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Serial Adulterer Bill Clinton: GOP Global Warming Skeptics “Make America Look Like a Joke”…

Hey, Bill, you know what else makes America look like a joke? A sitting president getting a blow job from a chubby intern while in the Oval Office then lying about it under oath.

(Politico) — Bill Clinton turned up the heat on the leading Republican presidential contenders Tuesday, saying their opposition to acknowledging climate change makes the country “look like a joke.”

“If you’re an American, the best thing you can do is to make it politically unacceptable for people to engage in denial” about climate change, the former president said on the first day of the Clinton Global Initiative’s seventh annual meeting in New York City.

“I mean, it makes us — we look like a joke, right? You can’t win the nomination of one of the major parties in the country if you admit that the scientists are right? That disqualifies you from doing it? You could really help us there,” Clinton added.

Kicking off the three-day conference, Clinton called the lack of debate in America on climate change “really tragic.”

“We need the debate in America and every country between people who are a little bit to the right and people who are a little bit to the left about what the best way is to reduce our greenhouse gas emissions, what is the best, most economical way to do it, what will get more done quicker,” he said.

Clinton added that it was impossible to make it politically unacceptable to deny climate change unless there is “enough evidence that it’s patently absurd.”

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72 comments
  1. Rob says:
    September 20, 2011 at 2:47 pm

    and Bill undermined our national security… and gave it to the Chinese…

  2. Not Sure says:
    September 20, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    B. C. phone home.

  3. Rob says:
    September 20, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    not to mention playing footsies with the jihadists…. for eight years…

  4. Dapandico says:
    September 20, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    Globull warming causes stains on blue dresses.

  5. Sickofobama says:
    September 20, 2011 at 2:51 pm

    Zip:

    LOL!

  6. vagabond trader says:
    September 20, 2011 at 2:52 pm

    So Bill, did you decide not to kill UBL before or after your tryst with the plump intern?

  7. Axel says:
    September 20, 2011 at 2:54 pm

    Stuff it Bill.

  8. Calypso Jones says:
    September 20, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    Democrats have a biological incapability of knowing when to shut their lying mouths.

  9. DisturbedMary says:
    September 20, 2011 at 2:57 pm

    Another one with his finger in the air….

  10. ABO says:
    September 20, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    Give that man a cigar!! OR, take it away. I forget which is better.

  11. Blackbird says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    We can survive “looking like a joke” just fine, it is cheap. You want to bring us over to the “science”? Just simply release *all* of the data and the programing behind the model your scientists are using. Believe it or not there are quite a few of us that would have no problem at all parsing it. Until they release their data and math to be scrutinized by their worst opponents it is not even close to science. It doesn’t even make good religion.

  12. uncivil & right says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    Another crooked dick heard from. :-)

  13. 24Klady says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    ABO
    What was it this serial womanizer did with that cigar again?

    I must be getting old or Slick did so many grundgy things I’m getting them mixed up… :)

  14. Jimmy Page says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    Bill Clinton – eternally vulgar.

  15. Blueman says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    I thin slick willy thought the oval office was the oral office

  16. Pelosi's Jockstrap says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    Dear Bill,

    Global Warming is caused by your piehole so shut it!

  17. Rufus says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    And a 50 yo accused rapist having phone sex with a 20 yo intern makes us look serious?
    The President being accused and impeached because he lied about having sex with another woman makes us look good?

    What a tool!

  18. Arnie Brown says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:12 pm

    “Amen” to what Zip said.

  19. Natural Born says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:13 pm

    Nice try Slick.

    Ignoring the line of people who say INCREASE our Co2 output.

  20. Chris W. says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:13 pm

    Don’t you have a date with perjury? Shut your flap.

  21. Pat C says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:15 pm

    Two words, BJ, “Tertiary Syphillis”

  22. 46&2 says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    “Kicking off the three-day conference, Clinton called the lack of debate in America on climate change “really tragic.”

    There’s only one side who’s refusing to debate the subject, asshole. You know, the side insisting the ‘science is settled?’

  23. rbosque says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    So Bill…where DID those Buddhist monks get all that cash for you re-election?

    And how was it the Russians got nuke sub screw technology? And who was it that we helped the Chinese get rocket technology?

  24. dogman says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:19 pm

    Now I know for sure global warming is a BIG LIE. Thanks Bill for clearing that up.

