Kate’s “Marilyn moment” in Calgary
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Posted by Brian O’Connor on Saturday, July 9, 2011, at 4:30 pm | 
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I’d like to turn a few cameras on these reporters now and then, maybe camp out on their lawns, publish pictures of them in their boxers or without makeup. I don’t imagine they’d like how it feels.
Filthy pervs, nothing better to report on so you have to go with an up the skirt cam?
“Despite her quick efforts, the wayward wind revealed the leggy royal brunette was wearing a thong beneath her frock.”
Well, at LEAST … duh!
They’re just jealous, Kate.
Ha.. The Daily Mail had the same picture a few days ago only they must have painted yellow panties on her … Guess she is a thong kind of girl or nothing?
Thank goodness it wasn’t our Wookie!
Looks like Kate not only married an ex-commando, she likes going commando…..
As long as it is not the queen mum……I’ll look.
Looks kinda like the Dutchess is going commando
Since nobody else said it – NICE ASS!
Why does this couple look like they are ‘Middle-aged Kids’?
She is a pretty girl….yes, but they both give the impression that they are past their expiration date.
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@ nevergiveup
Thank God it wasn’t Helen Thomas.
I propose that we ban Difool over that last comment.
It was absolutely disgusting.
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@gastorgrab
LMAO, sorry, here’s some brain-bleach for you to get that offending image out of your head.
http://www.memecenter.com/uploaded/1937ab8f41054d877d15a56c395bdb086.jpg
That the prettiest Yellow dress evah. Nice hair and shoes also. did i leave anything out. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ( ! )
@ Difool
Nurse! Eye bleach, stat!
wow nice bum
@ Les
See above below gastor’s last comment. Plenty of eye-bleach for you there too.
@Ed
I bet she hears queen mum. I heard the Queen actually wears weights sown into her dresses! Queen mum is ticked!
Oh no, a royal tush!
I didn’t think that those people had one.
John Difool says:
July 9, 2011 at 4:42 pm
(…commando…)
I don’t care what anyone says, that’s a good post!
@ John Difool
Thank God it wasn’t Helen Thomas.
Or Hillary Clinton….
I have to say, Kate is a doll, with camera on 24/7 this kind of pic is inevitable. To bad folks don’t have respect and not print them.
Thong live the queen!
@Zcat
…and thank goodness it wasn’t the Queen. Yikes!
Good thing most of our women on the left wear pantsuits!
THIS is why William has such hatred for the papaRATS…. He blames all of them for his mother’s death.
This’ll take little sis Pippa off their front pages for a bit.
I agree with “design czar” and “uncivil & right.” You guys got nothing better to do? I quit browsing other news websites because of this kind of thing, and it looks like I’ll have to go elsewhere again. I want the news–if I want to ogle, there are websites for that already.
Suspicions confirmed: Those nice legs go all the way to Disney World.
Thank you! Lovely.
Actually – the Queen Mum is dead. She was the Queen’s mother. The Queen is just The Queen.
And Kate has a nice rear. Sailign pretty close to lese majeste but hey.
Ain’t no thang.
http://tinyurl.com/ybzyjzd
She is nothing but skin and bones. ugh.
If they wanted both she and husband could be giant fatasses. Wonder how they stay so slim.
Oh and nice ass there milady.
So Kate is absolutely gorgeous with magnificent legs and a tuchus so firm you could use it to sharpen cutlery.
Big deal.
The British can only envy America’s favorite squeeze:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/mo_ugly.jpg
Sniffy Pop say’s Sniff Sniff!
@ Seth
OMG, MY EYES……. MY EYES !!!!
Nice, but I like petite – so… go figure.
@seth
that should have come with it’s own disclaimer. you owe me a new pair of eyes.
Les says:
July 9, 2011 at 4:57 pm
@ Difool
Nurse! Eye bleach, stat!
Fuck that, bring me the brain-douche !
Little higher and we might have got a wink……..
To caption Seth’s horrible picture above at his link:
WOOKIE WANT COOKIE !!
I wish photographers hadn’t released these photos…
and next time maybe she’ll check the weather to see if its windy and dress in a suit or something. or she can add tiny weights to her dress as the Queen mum does.
She’s a very skinny lady, very skinny. I wonder if she eats anything.
Obviously, the ‘cheeky bugger’ must be dining off of Michelle Obamas garden, to be so slender. By the way, remember, the sun never sets on the British empire’s ‘moon’!
I hear the property value in Calgary just shot way up.
Speaking of hot, Kate doesn’t have anything over this chick.
http://tinypic.com/r/25h0781/7
I’ve seen Marilyn Monroe and Kate is NO Marilyn!
