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Video Gold: Al Sharpton Attempts To Read Off A Teleprompter, Non-Stop Hilarity Ensues…

And we thought Obama was in over his head, what the hell was MSNBC thinking when they hired this clown?

Posted by ZIP on Tuesday, August 9, 2011, at 9:13 pm | Like Tweet

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77 comments
  1. Blueman says:
    August 9, 2011 at 9:17 pm

    This guy needs to go back to full time race baiting. He obviously cant handle a real job.

  2. Axel says:
    August 9, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    LMAO!

  3. Weasel Meister says:
    August 9, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    We much.

  4. gastorgrab says:
    August 9, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    Was Yoda running the teleprompter?

  5. wrench monkey says:
    August 9, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    Huked on fonics werked fo me!

  6. T2M says:
    August 9, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    ROFLMAO!!

    WTF?

  7. Mark Richardson says:
    August 9, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    Damn Bush for making him speak that way!

  8. Michael says:
    August 9, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    Thanks Zip – that was LOL funny.

  9. MADJACK says:
    August 9, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    Well hell he did gradu8 3rd grade ebonics and reading. :roll:

  10. ornery1 says:
    August 9, 2011 at 9:37 pm

    He’s not even qualified to work as a useful idiot.

  11. Laura Castellano says:
    August 9, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    Dude! Lay off the weed!

  12. wyatt rivers says:
    August 9, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    Yeah, but he’s got the tone, the right inflection and the forced rebellion. Has anybody been listening to him for years anyway?

  13. JeffreyB says:
    August 9, 2011 at 9:53 pm

    HA! Rename his show to “When Teleprompters Attack.”

  14. JeffreyB says:
    August 9, 2011 at 9:55 pm

    If they’d hand him a bullhorn, he could pull it off flawlessly.

  15. deimos says:
    August 9, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    have another drink you dirtbag

  16. Harleybob says:
    August 9, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    Al! Lets smoke another bowl man!

  17. Muhr says:
    August 9, 2011 at 10:04 pm

    RESIST WE MUCH!

    (It is going to look better on a bumper sticker.)

  18. Robert17 says:
    August 9, 2011 at 10:06 pm

    Well, he is a prime example of someone that skated through school, probably some social promotions, hasn’t willingly picked up a book that challenged him to learn much about the world around him. His ilk is everywhere, especially on TV. And in another 20 years his replacement will be no better at the current settings the educational system knobs are set.

  19. Whatmeworry? says:
    August 9, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    Hey Al, “lean forward” and throw up in your mouth.

  20. JeffreyB says:
    August 9, 2011 at 10:17 pm

    Must be a punk faggot running the teleprompter.

  21. Hening says:
    August 9, 2011 at 10:18 pm

    Stupid racist, reading is for those with an education.

    Why not learn it like a rap song?

  22. Florida Girl says:
    August 9, 2011 at 10:20 pm

    The illiterate bastard cant read. I’ve seen him in person . He is as dumb as a box of rocks!
    and ALWAYS talks in circles and thinks he soooo smart.

  23. AlanWest2012 says:
    August 9, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    WOW! I guess MSNBC is playing to their target audience. Idiots.
    I Love Alan West!

  24. barbedwhyer says:
    August 9, 2011 at 10:38 pm

    Al Sharpton: “Lemme AXE you, Senator”…….people should
    turn the channel to a more educational station immediately.
    But then again, his viewers are well-versed in troll gobbledy-
    gook.

  25. Utah says:
    August 9, 2011 at 10:42 pm

    Public school student

  26. Uncle Baruch says:
    August 9, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    Take your pick: Barney farting or Sharpton starting. Either way, it’s a stinking pile…

  27. Big Dawg says:
    August 9, 2011 at 11:20 pm

    Big Al said he knew something was wrong cause when he gaguated into
    the turd grade he sit right besides his Pappy………

    Cleanup at Big Dawg’s house on my keyboard after Zip posted this and i
    read all the comments….

    “Lemme AXE you, barbedwhyer”………Give me a warning before your next
    post about the Algonquin J Calhoun (Amos and Andy Show) of today and
    the english translation preformed by the Hon. Professor of elbonics at the institute of BSNBC,
    Bro Al Sharptop..

  28. Ed says:
    August 9, 2011 at 11:26 pm

    C’mon, give him a break. Mentally he has to translate it from English to Ebonics and then back to English when he speaks.

  29. tnquake says:
    August 9, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    Come on, give Al a break!

    He only just completed his first course at the Totus School of TelePrompter, How to Follow the Idiot Board. Next course is, Using More than 3 or 4 Letter in a Word.

    Pretty soon he hopes to move up to the Advanced classes and graduate Mombo Cum Wordy like his hero, Obummer!

  30. BT says:
    August 9, 2011 at 11:42 pm

    Thanks, Zip! We all need a good laugh once in a while. And, between this post and the comments…

    wrench monkey’s “Huked on fonics werked fo me!” has got to be a winner!

