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Downgraded President Will Speak to Press at 1 PM Eastern — Update: Live Stream Video Added — Update II: Video Added…

Update: 12:55 — Should start in the next few minutes.

Update II: Postponed until 1:30.

Here’s where the markets are going into this:

  • Chicago Jesus has arrived.
  • Quotes Warren Buffet saying we should have AAA.
  • Says “markets agree” we should have AAA.
  • Markets continue to reaffirm our credit worthiness.
  • Calls for tax hikes to lower deficit.
  • Will layout a plan “in coming weeks” to lower deficit.
  • Claims 1 million fewer jobs unless unemployment benefits extended.
  • Wants more stimulus spending to create jobs.
  • “No matter what some agency says we will always be a AAA country”
  • Respect to SEALs lost over the weekend.

And it’s over.

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211 comments
  1. X Man says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    Save your breath douche bag nobody wants to hear what you have to say.

  2. Gort says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    0bama will blame S&P, The TEA PARTY, Republicans for not raising taxes, Europe debt crises, Japan’s Earthquake, full moon, odd number year, Americans watching too much Jersey Shore, pea shortage, delay in the NFL training camps, goat entrails, volcano in Chile.

  3. Rob says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    Hey WM…

    does ZIP need sunglasses or tyvek suit in order to watch it….?

    we will give donations so ZIP can protect himself

  4. texray says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    barry inherited a AAA rating from bush..
    keep blaming bush u pos

  5. NavyTim says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:17 pm

    1. He will call for a balance approach to include new revenue to take care of the debt as S&P have mentioned.
    2. He will take no questions.
    3. He will mention somehow the “incorrect math” by S&P.

    No leadership to see here, move along please

  6. Jimco says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    Obama and Geithner are up shit creek because they didn’t alert their insider trader buddies on the S&P downgradein time. It’s not their fault, S&P was supposed to let the White House know.

  7. Vaughn says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:19 pm

    I hear the delay is due to someone forgetting to put the TeleprompterOTUS, on charge last night.

  8. ThomNJ says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:19 pm

    4. He will anounce a DOJ investigation of S&P for corruption.

  9. texray says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    im smellin a landslide ’12
    hell, zip should throw hat in ring!

  10. ESAD says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    TOTUS will finally speak ! Be still my heart.

    Anything Mau-Mau Man says will simply be a frankenstein aggregate off the shucknjivehopeychangey banalities he’s made of. PCBS rhetorrhea. We long ago spotted the puppeteers hands up yer halfblack ass.

    Go away. Play golf. Take the Bitch widya. Go get your marching orders from Queenie Jarret and yer focusgroups.

    But go away.

  11. Kat says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    Bets on how many times he says:

    Balanced approach
    It’s Bush’s fault
    It’s the Tea Party’s fault
    Downgrading is really not that significant
    Market correction
    Etc.

  12. Spurwing Plover says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    Pipe down obama and go away

  13. whthfk says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    Shit, has anyone else seen this today?

    George Soros made a billion dollars betting we would get a down grade in our credit rating.

    Treason.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2023809/Did-George-Soros-win-10-1-return-S-Ps-US-credit-rating-downgrade.html

  14. ohio says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    @Kat

    Don’t forget the corporate jet owners. They are pure evil.

  15. Binturong says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    @NavyTim says:
    4. Blame Bush
    5. Blame Republicans for not going ‘Big’.

  16. Binturong says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:32 pm

    Does anyone else think this would be a great time to reintroduce CCB and the Balanced Budget Amendment?

  17. Bee1 says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:32 pm

    Yeah right…Obama will speak to the press at 1pm?? 1.15 more likely.
    I can`t recall that arrogant SOB ever being on time.

  18. T2M says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:34 pm

    6. Shared sacrifice.

    Thanks Zip for watching, can’t do it myself, hafta clean the corporate jet.

  19. whthfk says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:34 pm

    They haven’t even told him is talking yet,because he’s still in bed sleeping it off.

  20. Rob says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:35 pm

    Does anyone else think this would be a great time to reintroduce CCB and the Balanced Budget Amendment?
    ================================

    Absolutely…

  21. Max & Eric says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:38 pm

    Now is when barry needs to move on gun control. he`s allready fucked us so bad. He might as well as finish it.