I guess the days are long gone when ladies wore slips huh…
Her royal highness
+1 neversurrender and Kraang (It’s your Royal Highness, not milady)
She’ll be my Queen someday.
Speaking of hotter, no one compares to Samantha “Let’s Bomb Israel” Power:
http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/jocelynwildenstein-1.jpg
@Seth
Well to be fair, she does have to wake up next to Cass Sunstein every morning.
‘ello there you cheeky monkey, is that your bum?
I see a leg………
and Kate raises me a cheek…….
then a cat……..
then a donkey………..
and a cheek again..
You know who also exudes hotness?
The smartest gal ever to quadruple the budget deficit:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2684/4487771205_fb75eabc06.jpg
Seth !!!!! Remember:
Things which are SEEN cannot be UNSEEN—especially the Wookie!
“All skin and bones! Ugh!” says Mary as she crams another half dozen Ding Dongs into her gaping maw. (Just keep your hands away from her mouth when she’s eating and you’ll be okay!)
S’okay, darlin, “239 and feelin’ fine”, are we?
Interesting thing about my thoughts after viewing.
1. While my wife shares many of same assets as Kate, as her husband I think I would have my hands around the throats of the folks who took and then published the photos.
2. Ditto for my daughter.
3. Even if they didn’t my reaction would be the same.
4. Thankful they were not photos of the FLOUS. ( Oh the inhumanity)
5. Yet strangely, I find myself going back to “review” the photos over and over.
Then it dawns on me, Kate as most wives, dresses for her husband. Which means this is all ok with him.
Now, back to reviewing the news from Calgary!
“Standing on the corner watching Kate go by…” What better occupation is there?
Thank you, Kate…I always appreciate a cheek shot. And a nice one at that
In the interest of being merciful, I will now provide the only two known antidotes to having viewed Michelle Obama’s face:
http://snarkerati.com/celebrity-gossip/files/2009/09/salma_hayek_hissy_fit.jpg
A thing of beauty etc. Exquisite.
NICE!
@John Difool
That was pure evil dude. But, you made me look.
Cpl: Airy ain’t it?
Kate: What’d you expect, feathers?
Hey Kate that’s very nice darlin’. It could have been Camila’s wrinkled ass…… That would have put me off my feed…………………..
1. Beautiful legs/tushie.
2. Should never have been printed. >-(
3. Poor thing. Royal protocol forces her to wear the pantyhose. Otherwise it would have been perfect…Said one petite brunette about another.
4. Seth, you made me choke. Not in a good way. :-/
God I love the Monarchy! Rule Britannia!
I seem to remember a few photos similar to these of The Duke’s mother, Diana. Both are lovely ladies, and it is not as if the photos were posed.
Eyes front, soldier!!!
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
She is trying to get a Diana see thru skirt shot when the sun caught the outine of her legs . Its very sad to need to have to be your husband’s mother.
She really ought to wear a short formfitting slip under any light cotton dress. They come in lycra & cover underwear & smooth out the lumps -or bones in this case.
I hope she can get something to eat soon -its going to be a looong time waiting for the throne thing.
nevergiveup says:
July 9, 2011 at 4:40 pm
Thank goodness it wasn’t our Wookie!
Unless someone brings an IMAX camera to a FLOTUS event, that isn’t likely to happen.
And its humorous to discern the ladies in the comments from the pigs, I mean men.
She is trying to get a Diana see thru skirt shot when the sun caught the outine of her legs . Its very sad to need to have to be your husband’s mother.
Could be just me, but I don’t generally divine people’s motives. Somehow, though, I doubt it was nearly as psychologically complicated as you’re making it. I bet it was just…windy.
P.S. She is a beautiful woman – and as much as I wish the press would have had a little more decency here, I think she looks great.
@ Gastorgrab…”but they both give the impression that they are past their expiration date.” Perfect! Yes, they do.
Yeah, slips are a thing of the past.
I would like to hear the Queen’s comments….
NICE CHEEK Fine Lady, Shows you ARE ALL human. NICE BUTTOCK!!!!!(Just one cheek)I’ll HUSH now
As a woman with long legs, I can appreciate a thing of beauty. If you have it flaunt it!
lack of class to those who published these photos.
what looks like a nice morale booster for the troops has
turned into a chance for the media to show AGAIN that
they will stoop at nothing to get ANY story…
Her Royal Highnass!
God Shave The Queen!
London’s Bridge is Falling Down
Sumbody make that gurl a sammich!
Just waiting for the sextape with Ron Jeremy last year to be revealed.
