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Number Of Times Obama Shrieked “Pass This Bill” During Speech To Congress: 17…

Dear Leader commands you heathen, “Pass this bill!”

(TheDC) — President Barack Obama asked lawmakers to “pass this bill” — or made some variation of the phrase — 17 times in his jobs speech before a joint session of Congress on Thursday night.

Obama unveiled his $447 billion jobs package, the American Jobs Act, during the speech.

Some variations of include: “I am sending this Congress a plan that you should pass right away,” “Pass this jobs bill, and we can put people to work rebuilding America” and “Pass this jobs bill, and thousands of teachers in every state will go back to work.”

Update: Video re-mix added courtesy of National Journal.

Posted by ZIP on Thursday, September 8, 2011, at 10:12 pm | Like Tweet

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75 comments
  1. Noelegy says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    Dear President Bahookie, it is not your job to order Congress around.

    Love, America

  2. exceller says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:15 pm

    PASS THIS BILL YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!

  3. Zcat says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:17 pm

    Well, maybe he should stop waiting on the unions and send those trade bills to congress. Pass it now and find out whats in it and how much it costing America taxpayers in a week. Hey wait, first he got to have a jobs plan. Hurry up and wait!

  4. Ex Poker Stars says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    Oh, I thought he said:”You gotta piss it right away.”

  5. Katherine says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:20 pm

    @exceller

    You got there first. But maybe I can improve on it:

    PASS THE BILL YOU SONS A’ BITCHES, BEFORE WE TAKE YOU OUT!

  6. Andy says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:22 pm

    I’m not sure why he couldn’t have phoned in these same sorry ass talking points from Martha’s.

    Hope to hell congress torpedos this turd.

  7. Hidajunshin says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:25 pm

    Pass the bill so we can find out what’s in it.

  8. MADJACK says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    Listen you sonsabitches, I Baraq Husinsane bin Ubama the 1st say this is George W’s fault and you’re making me look bad and dammit you sonsabitches know it is all about ME,ME,ME,ME,ME and ME! :roll:

  9. texray says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    please DONT pass this bill so i can blame u guys for the economy later!!!

  10. Grimmer says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    He plays dirty.

  11. Sentinel says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:33 pm

    Got a better idea….. let’s pass this turd in 2012.

  12. Mackie says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:34 pm

    Why does Obama always add teachers to job equation? Because the NEA has become one of the most powerful lobbyists in Washington,pure and simple.

    To many states are struggling because they allowed the teachers unions to grow to unsustainable growths in benefits. Why did this happen? Well the average American believed that educating their children is a very important thing and routinely voted for better teacher and school packages for decades.

    Unfortunately in many states from California to New Jersey the teachers unions have become way to powerful and their collective bargaining rights have simply ended up strangling several states economies.

    All we have to do is look at the Union thuggery that occurred. Just one example that occurred in Wisconsin when they did not get their way. Another example is the buzz saw that the terminator ran into in California when he tried to pass bills that would bring the unbridled benefits of the teachers union under control. The powerful union had more money than the governor could raise himself to promote his fiscal conservatism. The teachers unions loaded the airways with outright lies about what Schwarzenegger was requesting and the people of California foolishly bought it. After that the terminator gave in and moved to the center left and left office with barely a 25 percent approval rating.

  13. rbosque says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:34 pm

    Looks like Twitter is down…

  14. Axel says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:35 pm

    Reeks of a desperate man to me. Get on your knees and beg barry. The video was very amusing.

  15. Delaware Infidel says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:35 pm

    this asshole is pissing on our leg and telling us “No, it’s raining”

  16. MADgirl91 says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:40 pm

    Pass gas, pass a kidney stone, but don’t pass this bill.

  17. Whozat says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:43 pm

    Well, we gotta pass it so we’ll know what’s in it, right ?

    BTW – does the dumb motherfucker even have legislative language to BE passed yet ?

    And are we supposed to take his word for it that ‘we’ll talk about how to pay for it next week’ ????

    WTF does this fucking ( weasel censor evador activated ) think he’s fooling ?

  18. Maggie says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:43 pm

    WTF is that … His version of “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!” …???

    God! I’m so ill to the gills with this charlatan of epic proportions.

