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Oopsie: The Smartest President In The History Of The World Got The Age Of His Own Daughter Wrong…

Bachmann and Palin are ripped apart by the media for even the slightest of gaffes, something tells me Obama will get a pass on this one. Call it a hunch.

(Politico) — President Obama, who has expressed his fears about his daughter Malia becoming a teenager next month, is apparently dreading her birthday so much that for a brief moment on Wednesday, he thought she had already turned 13.

At a press conference at the White House, Obama suggested that his daughters, who “generally finish their homework a day ahead of time,” could serve as role models for members of Congress.

“Malia’s 13, Sasha’s 10,” the president said, even though 12-year-old Malia still has a few days to go until her July 4 birthday. “It is impressive. They don’t wait until the night before. They’re not pulling all-nighters. They’re 13 and 10.”

In a recent interview on “Good Morning America,” Obama expressed his anxieties about Malia’s upcoming birthday. “I’m not anticipating complete mayhem for the next four or five years, but I understand teenage-hood is complicated,” Obama said.

“I should also point out that I have men with guns that surround them often, and a great incentive for running for reelection is that it means they never get in the car with a boy who had a beer, and that’s a pretty good thing,” he added.

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33 comments
  1. sheepdog says:
    June 29, 2011 at 11:29 pm

    I swear to god i can’t feckin read about this feckin arsehole president without gagging mt guts out anymore!! The way the So called Mainstreammedia covers for this guy is unfeckin beliavable!!
    Are liberals that hard up that logic and reason are out of the picture?

  2. bitterclinger says:
    June 29, 2011 at 11:31 pm

    Hey, 57 states, a non-existent 13-yr-old kid, what’s a little brain damage? Is it that weirdo scar he has on the back of his scrawny melon or did all the brain cells bail out of his jug ears because of all the dope he did?

  3. Sylvia says:
    June 29, 2011 at 11:32 pm

    The alleged President likely has a fake family too. If those kids are from Central Casting, it’s no wonder he can’t remember their ages. But just think of those résumés!

    BTW, where are their baby pictures? Pictures of them as toddlers with Michelle and Barry? How about those infamous Baptismal photos at the Rev. Wright’s so-called Church?

    Maybe Soros didn’t cover all his bases.

  4. nevergiveup says:
    June 29, 2011 at 11:35 pm

    Guess the girls learned from their parents what not to do in regards to their work ethic. Hopefully they are learning to tell the truth.

  5. GM Car of the Future says:
    June 29, 2011 at 11:40 pm

    Would anyone here be surprised if this “Family” is totally staged?
    His background is faked, why not this?

    :roll:

  6. John03 says:
    June 29, 2011 at 11:41 pm

    All that father’s day garbage on him about what a wonderful father he is and he doesn’t even know how old she is. Hmmm 13….that was probably his golf score on the 5th hole.

  7. Maggie says:
    June 29, 2011 at 11:49 pm

    Just like a lefty …

    Always inflating the numbers.

  8. Rocketman says:
    June 29, 2011 at 11:55 pm

    What happened to his photographic memory Michelle was telling us about?????

  9. savagette says:
    June 29, 2011 at 11:58 pm

    You’d think a clue that she hadn’t had her birthday yet would be that we, um haven’t celebrated the Fourth of July yet… we know he doesn’t care about that holiday per se, but you’d think he’d at least notice that the special time in July when he gets to golf on both a Sunday AND a Monday hadn’t happened yet.

  10. ConMan says:
    June 30, 2011 at 12:16 am

    “If you know you have to do something, just do it.”

    You mean like the Democratic congress passing a budget?

  11. Axel says:
    June 30, 2011 at 12:24 am

    No Name it says page is gone?

  12. Redwine says:
    June 30, 2011 at 12:25 am

    I’m not so sure they’re his kids. (Her kids – yep – not his.) What loving father spends every weekend on the golf course? He doesn’t know much about these kids. Remember, during the health care debate, he gave one version about how one of the kids supposedly got very sick and Bitchelle gave a different version of the same story.

  13. steve says:
    June 30, 2011 at 12:35 am

    “I should also point out that I have men with guns that surround them often, and a great incentive for running for reelection is that it means they never get in the car with a boy who had a beer, and that’s a pretty good thing,” he added.

    No – We the taxpayers GIVE you the men with guns. And one of the reasons he wants a second term is to keep them?

    Arrogant prick!

  14. Spurwing Plover says:
    June 30, 2011 at 12:36 am

    I can imagine if this was some GOP politician every birdcage linner and parrots toilet and the talking zombies would be on it for weeks like the way they treated DAN QUAYLE for mispelling PATATO and cheneys hunting accedent the feeding frenzie of the media sharks althou its a insult to sharks and vultures to compare them to these rotten journalists

  15. ironmaiden says:
    June 30, 2011 at 1:08 am

    You know, the sheer number of ridiculous gaffes he’s been making and the fact that he and the wife are apart all the time, are making me wonder.

  16. tfl says:
    June 30, 2011 at 1:28 am

    God I love this site.
    Dumbest….. people….. ever!

