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(WHD) — An unusual thing for the president to do on a Sunday morning.

From the pool report:

President Barack Obama and the first family attended church at St. Johns church in washington sunday morning. Potus and the fam took advantage of a rare pleasant morning in DC and walked the block from the White House to the church for the 1030 service.

For the fashion conscious, the First Lady was wearing a sleaveless a dark purple dress, Malia wore what your pooler has been told was a lilac dress, while Sasha rocked a green dress. They entered St Johns at 1028.

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70 comments
  1. Sickofobama says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    Can you say phony?

  2. a former dem says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    Polling among christians must be plunging for President Turd.

  3. HungryMoose says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:06 pm

    Time to start gearing up for the election. Perception is everything.

  4. Libra says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    Socialism is worth a mass, says Barry.

  5. Bunker says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    @Sickofobama

    and we can tel by this phoniness that he’s trying to get the American people to go along with him by making him seem sincere and stuff (we know he isn’t by now).

    Setting up for another swipe at the Jews I bet. Or another Pro Muslim moment.

  6. Sniffy Pop Tuna Scented Popcorn says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    May be if he listened to the sermon, one could only hope that some morals, ethics and values may have been instilled.

    I am going out on a limb, but there is Hope he can Change.

  7. soxfan4life says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    What no golf today?

  8. BoilerDoc says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    pandering for us religous nuts votes no doubt.

  9. katy says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    It’s amazing that he thinks these ‘tricks’ still work in the year 2011.

    HA!!

  10. pork n beans says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    And at 10:29 St Johns smelled of sulphur.

  11. gastorgrab says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    “Socialism is worth a mass, says Barry.”

    ———

    Socialism provides it’s own moral order. It is both government AND spirituality.

    It’s gospel is ‘The Greater Good’.

    -

    “Our individual salvation depends on our collective salvation.”

    - Barack Obama
    .
    .

  12. Michael says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    Play golf or go to Church. Decisions, decisions, decisions.

    He must be completely irked that for a political perception gimmick, that he had to pick Church.

    Standby for another press conference telling us how much he prayed Sunday about debt ceiling.

    What a despicable scumbag, with my apologies to scumbags of course.

  13. Libra says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:17 pm

    Off the meds again, huh Gastrograb?

  14. riley2 says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    trolling for votes from the useful idiot crowd. Stalin would be proud

  15. Ma Kettle says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    ROTFLOL

    Commenter Boo : “Peas be with you”

  16. Chicken_Shitte says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    …walked the block from the White House to the church for the 1030 service.

    City crews were promptly called in to repair the cracks in the sidewalk were it was reportedly spewing fire and brimstone.

  17. tina says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    scrapin’ for votes-last time they did this,the church had a MUSLIM speaker

  18. uncivil & right says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    One of those co-exist liberation theology Jesus was a commie churches I assume.

  19. Rick says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    Slut!!! Anything for a vote, he would sell his sister for a vote.

  20. gastorgrab says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    :-) Maybe Barry just misread his teleprompter.

    He heard “religion”, “opiate”, and “masses”, and thought he’d better check it out.
    .

  21. Xavier says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    There are no atheists in a foxhole reelection campaign.

  22. arby says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    Strange. I don’t recall hearing about the golf courses @ Ft Belvoir or Andrews being closed today…

  23. a former dem says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:32 pm

    don’t know why y’all think president turd won’t be golfing… the afternoon is still there.

  24. commieobamie says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:33 pm

    Secret Service seen carrying four muti-colored prayer rugs laying them down towards Mecca.

  25. 86 says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    It looks good for publicity… you know, with reelection around the corner.

    At least they didn’t go to a kill whitey church like the one they went to for nearly 20 years where Barry claims to have never listened to a word Rev. Wright uttered.

  26. whthfk, says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    Must pretend we are God Fearing Christians, in order to get the Bible vote.
    Is there no one on his re-election campaign ballsy enough to tell him he is done, It’s over, your secret is out, the World knows you are nothing more then a hollow puppet being lead around by Sore-Ass, and the One World Order fools.

  27. 86 says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    He’s thinking his lip-service will be enough to get stupid, simple-minded Christians who are still clinging to their guns and Bibles to vote for him in 2012.

  28. Eric Hardy says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:50 pm

    I’m glad he went and took his family. I pray as commanded for my countries leaders. I pray all who read this post will too.

  29. mcnorman says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    Who is polling right now? Those two never show up to do anything unless they are going to be recipients of something.

  30. Axel says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    “Maybe Barry just misread his teleprompter.
    He heard “religion”, “opiate”, and “masses”, and thought he’d better check it out.”

    Gastrograb I don’t know what you do, but really, you should go on the comedy circuit!

  31. Sickofobama says:
    July 17, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    Eric Hardy:

    You are a better than I.

