White House Releases Another Absurd Photo To Prove Obama Is “Working” In Martha’s Vineyard…

We didn’t buy it the the other day and we’re not buying it now.
Comments & pings are closed.President Barack Obama holds conference call on Hurricane Irene with FEMA Director Craig Fugate, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano, Chief of Staff Bill Daley, and John Brennan, Assistant to the President for Homeland Security, in Chilmark, Mass., Aug. 26, 2011. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)





Oh usurperboy has his fuckfinger up again for his NLP messaging that he is not pleased to have to pose for yet another picture.
Is that an indoor golf course?
Usurperboy himself knows he’s not a natural born citizen:
“Whereas John Sidney McCain, III, was born to American citizens on an American military base in the Panama Canal Zone in 1936: Now, therefore, be it Resolved, That John Sidney McCain, III, is a `natural born Citizen’ under Article II, Section 1, of the Constitution of the United States.”–Barack Obama, SR 511
Who’s he calling – his golf coach?
His boyfriend for a little anal golf.
Yeah…make that one mushroom, one regular, and two pepperonis for the Mooch
Ordering takeout or a new villa incase MO wants the big one for herself and needs to seek other accommodations. Separate planes so that would be the next step.
Harleybob says:
August 26, 2011 at 3:13 pm
His boyfriend for a little anal golf.
A hole in one every time the tees off!
Pencilneck aide: Ok Mr. President, just sit right there and hold the phone to your ear and look…PRESIDENTIAL.
Obama: Like this, ( holding the phone to his ear trying to look official)
Pencilneck aide: Perfect sir! …thinking to himself, (Wow everything about this is just historic. Thank you Mother Nature for allowing me to be a part of this historic moment).
Did they plug the phones in this time?
John Bingham, Father of the 14th Amendment, March 9, 1866 Congressional Record
“I find no fault with the introductory clause, which is simply declaratory of what is written in the Constitution, that eery human being born within the jurisdiction of the United States of parents not owing allegiance to any foreign sovereignty is, in the language of the Constitution itself, a natural-born citizen…”
Barack Obama aka Harrison Blounel aka Barry Soetoro/Soebarka admits on Fight The Smears that he was born a British citizen per the British Nationality Act of 1948 since his father and grandfather were both British Citizens by Birth (Kenya Colony).
Caption this:
“yeah… hold the anchovies…”
Bah, he’s probably enjoying a little phone sex to relieve the stress.
“Hello, Barbi? It’s me again, Barry. Yeah, that Barry. I need a little action to relieve the stress and feel better. Yeah, damn Tea Party terrorists are at it again. I gotta cut short my vacation because of some @#$%&! hurricane, but at least the Klingon is staying here. Will you wear the Mao outfit and quote some Marx for me honey? Oh yeah, baby, you know what your community organizer wants. Talk dirty to me honey! Oh, spread the wealth around, it’s Bush’s fault, oooooh ahhhhh, give it to me baby! Wait, my zipper is stuck ….”
Gold pro hell, the guys a racist!
Burgerking? Yeah send it to the backdoor as usual…
‘Reggie, get your butt over here.. I had to shower alone again.’
Hi,
Is this Pepe’s Mexican Restaurant??? This is Barry. I’m renting the really big, expensive place down the road.
Can you get over here fast with a shitload of tamales. The wife is on a rampage.
Will your Golf course be open on Sunday? If not can I get a rain check?
He could just as easily be thanking Warren Buffet for the ‘reach-around’.
Well at least there don’t appear to be any boogers hanging out his schnoz like Michael More-on had.
It is actually a photo of Obama talking to the hotel down the beach telling them to get his daughters out of the pool and send them home.
Micky beat me to it. I was going to write, “Now is this a crispy crust pizza or one of those with the cheese stuffed in there? Michelle wants the cheese”.
Wow, those sex-talk hotlines have really gotten specialized over the years– “Marxist sex talk”– good one, Proud Infidel– “Oh baby, let me hear you say from each according to their means, to each according to their needs, one more time!”
Mooch! Mooch! MOOCH!! will you LISTEN to me for ONCE!!
You CAN’T keep shaking down these merchants and bringing all this s$* HOME! Your suitcases won’t hold anything else!!
I KNOW you thru away all the clothes you brought with you so you Loot some more
I KNOW you sent the SS flunkies out to buy more suitcases!
