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John Kerry (D-Frankenstein): “I Would Have Been A Good President, Maybe Even A Great One”…

A legend in his own mind.

(The Hill) — Former presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) thinks he could have done a good job leading the country.

“I would have been a good president,” he said Wednesday on “Imus in the Morning.” “Maybe even a great one.”

Kerry stopped short of agreeing with host Don Imus’s assertion that a President Kerry would have been “better than the guy we have now.”

Kerry, who ran against incumbent George W. Bush in 2004, also touched on the current debt crisis facing the U.S.

President Obama is not in trouble “yet” on the economy, Kerry said.

“We have to get the deficit on the track where people see the revenue and expenditure lines coming together instead of separating and going apart,” he said.

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42 comments
  1. Pendog says:
    June 29, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    Bitter, party of one.

  2. ohiochili says:
    June 29, 2011 at 4:06 pm

    Rejection is a bummer.
    Enjoy your Walter Mitty fantasies.

  3. smoke fire says:
    June 29, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    A mind is a terrible thing to make up.

  4. Despising the Left says:
    June 29, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    When you release your DD214, then call us.

  5. night of the red diaper doper babies says:
    June 29, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    Heinz Kerry would give Kaptain Kenya a run for his money in the epic failure department.

  6. oshortbus says:
    June 29, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    He could be a dimocrat preznit, he avoided paying the most taxes.

  7. david v says:
    June 29, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    I bet he sleeps with plastic sheets. he’s a wet dreamer.

  8. kansas says:
    June 29, 2011 at 4:27 pm

    Compared to Captain Bullshit he might be right.

  9. Sniffy Pop, Tuna Scented Popcorn says:
    June 29, 2011 at 4:31 pm

    I wish him the best.

    Just like many mentally challenged individuals, they live in a state of bliss, so they are unable to comprehend reality. That is why they always seem very happy.

    Have nice day John.

  10. JCM says:
    June 29, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    Seeing as you started you public career confessing to dereliction of duty, sure anything you say.

  11. lillie a me says:
    June 29, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    A LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND a fucking idiot in everyone elses except for the demonicrats.

  12. No Shame says:
    June 29, 2011 at 4:45 pm

    If ever there was a dishonorable vet it is John Kerry. He and Hanoi Jane have bloody hands.

  13. pre-Boomer Marine brat says:
    June 29, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    He was, and remains, a traitor.

  14. Diamond Girl says:
    June 29, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    In his dreams!

  15. model217 says:
    June 29, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    I could have been somebody….But I’m just a bum…with a one way ticket to palookaville. Yeah right.

  16. Dana says:
    June 29, 2011 at 4:57 pm

    “I coulda been a contendah!”

  17. gastorgrab says:
    June 29, 2011 at 5:11 pm

    I tend to believe that the earth ‘WOULD HAVE EXPLODED’ if John Kerry had been president.

    *But only as long as wild, unsubstantiated speculation, is allowed.
    .

  18. Katherine says:
    June 29, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    “We have to get the deficit on the track where people see the revenue and expenditure lines coming together instead of separating and going apart,” he said.”

    They never get it……..that we get it. We know their plans are to continue spending, and taxing to cover their spending until there’s no income left that doesn’t belong to the government. And presto, Communism…

  19. vector1960 says:
    June 29, 2011 at 5:19 pm

    Dubious claim at best.Bitter naval officer, war protester, lib senator, tax dodger, all qualifications for a democratic candidate. Thank God, the voters did not elect him.

  20. 11b10 says:
    June 29, 2011 at 5:19 pm

    Lurch go away….. You are way past your expiration date.

  21. S. Wolf says:
    June 29, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    ‘the revenue and expenditure lines’.. it’s not revenue, Heinz boy.. it’s taxation as in taxation without representation is tyranny.. and it’s not expenditure, it’s deficit spending as in excessive debt is tyranny..

  22. 24Klady says:
    June 29, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    Oohwee, time for a cold shower. On second thought, there are only some things you can wash off. Water doesn’t cleanse loss of integrity, honor, and hatred of country.

  23. Jeff says:
    June 29, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    He sure does look a lot like Frankenstein on that picture!

  24. B-Line says:
    June 29, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    Hubris, thy name is Kerry.

    Or, in other words,

    Hubris, thy name is democrat.

