Friday Night Thread: What did Obama stash in his pocket?
Bet it’s his crack pipe.
President Barack Obama walks across the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, Thursday, Aug. 18, 2011, before his departure, as he travels to Martha’s Vineyard for a family vacation.
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Our money!
The football to destroy flyover country. Sarah’s country.
Weasel Meister….not a crack pipe. Ben-wa balls maybe? Or perhaps a quran? Or maybe a corn dog?
As he is an alien or illegal, that could be his sex probe organ.
Is that a banana in your pocked or are you glad to see me?
A dildo. And not Mooch’s.
Seriously, is he Carter2 or what?
I think you were right, it’s a crack pipe.
Or, judging from the creepy look on his face, a spare butt plug?
The battery pack for his and Carey’s 18v sawz- all equipped vibrator!!!!
dats, wookie s new ‘rabbit’ for when the kids go to bed…
It’s the key that winds him up.
Sorros forgot to take it out.
Looks like a golf ball. Always ready…
White House silverware, HE’s planning for the future.
He’s carrying his personally autographed copies of Alinsky’s “Rules for Radicals” and “Sex Rebel Black” by Frank Marshall Davis.
It’s one of the 30 flying saucers in the first alien assault on
Terra. Good news is……they’re as tiny as Obama’s clout…
and can be handled with “Raid”…or bleach if they visit
YOUR cellar!
Don’t be fooled, Mooch…he’s having a lot of sex “on the side!”
Quatto
A Vineyard butt tickler that he bought from Barny’s gift shop on the island.
A dog whistle. To call Carney, Plume and Axelrod when he needs them. After all, that compound is pretty big.
his resignation speech?
His cojones. Michelle loaned them to him for the vacay
The thing in his pocket is his ‘precious’.
looks like the point of a “Pickelhaube” for Goose Stepping around martha’s vinyard.
Friday Night Thread: What did Obama stash in his pocket?
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a back up change of his empty suit,
It’s Michelle’s codpiece. He likes to sit on it when she’s not around.
Michelle’s cojones. She didn’t want to be embarrassed in a swimsuit. http://cdn.ihatethemedia.com/wp-content/uploads/michelle-obama-bulge-e1273238194417.jpg
B O N G. can you say ‘bong’ children.
A Chris Matthews doll
It’s an Anthony Weiner doll by Hasbro in his left pocket…….
and Tony’s in a state of…um…er…arousal! Obama is in a
state of…..confusion….. and Mooch is getting LARGER!
(apologies to “Airplane”)
It’s a middle finger……for the Press.
It’s a two-pack of summers eve. He’s having Reggie Love over and he wants everything to be just right.
Maybe it’s a battery operated vagina with ‘roid clit.
Uncle Monkey…LMAO! He does look exactly like a wind up doll.
a sleeve of golf balls
Obumbler bobble head?
has to be this, he’s too much of a narcissist…..
http://madnews.wordpress.com/2008/11/18/item-of-the-day-barack-obama-dildos/
It’s his Demwit compass pointing way left, that impotent expression when he needs it, is now in his pocket.
Moochelle’s vibrator…
His real birth certificate
The truth. Out of sight, out of mind, desperately trying to get out
Crap… I should have read through the list before posting… looks like I’m not the only one who thinks Moochelle plugs in her own personal C in C.
A chicken, come home to roost
An economics book
Beach reading…an autographed copy of “The Communist Manifesto”
Looks like a carton of Kool’s.
Smoke up Johnny.
His socialist agenda
A pk of gum bands for Martha’s Vineyard bath house
It’s the book The Roots of Obama’s Rage, for neocolonialist ghost stories around the bonfire before the kids go to bed. Night night America…
pocket full of dogshit.
pocket prompter?
you WZ douchebags are so crazy! Just like me! another conspiracy theory in th e making!
1) It’s Pelosi’s stick-on witch nose he bought in a midnite jaunt to Ricky’s in NYC
2) It’s the Iranians’ plan for world domination stuffed into a test tube
3) It’s actually his penis after he saw six illegals in the parkinglot of the local vinyard wal-mart
4) It’s really just his intellect stuffed into the smallest container available at the 5 and dime!
A subpoena for the fast and furious gunrunning scandal
His summer reading –
“How To Ruin The Greatest Country On Earth for Dummies”
“I Married A Wookie”
“The Communist Manifesto”
Oh BTW, #3 is spot on cuz I heard from the beltway retards that Obama likes to Shoot an erection completely left of center!
Mooch’s belly button? A Claymore mine? Grace Jones’ left
breast? The “Soros Button” for total destruction? His vanishing
ego? A “bump in the road” to economic recovery? A wad of
Nicorette gum? The button to his penile-inflator? The “pea”
in the WH mattress that keeps Mooch awake all night? His
“stash”? Bo’s poopy-bag? His NEW PLAN for America?
A boll weevil from Mooch’s WH garden?….golly, gosh,,,
it could be ANYTHING…. BUT a bit of common sense,
and fairness to all Americans.
It’s the little doll he keeps of himself.
I bet he kisses it before he goes to bed at night, sicko.
does anyone else notice his walk resembles how a toy soilder walks?
Most likely the constitution so he can roll a fatty on vacation
It’s his iReggie!
Its his big fat wallet full of our tax money he plans to give to ACORN and SEIU
His butt plug
Michelles’ pocket rocket?
Valerie Jarrett
his george soros shaped butt plug
Its…his balls. MO let him check them out for the day. That’s why he’s smiling.
Chris Matthews just saw this picture and fainted…….
Put a funnel on his head and he’s the Tinman from The Wizard of Oz, no heart, no soul. That’s what’s in his pocket, never needed or used ‘em before but ya never know…
C’mon guys…that’s an easy one. Look closely. It is a ’40′ of Schlitz Malt Liquor. (cap is pointing down). Obviously, AF1 doesn’t carry the brand as a regular supply.
Canadian cigs, he acquired a taste for them when he traveled in those new buses.
Michelles strap-on and his K-Y jelly
It’s his monkey god that he prays to all the time. His (un) lucky charm.
You know those “Mom’s brag book” photo albums that are small enough to haul around everywhere? That’s his. It’s filled with pix of his special friend Reggie.
It’s either that or a crack pipe.
Your nutz newz…
“Obama” is on another vacation…
Moron that later.
His balls!!!!
Orca’s snack, feeding time at the zoo.
Michelles little friend
It’s a Mao bobble head.
It’s a John Boehner voodoo doll, and one of the needles just pierced what passes for his scrotum . . .
Or one of those little notepads with some hand-written off-the-cuff comments he uses when ‘speaking candidly’ or deviating from prepared comments while reading the TOTUS . .
My guess is he’s packing heat, probably had Rahm pick him up a hot Glock on the south side and sent it to him by homie express. He can’t rely on the SS anymore, since he treats them like dirt and they all meant it when they took their oaths to defend the Constitution. Until he can get 50 or so of the ObamaYouth trained up to standards, and get them into place to replace the SS, he’s on his own.
That’s the result of an overdose of Viagra and a double jointed tally whacker.
Its definitely not his conscience. Not the Constitution. I know what it is: Its the missing “A” from our AAA credit rating.
It’s a copy of the Koran.