Hmmm eye candy. Nice assets !
“Actually – the Queen Mum is dead.”
Well then….that would certainly made such a photo much much MUCH worse then, wouldn’t it? LOL
While Kate is no doubt mortified, it could’ve been much worse!
http://tgr.ph/l6d4kW
Cheeky Buggers!!
Maybe it’s all planned, like the see-through lingerie to first get his eye, like her mother persuading her to go to St. Andrews because of him in the first place? But if she’s that smart, why would she want people to see her ass? Why would she court a “sex” image? Why would she want to be Marilyn? That would mean she’s craftily manipulative, but ultimately, shallow? She could change the course of history without showing her ass? I would think that when you become a duchess/princess, if your mother did not teach you to dress properly, the ladies in waiting will? You’re a princess afterall. You gots to wonder about these things. So far William doesn’t seem too stupid though. I can’t think of one gaffe or public mistake he has made?
Why do photographers have to show these kinds of shots? They are rude and intrusive. Not to mention immature.
I can see Bevis and Butthead snickering “heh heh heh we saw her butt! heh heh heh”
He is a lucky man.
Dress/Skirt Slips need to be re-instated into the female dress code, they do serve a purpose.
Kate is obviously even dumber than the rest of the moronocracy to wear that getup in public on this sort of trip. Biggest question is why are we parading around these inbred idiots and acting like they’re celebrities? And Kate is awfully scrawny per the pictures. Maybe a sandwich would help.
AWESOME!! What a gorgeous, beautiful woman! Will is a very lucky man indeed.
….so was this whole episode supposed to be scandalous or something? Oh, stop the presses, the wind blows a chicks’ skirt over her head… BFD
Kate’s a cute lady, but she’s horribly thin. I don’t think its very becoming, unless you like touching bones etc… it’s almost like the poor lady is a stick figure.
You guys remind me of an incident that occurred back when Brittany kissed Madonna onstage. I had just walked in from work and my teenaged son’s friend
(who lived with us for a while) told me about it. I said, “Ugh, that’s disgusting” and he said, “No Mizz Bella, it’s a beautiful thing”. When I asked him if he would be okay with him if two guys were up on that stage kissing, he wrinkled up his nose and said, “Oooh, no; that’s just wrong!!” LOL
Guys and gals, I’m married to a 5′ 10″, 110 lb,” all legs” wife. I’m not bragging,well, maybe just alittle, but my point is, she eats like a horse! She eats at least 6 large meals a day! Sometimes a beer and half a pizza before bed! She burns it all off and has always been this way!
She owns a perennial nursery, and the 12 or 14 hour days she puts in this time of years, has her down to 105 lbs or less, with her “skinney” work jeans falling off her! Bottom line (no pun intended), metabolisms have alot more to do with weight than food intake!
Now that’ll cause a stampede!
I’m no gynocologist but I’ll take a look !!
Kate is a pretty girl, Wills a lucky guy and they seem to be very good for each other and for the royal family.
The fact that the wind gave us a little peek of her (cute) ass says nothing bad about either of them. It is just the good fortune (for us) of circumstatnce.
Justaguy says:
July 10, 2011 at 11:12 am
“I’m no gynocologist but I’ll take a look !!”
In the interest of medical science, of course.
It amazes me. How easily you guys are distracted.
I prefer blonde ladies. But, I must say that is nice looking lady the prince married. Good for him.
Breezy days and flowing skirts are a bad combo.
Kate was wearing nude pantyhose…in other pictures when she was in the wind, she had either a slip or a garment called “kittenpants”…which take the place of a slip. The day apparently wasn’t windy…the skirt was lifted by a helicopter near by. She’s a girl, after all. Many of us were naturally slender in our 20′s…not resorting to bulimia, etc. I love her good taste and fashion sense. Unlike The First Fat Ass, Grifter and WH Squatter, she knows quality and class.
…………All I can say is blow wind blow!!!!!!!!!!
……………All I can say is ……….blow wind blow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Thank goodness it wasn’t our Wookie!
That is very offensive. You should be ashamed of yourself. You misspelled Wookiee.
My Heavens, she is cheeky isn’t she!
I am inclined to agree that the media are swine everlasting and should be dealt with as the vermin they are.
I would also mention that if my neither regions were to accidentally exposed, I would hope that they would be a pleasant as Kate’s.
Beauty, for it’s own sake, is important in this world.
Hey, who’s Kate, anyway? She seems much more interesting than Monroe, whose blown-up pictures were made by RichardAvedon and THAT’s why they were so fine.
Now that is a butt. Worthy of Chive. Much in contrast to the Butt in the White House.