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Assploding Symbolism: Man Wearing Obama Mask Robs Michigan Bank…

Or as the real Barack Obama calls it, “wealth redistribution.”

CALHOUN COUNTY, Mich. (WOOD) — The Southern Michigan Bank and Trust in Tekonsha was robbed on Thursday morning.

According to the Calhoun County Sheriff’s Office, bank personnel said that a male suspect entered the bank at about 11:30 a.m. and pointed a gun at employees. The suspect escaped through the front door with cash from the bank and to a parked car nearby.

The suspect is being described as a male, between 6′ 2″ and 6′ 3″, and about 160 lbs. He was wearing a blue hooded jacket with a white stripe on the back, dark pants, gloves, tennis shoes, and a Halloween mask.

Detectives told 24 Hour News 8 that the robber may have been wearing a President Obama mask.

The vehicle was described by witnesses as a white car from the mid-1990s with a grey or dark panel on the lower section.

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32 comments
  1. NJK says:
    September 11, 2011 at 9:27 pm

    He should just say, it’s “Stimulus.”

  2. yyz says:
    September 11, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    Gee were do I begin,
    there is so much to say;]

  3. Talkeetnaman says:
    September 11, 2011 at 9:34 pm

    There is no way we can charge this guy when the a hole in the White House is robbing us all everyday.

  4. Sickofobama says:
    September 11, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    Must have been a Tea Party member.

    LOL!

  5. Watcher says:
    September 11, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    It just can’t get any more symbolic.

  6. pre-Boomer Marine brat says:
    September 11, 2011 at 9:42 pm

    Hey, gang!

    Didn’t Barack say that this new non-stimulus would be paid for?

    Well, for once, he’s making good on a promise!

    …

    / <– that is a SARC tag!

  7. rbosque says:
    September 11, 2011 at 9:44 pm

    Well he might as well, he’s raiding the Fed and still hasn’t been indicted.

  8. Regolith says:
    September 11, 2011 at 10:18 pm

    Some guy in a Biden mask was the wheel man.

  9. Axel says:
    September 11, 2011 at 10:25 pm

    A criminal w/humor, gotta love it.

  10. BigJake says:
    September 11, 2011 at 10:26 pm

    Obama mask? Oh man, I thought it was Maxine Waters w/o her wig

  11. Bee1 says:
    September 11, 2011 at 11:12 pm

    Obama doesn`t need a mask when he robs the whole country

  12. 1389AD says:
    September 11, 2011 at 11:28 pm

    How appropriate!

  13. barbedwhyer says:
    September 11, 2011 at 11:31 pm

    That looks like the same head they put on EVERY black bobblehead doll in EVERY baseball stadium. You can’t fool me.

  14. barbedwhyer says:
    September 11, 2011 at 11:34 pm

    “Awr bracks rook arike.”

    Emperor Hirohito, 1942

  15. serfer62 says:
    September 11, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    Are you sure it was a mask?

    Where was The Won at the time?

  16. Spurwing Plover says:
    September 12, 2011 at 12:19 am

    Next time i hope the guard put a bullet between the robbers eyes

  17. Minnow says:
    September 12, 2011 at 1:04 am

    did it have an all black interior??

  18. Sentinel says:
    September 12, 2011 at 1:39 am

    This could start a whole new trend in robberies, with masks of America’s sorriest turds, criminals and outright thieves – Soros, Jesse Jackson, Biden, Hillary Clinton, Jeremiah Wright, Warren Buffett, John Kerry, Algore etc.

  19. Hubcap says:
    September 12, 2011 at 1:55 am

    So fitting! Gotta do what you gotta do!

  20. Spurwing Plover says:
    September 12, 2011 at 2:32 am

    Obama and his fellow goons commit robberies without guns just with the stroke of their poison pens

  21. Ed says:
    September 12, 2011 at 4:16 am

    Who knew robbing a bank in 2011 could be a political statement.

  22. YourMaster says:
    September 12, 2011 at 4:46 am

    This must be 0bama’s job plan. *LOL*
    as well as sucking off islamic cock
    and having sex with diseased union cronies/communists

  23. Ozconservative says:
    September 12, 2011 at 6:33 am

    Libtard talking heads to blame Rush in 3……2……1……

  24. ImNoDhimmi says:
    September 12, 2011 at 6:43 am

    Doesn’t really look like Obama – the lips aren’t purple, and the ears are too small.

  25. ABO says:
    September 12, 2011 at 7:13 am

    He probably made off with a hundred bucks. How much did the non-mask wearing idiot make off with? How many trillions?

  26. spepper says:
    September 12, 2011 at 7:17 am

    He shoulda used a golf bag to put the stolen money in, for 100% symbolic accuracy

  27. Seymour del-Uziens says:
    September 12, 2011 at 8:43 am

    I know the perp. He is a true sociopath with a thing against ancient colonialism.

  28. Lars says:
    September 12, 2011 at 8:46 am

    Obongo had created policies more damaging to U.S. than Al-Q.

  29. Katherine says:
    September 12, 2011 at 9:16 am

    Did the robber claim he was doing it for the children? Or for green job investments? Or for refurbishing our infrastructure?

    If so, then maybe we should find out where BO was during the time in question.

  30. nevergiveup says:
    September 12, 2011 at 9:49 am

    He was just doing what Obama has been doing to us since taking office.

  31. Libra says:
    September 12, 2011 at 10:36 am

    I’m not sure he was wearing a mask.

  32. peggy sue says:
    September 12, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    Finally Obama is good for something.. wrong yes but so is he

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