  19. Delaware Infidel says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:46 pm

    the repubicans are being SET up for this one. O’bumbler is pitching this as the plan that will solve all our economic problems and if the congress doesn’t pass this NOW! well then our economic collapse is there fault. don’t fall for it, this is what he will run on, but I hope america doesn’t buy it.

  20. jvon says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:47 pm

    Are they allowed to read it first, or do they have to pass it so we can find out what is in it?

  21. Popcorn says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    We much ………Sharpton

    Pass it now……..little O

    Pass the french fries…..lady BIG BUTT

  22. Isaac Bishop Jr. says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:49 pm

    Knowing what he’s really all about; knowing that even this bill is nothing more than “let’s tax the rich some more” BS, I just can’t help but to despise this man. I can barely listen to him speak, anymore, and I don’t take anything he says as being either serious, or true.

  23. John Difool says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    Number of times Biden softly sang “Pass the dutchie on the left-hand side” during the speech: 4

  24. texray says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    he knows it will not pass, part of plan to blame republicans when economy tanks

  25. Mackie says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    Obama has pretty much blown his wad. Very few are willing to trust him at the helm anymore and they have become increasingly skeptical of any of his dealings from his leftard position..

  26. gastorgrab says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:53 pm

    “Sunrise up your ass all morning
    Extremists won’t let me stay
    Seems my love is up and has left you with no warning
    It’s not always going to be this gray

    All bills must pass
    All bills must pass today”

  27. Lurvelymomma says:
    September 8, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    My Official Rebuttal:

    Up. Your. Azz. x17

  28. Piker says:
    September 8, 2011 at 11:01 pm

    It’s 4th down and you are standing in your own end zone, it’s time to punt, not pass you frigging idiot.

  29. gastorgrab says:
    September 8, 2011 at 11:02 pm

    Question: How many times do you have to repeat a lie before it becomes the truth?

    Answer: Eighteen.

    -

    Sorry, Obama!

  30. Rocketman says:
    September 8, 2011 at 11:05 pm

    Hey barry. Kiss our collective asses. we don’t care what you want.

  31. Charlie says:
    September 8, 2011 at 11:08 pm

    With all due respect to the late Dr. Palmer, an excellent poli sci professor, US Marine and patriot…you never saw the likes of this piece of shit who currently resides in our House. The country cannot survive another four years with this wet socialist turd and the equally vile racist and extremist democrat party. May you all burn in hell.

  32. Rancid says:
    September 8, 2011 at 11:10 pm

    Desperate? Just a little…. Finally Jimmy Carter is happy though; here’s a man to replace him as America’s worse president.

  33. patrick43 says:
    September 8, 2011 at 11:13 pm

    Blah x 17

  34. Redwine says:
    September 8, 2011 at 11:16 pm

    What an ugly, unsympathetic SOB. He has the most dead eyes.

  35. vanman says:
    September 8, 2011 at 11:17 pm

    The anointed one (may peace be upon him) wants Congress to pass his bill in order to find out what’s in it!

  36. S. Wolf says:
    September 8, 2011 at 11:22 pm

    ‘Dead Leader commands you heathens, pass this bill!’.. Aw.. ZIP.. little Freudian slip there, eh? ;)

    You’d almost think Hussein was trying to rap.. yo yo yo.. pass dis bill.. yo yo.. dis bill.. dis bill.. yeah, yeah.. pass dis bill..

  37. Maggie says:
    September 8, 2011 at 11:48 pm

    Thankfully the GOP didn’t dignify this POS with a response…

  38. Slaughter the Sheeple says:
    September 9, 2011 at 12:01 am

    Notice that he did the SAME THING for Stimulus I, Obamacare, etc.

    HURRY UP AND PASS THIS…THIS IS A CRISIS!!!

    I have to go on another vacation and just can’t wait around for you guys.

    Wookie is hungry for a late night snack of Bigger Burger and fries.

  39. GRIZZ says:
    September 9, 2011 at 12:12 am

    ok,so had the over and under on this?

  40. Spurwing Plover says:
    September 9, 2011 at 12:18 am

    Obama and cabnet under this song YOUR NO GOOD,YOUR NO GOOD,YOUR NO GOOD,BABY YOUR NO GOOD

  41. Clark Narkulis says:
    September 9, 2011 at 12:33 am

    The first president in history to write a “bill”. Hey Jackass, presidents can’t write bills.

