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Valerie Jarrett: Obama “Getting Absolutely No Sleep” Because Of Debt Crisis…

Cough, cough . . . bullshit . . . cough, cough.

(Washington Examiner) — The White House is pushing back against the growing narrative that Obama is “sitting on the sidelines,” as reported by the New York Times yesterday, and letting Congress do all the work.

As John Boehner spent the night trying to wrestle members into place to support his debt ceiling deal, Valerie Jarret reminded reporters yesterday that it was President Obama who was losing sleep over the issue.

“He’s getting absolutely no sleep. He’s working tirelessly, meeting with his economic team, doing a lot of outreach, exploring all kinds of possibilities for compromise,” Jarrett said.

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50 comments
  1. thegoldman says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:25 am

    Getting no sleep because of debt ?

    More likely because of his re-election chances !

  2. tnquake says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:25 am

    Ahhhhh, poor O’bummer getting no sleep for doing his job…BS!!

    He needs to act like Rumpelstiltskin for the next 1 1/2 years

  3. thesixfour says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:26 am

    Are we supposed to feel bad or something?

    He’ll be golfing by Sunday.

  4. Brian O’Connor says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:28 am

    Eh, he’s staying up late watching ESPN.

    Fantasy Football season is right around the corner and the President has to make up for his horrendous NCAA picks.

  5. Noma says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:29 am

    Could it be his conscience is keeping him awake. I don’t know how he can look at himself in the mirror. He is shameful.

  6. skydiver says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:29 am

    As far as i’m concerned, I hope that muzzy piece of shit never sleeps again! Unless it’s six feet down!

  7. Jimco says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:29 am

    At night his teleprompter says zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………

  8. gastorgrab says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:30 am

    Obama is a sociopath. He sleeps fine every night.

  9. tnquake says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:30 am

    Make that Rip Van Winkle…. not enough coffee this morning!

  10. Ren Hoek says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:37 am

    And V.J. knows this how? If Barry ain’t sleepin’, it could be wookie farts under the covers wakin’ him up.

  11. Smokey says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:40 am

    Bammie did’nt realize the job came with work attached,…..he thought all he had to do was wave and grin like a shit eating dog……

  12. Boomerette says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:41 am

    Does he still have an economic team? I thought Geithner was the only one who hasn’t bailed.

  13. GRIZZ says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:42 am

    That shit only works on commies mini-mao

  14. Calypso Jones says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:43 am

    Is she sleeping with him?

  15. spepper says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:46 am

    Obama “outreaching”……don’t make me laugh. The only thing he “outreaches” to is what’s in the golf bag.

  16. uncivil & right says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:49 am

    As my other half says, “Plenty of time to sleep when I’m dead. ” :twisted:

  17. T2M says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:50 am

    Huh, what about all the Americans getting no sleep because they have no job, are losing their home and don’t know how they’re going to feed their kids?

    What about THEM bitch?

  18. whthfk, says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:50 am

    Right no sleep, has nothing to do with the debt and maybe more to do with the Coke or crack.. the man doesn’t get into the office before 10 am..

    Party on loser boy, your days in our White House are numbered.

  19. Hammer Libs says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:51 am

    Pay attention to Jarrett, she is a true power behind Obumbler. Evil incarnate.

  20. HadEnough says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:51 am

    This man’s ego is too big to wipe his own @ss. He feels it is below him and certainly has his handlers wipe his @ss. And many others like Chris Matthews would get down on their knees to beg just to wipe this man’s @ss…………He has lost no sleep……….

  21. nevergiveup says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:53 am

    He probably is stressing how much time this is taking away from the campaign fundraising, but he still has time to play ball(s) with Reggie, right?

  22. Doug Rose says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:55 am

    Having Withdrawal Symptoms from the lack of Green Time on the Golf Course.

    .

  23. PC says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:57 am

    I can fully believe Obama is getting no sleep over this. It’s interfering with his re-election in 2012. Obama can’t pull the wool over voters eyes anymore with the fake “hopey/changey” rhetoric.

  24. Xerocky says:
    July 29, 2011 at 10:14 am

    His health is HIS problem. HE’S the one who has to take care of HIMSELF. If he wants to sleep, and needs peace of mind, then he shouldn’t have lied so much about how much he was willing to do for the last 5 weeks.
    What is he working on? Floating another rumor of a spending cut that he’s going to yank away at the last minute?

  25. NorthernX says:
    July 29, 2011 at 10:14 am

    What a fucking laugh. All he’s concerned about right now is what colour motif to use at his birthday party, what clothes to pick out, whether or not he should dye his hair again, etc. Anything BUT the well-being of the nation.

  26. Vixen says:
    July 29, 2011 at 10:17 am

    I’d wondered where ole Valerie’s been lately. Soooo she’s monitoring Odimwit’s beddy bye time.
    I imagine the only thing keeping the Bamster awake is figuring out how he can contort The Constitution to suit his agenda.