  17. reality says:
    June 30, 2011 at 2:25 am

    tfl

    “Dumb ‘ is offensive to those without speech. But sure -speech challenged folk are very welcome on this site.

  18. Teri says:
    June 30, 2011 at 3:17 am

    Unlike your mother who was SIXTEEN when your pedophile alcoholic “father”/sperm donor started banging her.

  19. soxfan4life says:
    June 30, 2011 at 3:21 am

    Never mind that, what did Palin or Bachmann say?/

  20. Paul @ Fitness Assessment says:
    June 30, 2011 at 5:02 am

    jeez, but to be fair sometimes i forget my own age….

  21. soxfan4life says:
    June 30, 2011 at 5:11 am

    Paul @ Fitness Assessment says:
    June 30, 2011 at 5:02 am

    jeez, but to be fair sometimes i forget my own age….

    But you are not the smartest President ever. The problem with being billed as brilliant, or running on hope and change, is you have nowhere to go but down. The only unknown factor is how fast the trip will be.

  22. Emudude says:
    June 30, 2011 at 6:00 am

    I keep telling everyone that these 2 are not his kids. They were assigned to him by George Soros and the DNC to give the Appearance to the American People that he is a Family Man. What Father doesn’t know the Age of his 2 daughters? Someone that really isn’t the Father, that’s who. I do believe that Moochelle is his wife though. It is purely a Marriage for Political Reasons. She saw an opportunity in Chicago to marry someone that would become a State Senator and she went for it. When Obama became senator for Illinois (i.e. Chicago), here salary went from 45k per year to 350k per year. I wonder how much she gets paid being first lady. I wonder how much her mother makes being the official Nanny.

  23. JeffreyB says:
    June 30, 2011 at 6:51 am

    “I should also point out that I have men with guns that surround them often,…… but I plan to strip you citizen lowlifes of those same protections which guns afford through various and sundry backdoor gun control schemes, such as the failed and deadly ATF Operation Fast & Furious. All of you may want to find yourselves a couple of sharp sticks……Suckas!”

  24. ThomNJ says:
    June 30, 2011 at 8:13 am

    @No Name – I have always maintained that obama sr was not barryboy’s father, and I had suspected it was Frank Marshal Davis….but I have to say, that presentation and the photos next to Malcolm X are the closest I have seen. Does barryboy look like Malcolm X – you betcha.

  25. Jimco says:
    June 30, 2011 at 8:54 am

    In an interview with CNN concerning H1N1 vaccinations, he called Malia Maya. He doesn’t even know their names.

  26. Lightwave says:
    June 30, 2011 at 9:28 am

    You know, if I were African-American, I’d be furious at this buffoon. He’s set African-Americans back decades with his ignorance and stupidity. Certainly every black politician from here on out in America will be asked “But are they even smarter than Obama?”

    And I have to shake my head and reply “You brought this on yourselves, with the nation’s first black President being a complete moron, far more stupid than Bush supposedly was.”

    As long as the nation’s voters recall this fool, no black politician will ever be taken seriously again.

  27. KornKing says:
    June 30, 2011 at 9:32 am

    Look for the press to be all over this tonight

  28. annie p says:
    June 30, 2011 at 10:38 am

    Seriously, as much as I despise Obama and everything he stands for, if my kids are only a few days away from their birthday, I go ahead and give the age of that birthday. BFD.

    I give him a pass for this, but all those references to jets yesterday is tedious. My husband and I have worked hard all of our lives, fall above the magical $250k per year, but I have no damn jet? Is this an entitlement? I WANT MY JET!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Kevin T. Keith says:
    June 30, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Seriously? He said his daughter is 13 when in fact she’ll be 13 in 6 days – and you have an article about that? This means something to you?

    Your life is a tremendous disappointment, isn’t it?

  30. fubar says:
    June 30, 2011 at 11:05 am

    @Kevin T. Keith

    but it’s okay when the left dissects each and every word that a conservative says, right?

    backtracking to find some kind of inference of stupidity or error because it MUST be wrong ?

  31. commieobamie says:
    June 30, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    Women and girls are less than goats to islamo moslims.

  32. .. says:
    June 30, 2011 at 6:29 pm

    What is with his references to his daughters and sex? It’s freaking creepy. Remember when he “told” the Jonas brothers not to get any ideas about them?

  33. EJO says:
    June 30, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    This is without a doubt a huge embarrassment for this poor little girl, and the country.

    Rounding up his daughter’s age. Saying she is 13 years old, when she is only 12.99 years old is extremely horrible.

    Ohhhh the shame! The agony!

    This reminds me of when I overheard my father telling the neighbor that I was 6 feet tall when I knew damn well I was only 71, and 7/8′s inches.

    I was so heart broken. So humiliated. It took me almost six whole minutes to get over it.

    So here’s my plan. Let’s all get together, and make a big; big deal about this.

    Let’s teach this commie bastard; this lousy father; this terrible President; a lesson he’ll never forget.

    Let’s make him rue the day; the moment; he decided to say such a terrible thing.

    He will surely think twice before he attempts to round up anything, ever again.

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