    I cannot ignore the destruction Obama has deliberately caused the U.S.A. and the world to pray for him.

    God won’t like it but I am a realist.

    Thanks for saying a prayer for me. I need it.

  32. Merrimac says:
    July 17, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    Cover your damn arms already MooseShell-and BO wear a goddang tie!

    Especially to church-no respect, none, nada, zilch

  33. Sickofobama says:
    July 17, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    Eric Hardy:

    That should be “better person than I.”

  34. ohio says:
    July 17, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    Praying Issa does not discover that he authorized gun walker.

  35. Katherine says:
    July 17, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    It’s funny, Obama sat in Rev. Wright’s church (of “hate whitey and God Damn America”) for twenty years and yet never heard one word of Wright’s blistering diatribes.

    Perhaps it is this *selective hearing* which allows Obama to perform a profane function (church photo-op), that would otherwise leave him in an epileptic fury which culminates in rolling on the floor and salivating like a dog.

  36. doobster says:
    July 17, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    At tomorrows press conference he will claim this was his Lincoln moment. Sorry Barry, I long ago stopped believing ANYTHING you say or do!

  37. rileywill says:
    July 17, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    in the cesspool of liberalism the brown turd has floated to the top.

  38. Rocketman says:
    July 17, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    Like Eric Hardy, I pray for our leaders. As for barry, I pray he fails at everything he does as his success would lead to the destruction of our God Fearing Nation.
    Amen

  39. Eric Hardy says:
    July 17, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    Sickofoboma says:
    Thanks for saying a prayer for me. I need it.

    We all do my friend…we all do.

  40. commieobamie says:
    July 17, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    #1) obama is NOT our leader!!! He is a LYING USURPER crimminal and deserves no respect or acknowledgement whatsoever. He is NOT the president, he IS a USURPER. An anti-American communist infiltrator for the SATANIC one world order with his SATANIC cult of islam. ALMIGHTY GOD does NOT want us to pray for such evil, only that the evil one repents or is removed.

  41. obama says:
    July 17, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    He’s trying to find out who this Job guy Piglosi keeps referring too

    He cant find it in “his” so called holy book

  42. Sickofobama says:
    July 17, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    obama:

    maybe he should be looking for “jobs” that 3 letter word Bite Me was talking about.

  43. HadEnough says:
    July 17, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    Did the fashion ass kissing media notice his prayer rug and the book he took with to read while services were ongoing………….and how much deeper up these assclown’s asses can this sick fashion media folks go…seriously…….These POS’s are Walmart fashion conscious is what they are….with an ass like her’s you couldn’t fit less than a tent over those hips………

  44. Max & Eric says:
    July 17, 2011 at 2:31 pm

    Just because he goes to church dosent make him a Christian, Satan himself goes to church every Sunday. Just goes to show what a low life he is. now if started talking about Jesus Christ being his lords and savior….. Then maybe I might cut him some slack, but first he would have to admit he used to be a Communist and a Muslem. AND would have to go to a Real Church. Instead of a political group that hides its insidous nature behind Jesus. I believe the Bible calls that being a whore. GOT IT BARRY, YOUR VERY NATURE OFFENDS ME.

  45. brain trust says:
    July 17, 2011 at 2:35 pm

    Yep, election season. Tomorrow he will probably be going to a pistol range. He figures all this will go a long ways for those of us who cling to their God and their guns.

  46. Sentinel says:
    July 17, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    He and fambly (sic) could pop over to the Vatican for a private sermon and there would be no opinion change on my part.

  47. sportinlife10 says:
    July 17, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    But WAIT! There’s more! Malia has her cellphone.

  48. Big Dawg says:
    July 17, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    Barack your approval rating is almost in the 30s, time you done the church
    thingy, shake some hands and kiss a few white babies….Michelle, you know
    i can’t stand those people, where’s my bro’s ?

  49. Smokey says:
    July 17, 2011 at 3:40 pm

    Go on back to the golf course you pathetic little man, God don’t really care that much about libs and commies…..

  50. Agent 99 says:
    July 17, 2011 at 3:42 pm

    B Hussein Obama Hates Israel!!!!

  51. Monica says:
    July 17, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    The only god he worships is his own craven image, he’s just using the Slime Stream Media to score cheap political points.

  52. Zcat says:
    July 17, 2011 at 4:57 pm

    Blast from the past:

    Everybody listen to me
    And return me my ship
    I’m your Captain, I’m your Captain
    Though I’m feeling mighty sick

    I’ve been lost now days uncounted
    And it’s months since I’ve seen home
    Can you hear me, can you hear me
    Or am I all alone

    So please don’t take my ship from me
    Yeah, yeah, yeah

    I can feel the hand of a stranger
    And it’s tightening ’round my throat
    Heaven help me, Heaven help me
    Take this stranger from my boat
    I’m your Captain, I’m your Captain
    Though I’m feeling mighty sick
    Everybody listen to me
    And return me my ship

    I’m your Captain, yeah yeah yeah yeah

    I’m getting closer to my election!