  31. Katherine says:
    August 10, 2011 at 12:06 am

    Come on Zip….you know what they were thinking…..MSNBC has almost zero viewers….they were hoping to up their ratings with Sharpton’s perpetually outraged, racist hordes.

    What will be interesting is when they try to fire the bastard. Then they’ll get a taste of what they love to dish out.

  32. Keith says:
    August 10, 2011 at 12:26 am

    Somebody please help this brother…how embarrassing!!!! This dude is ridiculous – MSNBC wants to make fun of our people so they hired this clown to embarrass us.

  33. barbedwhyer says:
    August 10, 2011 at 12:28 am

    Big Dawg:

    Al is a revered member of the “Mystic Knights of the Sea” Lodge,
    next to the Apollo thee-a-turr. “Lighthin’ ” sweep de flo, de
    Kingfish in de back room rollin’ dem bones wit Andy ‘n takin’
    his de loot, ‘n Rev. Al be quotin’ de scripture to a mad Sapphire
    at de fron’ do and doin’ de googly eyes to Lightnin’ to warn de
    guys in de back room…. Now whut did you axe me?

  34. Patrick43 says:
    August 10, 2011 at 12:32 am

    He also said the Dow was down 643% . Smartest doofuss at msnbc.

  35. barbedwhyer says:
    August 10, 2011 at 12:33 am

    There’s nothing wrong with “de Rev” that a boot camp hair-
    cut and a Rosetta Stone “English”course couldn’t fix.

  36. RandyB says:
    August 10, 2011 at 12:37 am

    Why would someone give this guy a Teleprompter without a reading test? I have a 7 year old that can read write and speak better than this schmuck.

  37. Lurvelymomma says:
    August 10, 2011 at 12:59 am

    My dog reads better than him. Hmmmm……wonder if they need a token Poodle…….

  38. 8675309 says:
    August 10, 2011 at 1:16 am

    ahahahaha a pubskooler

  39. Redwine says:
    August 10, 2011 at 1:34 am

    Iz not called MSLSD fo’ nuttin’.

  40. Jarhead83 says:
    August 10, 2011 at 1:35 am

    “Buckwheat say OTAAAAYYYY!!!!”

  41. Big Dawg says:
    August 10, 2011 at 2:50 am

    @barbedwhyer

    You smackin’ dem boys good….. Use to watch the series of Amos and Andy
    as a kid and loved that show………The NAACP protested against the show
    to take it off the air and after many years of fighting the sponsors the show
    was removed……

    We have been fighting this crap for way to long, it’s time the good guys won
    one and in 2012 could be our finest hour……

  42. Mike_W says:
    August 10, 2011 at 2:53 am

    LMAO

  43. JenBee says:
    August 10, 2011 at 3:40 am

    Oh that was LOL funny for sure! But even better are these comments!! Witty and sharp as usual, love WZ commenters :)

    My favorite…

    Muhr says:

    RESIST WE MUCH!

    (It is going to look better on a bumper sticker.)

  44. Grimmer says:
    August 10, 2011 at 6:09 am

    MSNBC going for the gold!
    Sharpton sure adds to their credibility. Maybe they will hire Eliot Spitzer next to help add some class as well.
    What a snake pit of desperate losers that place must be.

  45. Daddy-O says:
    August 10, 2011 at 6:17 am

    Hilarious!

    I guess I’m a racist.

  46. Commie Smasher says:
    August 10, 2011 at 6:24 am

    Stupid fucking commie. Fuck you, commie!

  47. vagabond trader says:
    August 10, 2011 at 6:26 am

    :lol: :lol:

    MSLSD

  48. Smoke Fire says:
    August 10, 2011 at 6:56 am

    YO, Al, if you cannot make it on MSLSD, then things be bad. Al’s gig on MSLSD, is above his pay grade.

  49. RainyDay says:
    August 10, 2011 at 7:14 am

    You just watched the next VP of MSLSD…..they can’t fire him, they are going to have to promote him.

  50. Desert Yankee says:
    August 10, 2011 at 7:50 am

    RESIST WE MUCH! Y’all

    Muhr got it right on… THIS is bumper sticker stuff right here! Sharpton’s parents and teachers ought rightly to be ashamed.

  51. Jimco says:
    August 10, 2011 at 7:50 am

    Wow, you would be way ahead if you just farted. Mushmouth mfer. Reminds of when you had to read aloud in grade school. There was always one that couldn’t read at all.

  52. icetrout says:
    August 10, 2011 at 7:58 am

    God Damn a Buffalo,how much hogg-lard did the put on his bush to get it to lay down like that. :O

  53. darwin says:
    August 10, 2011 at 8:07 am

    C’mon! Give the brother a break. Put a megaphone up to his mouth and he’ll do fine!

