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Obama’s Long-Lost Uncle Surfaces After Being Arrested For Drunk Driving While Living As An Illegal Immigrant In Massachusetts…

Let me get this straight, Obama’s “Auntie” Zeituni Onyango is an illegal immigrant living in Boston on every form of welfare Mass has to offer (which is a LOT) and now his uncle is also found living here illegally as well? Talk about assploding irony.

(The Australian) — BARACK Obama’s long-lost “Uncle Omar” has been arrested for alleged drink-driving outside Boston and detained as an illegal immigrant, The Times can reveal.

The arrest ends a mystery over the fate of a relative that the US President wrote in his memoir had moved to America from Kenya in the 1960s, although the circumstances of his discovery may now prove to be an embarrassment for the White House.

Official records say Onyango Obama, 67, was picked up outside the Chicken Bone Saloon in Framingham, Massachusetts, at 7.10pm on August 24. Police say he nearly crashed his Mitsubishi 4×4 into a patrol car, and then insisted that the officer should have given way to him. A report filed with the Framingham District Court said that a breathalyser at the police station registered his blood alcohol at 0.14mg/100ml of blood, above the state limit of 0.08mg.

According to a local newspaper, Mr Obama was charged with driving under the influence and driving to endanger, as well as failing to use a turn signal. He was detained as an illegal immigrant because the US Bureau of Immigration and Customs Enforcement has an outstanding warrant for him because he was previously ordered to be deported to Kenya.

The Times has established from his birthdate that Mr Obama is the Uncle Omar mentioned in President Obama’s best-selling memoir Dreams from My Father. In the 1995 book, President Obama writes of “the uncle who had left for America 25 years ago and had never come back”.

In 2008, The Times mounted a search for Uncle Omar. Instead of finding him, we discovered his sister, President Obama’s Auntie Zeituni, who was living as an illegal immigrant on a Boston housing estate. Uncle Omar and Auntie Zeituni are the children of President Obama’s grandfather Hussein Onyango Obama, by his third wife Sarah, the woman President Obama calls “Granny”, because she raised his father, Barack Sr, who was Hussein Obama’s son by Hussein’s second wife, Akumu.

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39 comments
  1. nevergiveup says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:02 am

    Uncle and Auntie need to be deported back to Kenya, NOW! Of course, we could drag this through the court system as the elections heat up….

  2. williewe says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:06 am

    carter had billie and obama has who the hell knows how many illegal aliens tied to his shoestrings. it looks like thre whole demonicrat party to me.

  3. SpringTexas says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:07 am

    Seems illegality run rampant in his family.

  4. ESAD says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:08 am

    guess that makes Three of them here in Amerikwa

  5. SpringTexas says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:08 am

    The Chicken Bone Saloon??? Hilarious! You could never make this stuff up!!!

  6. GRIZZ says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:09 am

    Waterboard his muzzie ass

  7. Rufus says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:16 am

    That makes wo illegal Obamas squatting in our country.
    What are the odds there are actually three of them?

  8. Lauren says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:17 am

    Vetting.

  9. jd says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:18 am

    Evidently all Obamas live in “public housing”, but Barack got the biggest “public house”.

  10. Ciccio says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:18 am

    Every day I check the BBC, CNN and NY Times news and not a word about this. Why the f*** does this only come out in an Australian paper?

  11. lawn lizard says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:20 am

    chicken bones are used for voodoo in africa!

  12. Ed says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:21 am

    The Chicken Bone Saloon. LOL. I just saw some reality show on tv that featured the remake of that joint. Guess they will put the guys picture on the wall now.

  13. whthfk, says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:22 am

    Auntie has been made legal and so will this drunk ass uncle.
    More votes for obama.. I wonder how long before he brings the rest of his tribe over?

  14. Mindy Lou says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:26 am

    bet he isn’t deported either… Four More Years! Four More Years!

    Ug…

  15. NoBlahBlah says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:28 am

    This Site and YOU people are SO Racist!

    and the COPS! I mean, I don’t know much about this except to say that the COPS acted STUPIDLY!

    He DID use his turn signal, He slurred TTHUrN! Camel! TTTHHUURN!

    Racist Cops, it’s an OLD story.

    Let Him GO! we Want ‘immigrants’ in this country!