I KNOW you are flying on your own plane back to DC!!
oh, what the hell,
ya honey
ya honey
ya honey
He’s probably ordering a $350 pizza.
The only thing these commie puppets are talking about is how to use this to get votes and take whiteys guns like katrenia Never let the a tragedy go to waste hundreds of dead americans obama standing next to a american flag saluting wait they just did that with are SEALS. I got IT !! An obama stuntman hanging from a chopper saving people in the flood are hero black people only that is copyright me
Oh please who uses land lines these days, he’s ordering a pizza or talking to his buds in Saudi Arabia.
“What do you mean it’s going to take an hour to shut down the course so I can play?”
Another posed proepanga shot just like the shot of bill clinton with rabin and arafat during the posed handshaking all posed for the liberal text books and propeganda news rags
Gosh golly gee, I feel safer already knowing Bammy’s at the helm and in control. What a leader! /sarc
(Btw, working my a$$. He’s ordering up a case of top shelf vodka, lobster tails, arugula and dessert.)
“Mooch honey, pick me up a carton of cigs while you’re there.”
@dc
Right you are! It’s his favorite pizzaria in….. CHI-TOWN…..but
this pizza will cost us taxpayers a bit more than $350, dontcha think?
“Yes, Mr. Rasmussen……put me down for the “Obama is
doing EVERYTHING right” category! …and PLEASE
poll me againt next week!”
“what tha fu## did biden do this time”"
get biden back here immediately.
Hello Afro Mart.
I would like 10 bottles of hair straightener for my wife.
Obama: “Let me get this straight. I am President and you still won’t let me put ketshup on my Chicago Dog? ”
Super Daw: Yep! That’s right. We can’t let you sink any lower tehn you have.
“Hi…is this Chuck E Cheese?….I need a table for 700 for
this afternoon…about 4,…..and….uh…bill the DNC!”
“Hello!…..is this Jeff Imelt? OK,….Mr. Imelt, is your refridger-
ator RUNNING?…it is?….when you better go catch it! Ha, ha!”
Hi Reggie,
We need to come up with something quick. Mooch worked it out about us and she has been on a rampage ever since. Why do you think she ran off to her brother’s place in Oregon with the entire Robinson clan? Now she is refusing to attend to her First Wookie duties and the subjects are starting to talk.
@Proud Infidel – fify
“Hello, Debby? It’s me again, Barry. ……
my god. this guy play acting worst than his real acting!
Another bad thing about the Hurrican, it wil shorten his vacation up and send him back to Washington to do more damage. Cant wait until he is sent back to Chicago in 2012
how about resist tea party we much as a slogan…..just sayin……..no,what,why not
what’s his other hand doing?
putting the off in jerk, i bet
yes i would like a large supreme pizza,large chicken wings,large bread sticks.and can we get extra ranch dressing.no ,need a liter of diet coke.my wife is watching her weight.
Hey Secret Service, did you get the springs fixed in Pimp 1? You know Mooch has been eating her way across island and I don’t want to be embarassed again by getting stuck!
At least the phone isnt upside down….and if this is obummer acting presidential maybe I should post a pic of me being the Easter bunny. One will be as “real ” as the other, won’t it?
Obama – ‘can I get 5 gallons not mint ripple?’
A phone with a wire?
Did they photoshop a 1970′s pic of Jimmah?
“Ok……I understand, officer! She ALWAYS chokes on lobster
rolls! Put her head between her legs and kick her in the ass…
it’s always worked before……Keep this mum..and we’ll
be over to pick ‘er up in the morning….and fer crissakes,
NO JumboJacks and onion rings tonite….no matter HOW much
she screams!”
“So I’m supposed to do what?
Climb up a small flight of stairs?…Okay, then what?
You say jump down and land on my feet really hard? Okay
And you say my head will fall out of my ass???? That’s all I need to do?”
“What do you mean you can’t do a half-lobster, half-truffles pizza? Do you know who I am?”
Thinkin “bout how I’m managing to destroy this country. Don’t care what western historians say a hundred years from now.
America won’t have United States ,,I’ll be a hero in the rest of the world.
Okay Luci-furr ,, talk to ya later boss. Thanks for all of your help with misleading all of the sheep that you got to vote for me and are still fucking blindly supporting me!
You are right,, they are ignoramus’ !!