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Too Funny: Obama Needs Two Teleprompters For Three-Minute Speech…

And the left wants us to believe he’s the smartest man who has ever lived.

(Washington Examiner) — President Obama required two heavy-duty teleprompters on Monday during a three-minute speech in which he nominated Alan Krueger to serve as chairman of his Council of Economic Advisers.

“I am very pleased to appoint Alan and I look forward to working with him,” Obama said, staring at the large, flat-screen monitor to his right, then shifting his eyes to the teleprompter on his left. “I have nothing but confidence in Alan as he takes on this important role as one of the leaders of my economic team.”

Obama did not give Krueger a chance to make any comments on Monday.

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34 comments
  1. Despising the Left says:
    August 29, 2011 at 1:55 pm

    The Kenyan broke out the TOTUS 1000 models for his 3 minute blah, blah, blah……And NO Allen you cant speak.
    How much did this cost us?

  2. KB says:
    August 29, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    I’m more interested in what’s on the teleprompter than whether or not he uses them.

  3. sb says:
    August 29, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    More about the “brilliant” barry from Jack Cashill

    http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/08/early_obama_letter_confirms_inability_to_write.html

    Cashill even includes my favorite quote about the Wookie’s “brilliance”

    She (Wookie) did not write well, either. Mundy charitably describes her senior thesis at Princeton as “dense and turgid.” The less charitable Christopher Hitchens observes, “To describe [the thesis] as hard to read would be a mistake; the thesis cannot be ‘read’ at all, in the strict sense of the verb. This is because it wasn’t written in any known language.”

  4. myrtle says:
    August 29, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    Prezbo must have been “wee-weed” up today.

  5. MN Jim says:
    August 29, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    So Michelle’s thesis was “not written in any known language”?
    Is “Wookie” a language?

  6. Rufus says:
    August 29, 2011 at 2:10 pm

    He is a puppet, pure and simple.
    The question is who exactly is pulling the strings?
    The Wookie and Valerie Jarret with first buddy, Reggie Love.

  7. tnquake says:
    August 29, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    @Despising the Left

    That must be the “Hardened” Totus 1000 model.

  8. Barry Soetoro (D-King Of The World!) says:
    August 29, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    You bitter-clingers are missing the main points here and they are;

    1. I look good standing there

    B. I look good standing there

    Now shut up and eat your peas.

    OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012′ (WTF)
    (the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)
    -It’s never too early to campaign-

  9. mm, mm, mmm says:
    August 29, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    U-Minn: Obama Least Smart Since FDR

    “President Obama now has the LOWEST average Flesch-Kincaid score for State of the Union addresses of any modern president — with his 8.5 grade level falling just below the 8.6 score recorded by George H.W. Bush during his presidency.”

    *wicked smaht*

  10. Clark Narkulis says:
    August 29, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    OOH. The first recorded use of the new mil-grade HurricanoPrompters. I bet those suckers went for $750K each.

  11. myrtle says:
    August 29, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    Contrast TOTUS’s 3 minutes with Bush’s off the cuff comments at ground zero on 9/14 (no TOTUS required). A small segment:

    President Bush: Thank you all. I want you all to know — it [bullhorn] can’t go any louder — I want you all to know that American today, American today is on bended knee, in prayer for the people whose lives were lost here, for the workers who work here, for the families who mourn. The nation stands with the good people of New York City and New Jersey and Connecticut as we mourn the loss of thousands of our citizens

    Rescue Worker: I can’t hear you!

    President Bush: I can hear you! I can hear you! The rest of the world hears you! And the people — and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon!

    Applause, applause, applause

  12. MN Jim says:
    August 29, 2011 at 2:22 pm

    The sad thing is that anyone who was paying attention knew all this before the election:
    Inability to speak without a teleprompter
    Stupid mistakes, such as 57 states
    Autobiography actually written by Bill Ayers
    Radical mentors
    Muslim birth, upbringing and sympathies
    Questionable birthplace
    No background info available, no school records, no thesis, no writings
    No experience
    No accomplishments
    Stated his position was to bankrupt the energy industries and raise costs

  13. Libra says:
    August 29, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    It also takes him an hour to cook minute rice.