  25. nevergiveup says:
    June 29, 2011 at 5:29 pm

    President Obama is not in trouble “yet” on the economy, Kerry said.

    That’s rich coming from a guy who married into mega money! Does he even balance a checking account or is he given an allowance?

  26. czekmark says:
    June 29, 2011 at 5:31 pm

    If Kerry was president during 9/11, he still be hiding under his bed wetting himself of course.

  27. lillie a me says:
    June 29, 2011 at 5:48 pm

    you’ll have to excuse johnathon he bumped his head making phony vietnam war hero movies and he’s been even more delusional ever since. It must be the family inbreding.

  28. lillie a me says:
    June 29, 2011 at 5:49 pm

    you’ll have to excuse johnathon he bumped his head making phony vietnam war hero movies and he’s been even more delusional ever since. It must be the family inbreding. He had an aunt marry a tom cat.

  29. BonelessChuck says:
    June 29, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    you rang ?

  30. BigJake says:
    June 29, 2011 at 6:10 pm

    Kerry, taxes …. you remember them? The things YOU did not want to pay by parking your boat in another state … remember?

  31. barbedwhyer says:
    June 29, 2011 at 6:25 pm

    Like ten-year-old Stilton cheese, the beloved aroma has turned the corner
    into a downright stink. Kerry…please leave the room.

  32. Lurvelymomma says:
    June 29, 2011 at 6:26 pm

    But, but we could have had Terrrrrezzzzzzza for our first lady!

  33. barbedwhyer says:
    June 29, 2011 at 6:36 pm

    J. F. “Can I get me a huntin’ license?” Kerry descends from his fantasy
    world to clue in the unwashed. Pockets full of Ketchup packets, and not
    one dollop of integrity. Terry must cringe each night when this slug
    slithers up the bedpost to turn in.

  34. barbedwhyer says:
    June 29, 2011 at 6:37 pm

    …..or to “report for marital duty”.

  35. OddCitizen says:
    June 29, 2011 at 6:39 pm

    How did this turd get elected? John Kerry is a disgrace, a liar and a traitor. See my expanded comments in: http://OddCitizen.com/?p=432

  36. TKRC says:
    June 29, 2011 at 6:41 pm

    top 5 favorite quotes by John Kerry.

    5) I served in Vietnam. Did you know that?
    4) Pardon me sir… do you have any Grey Poupon?
    3) Let them eat cake!
    2) I am God’s vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.

    Oh wait, #2 is from Kanye West. My mistake. I get Kerry and Kanye confused so often. And now, my #1 favorite quote from the former junior senator from Massachusetts…

    1) Don’t you know who I am?

  37. texray says:
    June 29, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    yea, live that dream lurch,
    live off ur wife like a good lil frankenstien

  38. Monster Zero says:
    June 29, 2011 at 9:11 pm

    Kerry is so full of himself and delusional that it is humorous to watch, what a clueless dolt!

  39. Sentinel says:
    June 29, 2011 at 9:17 pm

    No, you would have been a good Herman Munster when Fred Gwynne retired, but alas the show was canceled before you got the call. Another wasted life.

  40. ed357 says:
    June 29, 2011 at 9:41 pm

    N0……….

    DR00PY D0G…………

    You would have been like……………

    ZER0 LITE.

  41. BlueSky says:
    June 29, 2011 at 10:25 pm

    Just A Gigolo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIX8gI21jGw

    Was in a Paris cafe that first I found him
    He was a Frenchman, a hero of the war
    But war was over
    And here’s how peace had crowned him
    A few cheap medals to wear and nothing more
    Now every night in the same cafe he shows up
    And as he strolls by ladies hear him say
    If you admire me, hire me
    A gigolo who knew a better day

    Just a gigolo, everywhere I go
    People know the part I’m playing
    Paid for every dance
    Selling each romance
    Every night some heart betraying
    There will come a day
    Youth will pass away
    Then what will they say about me
    When the end comes I know
    They’ll say just a gigolo
    As life goes on without me

    Just a gigolo, everywhere I go
    People know the part I’m playing
    Paid for every dance
    Selling each romance
    Every night some heart betraying
    There will come a day
    Youth will pass away
    Then what will they say about me
    When the end comes I know
    They’ll say just a gigolo
    As life goes on without me

  42. jerrytheman says:
    June 30, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    Lurch remembering things that didn’t happen, delusional leftist idiots.

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