  22. Rodger says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    For those who wont be able to listen, I have the summary here:

    I tried, they opposed me
    Things are not as bad as seem
    S and P is wrong
    Recovery is slow but we are moving in right direction
    Bush
    Revenues
    Rich people
    Taxes, Bush Tax Cuts
    I tried, they opposed, radical elements in the house
    Treasury has the right figures, everyone else is wrong
    Jobs, need jobs
    $4trillion was offered in cuts last week.
    Jets.
    This week, I want to spend to save my job, er er er, jobs
    Bush
    Them
    House republicans
    Bastard Bush
    Hope
    God Bless America

  23. Teacake says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    Exactly why does he need to bother us again with yet another speech? The rush to meet the Aug 2 deadline was just as fake as his birth certificate.

  24. vagabond trader says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:46 pm

    Biiiig corpse not paying their “fair” share…………….

  25. Vinny says:
    August 8, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    Gort;

    You left out George Bush!. This is nthe worse administration since the formation of the republic, AND I believe it all is intentional.

  26. Chicken_Shitte says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:01 pm

    7. Those greedy Yacht owners

  27. Binturong says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    Anyone see that Soros has made $1B off of this?

    There’s Barry’s campaign fund he wanted.

  28. Binturong says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    8. Hedge fund managers

  29. barbedwhyer says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    I’ll watch it from my toilet on the wide-screen in my lavatory.

  30. TOTUS says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    Looks like that they are having problems with me.

  31. Zcat says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:06 pm

    It’ll be the same old blame game bullshit.

  32. CapnAngus says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:06 pm

    Megan Kelly’s back at the News Desk. Looking hot with a Shrot New dooo.

  33. Binturong says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    9. Big oil

    1:30 now??

    POS really must be hungover!

  34. Snicker says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    Now delayed until 1:30pm

  35. Merrimac says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    Now it says 1:30 on the video-what the Fk is with this guy? Maybe he is puking his guts out from nerves.

    NOT!

  36. vagabond trader says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    S.O.B. is always late. Classic narcissist.

  37. 8675309 says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    Usurperboy will channel reagan since young ‘uns don’t know from reagan, he’ll of course blame bush, he’ll call it the teaparty downgrade even though the tea party fought spending which is what S&P wanted…

    in short, he’ll just spew diarrhea

    that’s what foreign communist installed enemy usurpers do when they’re trying to destroy the USA

  38. 8675309 says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    check for the runny nose or white dust on his lapels

  39. CapnAngus says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    9. These are the very same people who put their stamp of approval on som amny toxic home loans.

    & Yes Rob I think the House should reconvene to start talks on CC&B

  40. Kat says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    @Ohio

    Yes, of course..

    Bets on how many times Obama mentions corporate jet owners?

    Ohio, your Gov. Kasich rocks! Lower taxes and S &P upgrading Ohio’s rating. It’s not rocket science, but still very cool!

  41. barbedwhyer says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    He’s coming in from the links as soon as he putts-out on the
    last hole.

  42. CapnAngus says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    10. Same folks toxic loans.

  43. Zcat says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    I’ve always heard it said being late is a sign of anger.

  44. vagabond trader says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    We inherited this burden, can’t fix it in four years.

  45. 8675309 says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    S&P said CCB and BBA would’ve prevented the downgrade

    thar ya go

  46. CapnAngus says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    & In reality this is what we are about to witness
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIR5vCacp1c

  47. 8675309 says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    the only thing he’s really angry about is being exposed

    marxist/leninists like foreign enemy installed usuperboy can’t function on either a sanity or truth plane

  48. Binturong says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    11. Bush (again)

  49. ironmaiden says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    Rodger – make that list a drinking game! Double shots for ‘TEA Party’.

  50. 8675309 says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    79 rounds and still can’t break 90

  51. satchmo22 says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    If they keep pushing the time back he might have to miss a fundraiser!

  52. Snicker says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    Good snark here:
    http://twitter.com/#!/zerohedge

  53. Patrick43 says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    What could this commie assholeus say.. He screwed us intentionally

  54. 8675309 says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    Is he still in the shower with Reggie Love after morning bball? whassup?

  55. 8675309 says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    Obama said the evening prayer was “the prettiest sound on Earth.” Then he recited the shahada in arabic with a perfect accent…New York Times

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmMnqGAi1GM&feature=related

  56. commieobamie says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    The USURPER is in the bathroom on a prayer rug. allah busy, can’t be bothered.

