Heartache: Obama Loses Key Golf Partner…
Via White House Dossier:
President Obama will lose one of his key golfing partners as Press Sherpa Ben Finkenbinder leaves the White House to join the campaign.
Ben is one of a handful of junior staffers who regularly hit the links with the president. Ben is a double loss to the president, since he’s also been seen shooting hoops with him.
His day job at the White House is basically to corral the press for various events and travel, which you can imagine, is not a simple job.
Posted by ZIP on Friday, July 1, 2011, at 1:35 pm | 
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So this drone is a tour guide for the press, travels on america’s dime, sucks up to big ears in the gym and on the course…..and it’s not simplr job?
Maybe he is trying to loosen the golf club adversely affecting his digestive tract.
Looks like Obama bin fartin.
How do you get a job like that? Sign me up! Golf Basket Ball and world wide travel , tough life.
It’s like we live in an alternate reality: crashing economy, $14 trillion deficit, 5 wars, and the White House focuses on golf.
Oh, boo hoo.
Man, are we screwed with this asshole in office.
Also heard this guy is a very special same sex companion of zer0 if you catch my drift.
So, does that mean barry and his lover will stop taking shower together?
Just how many boyfriends does our Fruit-in-Chief have? So far we know about Kal “Invert” Penn, Reggie “Spoons” Love and now Ben “Bendover” Finkenbinder. Just what the hell kind of name is Finkenbinder anyway? I’ll bet little Ben carries Obuttma’s smokes for him when they are out on the course too. Dear Leader likes a smoke after a tussle in the bushes.
I’m sure Boner twittered an emotional plea to the Hacker-in-Chief to “please, please, please, consider me.”
Yeah? Well, the NBA’s been locked out, so dial-up your little loser buddy Lebron and fly him in as your golf partner every weekend.
I’m sorry Ben and BOO broke up. They were such a cute couple and Ben looked adorable in his golf outfit. I’m sure it’s only temporary.
Here’s the hunk, Ben, on the left carrying BOO’s water:
http://media.nj.com/star-ledger/photo/9169534-essay.jpg
Obama looks like he belongs in Monty Python’s “Ministry of Silly Walks” sketch.
I thought BOO belonged in a Monty Python movie, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AarEc0KXJ5c
@Granny Jan: Now that’s funny, I don’t care what anyone says. His annoying ‘My Little Pony’ trot really grates on me.
@Pendog, we get a big laugh out of it. I have a blog devoted to it.
http://prancewithobama.blogspot.com/
When my husband wants to break me up he prances down the stairs like Obama holding his hands together.
His day job at the White House is basically to corral the press for various events and travel, which you can imagine, is not a simple job.
Especially when they’re on their knees with their mouths full.
Frankly i hope some bird steal all of obamas golfballs and drops them in a pond
So the Fink was a two sport ball washer… that’s gonna cost Zero a bunch to backfill that “position”.
Is that a long scar running down the back of his right leg? Certainly looks like one.
The more time this “president” is on the golf course, the less he’s screwing it up. Barry, please hurry up and replace that one golf partner with 5 more.