  54. Big Dawg says:
    August 10, 2011 at 8:11 am

    Rev Al reminds me of the time my older brother and i was fishing down
    on the bayou river and a Bro walked by and axed me if i was catching any
    bites, i told him no fish, but i did have a string full of bites……

  55. SheilaK says:
    August 10, 2011 at 8:21 am

    At least he had the good graces to not fart like Bawney Fwank did.

  56. uncivil & right says:
    August 10, 2011 at 8:21 am

    An’ I’m saying stuff wit nuttin’ sense makin’ much. Choo what at lookin’ Jooooooo honkey???

    Raaaaaaaaaaacist!

  57. BeckyC says:
    August 10, 2011 at 8:38 am

    BWHAAAAA!!!! Good laugh this morning, thanks!!

  58. Smokey says:
    August 10, 2011 at 8:57 am

    It takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minuets……..

  59. CapnAngus says:
    August 10, 2011 at 9:03 am

    MSNBC could have saved themselves & Sharpton a lot of embarrassment simply by asking the race pimp to read green eggs 7 Ham off the teleprompter before signing him… It’s called an audition.

    Of course for all we know– They did, He couldn’t but then threatened NBC with a racial discrimination lawsuit…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH9MAhDvNjo

  60. Proud Infidel says:
    August 10, 2011 at 9:44 am

    Thanks, Zip. That was the perfect way to start the morning. Laughing at one of the biggest scumbags to ever appear on TV.

  61. thegoldman says:
    August 10, 2011 at 10:10 am

    Can’t even read…

  62. mojo says:
    August 10, 2011 at 10:31 am

    They were thinking “Comcast just LOOOOOVES them some diversity, yes sir!”

  63. Westie says:
    August 10, 2011 at 10:39 am

    Half-wits Sharpton and Biden could hookup and challenge Obama from the farthest reaches of the Leftist Universe.

  64. You Do That Voodoo says:
    August 10, 2011 at 11:14 am

    That’s a candidate for AutoTune if there ever was one… 3.. 2.. 1..

  65. oilfield7550 says:
    August 10, 2011 at 11:30 am

    You are too muckin’ fuch. Can’t even read a teleprompter set at snail speed with only one-syllable words on the screen. You’ve proven time and time again what an ignorant human being you are, but rarely so graphically.

  66. Imanfidel says:
    August 10, 2011 at 11:35 am

    In case there were those that just thought this guy was a ignorant racist!

    Now we know for sure!

  67. Pat Hickey says:
    August 10, 2011 at 11:49 am

    “Yuh Keepin’ Id Reah’ with Revrun Ay-ul! Durin da Cumersha Brake, Um goin’ over ta da Curtesee ExChane ‘n cash muh Em Es En Beeee Cee Check Righ’ hy-hu. . . .Wash da Comersha . . .”

  68. EROWMER says:
    August 10, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    When I was little (6 or 7) I picked cotton in a South Carolina cotton field. My mama and my Mammy (I dearly loved both, still do, though they have gone on to the exact same heaven) gave us kids a little sack to put our cotton in. We got 3 cents a pound. I had heard Ebonics since I was a baby, and asked my Mammy why the colored (yep, that’s what they called themselves) talked that way. She said it was so white people couldn’t understand them. Nothing much has changed in the last 57 years as far as I can tell.

  69. west1890 says:
    August 10, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    Will be really entertaining when they try to fire him and he sues them for discrimination. Get the popcorn ready

  70. whthfk, says:
    August 10, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    I only saw about 30 secs to the “We must” ‘We must”.. hehehehehehe.. dumbshit.
    I wonder if that quota Al Dullton was worth it to appease the minorities.?

  71. tony says:
    August 10, 2011 at 2:29 pm

    I think MSNBC/or lib hackers have blocked this, can only get the first 15 seconds here and other places it doesn’t play at all. Bummer…..

  72. Pat Hickey says:
    August 10, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    Rev. Al is just one under the MSNBC Big Top of Talent.

    Get a load of Jonathan Capehart! It is like an old Ernie Kovacs Percy Dove Toncils sketch ! Dishing the dirt with his BFFs.

  73. Paul says:
    August 10, 2011 at 4:16 pm

    And the liberals say President Bush talks poorly! If you can’t see it look at You Tube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQOjoId8Q7k

  74. Paul says:
    August 10, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVK3gnkw0X0&feature=fvst Rev. Al Sharpton, or is the Rev. Jessie Jackson! This is funny, MSNBC need to get some people that can think!

  75. Bawney Twainweck says:
    August 10, 2011 at 6:16 pm

    I go to the Church of the Perpetually Outraged too, it’s a good cover.

  76. Lisa says:
    August 10, 2011 at 6:48 pm

    If it wasn’t so darn funny, I might be worried he was having a stroke or something. Made my day!

  77. lynda says:
    August 10, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    Call Al Sharpton’s radio show out of NYC M-F and tell him what you think about him and all the hate and lies he has spewed since the 60′s. Remember Tawana Brawley??? No one talks about that huge lie. He ruined many people’s lives. Call tomorrow: 877-532-5797

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