  57. Florida Girl says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    *******Someone pass the Maalox please**********
    ={

  58. CapnAngus says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    12. This nation’s debt crisis is the 1st thing I think of when I get up in the morning, last thing before I go to Sleep.

    Will he mention the Chopper Crash?

  59. Doug Rose says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    No such Luck, that this worthless President would announce he’s Stepping Down from his Presidency !

    One could only dream!

  60. whthfk says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    I told you the fucker isn’t even up yet, or Reggie isn’t done.

  61. GRIZZ says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    Ok lets see….

    Got my barf bag.

    Shot of Jack to help induce pre puke drool.

    Gun on the desk unloaded.( i got tired of patching holes)

    Already ate 5 Tums.

    I think Im ready

  62. browneyedgirl says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    President ButtCrack late as usual!!

  63. satchmo22 says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    12.5 pivot to debt pivot to jobs pivot to the dance floor….

  64. Binturong says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    @Doug Rose says:

    Please don’t bring race up; this has nothing to do with that.

  65. commieobamie says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    That’s funny GRIZZ, how many TV’s have you killed?

  66. Binturong says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    @satchmo22 says:

    I bet he never gets called for travelling by Moochie’s brother for picking up his pivot ‘foots’.

  67. CapnAngus says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:30 pm

    E-Trade Baby Jumps
    http://biggeekdad.com/2011/08/e-trade-baby-loses-everything/

  68. Bunker says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    Lighting and Thunder started at 1:30..prophetic

  69. Merrimac says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    what do you think will he do 5 minutes or just 3?

    take questions? (LOL ya right)

  70. 8675309 says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    Dear Usurperboy:
    Shut the Eff up and stop spending.
    Sincerely, America

  71. Brian says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    A true leader doesnt blame others, but himself, he already gave himself credit for osama’s killing when the seals did all the work, but he doesn’t want this to be on his shoulders, no sir.

  72. whthfk says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    He’s now late for his 1;30.. does it take that long in make up now?? try to hide the red and swollen hung over look, or are they putting more gray in his hair so we will re-elect him?

  73. T2M says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    Is Zips lack of live blogging due to stunned silence or is the Slacker-In-Chief late again?

  74. Snicker says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    Mr. Market say FU Obama. LOL
    http://www.marketwatch.com/

  75. CapnAngus says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    My wife is more punctual getting ready for a big nite out

  76. nevergiveup says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    Has this guy ever started any presser or speech on time? Nope, just another fine example of how he values the American voter and their time. Besides, he’s had days to put his thoughts together……..guess that explains it.

  77. GRIZZ says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    Alright,I drank the Jack,where is this bitch

  78. Canbread says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    Maybe his speech is still downloading onto the tele

  79. Major Glory says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    “incorrect math” means the horse head in his bead trick didnt work this time.

  80. GRIZZ says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    Might as well roll one

  81. Snicker says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    The Futures Market is going nuts with the big FU.
    http://www.sgxniftydowfutureslive.com/index_files/DOWFUTURES.htm

  82. Kat says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    Okay, it’s 1:40…America’s waiting…it’s good to be the king.

  83. CapnAngus says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    @ Grizz :>}

  84. Florida Girl says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    ******* Sack of shit is late AGAIN*********

  85. Canbread says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:43 pm

    Its been pushed to 2pm

  86. Binturong says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:43 pm

    The WH website still says 1:30!!

    Classic!!

  87. GRIZZ says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:44 pm

    Rush is saying the delay is so ovomits buddies can dump their stocks

  88. arby says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:44 pm

    His speech is probably so bad, that even the teleprompter is gagging on it..

  89. Bee1 says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    1.43 pm and still no sign.
    How long does it take to write your resignation Barry? All it takes is 2 words
    “I Quit”

  90. whthfk says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    Obama: Here let me show America how much I care about our credit rating…

    What a fucking pampered dickhead.

  91. MADgirl91 says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    Only thing worth hearing is: “I resign”

  92. Kat says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    What, is he playing another round?

    Think what money is being wasted while the world waits for him.

  93. whthfk says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    Any chance he’s in the bathroom with a really sharp object trying to slice his wrist???? Please or pretty please.