  14. gastorgrab says:
    August 29, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    Do we know for a fact that he wasn’t watching a basketball game on one monitor?

  15. ironmaiden says:
    August 29, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    What’s going on with Obama?
    - Uses ’2008′ for date when signing guest book in Britain.
    - Gets daughter’s age wrong.
    - Gets Medal of Honor recipient details wrong.
    - Says 80% of the country wants tax increases.
    - Gets his own birthday wrong.
    It’s time the Left got off Palin’s back and started re-examining their messiah who appears to be cracking under the pressure of his failing presidency.

  16. ironmaiden says:
    August 29, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    gastorgrab – hysterical! :)

  17. Redwine says:
    August 29, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    Comrade Barry needs those teleprompters and writers for everything he says or writes because English is obviously not his first language. When he speaks ad lib, his grammar is often faulty and syntactically weak. He presumes to use figures of speech that are a part of our culture and twists their meaning because he doesn’t understand them (e.g. “Don’t make me call my bluff”).

  18. Spurwing Plover says:
    August 29, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    So why two telepromoters for three minutes of obamas minotnous oinking anyway

  19. Smokey says:
    August 29, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    Obama could’nt say shit if he had a mouthfull……….

  20. Coastal Eddie says:
    August 29, 2011 at 3:32 pm

    The point is he is able to use two prompters and nobody knows he uses them, right?

    It is important to stay up to date with another “Robo-read”.

  21. barbedwhyer says:
    August 29, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    He’s going full out for the blind pygmy vote.

  22. Grabbit Frabbit says:
    August 29, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    I don’t need no stinkin’ teleprompter to make this post…just about a half of a six pack or so!

    That would save the feds a whole boatload of money…just give them more beer and let them at the microphones!

  23. BART SIMPSON says:
    August 29, 2011 at 4:23 pm

    Good point gastorgab, but I think (don’t watch it–don’t care about it–don’t like it) b-ball is over for the year.

  24. OxyCon says:
    August 29, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    He should have named his dog “Prompter” instead of BO.

  25. neva says:
    August 29, 2011 at 5:37 pm

    Blind pygmy might possibly be the only group left he hasn’t thrown under the bus…

  26. hahaha says:
    August 29, 2011 at 5:57 pm

    obama = dumb lying scum

  27. Tacit Eagle says:
    August 29, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    Pathetic Mindless Marxist

  28. Popcorn says:
    August 29, 2011 at 6:13 pm

    He would best be served if that young girl going weather reports during Irene took over press statements.

  29. Popcorn says:
    August 29, 2011 at 6:15 pm

    Did that remind anyone of Soupy Sales? How about Pinky Lee? You can’t make this stuff up.

  30. Red Rocket says:
    August 29, 2011 at 9:24 pm

    He’s a skunk of the highest “odor”

  31. Maria says:
    August 29, 2011 at 10:22 pm

    I wish he would spend some time reading something besides teleprompters. Like the U.S. Constitution.

  32. Blackbird says:
    August 29, 2011 at 10:35 pm

    I would bet almost anything there is a little man under the black curtain yanking leavers and shouting into a microphone.
    Where is Toto when we need him the most?

  33. hahaha says:
    August 30, 2011 at 1:42 am

    Zelig, mini me behind the curtain that is valerie jarret and michelle obama

    Or, nothing at all – Zero substance, Snake oil preacher trading on race and bullshit

    otherwise he’s a know nothing fool. the world laughs at the US President flying by the seat of his pants at home (chaos being his objective) while presiding over the islamification of the middle east

    president and msm are the enemy, wow who would think..

  34. Lauren says:
    August 30, 2011 at 1:52 am

    And they call Obama the smartest guy in the room?
    Is he really that smart or is he just a thin-skinned narcissist who doesn’t want to sully his image.

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