Tacky: Obama Now Hawking Aprons With His Name On Them…
Tingles still waiting patiently for the blow-up doll.
(Politico 44) — This just in from President Obama’s Twitter account: The heat is getting turned up.
That is, according to the campaign’s latest presidential merchandise. “Fired up, ready to grill? Get our 2012 apron for your next tailgate or BBQ,” the campaign staff announced on the @BarackObama handle, linking to a picture of a blue, two-pocket apron that says “FIRED UP, READY TO GRILL,” “2012, BARACKOBAMA.COM,” and a picture of a grill that is literally fired up. It costs $35.
We noticed, though, that there wasn’t much of a description of the apron on the product page, so we called the information hotline to check. The apron is polyester and cotton, it’s one-size-fits-all (but “it has a strap that is adjustable so you can bring it up or slide it down as needed,” according to the woman on the phone,) and, like the other products sold on the campaign site, it’s American made.
Posted by ZIP on Friday, September 9, 2011, at 7:15 pm | 
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Hoe ghetto can you get?!
Tingles didn’t wait. He had one custom made!
Who are they planning on grilling?
I think they could raise more money selling toilet paper with his pic…
What! Where’s the 2012 condoms for the guy that’s been screwing us with our clothes on?
Man, it takes a serious kind of loser to want to wear something like this.
Does it come with a drool bucket?
gay
for sale in the “Chicago’s gay bathhouse Man’s Country” I bet they have tailgate parties. (ewwww) made me self sick.
Other items soon to come:
griller fork perfect for attacking Tea Party members; Obama-approved hammer for repairing ghetto housing on MLK Day AND smashing conservatives.
Etc.
Does the apron come with matching Mom jeans and faggy bicycle helmet?
i could use one to protect my clothing when i throw up everytime i see him speaking on tv
should of been (talegate)
tina says:
September 9, 2011 at 7:25 pm
for sale in the “Chicago’s gay bathhouse Man’s Country” I bet they have tailgate parties. (ewwww) made me self sick.
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Ya…you know these aprons have no back–so it makes for easy access
gotta a laugh to try and stay sane. he is such a failure. muzzie sewer rat.
Isiah 3:4
I will make boys their officials; mere children will govern them
One more reason that I believe this is true. Could you imagine if Bush had sold a an apron for Texas BBQ with his “logo” on it? Obama is not only running the economy over the cliff he has demeaned and trivialized the office of the presidency.
tacky is an understatement !
eww how ugly and wrong time of year , summer’s over.
what, people r supposed to wear them in the snow? WTF? dumb ass
Its about to get brick outside , r they supposed to wear them under their leather bombers ? hahaha ohh gawd I crack myself up.
don’t worry.. you can get a knock off out of hong kong for $3 on ebay soon enough…
If I wore that stupid thing, my friends would kick my ass. No one in my circle thinks ass-munch barry is worthy of a pee stream if he was on fire.
ZIP FOR GOT TO TELL YOU,IT COMES WITH A
Veg-O-Matic
AND
IF YOU CALL WITH IN 30 MIN THE APRON IS FREE
I thought we weren’t supposed to grill, it brings on global warming or something.
Fired-up and Ready to grill, I`m lost as to the meaning here, could be one of two things. One the creamatorums are ready for us or Removing our the gold and silver dental work from our corpses. I highy doubt there will be another election in this country, and if and when there is it won`t be anything we would recognise. NEVER underestmate the left and how much they despise America .and their desire to dance on our graves.
@keep honkin’:
+1
Hey Friday, Is that the Brady model Veg-o-matic
I am disappointed… went to the Obummer for America website and wanted to purchase some toilet paper and they didn’t have any! Were do I complain???
Hey, maybe this is how he’s paying for his stupid, new bill.
“…like the other products sold on the campaign site, it’s American made.”
More like “assembled in America with foreign materials.”
Don’t forget: LOOK FOR THE UNION LABEL!
friday – invoking Mark Steyn (sitting in for Rush today). LOL!
Grill? I doubt he could grill a piece of charcoal and not fuck it up.
How low can Bammy go! (Well, pretty low.)
Perhaps he knows he and his dumb-Dems are up for a total grilling come Nov. 2012.
Someone has got to photoshop one of these to include a list of cities with check boxes next to them to include:
Port of Longview (checked off)
Philadelphia
L.A.
Washington, DC
Atlanta
etc, etc
Orders for aprons will be streaming in from wussies nationwide.
No. If it was “literally fired up,” it would be in flames, and being a polyester blend, it would melt to your body. Moo hoo ha ha.
(Nobody knows how to use the word “literally” correctly. Or “whom.” Or “unique.”)
“like the other products sold on the campaign site, it’s American made.”
Just like his campaign bus, I’m sure.
Perfect for grilling Barney’s Frank….
… lord Jesus I apologize…
“”"Tingles still waiting patiently for the blow-up doll.”"”
LMAO! I’m pissin myself Zip! LOL!
Hopefully Harry’s Reed doesn’t get singed
… lord Jesus, I apologize…
Is this how Weiner got burned???
“For the Metrosexual Pussy in your life….”
First pansy lib I see with one of these things I will not be able to keep myself from laughing in their face.
RTS
OMG I have no response to this
I don’t think that algore was consulted about these do you? As Axel pointed out so astutely- won’t these add to the global warming issue significantly?
With an apron like that Shamus O’Bumbler has to be a cum guzzler!?
Is this real or a joke?
I think a signatured toilet seat would be more appropriate for our chief bullshitter.
What a absolutly tacky christmas gift Who would get anything that rediclous?
Any man caught wearing this… deserves a hard punch in the face.
@thesixfour:Mmmm, I’m thinking Mooch wearing this and nuthin’ else but a smile! Dinner is served.
Great for dieting. After all, who could eat after looking at that.
Wait, I thought liberals hated crass commercialism if not capitalism outright?
Stick to the KISS THE COOK one and dump this is the dumpter
Saw this funny cartoon showing a bird barbqueing on a grill and he was wearing a KISS THE ROOK apron
The Obummer Badministration’s marketing expertise — introducing a grilling apron after Labor Day — shows the same competence Barry and Little Ferret Face (Valerie) display daily in the WH.
Actually, a lemonade stand would be beyond them.
That’s not burning charcoal, is it? Globalwarming! Globalwarming! Call Algore!
I’d buy Obama toilet paper.
I bought the Obama blowup doll for a friend as a bd present. This would be perfect to drape over that skinny dick doll
Thanks bitterclinger. I couldn’t figure out what jarrett looked like. A ferret. That’s it!!!!
Eco-wackos are already trying to claim that backyard BBQs contribute to GLOABAL WARMING