  94. whthfk says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    I think he gets off on this shit.. just saying.

  95. Rodger says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    Totus on Union required break

  96. CapnAngus says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    I find Obama’s concrete resolve in the face of so much adversity very reassuring.

  97. Kat says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    @GRIZZ,

    Wow. Wouldn’t. Be surprised to hear Obama insiders are dumping their stocks. It’s good to be buddies with the king, too.

  98. CapnAngus says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    creatures are stirring

  99. Snicker says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    Yes, this is helping to calm the markets. NOT

  100. Major Glory says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    This is not unfixable…

    As soon as Tea Party, which as you know is a cabal of :
    Big and Small Business, the middle class, the rich, patriots, young folks that love history, military, or economics, disillusioned blacks, and radical extremists….

    Take over the country in 2012 … They will sell out these Maxists in a heart beat.

    Just you watch

  101. commieobamie says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    CapnAngus says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    E-Trade Baby Jumps
    http://biggeekdad.com/2011/08/e-trade-baby-loses-everything/

    That was hilarious! THANKS!

  102. bitterclinger says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    Where are all of you “voices of reason” who were busting on us “hardliners” last week about the putrid debt deal the Repubs agreed to? You know, the deal that was SO smart and that was going to serve us SO well in the long run. You know, before Barky Odowngrade spent his $2T increase in ONE DAY. Go ahead and listen. Odowngrade is going to tell you how it’s all the Republicans’ fault.

  103. Rob says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:55 pm

    now 50 minutes late…

  104. CapnAngus says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:55 pm

    Should have mentioned troops in opening remarks…

    & Warren Buffet is just trying to save his reputation because he supported this Cloward Piven following class warfare waging Socialist

  105. whthfk says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:55 pm

    What a fucking liar… It took this long for him to come out and blame Conservatives and then tell the world that the market is acting like we have a AAAA rating??? Oh give me a fucking break.

    Does he truly believe we’re that stupid? No wonder he thinks he’s re-elected in 2012.

  106. HadEnough says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    Did this @ssclown not hear what China said??????????????? Wake the F*ck up!!!

  107. Bee1 says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    Yes!! he said bargaining chip. *drink*

  108. HadEnough says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    Good proposals and you didn’t use JACK $hit from them…..F*cking eat your CROW NOW!!!

  109. Bee1 says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    Who dressed Barry this morning? Stevie Wonder?

  110. Rob says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    Calls for tax hikes to lower deficit.
    ===========================

    but no cuts to spending…

  111. Binturong says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    “get the job done”

    BARF!!

  112. HadEnough says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    No what we need to change is YOU….oh now you got F*cking Ideas….Bring them @ssclown……….

  113. Hening says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    This guy can’t stand being held responsible for his failures. I’m sure people made excuses for him his entire life. This clown has screwed the American people, it’s his problem, he owns it……..period.

  114. HadEnough says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    What the F*ck is he talking about?? He is trying to link so much $hit together he is clueless……….

  115. Rob says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    If you’re on unemployment…

    you shouldn’t be spending it frivolously

  116. whthfk says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    It’s the same shit over and over again. I swear id one person falls for this crap we need to just shoot them,because their all ready brain dead.

  117. Merrimac says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    WTF is he babbling about?

    btw his hair is black again

  118. Diamond Girl says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    What a dumb-ass he is.

    Everything he has said is just plain dumb…in all the ‘worlds’ as he put things earlier.

    Blah blah blah…blame everyone else…blah blah blah..asking for more fed. money…blah blah blah.

    He’s done, stick a fork in Debt Man Walking!

  119. 8675309 says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    http://www.sgxniftydowfutureslive.com/index_files/DOWFUTURES.htm

  120. Rob says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    now its earthquakes….??

    WOW…

  121. Bunni says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    I missed the lst minute, did he bother to mention all the fine Navy Seals and other American’s he killed the other day?

    Silly me, probably not! He should have.
    This is too retarded to believe, I’m live tweeting it and having a few laughs watching the stream.

  122. Binturong says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    Putting $1,000 in peoples pockets (payroll tax cut) will save a million jobs?

    Just imagine what real tax cuts would do!!

  123. nevergiveup says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    We need a AAA leader to stay a AAA country.