  25. ThomNJ says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:21 pm

    What an idiot. I will say this: I am sick of hearing anyone say “the science is settled” – especially when a so-called scientist makes that statement. Any scientist or engineer KNOWS that no science is truly “settled” – that is a bullshit line used to fool the public, and any scientist using such a line ought to immediately commit hari-kari or something similar.

    What I think is a joke is anyone who believes that faulty and fake data can be used selectively to get the desired results on a snapshot of a historical time-line for a theory that is weak at best and uses a computer model that is doesn’t come close to actually predicting anything.

  26. Spurwing Plover says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:22 pm

    Clinton the LIAR,TRATOR,RAPISTS,CHILD KILLER,DRAFT DODGING WAR MONGER He needs to leave the country and never come back

  27. Harleybob says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    Speaking of “Make America Look Like a Joke”. What about that blow job in the oval office…was that a joke too?

  28. Harry the Horrible says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    Calling him “Serial Adulterer” is simply an ad hominem.
    The headline should something like “Notorious Liar” or “Know Perjurer” instead.

  29. Mackie says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    The reason people like Bill Clinton take ever opportunity they can to promote the Global warming fraud is because they have put some serious money in to these green companies.

  30. mojo says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    Bite me, Bill. I ain’t buying the hokum.

    Get your slimy butt back to NYC, I think Bloomie needs a massage.

  31. lonestar says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    Blowjobs in the Oval Office made America look like a joke.

  32. Elmer Fudd says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    Whats the matter Billy, can’t find NO HOE’s to keep you occupied.

  33. minuteman26 says:
    September 20, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    Obama is our second Communist POTUS. Clinton was the first.

  34. Ringo says:
    September 20, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    Stupid effin Vegan, his brain cells have gone dead from lack of saturated fat.

  35. dinob1 says:
    September 20, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    hey ET, go friggin home and leave running the US to pleople that truely care about this country!

  36. Radegunda says:
    September 20, 2011 at 4:07 pm

    ‘Clinton called the lack of debate in America on climate change “really tragic.”’

    If that pig wants an actual debate, he should tell his vice-pig to stop refusing to debate any scientists who would challenge his dogma.

    You can’t “debate” a topic if you treat everyone who disagrees with you as an evil heretic or a “racist” or something worse than a Holocaust denier.

    Boy Clinton actually thinks the shortage of debate is wonderful. What he finds “tragic” is that more and more scientists are openly disputing his dogma.

  37. Nothing up my sleeve says:
    September 20, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    Don’t you just hate it when the mighty have fallen so far. Now the lying, cheating, whore hopping hillbilly has become the bag man for warming fraud crowd how quaint.

  38. Myrna Gunkel says:
    September 20, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    No Bill – what makes this country look like a joke is its current president.

  39. mongo says:
    September 20, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__XCWUd8FFjQ/TI0_pfp_hLI/AAAAAAAALJQ/dBRMI55lx_Q/s1600/DurexMonica.jpg

    i hope this link works

  40. tina says:
    September 20, 2011 at 4:24 pm

    agree with all,the Clinton’s are despicable,criminal communists,they and soros should not be roaming this earth as free people. Not in the United States of America anyway.

  41. JP says:
    September 20, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    The Science is settled 97% agree Bill! You and Hillary are a joke!

  42. zone says:
    September 20, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    Carbon credit taxes are all these buffoons are interested in.

    http://theview.abc.go.com/forum/nobel-prize-winning-physicist-resigns-over-global-warming

  43. Marco says:
    September 20, 2011 at 4:38 pm

    The claim that there is actual, absolutely scientific proof that humans have caused Climate Change is a very expensive joke. What is not a joke is Bill’s history of sexual assaults and his habit of trying to force himself on unwilling women over the years. Eileen Wellstone, Elizabeth Ward, Sandra Allen James, Juanita Broaddrick, Paula Corbin Jones, and Kathleen Willey were not jokes. Monica ” the Human Humidor ” made for a lot of jokes. What is not a joke is how the MSM ignored these women and their credible claims, so that they could push their choice on us for President. They ignored the obvious truths about Obama, and the end result has not been very funny. In fact, it has been ” really tragic. ” But having Bill Clinton lecture us about any of this is really a black joke.

