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White House Releases Another Absurd Photo To Prove Obama Is “Working” In Martha’s Vineyard…

We didn’t buy it the the other day and we’re not buying it now.

President Barack Obama holds conference call on Hurricane Irene with FEMA Director Craig Fugate, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano, Chief of Staff Bill Daley, and John Brennan, Assistant to the President for Homeland Security, in Chilmark, Mass., Aug. 26, 2011. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

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53 comments
  1. anonymouse says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    Oh usurperboy has his fuckfinger up again for his NLP messaging that he is not pleased to have to pose for yet another picture.

  2. gastorgrab says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    Is that an indoor golf course?

  3. anonymouse says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    Usurperboy himself knows he’s not a natural born citizen:
    “Whereas John Sidney McCain, III, was born to American citizens on an American military base in the Panama Canal Zone in 1936: Now, therefore, be it Resolved, That John Sidney McCain, III, is a `natural born Citizen’ under Article II, Section 1, of the Constitution of the United States.”–Barack Obama, SR 511

  4. Sentinel says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    Who’s he calling – his golf coach?

  5. Harleybob says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:13 pm

    His boyfriend for a little anal golf.

  6. Mickey Shea says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:15 pm

    Yeah…make that one mushroom, one regular, and two pepperonis for the Mooch

  7. Lizzy says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:15 pm

    Ordering takeout or a new villa incase MO wants the big one for herself and needs to seek other accommodations. Separate planes so that would be the next step.

  8. Junius says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:15 pm

    Harleybob says:

    August 26, 2011 at 3:13 pm

    His boyfriend for a little anal golf.

    A hole in one every time the tees off!

  9. BigDufusConvention says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    Pencilneck aide: Ok Mr. President, just sit right there and hold the phone to your ear and look…PRESIDENTIAL.

    Obama: Like this, ( holding the phone to his ear trying to look official)

    Pencilneck aide: Perfect sir! …thinking to himself, (Wow everything about this is just historic. Thank you Mother Nature for allowing me to be a part of this historic moment).

  10. dahozho says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    Did they plug the phones in this time?

  11. anonymouse says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:17 pm

    John Bingham, Father of the 14th Amendment, March 9, 1866 Congressional Record
    “I find no fault with the introductory clause, which is simply declaratory of what is written in the Constitution, that eery human being born within the jurisdiction of the United States of parents not owing allegiance to any foreign sovereignty is, in the language of the Constitution itself, a natural-born citizen…”
    Barack Obama aka Harrison Blounel aka Barry Soetoro/Soebarka admits on Fight The Smears that he was born a British citizen per the British Nationality Act of 1948 since his father and grandfather were both British Citizens by Birth (Kenya Colony).

  12. CatieR says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:20 pm

    Caption this:

    “yeah… hold the anchovies…”

  13. Proud Infidel says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:21 pm

    Bah, he’s probably enjoying a little phone sex to relieve the stress.

    “Hello, Barbi? It’s me again, Barry. Yeah, that Barry. I need a little action to relieve the stress and feel better. Yeah, damn Tea Party terrorists are at it again. I gotta cut short my vacation because of some @#$%&! hurricane, but at least the Klingon is staying here. Will you wear the Mao outfit and quote some Marx for me honey? Oh yeah, baby, you know what your community organizer wants. Talk dirty to me honey! Oh, spread the wealth around, it’s Bush’s fault, oooooh ahhhhh, give it to me baby! Wait, my zipper is stuck ….”

  14. serfer62 says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    Gold pro hell, the guys a racist!

    Burgerking? Yeah send it to the backdoor as usual…

  15. S. Wolf says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    ‘Reggie, get your butt over here.. I had to shower alone again.’

  16. CincyLiar says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    Hi,

    Is this Pepe’s Mexican Restaurant??? This is Barry. I’m renting the really big, expensive place down the road.

    Can you get over here fast with a shitload of tamales. The wife is on a rampage.

  17. ProudbaconeatingInfidel says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:35 pm

    Will your Golf course be open on Sunday? If not can I get a rain check?

  18. Pendog says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:37 pm

    He could just as easily be thanking Warren Buffet for the ‘reach-around’.

  19. uncivil & right says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:38 pm

    Well at least there don’t appear to be any boogers hanging out his schnoz like Michael More-on had.

  20. steve in tulsa says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:44 pm

    It is actually a photo of Obama talking to the hotel down the beach telling them to get his daughters out of the pool and send them home.

  21. ThomNJ says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    Micky beat me to it. I was going to write, “Now is this a crispy crust pizza or one of those with the cheese stuffed in there? Michelle wants the cheese”.

  22. spepper says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:50 pm

    Wow, those sex-talk hotlines have really gotten specialized over the years– “Marxist sex talk”– good one, Proud Infidel– “Oh baby, let me hear you say from each according to their means, to each according to their needs, one more time!”

  23. NoBlahBlah says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    Mooch! Mooch! MOOCH!! will you LISTEN to me for ONCE!!

    You CAN’T keep shaking down these merchants and bringing all this s$* HOME! Your suitcases won’t hold anything else!!

    I KNOW you thru away all the clothes you brought with you so you Loot some more

    I KNOW you sent the SS flunkies out to buy more suitcases!

    I KNOW you are flying on your own plane back to DC!!

    oh, what the hell,

    ya honey
    ya honey
    ya honey

  24. dc says:
    August 26, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    He’s probably ordering a $350 pizza.

  25. MR ED says:
    August 26, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    The only thing these commie puppets are talking about is how to use this to get votes and take whiteys guns like katrenia Never let the a tragedy go to waste hundreds of dead americans obama standing next to a american flag saluting wait they just did that with are SEALS. I got IT !! An obama stuntman hanging from a chopper saving people in the flood are hero black people only that is copyright me

  26. Monica says:
    August 26, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    Oh please who uses land lines these days, he’s ordering a pizza or talking to his buds in Saudi Arabia.