  124. Maggie says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Funny that: The same guy, who as a senator, was with those who insisted the USA needed the permission of France and others in the EU to go to war in Iraq is now insisting the USA doesn’t need the opinion of credit agencies about the level of credit risk the USA has become…

  125. HadEnough says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Ah yeah those road and bridges people……….clown wake up……..where is your “I’m lifting all drilling restrictions”….oh there it is f*cking earthquakes…

  126. Molon Labe says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Impeach Obama NOW!!!!!

  127. Rob says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    what happened to his grey hair…?

  128. NewMexicoK says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Hey, HadEnough, I just said the same thing to my husband. WTF is he saying?

  129. whthfk says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    What the hell is he talking about??? Oil is high because of him everything is high because of him… I wish I was so I wouldn’t remember that he is ruining our lives every fucking day.

  130. Merrimac says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    even tho we lost AAA we are still AAA because that rating company is full of amateurs?

    See you on the vineyard-FORE!

    talkin’ bout a revolution folks

  131. HadEnough says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Did he just flip S&P the bird??? Yeah we heard you S&P but f*ck you………..

  132. Rodger says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    windy motherfucker

  133. Diamond Girl says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Does he know the stock is down over 400…yet he says all this BS!

    I just shake my head in amazement over what this man has wrought us…and he alone.

  134. Binturong says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Keep in mind as soon as this presser is over he’s off to 2 fund raisers!

  135. rboa says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    That jackass actually said “SOME of the world’s most productive workers”… what an absolute ass.

  136. Rob says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Wants more stimulus spending to create jobs.
    =========================

    Here comes QE3..

  137. HadEnough says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    this has to be the same speech given 300 freakin times…….

  138. Molon Labe says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    Yeah Obozo like you give a rats ass about our troops

  139. Redwine says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    The Obamageddon (H/T Rush) Solution: raise taxes
    We all knew that would happen. What a POS!

    Ha ha! He looks to Warren Buffett. Buffett’s rating was just downgraded!!!!
    http://wallstreetpit.com/81143-buffett-not-surprised-sp-downgraded-rating-outlook-for-berkshire-hathaway

  140. Rob says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    why is he all glassy eyed..?

    he looks like he just cried

  141. Maggie says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    I think he should shave his head like Chavez did.

  142. JB says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    So the helicopter crashed? not shot down?

  143. Printboy says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    Is it just me or does he sound as if he is just campaigning????

  144. Diamond Girl says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    Oh goody, he finally mentions our NavySeals we lost…what a guy.

    So patriotic.

    That should have been FIRST & FOREMOST.

    Despicable piece of shit we have in the WH, he’s a disgrace as a human being.

    Enemy #1!

  145. Rodger says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    thats it?

  146. Whatnext says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    Same old, same old as the market tanks

  147. Rob says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    that was fast…

  148. T2M says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    Aaaaaaand out the door for more fundies.

  149. JB says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    No “God Bless America.”

  150. GRIZZ says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    Thats it?

  151. Printboy says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    Just a bunch of nothing….

  152. Binturong says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    @Diamond Girl

    That should have been 95% of his speech.

  153. Maggie says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    Damn that Japan!

  154. Binturong says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    He should have waited till the markets closed; now they are in more of a free fall.

  155. Patrick43 says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    Pathetic ::::::: Form letter on the chopper crash. He has no soul.

  156. Vaughn says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    Rush termed this dead on,’ Barackalypse Now’. God, I love the smell of Hip Hop BBQ in the morning!

  157. Redwine says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    JB says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    No “God Bless America.”
    Of course not. He basically just said, “Tough sh1t, America.”

  158. CapnAngus says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    Yada yada yada more of the same.
    I’ll be the markets go down another 250 by the close..

    QE3 anyone.

  159. Rob says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    Summary: “It’s all the sandtrap at 18′s fault”

  160. Major Glory says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    There will be 10 million more jobs when unemployment benefits end.

  161. HadEnough says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    That was the biggest steaming pile of $hit that I have ever seen given by somebody that tries to call himself a leader and the President of the USA……..not even close………..lock it down…….

  162. Merrimac says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    The country is going into the toilet and is being flushed and this POS can only give 5 minutes of his time?

    Are people getting angrier out there or are they just shutting down because there is nothing we can do?

    If we had a decent press out there they would be calling out this guy with a vengeance.

