Democrats Doing Their Best To Elevate The Discourse Of American Politics, Ask Donors To “Make John Boehner Cry”…
I can think of a few ways to make Obama cry — for starters we could take away his golf clubs.
(Politico) — The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee is circulating a fundraising pitch asking donors to “Make John Boehner Cry.”
“We all know it doesn’t take much to make Speaker Boehner get teary-eyed. But let’s give him something to really cry about,” writes DCCC Executive Director Robby Mook in the solicitation. “Just 24 hours from now marks the first mid-year Federal Election Commission (FEC) deadline of the 2012 campaign.”
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We all know it doesn’t take much to make Speaker Boehner get teary-eyed. But let’s give him something to really cry about.
Just 24 hours from now marks the first mid-year Federal Election Commission (FEC) deadline of the 2012 campaign.
This deadline is so huge that just last week Boehner announced he’s transferring $1 million of his own Big-Oil-tainted funds to our Republican counterparts to give the false impression that they are the ones with the momentum at this critical benchmark.
We can’t let this stand.
We absolutely must exceed Boehner’s cash infusion with over $1 million in grass-roots support of our own. But we need your help immediately.
Posted by ZIP on Wednesday, June 29, 2011, at 5:26 pm | 
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Assholes.
They know no low.
AW HELLS TO THE NO MOFO…I been waitin fo MY gobint check ALL week…Iz gots to gets my 40′s on and see ALL MY bitches beefo you alz gets any of MY money !!!
demonicrats constantly talk out their mouth and their ass. I can’t tell the difference cause it the same bunch of commie rat bastards.
I love Big Oil tainted funds. They smell like………… victory.
What a stupid gimic. Can’t they come up with something better than that? They’re the brains of this country after all!
I have a great idea. Let’s raise taxes on luxury yachts. That should work. Then we could raise taxes on corporate jets. Just saying. What, that was tried and crashed the yacht industry? It will work this time. I promise.
I can think of a few ways to make Obama cry, for starters we could take away his golf clubs.
Or we could shove them up his………..never mind.
I think it’s kinda funny.
Boehner is a crier and it makes me ill. Maybe he’ll learn to buck up and act like freakin’ man.
They wouldn’t be having the damn fundraiser if JB acted like steely spined Rep.
If this debt ceiling deal falls apart for the Dems and the Reps get out there and message this to death…then I’ll change my mind. Until then… we’ll be mocked till the cows come home.
We need Michelle Bachmann to run the house. She’d kick ass!
The Democrats every motivation for action is a feeling they have. They act on drama alone. They don’t know what empirical evidence is, nor do they have any use for it.
For them, leadership is the coordinated movement from one crisis to the next. The job of a leader is to manufacture just the right crisis for each situation.
The last thing they want is for the cows in the herd to start thinking and acting for their own reasons.
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This gives Washerwomen-shultz something to do since she was told by the Dems to STFU after taking ownership of the economy.
They have to “try” to make Boehner cry. I figured he did it constantly over important things like:
-running out of creme for the coffee
-spongebob cartoon ending
-pelosi looking at him funny
He KNOW he does not cry when:
-lying to conservatives
-breaking his budget promise
-breaking his promise to stop obamacare
“…take away his golf clubs.”
I’d be far more inclined to go for his balls and his bag……
This looks like scraping the bottom of the barrel to me. The fund-raiser, I mean. Boehner could man up a lot more, for sure–goes without saying–but this looks like third-graders trying to elect a class president. Or maybe first-graders (I don’t want to insult kids in the third grade).
Truth hurts, he’s a wus.
@Katy
“They wouldn’t be having the damn fundraiser if JB acted like steely spined Rep.”
Hopefully, you don’t really believe that… Hopefully, it was a type-0 and you meant to say they “would” be having the damn fundraiser if JB acted etc, etc.
Democrats have fundraisers based on mocking the pattern in a Republican’s tie or whether Sara Palin shops at K-Mart.
We should put up a Botox Meter for Nancy, or a Weiner Meter, or a Pant’s on Fire Meter for Obama.
Awwwww…..how can Democrats portray this old softie as evil.
That’s like kicking a puppy.
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Meh. Boehner crying was weird. This is a far cry from what the Left is capable of stooping to. To wit, I saw a guy wearing a “Palin is a C***” (apostophes mine) strolling through a shopping mall in Boston yesterday.
if he cant suck it up and control his emotions then hes fair game, maybe he could borrow a set from palin or bachman.
Yet another reason why the republicans should have looked for a better leader than boener.
While the left can find any reason to ridicule anyone, this guy hands it to them on a silver platter.
Desperate, juvenile, groveling, shameless.
Democratic fundraiser.
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@gastorgrab says:
June 29, 2011 at 6:03 pm
The Democrats every motivation for action is a feeling they have. They act on drama alone. They don’t know what empirical evidence is, nor do they have any use for it.
For them, leadership is the coordinated movement from one crisis to the next. The job of a leader is to manufacture just the right crisis for each situation.
You got that right!