  16. buzzsawmonkey says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:28 am

    Uncle Omar/Aunt Zeituni
    —apologies to Paul McCartney and “Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey”

    We’re so sorry, Uncle Omar
    We’re so sorry that we have to run you in
    We’re so sorry, Uncle Omar
    But you hit a police car
    After you had drunk too much gin

    We’re so sorry that we must take you away
    We’re so sorry, Uncle Omar
    But when you get to court
    You know that you will have your say

    We’re so sorry, Uncle Omar
    But you really didn’t have the right of way
    We’re so sorry, Uncle Omar
    How did you obtain a license to
    Drive this car, anyway?

    Don’t live where they oughter (oughter)
    Stay here ’cause they lie
    Don’t live where they oughter (oughter)
    Stay here ’cause they lie

    Auntie Zeituni admitted proudly
    She’s living in the US but not legally
    She likes it in a land where everything is free
    If she only lies
    (She gets benefits and gets them ’cause she lies)

    Don’t live where they oughter (oughter)
    Stay here ’cause they lie
    Don’t live where they oughter (oughter)
    Stay here ’cause they lie

    Immigration laws they get around (get around)
    And they find life is well-found
    When the laws they get around
    Immigration laws they get around (get around)
    And they find life is well-found
    When the laws they get around

    Don’t live where they oughter (oughter)
    Stay here ’cause they lie
    Don’t live where they oughter (oughter)
    Stay here ’cause they lie

    Ooooo…..Ooooo

  17. Louisiana Steve says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:34 am

    I’m confident Uncle Omar will be exonerated once he shows his official Hawaiian birth certificate.

  18. JIM says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:45 am

    This has to be a conflict of interest: when the president decides to create an executive order not to expel illegal’s, but he has a family of them

  19. MN Jim says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:45 am

    Need to send all three of them back to Kenya – Auntie, Uncle,and barack

  20. MN Jim says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:48 am

    Just imagine the headlines if George Bush had been found to have family illegal immigrants living off the welfare system. obama has gotten a pass from the media on so many issues, you just roll your eyes and say :”What is next?”

  21. hillbilly says:
    August 29, 2011 at 10:00 am

    an entire family of scum-sucking asswipes. i cringe every time i see any of them. massachusetts must be a pretty screwed up place if the taxpayers have to support these theives.

  22. deez says:
    August 29, 2011 at 10:04 am

    “Police say he nearly crashed his Mitsubishi 4×4 into a patrol car, and then insisted that the officer should have given way to him.”

    Of course he did. The nerve of the racist cop parking his cruiser in the path of his swerving. With his nephew in office, blacks now always have the right of way.

    This story isn’t in any of the Boston papers, yet it shows up in Australia?

  23. xerocky says:
    August 29, 2011 at 10:04 am

    “although the circumstances of his discovery may now prove to be an embarrassment for the White House.”
    Why, is someone in the MSM going to notice? I highly doubt it.
    If this were any Republican president, Comedy Central would be devoloping a series about it. “Uncle Onyango…. ha ha ha”

    Have you ever heard of any American politician of any stripe, let alone president who has so many drunk driving illegal immigrants in his family?
    How is this guy president?

  24. xerocky says:
    August 29, 2011 at 10:06 am

    @Deez

    “This story isn’t in any of the Boston papers, yet it shows up in Australia?”

    It’s called a cover up. And it’s the media that’s doing it. State run newspapers or what?

  25. exceller says:
    August 29, 2011 at 10:09 am

    where is the Comedy Central parody cartoon of the Obama administration/family? Remember that show called Lil Bush?
    Lots of material to work with here, the jokes write themselves.
    Come on Comedy Central, let’s get on the stick. I’m ready to laugh my ass off.

  26. S. Wolf says:
    August 29, 2011 at 10:17 am

    SpringTexas.. they aren’t the only ones..

    Richardson revelation-Obama is an immigrant

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5OUdj_YIpo

  27. ER says:
    August 29, 2011 at 10:38 am

    @S. Wolf, thanks for highlighting the very explicit “Obama es un imigrante” (“Obama is an immigrant”) statement straight off the lips of Gov Bill Richardson, who definitely should know, seeing as he was the previous Chairman of the Democratic National Committee and also a competing candidate for the Dem nomination himself against Obama (in addition to having been an ambassador, in the Clinton cabinet as Sec of Energy, a senator, etc). Shame we never got to hear him Q&A before Congress after getting the nomination for the Obama cabinet, since he withdrew his nomination conveniently after the Obama-is-an-immigrant clip went viral.

  28. RKflorida says:
    August 29, 2011 at 10:41 am

    And Auntie is such an attractive lady too. I’ll bet old uncle is another photogenic dream boat. Is there anyone in this crap head’s family that is here legally? Including the crap head himself.