    Can’t watch O anymore-I get too mad and then upset-can’t do this to myself anymore *ugh*

  163. whthfk says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    Bee1 says:
    August 8, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    Who dressed Barry this morning? Stevie Wonder?
    No more like stinking Wookie.

  164. Redwine says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    CapnAngus says:
    QE3 anyone.

    From what I understand, a credit downgrade means that money can’t be printed. Someone out there know about this?

  165. Beaky Buzzard says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    Speech can be boiled down into “I have more important things to do like my 2 fund raisers tonight”. Watch the fed put massive buy orders in tomorrow to help prop up the market. The Rinos gave obama the money to do it.

  166. Maggie says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:10 pm

    I guess we should be thankful he didn’t call them “corpsemen”.

  167. Rob says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:11 pm

    BLAME, BLAME, BLAME everyone and anyone but yourself you fucked up piece or crap. RESIGN and see how fast the market recovers.

  168. Merrimac says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:11 pm

    @DG you are right he should have led with the loss of lives over the weekend-what a disrespectful and thankless person he is

  169. Junius says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    If Sultan Barack Hussien bin Obama were not a mortal enemy of this country what would he be doing differently?

  170. Printboy says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    Now that Obama has fixed our debt problem he will start working on reducing the amount of DUI’s in America….

    How you ask????

    He will raise the legal BAC of .08 to .16 in reality cutting DUI’s in half….. See how this works????

  171. Sniffy Pop Tuna Scented Popcorn says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    It is nice to know that the more Barry runs our country down the financial sewer. He will continue to spend money until he either gets booted or there is no more cash.

    For decades to come, the left will continue to sat that Barry just did not have enough time to get it straight.

    This guy is the most reckless President ever.

  172. HadEnough says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    yeah as he spoke and spewed $hit from his piehole the market went even further down……way to make them hear you Barry……

  173. HadEnough says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:15 pm

    Oh and BTW people are getting too smart so I’m taking measures to ensure that they continue to be stupid…….I can’t have them smart

    Obama to scrap testing requirements because too many students failing…

  174. Snicker says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    And the Market continues to say ” You Lie Obama”
    http://www.marketwatch.com/

  175. Rob says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    BO has the money from the debt increase and already talking about those shovel ready jobs again. He’ll piss away all of the 2+ trillion and none of it will help this economy just like the last trillion dollar stimulus. CONGRESS when are you going to put a STOP to this spending????????

  176. Kathleen says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    He gets worse every day, Senator Obama must not have voted on the spending under Bush. He ignored the deficit commissions then says he will put together a plan? Joker….

  177. Redwine says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    It’s ALL intentional. He hates America. He hates the American people.
    He is a dangerous and thoroughly evil wannabe tyrant.

    On Drudge (picking up Rush’s description): BARACKALYPSE NOW

  178. Snicker says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    Future Markets ” You Lie Obama”
    http://www.sgxniftydowfutureslive.com/index_files/DOWFUTURES.htm

    Yoowzers

  179. CapnAngus says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    @ Redwine
    The US can & will print money to pay off it’s debt.
    Already this weekend Progressive pundits were talking about the need for some “managed” inflation to ease this sluggishness.

  180. WiscoDave says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    Actually a real website!
    barackalypsenow.org

  181. HadEnough says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    I don’t freakin get it…..are people that still support this clown being put under a spell? Is he a Vampire and has charmed all those that still think that this @ssclown is being serious??

  182. CapnAngus says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    Look how the market has tanked since Obama spoke…
    http://money.cnn.com/data/markets/

  183. HadEnough says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    Odumbo and Timmy should be escorted out the building……..

  184. Rob says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    Payroll Tax Cut my ass. Yeah, and when you have to claim that payroll tax on as an earned income and it puts you in a whole different tax braket. You’ll have to pay back that little tax break ten fold. What a stupid MF’er.

    IMPEACH THIS LIER!!!!

  185. Redwine says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    CapnAngus – I ask, because Rush mentioned that with the downgrade, a QE3 can’t be done. Could it be done anyway? Pundits can talk all they want, I just don’t know how this can be done if the credit rating is lower. Who would buy the credit? The Chinese have already warned Dear Leader.

  186. HadEnough says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:29 pm

    Dropping like a stone…..going to reach 600 points???….yeah great rally speech there dickhead!!!!!

  187. Redwine says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:31 pm

    I meant “debt”.

