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Islamabad, Pakistan (CNN) — The Pakistani Taliban declared Friday they will target the weddings and funerals of anyone involved in pro-government activity against them.

The threat came as the Taliban claimed responsibility for Thursday’s suicide blast targeting a funeral procession for a member of an anti-Taliban militia.

“Anyone who supports the U.S. and Pakistani military will face the same fate,” Taliban spokesman Siraj-ud Din said. “We will target funeral processions and wedding ceremonies of those who support the U.S.”

Din said Friday that the deceased and his attendants were enemies of Taliban because of their pro-government activity.

Police say a suicide bomber blew himself up standing in a funeral procession in the northwestern Pakistani province of Khyber Pakhtunkhwa province.

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26 comments
  1. Nobama2012 says:
    September 17, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    This idiot obviously hasn’t seen any of the “War Porn” videos. Perhaps he can star in one soon.

  2. Ricky says:
    September 17, 2011 at 6:56 pm

    While serving in Afghanistan I understood the Russians tactics.

  3. Katherine says:
    September 17, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    And yet Pakistan plays games with these people.

  4. The Osprey says:
    September 17, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    Siraj-ud Din? Is he related to Gunga?

  5. uncivil & right says:
    September 17, 2011 at 7:15 pm

    These koranimals smell bad, you can tell just by looking at them.

  6. gastorgrab says:
    September 17, 2011 at 7:26 pm

    Let’s start poisoning their poppy fields.

  7. OEFvet says:
    September 17, 2011 at 7:39 pm

    Let’s start inexpensive carpet bombing like we did to white Europe in WWII Bring the B52 back!!!

    Seriously Pakistan would be gone in two days. War over.

  8. Pete(Detroit) says:
    September 17, 2011 at 9:16 pm

    How about this – we disperse 20 million later pointers, and every night fly the preds around. People light up the houses where the Talib’s hang, and the missile slides in. Or not – try again tomorrow. Make a game of it.
    But get the locals in the habit of narc’ing out the bad guys, see what happens.

  9. Yawn says:
    September 17, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    Serious question: Can anyone tell me anything positive that Pakistan, as a country, has given the world? For most major countries I can identify something positive that they’ve offered the world, but for Pakistan, nothing. Take their neighbors India, for example. While I’m no fan of Bollywood, I couldn’t live without a decent curry from time to time.

    But I seriously cannot think of anything positive that has come out of Pakistan. In fact, all that I can think they’ve offered the world is terrorism and corruption. Even their most favored sports team, the national cricket team, is mired in accusations of corruption and cheating.

    What makes an entire country so worthless to humanity?

  10. Sentinel says:
    September 17, 2011 at 9:34 pm

    @Yawn

    “What makes an entire country so worthless to humanity?”

    Islam

  11. Yawn says:
    September 17, 2011 at 9:45 pm

    @Sentinel

    +1000

  12. Pete(Detroit) says:
    September 17, 2011 at 9:46 pm

    Sentinal +1
    Then again, we *do* have to apply at least a LITTLE suction, as you know, they have The Bomb..
    All the more reason to never EVER let ANYONE else get it.

  13. Bob says:
    September 17, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    Oh c’mon ya gotta love this rascally ass clown! He’s the Kid Rock of Islamofacism! Look at his hipster poses! He’s a Mohammed wanna be. Let’s jam a JDAM where da sun don’t shine!

  14. Isaac Bishop Jr. says:
    September 17, 2011 at 10:05 pm

    Its guys like him that make me very supportive of unmanned fighters, like the General Atomics MQ-9 Reaper and the upcoming Avenger. We can see what they see, and the instant we see a terrorist, he/she/it dies in a hail of H.E. explosives. Maybe someday they’ll start putting gun pods on them, so they can mount miniguns, granting the mercy of dying in a hail of bullets, as opposed to shrapnel.

    Three cheers for living for the rest of your radically shortened life, looking over your shoulder into the countryside for fear of Army Special Forces snipers, Army Ranger throat cutters, Navy SeAL shooters and then looking up to the skies for FLYING ROBOTS that are out to kill your ass.

  15. Keep Honkin I'm Reloading says:
    September 17, 2011 at 11:48 pm

    What’s with those hideous hats? Looks like a brown, exploded condom stretched over some donkey fuckers head.

  16. Spurwing Plover says:
    September 18, 2011 at 12:22 am

    Hold a AR-15 wedding use live ammo and turn a few of those hooded cowards into swiss cheese

  17. Mark says:
    September 18, 2011 at 1:28 am

    The muslim expressions of love,sympathy and respect are never ending.

    They can cut alot of costs by holding weddings in the cemetery .

  18. wannabe says:
    September 18, 2011 at 10:02 am

    @sentinel you little eejit your all fucked up enjoy this life but soon when you die you will experience the punishments of the grave from allah and you shalll burn in hell,oh allah destroy the unbelivers

  19. wannabe says:
    September 18, 2011 at 10:03 am

    islam is a religion of peace not violence it is the western crusaders and the white man who have started war,think about it tell me one war that the white manb has not intervend in

  20. Spurwing Plover says:
    September 18, 2011 at 10:42 am

    Why do these cowards keep their faces hiden what are they hiding from the world?

  21. Sentinel says:
    September 18, 2011 at 11:50 am

    @wannabe

    Maybe a little more education would allow you to make comments with substance, better grammar and spelling.

  22. Airboss says:
    September 18, 2011 at 11:59 am

    This makes me laugh. The tough guys are yellow, cowards it would seem and their fighting prowess resembles the keystone cops. Apparently they classify funerals and weddings as hard targets. Is this all their good for? This would explain why it took two company size attacks of pajama clad goat humpers to defeat 4 SEALS in Crapistan. They have no idea how lenient we have been on their behalf. I wish the goons in DC would just crank up the gas and get this miserable war over with, by administering a superior military grade asskicking on anything that moves.

  23. moremossthanflies says:
    September 18, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    Psst, it apparently may not have occurred to you, but if you are willing to target and kill people attending weddings and funerals, your ideology sucks.

  24. Airboss says:
    September 18, 2011 at 12:07 pm

    Hey Wannbe! Do all your camel kissing warriors look like they have contracted the clap like this cave monkey? If so, that would explain why they are the most yellow chicken shit, cowards on the planet. I’m ready to help you meet your 72 virgins you worthless bags of feces!

  25. Stan says:
    September 18, 2011 at 5:43 pm

    We will have to kill them all and break all their $h1T! b4 they quit. Fanaticism leaves the opposition no alternative other than complete surrender or death. I for one cherish my western life style and my freedom to worship enough to confidently say the above.

  26. Noelegy says:
    September 18, 2011 at 11:31 pm

    @wannabe: “They started it” doesn’t work when you’re five years old, and it doesn’t work for this, either.

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