  27. nevergiveup says:
    August 26, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    “What do you mean it’s going to take an hour to shut down the course so I can play?”

  28. Spurwing Plover says:
    August 26, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    Another posed proepanga shot just like the shot of bill clinton with rabin and arafat during the posed handshaking all posed for the liberal text books and propeganda news rags

  29. Florodora says:
    August 26, 2011 at 4:27 pm

    Gosh golly gee, I feel safer already knowing Bammy’s at the helm and in control. What a leader! /sarc

    (Btw, working my a$$. He’s ordering up a case of top shelf vodka, lobster tails, arugula and dessert.)

  30. Tanya says:
    August 26, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    “Mooch honey, pick me up a carton of cigs while you’re there.”

  31. barbedwhyer says:
    August 26, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    @dc

    Right you are! It’s his favorite pizzaria in….. CHI-TOWN…..but
    this pizza will cost us taxpayers a bit more than $350, dontcha think?

  32. barbedwhyer says:
    August 26, 2011 at 5:07 pm

    “Yes, Mr. Rasmussen……put me down for the “Obama is
    doing EVERYTHING right” category! …and PLEASE
    poll me againt next week!”

  33. JACK-CASANOVA says:
    August 26, 2011 at 5:08 pm

    “what tha fu## did biden do this time”"

  34. JACK-CASANOVA says:
    August 26, 2011 at 5:11 pm

    get biden back here immediately.

  35. Sniffy Pop Tuna Scented Popcorn says:
    August 26, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    Hello Afro Mart.

    I would like 10 bottles of hair straightener for my wife.

  36. EdW says:
    August 26, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    Obama: “Let me get this straight. I am President and you still won’t let me put ketshup on my Chicago Dog? ”
    Super Daw: Yep! That’s right. We can’t let you sink any lower tehn you have.

  37. barbedwhyer says:
    August 26, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    “Hi…is this Chuck E Cheese?….I need a table for 700 for
    this afternoon…about 4,…..and….uh…bill the DNC!”

  38. barbedwhyer says:
    August 26, 2011 at 5:17 pm

    “Hello!…..is this Jeff Imelt? OK,….Mr. Imelt, is your refridger-
    ator RUNNING?…it is?….when you better go catch it! Ha, ha!”

  39. sb says:
    August 26, 2011 at 5:43 pm

    Hi Reggie,

    We need to come up with something quick. Mooch worked it out about us and she has been on a rampage ever since. Why do you think she ran off to her brother’s place in Oregon with the entire Robinson clan? Now she is refusing to attend to her First Wookie duties and the subjects are starting to talk.

  40. BigJake says:
    August 26, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    @Proud Infidel – fify

    “Hello, Debby? It’s me again, Barry. ……

  41. uzi4you says:
    August 26, 2011 at 5:56 pm

    my god. this guy play acting worst than his real acting!

  42. David S. says:
    August 26, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    Another bad thing about the Hurrican, it wil shorten his vacation up and send him back to Washington to do more damage. Cant wait until he is sent back to Chicago in 2012

  43. aerodog says:
    August 26, 2011 at 6:42 pm

    how about resist tea party we much as a slogan…..just sayin……..no,what,why not

  44. Papoose says:
    August 26, 2011 at 6:50 pm

    what’s his other hand doing?

    putting the off in jerk, i bet

  45. nugykent says:
    August 26, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    yes i would like a large supreme pizza,large chicken wings,large bread sticks.and can we get extra ranch dressing.no ,need a liter of diet coke.my wife is watching her weight.

  46. tnquake says:
    August 26, 2011 at 7:39 pm

    Hey Secret Service, did you get the springs fixed in Pimp 1? You know Mooch has been eating her way across island and I don’t want to be embarassed again by getting stuck!

  47. Janna says:
    August 26, 2011 at 7:41 pm

    At least the phone isnt upside down….and if this is obummer acting presidential maybe I should post a pic of me being the Easter bunny. One will be as “real ” as the other, won’t it?

  48. nobarack08 says:
    August 26, 2011 at 8:38 pm

    Obama – ‘can I get 5 gallons not mint ripple?’

  49. NWMN says:
    August 26, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    A phone with a wire?

    Did they photoshop a 1970′s pic of Jimmah?

  50. barbedwhyer says:
    August 27, 2011 at 1:02 am

    “Ok……I understand, officer! She ALWAYS chokes on lobster
    rolls! Put her head between her legs and kick her in the ass…
    it’s always worked before……Keep this mum..and we’ll
    be over to pick ‘er up in the morning….and fer crissakes,
    NO JumboJacks and onion rings tonite….no matter HOW much
    she screams!”

  51. Lotte Lenya says:
    August 27, 2011 at 1:12 am

    “So I’m supposed to do what?
    Climb up a small flight of stairs?…Okay, then what?
    You say jump down and land on my feet really hard? Okay
    And you say my head will fall out of my ass???? That’s all I need to do?”

  52. oilfield7550 says:
    August 27, 2011 at 10:42 am

    “What do you mean you can’t do a half-lobster, half-truffles pizza? Do you know who I am?”

  53. DeadTedKennedy says:
    August 28, 2011 at 8:04 am

    Thinkin “bout how I’m managing to destroy this country. Don’t care what western historians say a hundred years from now.

    America won’t have United States ,,I’ll be a hero in the rest of the world.

    Okay Luci-furr ,, talk to ya later boss. Thanks for all of your help with misleading all of the sheep that you got to vote for me and are still fucking blindly supporting me!

    You are right,, they are ignoramus’ !!

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