  188. ohio says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    Øbama stands for the superlative in so many words: incompetent, clueless, feckless, cowardly, hapless, narcissistic, worthless, vile, smarmy . . . . In fact, perhaps we can coin some new English terms here. E.g., obatastrophe (far worse than catastrophe, but 100% man-made) or the soterazero – the ultimate negative number.

    Or the headline on Drudge:

    Barackalypse Now

  189. V in PA says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    @Redwine
    The US government can print-print-print until all of the bills are paid. It is really no different than you printing money on your printer at home and using it to pay your bills. Except when they do it, it’s ‘legal’.

  190. nevergiveup says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:35 pm

    The one finally speaks and the market responds to his every word!

  191. Patrick43 says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    I have two dogs “Biscuit and Gravy“ bark there ass off during O.. smart dogs

  192. Redwine says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:37 pm

    Thanks, V in PA.

    We are so screwed.

  193. Keep Honkin I'm Reloading says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    Wasn’t he also counting on his delusional sense of self importance and influence to convine the IOC that Chicago “deserved” to host the Olympics….

    We all remember how that one turned out.

  194. Ron says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJVDl9w_EQQ

  195. texray says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:42 pm

    congress ,dont let this maniac, our dear leader,
    manipulate the stock market to make it look better, we need to reset this system!

  196. Sentinel says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:43 pm

    Folks, folks…….the sky is blue, a slight breeze blowing, El Segundo is lying and his flying monkeys are blaming everything in sight. Just another day in Mordor on the Potomac. This is all this bot’s voice module program is capable of – can’t stray too far from the blame game.

  197. JACK-CASANOVA says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    My head’s still ringing for the $hit I just saw.

  198. JACK-CASANOVA says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:50 pm

    stuuuuuuupid americans !!

    Smart barry is playin you like a kid plays with cube blocks !!!

    ur soo stuuuuuupiiiiiiiiid

    hhhhhhhha

  199. Barry Soetoro (D-King Of The World!) says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:52 pm

    Thank you. I’m glad you enjoyed the speech.

    OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012′ (WTF)
    (the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)
    -It’s never too early to campaign-

  200. Snicker says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:54 pm

    @JACK-CASANOVA, You’re not from around here are you son?
    Maybe you can tell us about your great leader, mmmkkk?

  201. Ripped says:
    August 8, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    The idiot in chief has spoken and the market dropped another 200 points, when will this buffoon learn to keep his pie hole shut?

  202. CapnAngus says:
    August 8, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    @ Ron
    Citigroup is tanking as well.

  203. DisturbedMary says:
    August 8, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    Gray is gone! The young Tut tut tut is all black again.

  204. ThomNJ says:
    August 8, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    “Will layout a plan “in coming weeks” to lower deficit.” – so where the hell has your plan been in recent weeks, asshole?

  205. V in PA says:
    August 8, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    @ohio
    Don’t forget Obamanation (meaning: a failed state)

  206. im gonna says:
    August 8, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    PUKE

    obama you dumb piece of shit traitor

  207. gluesniffer says:
    August 8, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    I’m tired of listening to the Teleprompter talk. Really it’s something totally different every time he prints words on the screen. Maybe it’s broken.

    I mean, now it’s good to have tax cuts so that workers can spend more of what they earn?

  208. Merrimac says:
    August 8, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    This country is going down by the minute-forget by the week or day. and O doesn’t care-he could have said he would do CCandBal at LEAST to get the markets to not tank so hard but no-it is blameblameblame

    and highway building (aka WTF?)

  209. Merrimac says:
    August 8, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    he did say we need to extend unemployment so people can buy stuff didn’t he?

    borrow $ from china to give to people out of work to spend the loan money from china in a store that sells all chinese made goods…and that helps America?

    DUH think again

  210. Axel says:
    August 8, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    Once again his eyes look doped up from something. Perhaps he had trouble hitting the crack pipe and that made him late. Chronically late people crave attention, always late to make others wait so they can make an entry and be seen.

    He seems really pissed, like in all of his videos, he is not a happy man. Miserable fool go back to Kenya.

    LMAO! He did get a dye job for his birthday bash. It didn’t help him any.

  211. :) says:
    August 8, 2011 at 11:35 pm

    im gonna beat the shit out of this punk myself soon

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