  27. Sentinel says:
    July 29, 2011 at 10:17 am

    FUCK HIM! And I seriously doubt he’s having sleepless nights. Someone with no conscience sleeps very well, unless of course he is Satan – who is always on the job 24/7/365.

  28. BaconBits says:
    July 29, 2011 at 10:29 am

    She’d get plenty of sleep if she’d kick out that Kenyan shoeshine boy before midnight!

    Dang girl, I thought muslims didn’t like pork! Aren’t you sore yet?

  29. Katherine says:
    July 29, 2011 at 10:36 am

    “He’s getting absolutely no sleep. He’s working tirelessly, meeting with his economic team, doing a lot of outreach, exploring all kinds of possibilities for compromise,” Jarrett said.

    Bullshit Meter translation:

    He’s napping throughout the day. And in between he’s working on his birthday bash: ObamaRama. He’s consulting with the caterers and party planners and calling all his BFFs to remind them that the King’s 50th birthday is a once in a lifetime event.

    “So, this has to be Big! BIG!” shouts Obama. “Bigger than anything history has ever seen! For I am the result of all the hopes and dreams of every communist and anarchist the world has ever spawned.”

    He was going to execute a few Republicans, to pump up the evening’s entertainment, but he’s had to compromise on that. Mooch reminded him that they’re just not quite there yet. And beside, it might be a little unsettling to all those limp wristed donors who love the idea of being on the “side of compassion and social justice”, but don’t quite see the entire picture yet.

  30. SpringTexas says:
    July 29, 2011 at 10:42 am

    I read somewhere that he took his daughters to see the latest Harry Potter movie. He could have napped during the show.

  31. Noticer says:
    July 29, 2011 at 10:46 am

    I loved her in “The Dark Crystal”.

  32. Spurwing Plover says:
    July 29, 2011 at 10:47 am

    Obamas so bad off even the bedbugs wont bite him

  33. reeltexas says:
    July 29, 2011 at 10:51 am

    Wow! what a lovely lady….NOT!!

  34. BigJake says:
    July 29, 2011 at 10:55 am

    Bully -> victim -> Bully -> victim ….

    (repeat over and over until tears flow- bwahhhh)

  35. bitterclinger says:
    July 29, 2011 at 11:06 am

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

    *wheeze*

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  36. Jackie says:
    July 29, 2011 at 11:08 am

    Who cares? and she’s one ugly woman.

  37. andycanuck says:
    July 29, 2011 at 11:10 am

    Of course he’s not getting any sleep. Birthday bashes don’t plan themselves, you know.

  38. just bob says:
    July 29, 2011 at 11:24 am

    Fuck him and the pillow he cries on.

  39. GeorgeMasonIV says:
    July 29, 2011 at 11:35 am

    VJ = SLUMLORD

    evidence from the liberal Boston Globe…
    http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2008/06/27/grim_proving_ground_for_obamas_housing_policy/

  40. Trish says:
    July 29, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Good. I hope he’s an insomniac for the rest of his ONE term! I know with him as president, I don’t sleep well at night, and would love for HIM to share the sacrifice.

  41. Vinny says:
    July 29, 2011 at 11:47 am

    I feel so bad for Onumbnuts, maybe his fat ass wife can fix him a nice cheeseburger and fries and have a beer with him, just to make him feel better.

  42. Katherine says:
    July 29, 2011 at 11:53 am

    @Jimco

    Very funny and probably very true…

  43. Ann says:
    July 29, 2011 at 11:56 am

    I’ve had lots of sleepless nights worrying about how I am going to pay my bills, or when will I find a job. I doubt very much that Obama isn’t sleeping like a baby because he doesn’t care about anyone but himself, and last time I looked, he had very healthy bank account, and veritably no responsibilities. I need to stop listening and reading the news, I am getting really depressed.

  44. Tanya says:
    July 29, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    I’m sure if he’s not sleeping because of worry, it’s because he’s thinking about having to pay for all of their vacations, and will probably have to leave all her kinfolk at home. They have so many places to see, and parties to have to have to give it all up in four short years.

  45. commieobamie says:
    July 29, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    The ONLY reason the communist moslim gay USURPER is losing sleep; is TOO much PARTYING!!! Never worked in his life, never will.

  46. mojo says:
    July 29, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    Bammy’s local handler. Ignore.

  47. Noelegy says:
    July 29, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    Whatever. Somewhere in the White House there is a portrait of Barry getting younger and better-looking.

  48. Noelegy says:
    July 29, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    And normally I don’t like to attack people on the basis of their looks, but man, ValJar is a weird little goblin of a woman.

  49. Patrick43 says:
    July 29, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    Like…… how would he get a full night sleep, wth the wookie next to him with a straight razor under her pillow.

  50. juniper says:
    July 29, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    Cross-eyed commie c#nt!!

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