  42. Florida Girl says:
    September 9, 2011 at 1:48 am

    He looks like shit these days. (more so than usual)
    Am I the only one who thinks he looks crazy?
    Moochelle needs to let him eat, Barry’s looking frail too.
    Not the usual sissy frail but sick.

  43. Reach63 says:
    September 9, 2011 at 2:13 am

    The only thing that would make this kabookie theater any more fun would be to have some jive music behind it.

  44. Redwine says:
    September 9, 2011 at 2:30 am

    Clark Narkulis says:
    September 9, 2011 at 12:33 am

    The first president in history to write a “bill”. Hey Jackass, presidents can’t write bills.

    You are right, CN. Hadn’t thought of this. It has to be introduced in the House first.

  45. Just_Saying says:
    September 9, 2011 at 2:34 am

    Another emergency bill. Always in crisis mode.
    .

  46. mackmack says:
    September 9, 2011 at 3:21 am

    I think we will take a pass on the bill, Barry.

  47. barbedwhyer says:
    September 9, 2011 at 4:45 am

    After his drumbeat orders to “pass the bill”, I expect the
    House to just “pass gas”. I mean, this guy has some real “tude”.

  48. barbedwhyer says:
    September 9, 2011 at 4:56 am

    “Hurry up. Pass my bill.”

    House Repubs should take a ten day respite on Martha’s
    Vineyard, mull this over, and get back to him on his
    ultimatum.

  49. Great Lakes State says:
    September 9, 2011 at 5:50 am

    July 2009 – To make the case for a big stimulus package, they released their economic forecast for the next few years. Without the stimulus, they saw the unemployment rate — then 7.2 percent — rising above 8 percent in 2009 and peaking at 9 percent next year. With the stimulus, the advisers said, unemployment would probably peak at 8 percent late this year.

    September 2011 – “I am sending this Congress a plan that you should pass right away,” “Pass this jobs bill, and we can put people to work rebuilding America” and “Pass this jobs bill, and thousands of teachers in every state will go back to work.”

    June 2012 – Hey, at just 1.2 trillion this plan will absolutely get us to 0% unemployment by October 2012 just in time for……

  50. xerocky says:
    September 9, 2011 at 6:08 am

    Same exact tatic that he used with Obama care, “You have to pass it NOW, or else!!!… don’t think, don’t read, just PASS THE BILL!!!”

    Not leadership.

  51. WhiteFalcon1 says:
    September 9, 2011 at 6:27 am

    Many of you cover this but its a set up! The economy is about to hit bottom hard, this speech, with this tag, is setting the right side up for the blame…barry can come back and say “I tried to get them to work with me but…” never once mentioning the dems locked an entire half out of the negotiations for the largest and most expensive law ever thought, written or passed…and now he wants bip[artisanship…cooperation….to work together….I dont fucking think so! This is 80 years of democrat policies coming home to roost, and they deserve every minute of whats coming to them…”GIVE a man a fish and he’s fed for the day…TEACH a man to fish and he can be fed and feed his own forever!” we’ve ben giving away far too many fishes and not enough fishing poles!
    Pride, self respect or self esteem cannot be legislated…believing that I owe YOU simply because you exist is bullshit…or that I owe you simply because Im kind enough to not see your children starve is more bullshit….or that I owe you simply because Ive chosen to get up at 4:30 every morning for the last 40 years to feed you and yours while mine often do without is bullshit…and Ive had enough…Im tired and Im not going to continue feeding the hand that continually bites my fingers off for feeding it!!! Ive run out of fingers and motivation to be kind…if you folks who benefit from my labor cant find in you some simple measure of respect or gratitude for all we’ve done for you…then FUCK YOU ALL!!!! Im keeping whats mine and giving to who’s mine….want to take it? Bring it the fuck on….eat shit and live, you lazy fuckers!!!

  52. Popcorn says:
    September 9, 2011 at 6:45 am

    Drugs………..

  53. spepper says:
    September 9, 2011 at 7:10 am

    The more people stick their finger where it doesn’t belong, the more it smells…..

  54. Always On Watch says:
    September 9, 2011 at 7:29 am

    The Scolder-In-Chief channeling Pelosi’s “Pass the bill without knowing what’s in it.”

    Surely, Congress will not do that again. Surely!