  29. Bunni says:
    August 29, 2011 at 10:41 am

    Drunken asshats run in that family!

    Chicken bone saloon, ha ha, can’t make this Sh*T up!
    Let’s deport all 3 of them!

  30. minuteman26 says:
    August 29, 2011 at 10:47 am

    Oh No!!! Not Uncle Onyango!

  31. Ma Kettle says:
    August 29, 2011 at 10:53 am

    I read this in the morning paper last week. It was just a regular run of the mill article of a Framingham cop and the bat shit crazy things illegals are doing with cars to harm American citizens, especially after Matt Denises death over the weekend in my town, who was innocently killed by the murderous hands of a multiple offender drunk illegal. This article made me laugh because I thought this illegal Kenyan was pretty clever using Obama as a last name here in the bluest state, Massachusetts.

    But, The MetroWest Daily News didn’t mention anything about him being Obamas Uncle. I do think that if the MWDN did know that, they would have consulted with the Massachusettts Democratic food chain, and then like the fish wrap they are, omitted it.

  32. Katherine says:
    August 29, 2011 at 11:24 am

    Aunt Putootie has a great deal of gold on her fingers. I guess welfare pays.

  33. er says:
    August 29, 2011 at 11:26 am

    ER says:
    August 29, 2011 at 10:38 am

    God you are an asshole.

  34. Agent 99 says:
    August 29, 2011 at 11:58 am

    SOoooo, Uncle Omar moved here in the 60′s.
    And BTW, Obama’s Cousin , Sekou ODINGA probably moved here with Unlcle Omar. In which case, SEKOU ODINGA, was directly involved and arrested in the BRINK’S ROBBERY OF 1981 along with Ayers/Dohrn. **Brinks Robbery of 1981 was Black Liberation Army with the New Communists and the Weather Underground.
    Strangely, BHO’s Cousin Odinga was caught by police cuz he was driving like a maniac after the Robbery.
    Police Officer was killed. Security Guards were killed.
    ALL IN THE FAMILY?? Cooincidence????
    Ayers, BHO, Dohrn. BLA (early Black Panthers) Cousin Odinga from Kenya ALL Related. Plus the Commies. **SEKOU ODINGA (aka Nathaniel Burnes) still in jail for the Robbery.
    Finally, the DailyMailUK has just posted on this.
    Uncle Omar retained in Police Custody.
    How in the Hell did America elect the son of a Druken,Bigamist,Womanizing “Goat-Herder from Kenya”???
    Yep! Barry still says that his daddy was a Goat Herder. ((From a speech in Africa not long ago)

  35. Fishy Commentator says:
    August 29, 2011 at 12:35 pm

    Omar? Omar is a distinctly MUSLIM name. Sounds like he has the same drinking problem Barak Obama Sr. had!! Wait a second… alcohol is haram (forbidden) in Islam. Sharia says that on the first and second offenses a muslim who is caught drinking is to be whipped, then on a third offense put to death!

    Uncle Omar is a DRUNKEN MUSLIM!!!

  36. anonymouse says:
    August 29, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    According to a local newspaper, Mr Obama was charged with … :-)

  37. anonymouse says:
    August 29, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    Goat Herder, that is funny on so many levels…

  38. Agent 99 says:
    August 29, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    Don’t discount that BHO’s cuz was in NYC in 1981 ((where was BHO when Brinks’ Robbery went down???))
    GOAT HERDER:
    Gound it …in July 2009 BHO addresses Ghana Parliament.

    Part of transcript:

    “My grandfather was a cook for the British in Kenya, and though he was a respected elder in his village, his employers called him “boy” for much of his life. He was on the periphery of Kenya’s liberation struggles, but he was still imprisoned briefly during repressive times. In his life, colonialism wasn’t simply the creation of unnatural borders or unfair terms of trade – it was something experienced personally, day after day, year after year.

    My father grew up herding goats in a tiny village, an impossible distance away from the American universities where he would come to get an education. He came of age at an extraordinary moment of promise for Africa. The struggles of his own father’s generation were giving birth to new nations, beginning right here in Ghana. Africans were educating and …..”

    Read more: http://blog.beliefnet.com/cityofbrass/2009/07/obamas-speech-in-africa-transc.html#ixzz1WRHBPio4
    ALSO see: “”I Have The Blood Of Africa In My Veins”"
    From ^^^^link above.

  39. Agent 99 says:
    August 29, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    FOUND IT …((Not Gound It))) OOops! THX!

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