Wave Goodbye: Obama’s Record-Breaking Golf Streak Ends at 13 Weeks

Completely worthless.

(White House Dossier) — One of the great streaks in the history of sports came to an end today after President Obama cancelled a golf outing at the last minute this morning, apparently out of concern over threatening skies.

It now appears golf will not be rescheduled for later today.

Obama had gone golfing 13 weekends in row, at least once every weekend since all the way back to April 3.

Obama went golfing twice last weekend, bringing his total number of outings to 75 as president, including 17 trips to the links this year.

That he missed golf on a three day weekend is truly a stunning development. The sports and political worlds are in a deep state of shock.

Well, you know, it’s surprising anyway.

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31 comments
  1. Maynard says:

    Probably still played with his balls.

  2. John Difool says:

    That gave him more time to pursue his other favorite sport………destroying the country.

  3. alikat says:

    OMG I’m so sick of looking at that person, hearing about that person, I’m considering shaving my wrists!!!

  4. nevergiveup says:

    13 is my new lucky number! LOL

  5. Natural Born says:

    Barry has graduated from flipping the bird to flipping his birdies at the public.

  6. serfer62 says:

    It was unexpectidly cancelled

  7. Know Your Enemy says:

    Methinks teh ghey…

  8. Michael Moon says:

    So freaking tone-deaf. The people of this country are about as down as they’ve ever been, and as disgusted with their government as they’ve ever been, and his response is to play golf every freaking weekend and lecture us about how we have to up our game. Phuq him.

  9. DMTyler says:

    I pray to God several times a day that BHO is afforded the opportunity to play golf all day every day as a private citizen come January 2013.

  10. tommysixscrs says:

    @DMTyler says, spot on bro. Hope America wakes up and soon

  11. Sniffy Pop, Tuna Scented Popcorn says:

    The Middle East is on fire, our economy on the way down and he has F—-ed Off a whole bunch of time.

    Just beautiful.

    What a committed guy.

    I honestly hope that he lives to be about 300 years old, so he can see the ramifications of his reckless squandering.

    Long live the King!

  12. tina says:

    ILLEGAL PIECE OF SHIT-

  13. barbedwhyer says:

    He’s (part) black, and made it to the equivalent of the Apollo in Harlem.
    He’ll hold on with his fingernails to stay in the circle of power, influence,
    and sheer LUXURY. He’s banking on white guilt to keep him on top.
    What got him there…..may be “gone with the wind”, or so I’m hoping.
    It’s clear he has been an ethno-social experiment gone horribly wrong.

  14. m beth says:

    Ah, once again, Israeli Zippers is against Free Speech.

    Take care.

  15. sb says:

    Wait! Wasn’t today his daughter’s 13th birthday? barry was going to go off and play 5 hours of golf on his daughter’s 13th birthday? Didn’t barry just say that raising his daughters was his most important task in life? I am really confused now……

  16. Maggie says:

    What’s up with Barry and Michelle going bra-less in the summer?

  17. Joe says:

    I guess as long as it doesn’t interfere with him or his schedule in anyway whatsoever then raising the daughters is the most important.

  18. Spurwing Plover says:

    I sure hope it was a thunderstorm with lots of lightning

  19. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    If July 4th is Malia’s real birth date,
    then I’m sitting on Jimmy Hoffa’s face right now.

    Wait…

  20. GM Car of the Future says:

    It will take an authentic Birth Certificate to convince me that Malia is actually Obama’s daughter and that July 4th is her birthday. His entire CV is fiction; why not a scripted “family” too…with “patriotic” talking points where needed.

    The USA is now a Theater of the Absurd. :-(

  21. Swedish lady says:

    I am beginning to wonder about this mans family life. The job, the campaigning , the golfing ,the parties, the travelling, where is his family life ? Something is not right here, is the mother in law still living in the White House ? As a woman I can sense that there is something fake about it all….Who is this man ????

  22. Andy Sharia says:

    @Swedish lady : The kids are from central casting.

  23. Katherine says:

    I finally realized why the congressional Republicans can’t effectively deal with “The Dicktator”. It’s because they can’t conceive of a man so completely lacking in any redeeming values whatsoever. A man, who has no moral compass. A man, who is a bottomless pit of dishonesty and self-adulation.
    A lazy, well-disguised, manipulative man who spent the majority of his life banking on white guilt and black liberation ideology.

    Obama is without parallel in American Politics. For example, there is no way that someone like Maxine Waters or Van Jones could ever hide what they are. And even they have a direction, a belief system, even if it is sick and twisted. Even Hitler was married to his vision of the thousand year reich. But Obama has no such boundaries, no defining points, no belief in anything other than himself and his staggering ego.

    The true definition of a tyrant.

  24. reality says:

    Malia does not look to be just 13. 14 at the least.

  25. No Shame says:

    If my wife was Michelle (God forbid) I’d be out on the golf course 7 days a week.

  26. Pendog says:

    Don’t worry too much about that streak, he’ll go twice this week to make up for it.

  27. BlueSky says:

    I bet he did golf.

    Earlier reports placed Obama & Fam in Camp David over the weekend. Camp David is located in Catoctin Mountain Park, Maryland, which was restricted during his July 1-3 visit:

    http://www.nps.gov/cato/index.htm

    A First Look: World’s Most Exclusive Golf Course

    At his Camp David retreat, President Eisenhower pursues his favorite sport on a unique four-hole, one-green layout

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1069413/index.htm

  28. fubar says:

    >Who is this man ????

    some surmise he is Judas Iscariot – the traitor who brought Jesus to his enemies for execution..

    modern day ‘man of lawlessness’ he sure has shown his disregard for laws as they apply to “others” but not himself or his administration

  29. BlueSky says:

    How restricted was Catoctin Mountain Park/Camp David over the holiday weekend?:

    Fighter Jet Intercepts Small Plane Approaching Camp David while Obama is There
    Sunday, July 3rd 2011, 4:18 PM

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/07/03/2011-07-03_fighter_jet_intercepts_small_plane_approaching_camp_david_while_obama_is_there.html

  30. Tom says:

    Reminds me of the old joke…
    .

    “Are those two kids twins?”

    “No, they’re 13 and 10. Why”

    “You mean you f~~~ed that ugly woman TWICE!?!”

    :-)

  31. woody says:

    Wonder if he owns a fiddle…