  53. Sentinel says:
    July 17, 2011 at 5:02 pm

    @ Zcat

    The only ship I wish he would return to is the one crossing the River Stix.

  54. Whackenhut says:
    July 17, 2011 at 6:44 pm

    Once again, the Commie and First Simian engage in an act of shameless,

    phony propaganda with the main stream liberal press lapping up the photo op

    like Tingles laps at Obama’s sphincter. Slurp, slurp, slurp. Oh well. They have to

    do something to amuse the zombie progressive left. Those with IQ’s above the

    temperature aren’t fooled by such spectacles.

  55. John McDonald says:
    July 17, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    Wow, what a loving, forgiving and piour christian community here. The sermon for this morning was love thy neighbor. Glad to see everyone practicing the teachings of Jesus Christ.

  56. John McDonald says:
    July 17, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    piour= pious

  57. Refresh says:
    July 17, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    @John McDonald. Take your sanctimonious bullshit elsewhere. Obama called our Lord Savior Christ a liar when he said there was many paths to God.
    Read Bible much?

  58. Refresh says:
    July 17, 2011 at 7:06 pm

    How does the Christian community interpret this passage?

    John14:6
    Jesus said to him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man comes to the Father, but by me.

  59. The Original says:
    July 17, 2011 at 7:23 pm

    I do not believe he is a believer. Believers usually support Israel and Jews.

  60. The Original says:
    July 17, 2011 at 7:25 pm

    John McDonald says:
    July 17, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    Christians are known by the fruits of the Spirit. Obama does not display them. Unfortunately, I think Obama plays at being a Christian. I don’t believe he is Muslim like some do. I believe he fits agnostic most closely.

  61. Rocketman says:
    July 17, 2011 at 7:28 pm

    @ John McDonald
    Dude, Obama is the AntiChirst or close to it. He is evil in so many ways it defies logic. All we do is expose by calling a spade a spade. If calling an evil bastard and evil bastard is not Christian than how do you explain Jesus tossing the money changers out of his Fathers house?

  62. J in MS says:
    July 17, 2011 at 7:31 pm

    “For the fashion conscious, the First Lady was wearing a sleaveless a dark purple dress, Malia wore what your pooler has been told was a lilac dress, while Sasha rocked a green dress.”

    Who the fuck cares?
    ———————————————————————
    Think about it. He’s been screaming S.S. checks not being sent out. Older generations are more religious than the younger crowd. This is a photo-op to gather sympathy, nothing more.

  63. Bunni says:
    July 17, 2011 at 7:33 pm

    Ths F-ing basturd! He hasn’t had a photo op at a church in what, over a year, and all of a sudden he decides to go? Give me a break.

    Everyone sees this shill for what he is. He can show up in some church every day of the week, but that won’t make him a Christian, just a lying opportunist. I’m surprised he wasn’t stuck down by lightening….well, that’s coming soon.

  64. Mindy lou says:
    July 17, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    Since when is the president Protestant?

    http://www.stjohns-dc.org/

  65. Spurwing Plover says:
    July 17, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    Just wait the lightning will strike again just give it time

  66. nevergiveup says:
    July 17, 2011 at 10:46 pm

    Time to check in to “Michelle Obama’s Mirror”.
    ps, note to Obama. Going to church is not changing what we know about you.

  67. nevergiveup says:
    July 17, 2011 at 10:47 pm

    Obama, going to church is not going to change what God knows about you either.

  68. Spurwing Plover says:
    July 18, 2011 at 12:41 am

    MIRROR,MIRROR ON THE WALL WHOS THE CROOKEDIST OF THEM ALL?,OBAMA

  69. John McDonald says:
    July 18, 2011 at 3:29 am

    There are a great number of very moral, and devout christians on this forum. It is wonderful to see these true christians who just attended Sunday’s sermon coming here and spreading the good word and the teachings of Jesus Christ.

    No phariseans here. No hypocrites. No self-righteous and sanctimonious people here. No one who thinks of himself/herself as more of a human being, more of a Christian, more of an American, more of a patriot and more deserving of the open doors of heaven and the welcome of the angels.

    How delightful to see such a great moral force, so much goodwill and togetherness among the faithful, the few chosen who practice the teachings of Our Lord with such ethics and integrity.

  70. MaryfromMarin says:
    July 18, 2011 at 3:42 am

    @John McDonald–

    Sarcasm would more likely appear on the list of deadly sins than on the list of heavenly virtues.

    The quote about motes and beams comes to mind, applicable to us all.

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