was ashamed of it, living here in the states her whole life like the other candidate who lived in indonesia, Obama. Consider too that he has more religious zealot friends, he sympathies with who goes out of his way to bow to governments in pubic that are run by Muslims, such governments make it a crime to practice any other religion. Obama supports the muslim brotherhood and their notion that Palestine should take the land the jewish people have developed. Consider Obama wants us all to ride donkeys like the musilms of old, since he refuses to allow oil companies to drill,and is actively trying to shut down coal production in the us which would power electric cars, as it is more than alf the nations electricity comes from coal, and I don’t see bachman touting stupid ideas that somehow we can cover every square mile in the us with Chinese propellers and power our communist made vehicles from obama’s general moters, whose employees all will enjoy waiting in line behind all the illegal immigrants for their guaranteed obama care.

  35. Proud Infidel says:
    June 22, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    I have to confess I’m having watching “progressives” freak out and go utterly full-cruise bozo over Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman.

    “Tammy Terrell says:

    This is how the libs treat women they don’t like. No civility, just cruelty and sarcasm for strong women who don’t bow to their idealogy. Shameful!”

    Right on, Tammy. It’s an amazing thing to watch. If Sarah Palin decides to run for the Presidency the libs are going to go certifiably insane. No lie is too vile or despicable when it comes to destroying conservative women. They truly have no shame.

    As a conservative, I’m proud we have such great women on our side.

  36. revparadigm says:
    June 22, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    Philip_Daniel says:
    June 22, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    “And the Christian’s learned so well from being victimized that they later used the same method on the Jews. Yeah History is full of hard truths.”

    Christianity has a miserable record when it comes to antisemitism. I should know, I’m of Jewish ancestry, despite being skeptical of religion. Some of my ancestors were dhimmis, so I’m very much aware of the antisemitism rife within Islam as well.

    Careful labeling anything that comes down the pipe as “Christianity”. Please examine the New Testament vs. the Quran. If someone claiming to be a Christian hates Jews, I would take them to the task of trying to reconcile that with the fact that Jesus was born a Jew, the entire NT was written by Jews…and NT scripture commands gentile believers to honor & support Jews. Oh and BTW still calls Jews God’s chosen people. Sorry no wiggle room supposed Christ imitators to loath the very source of their belief system.

    The Quran institutionalizes hatred of Jews by it’s teachings & actions of Muhammad in the Hadith. Enough said.

    Concerning this bizarre hatred of Bachmann. This hatred obviously has spiritual roots, how it oozes from every sentence they puke out. It seems quite similar to how they hate Palin…coincidentally another self confessed born again Christian.

    “In him was life; and the life was the light of men. And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.”
    John 1:4-5

    Anybody reflecting the light of Jesus becomes a instant target for these darkness dwellers.

  37. Sven says:
    June 22, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    “We’re coming!”

    Let’s not be premature.

  38. Rocketman says:
    June 22, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    @ revparadigm

    Well said! The more they espouse their faith, the more they will be vilified. The darkened heart hates the Prince of Peace and is frightened of him.

  39. model217 says:
    June 22, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    I haven’t seen anyone reading a Rolling Stone mag since the 70′s.

  40. Xerocky says:
    June 22, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    Yeah, nobody reads RS anymore. And this is the type of far left poop yr pants kind of fear mongering that they’ve always done.

  41. Noelegy says:
    June 22, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    RS sucks because rock music sucks and has done so for two decades, at least. They have no good music to write about, so they have to plunge the depths of what passes for edgy journalism.

  42. timb says:
    June 22, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    “Oh, and BTW the Chinese would LOVE to replace the US dollar with the Yuan as the global currency, you asshole.”

    Uh, yeah, but the dollar inside the US, which is what her legislation was about.

    Weird how many of you folks are willing to vote for a former lawyer for the IRS who hears the voice of God.

    Modern Republicans: all victim all the time. Attack Michelle Bachman!?! I love her even more.

  43. Lurvelymomma says:
    June 22, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    Oh good! More free filler for my cat box.

  44. MUSLIMANIA says:
    June 22, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    Taibi is a moose-limb name!

    Gee…go figure!

  45. billy says:
    June 22, 2011 at 6:57 pm

    dope smoking commie hippy freaks

  46. Art Morris says:
    June 22, 2011 at 7:45 pm

    You can actually SMELL the fear in these articles. We are gonna win so HUGE in 2012. I just hope its not to late.

  47. Lightwave says:
    June 22, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    They are 100% terrified of her if they are already green-lighting the Matt Taibbi hit piece 17 months before the election. Michele Bachmann will be either the next President or VP of the United States, and will have a Republican Congress, I say that with 100% certainty.

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