  55. ThomNJ says:
    September 9, 2011 at 7:51 am

    That’s odd, I think that I said “fuck you” to obowmao at least 17 times also. Uncanny coincidence.

  56. ThomNJ says:
    September 9, 2011 at 7:53 am

    You know what is really sad, the asshole actually seems to think that he delivers an inspiring speech. He doesn’t even know that he cannot.

  57. willie2 says:
    September 9, 2011 at 8:04 am

    obama the destroyer has spoken, you shall obey———-NOT

  58. spepper says:
    September 9, 2011 at 8:11 am

    And did he not think that we would not notice the childish repetitions?

    It ain’t workin’ for ya, Barry

  59. Bawney Twainweck says:
    September 9, 2011 at 8:23 am

    Pass this bill, run up the tower, and jump from the 100th floor of a burning building.

  60. Illinois Integrity Council says:
    September 9, 2011 at 8:25 am

    Let’s take a look at Ill. finances and see how chicago is doing financially now.

  61. Greg says:
    September 9, 2011 at 8:28 am

    Glad I watched reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond over watching this child temper tantrum his way through a speech.

  62. OutspokenRed says:
    September 9, 2011 at 8:35 am

    LOL, y’all are killing me.

    P.S. Who’s the angry black dude?

  63. Pat Hickey says:
    September 9, 2011 at 9:20 am

    Nothing says Presidential than a mope sounding like a bust-out bar pest:
    ” Hey, Murph . . .how about that fin you said I could have . . .things are tough at home . . . Gwen’s got cancer and l’il Barry got kicked outta . . .how about a duece . . .can I have the bottoms on that . . .look I got my pride. Five bucks. . .remember when we were in altar boys? A$$hole, think you’re better than me? A draft . . .come on buddy.”

    Hail to the Chief! ( ruffles and flourishes!)

  64. texray says:
    September 9, 2011 at 9:26 am

    he vacationed all summer, then runs back in a hurry to pass bill, something smells with this guy

  65. Vaughn says:
    September 9, 2011 at 9:30 am

    He sounded more like a man trying to ‘pass’ a stone.

  66. DJ says:
    September 9, 2011 at 9:32 am

    Pass this bill now!

    Now……………., rhymes with “mow”………………

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqakCa-MysE

  67. minuteman26 says:
    September 9, 2011 at 9:34 am

    Shove the bill up Obama’s ass.

  68. commieobamie says:
    September 9, 2011 at 10:13 am

    The communist moslim USURPER should pay for HIS plan out of HIS own pocket and every dem/communist union thug and Soros anti-American. They talk the B.S. talk but refuse to step in it!

  69. oilfield7550 says:
    September 9, 2011 at 11:06 am

    It sure looked and sounded like BHO found his old stash of LSD and took more than the RDA, so his handlers simply sped up the teleprompter to keep his mouth and eyes in sync.

  70. Robert Skaltsis says:
    September 9, 2011 at 11:24 am

    ” Let us not look to the failed policies of the past , Instead we”ll look to the failed policies of the future !!! ” Thanks Uncle Barry … This man is the WORST President ever . I don’t just mean of the United States , He would be the worst President of a Bird Wathching Society , or a Chess Club , or even a Fifth grade class ! Amamzing how bad YOU SUCK Barrack …Geeze ….Wow ,,

  71. GeorgeMasonIV says:
    September 9, 2011 at 12:15 pm

    A cautionary statement for all Prez wannabees like Obamao:

    Never start a vast undertaking with half-vast ideas…

  72. Mary says:
    September 9, 2011 at 12:58 pm

    Anyone old enough to remember (russian)Krushcev? pounding with his fist ‘We will bury you!’ That is what I saw and heard from Obama.

  73. Duckhead says:
    September 9, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    KISS MY ASS, KISS MY ASS, KISS MY ASS, KISS MY ASS, KISS MY ASS, KISS MY ASS, KISS MY ASS, KISS MY ASS, KISS MY ASS, KISS MY ASS, KISS MY ASS, KISS MY ASS, KISS MY ASS, KISS MY ASS, KISS MY ASS, KISS MY ASS, KISS MY ASS

    NOW WE’RE EVEN!

  74. Spurwing Plover says:
    September 9, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    Pass No Bill Vote Out This Pill

  75. Katherine says:
    September 9, 2011 at 7:14 pm

    @WhiteFalcon1

    Amen brother!

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