  44. Dick Parker says:
    September 20, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    Devil’s Lair

    Up she rose from the dead hard pan
    To the Devil’s lair be damn’d,
    Howl’d as she bit the scut of an impish
    Beezlebub’s ol’ Man;
    Thrown up in shame from the Dark One’s lies,
    Lip dripping red ey’d flame.
    From the Sloe ey’d Host to the Son of the Ghost,
    Black Cherry was her name, almost,

    Black Cherry was her name, uh-huh,
    Black Cherry was her name, oh oh,
    Gonna get it while she can, ah hah;
    Gonna stretch it, let it out, feel grand.

    Scavenging feed from the Master’s drippings,
    Aground, round heel’d, knees down day-trippings,
    What the flaming fuck do ya know ~
    What do you fucking care?

    Salt liquor’d slick, the Devil’s dick
    Doth prong the deep horn’d pie;
    And little miss Quick’s banana split
    gives butter’d cremes the lie.
    With a hi diddle ho miss little oreo
    Doth flay the black man’s shame;
    And the white of an egg rolling down her leg,
    Black Cherry’s sweet to claim, don’t beg.

    Black Cherry’s sweet to claim, uh-huh,
    Black Cherry’s sweet to claim, oh-oh,
    Gonna stick in the end up then, ah hah;
    Gonna stick it upwind, oh my.

    Bottom feeding,
    Shark sucking,
    bitter back biting
    Son’s o’ bitches!
    What the flaming
    Fuck do ya know ~
    What do you
    Fucking care?

    Little miss Muffet caught sliding on her tuffet,
    Waygate wavin’ in the breeze.
    Devil gone died down Arkansas ‘side her,
    Muff sho’nuf’ prayin’ on her knees.
    Hip hop robin, on a one ey’d wonder worm,
    Devil’s birthright no shame.
    Ba’alzemon’s throne, love power to the bone,
    Black Cherry’s on her way to fame, unown’d

    Black Cherry was her name, uh-huh,
    Black Cherry was her name, oh-oh,
    Gonna get it while she can, ah hah;
    Gonna rocket cock socket, lip tease.

    Nee Willie winkie, Clinton born,
    Filling up holes in his intern shorn.
    What the flaming fuck did he know,
    What did he fucking care………………………..

    Hey, fishface, the only thing really tragic in this
    country in the last 2 decades was your inability
    to f**k up the ragheads that blew down the twin
    towers in 2001, Blow jobs were apparently more
    important………….may you rot in hell forever and
    ever, you miserable son of a b***h! Amen!

    Btw, Beckel, that wasn’t your heroes prosperity
    we enjoyed in the nineties…That was a conservative
    impetus driven by Ronald Reagans tax cuts…….. so
    bite me until you prove otherwise………..

  45. Libra says:
    September 20, 2011 at 4:45 pm

    Is Bill doing an ET imitation, a light bulb on his finger, or was Monica radioactive inside?

  46. bobwhite says:
    September 20, 2011 at 4:50 pm

    No decent American would associate with that trash.

  47. neva says:
    September 20, 2011 at 4:53 pm

    This from the guy who is still the butt of one of the worst jokes ever played out in America. Shut up, Bill.

  48. mememine69 says:
    September 20, 2011 at 5:09 pm

    ALGORE is my shepherd; I shall not think.
    He maketh me lie down in Greenzi pastures:
    He leadeth me beside the still-freezing waters.
    He selleth my soul for CO2:
    He leadeth me in the paths of self-righteousness for his own sake.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of reason,
    I will fear no logic: for thou art with me and thinking for me;
    Thy Gore’s family oil fortune and thy 10,000 square Gorey foot mansion, they comfort me.
    Thou preparest a movie in the presence of contradictory evidence:
    Thou anointest mine head with nonsense; my fear runneth over.
    Surely blind faith and hysteria shall follow me all the days of my life:
    and I will dwell in the house of ALGORE forever.

  49. mememine69 says:
    September 20, 2011 at 5:10 pm

    Warning: Sarcasm
    We must trust the science, the scientists, climatologists, the experts and those who know more than us. It’s not WHAT is being said, it’s WHO is saying it! We have seen the signs all around us and change is everywhere and our planet is weak and needs our help to bring it back to life otherwise our children will die a CO2 death. Those who do not see the changes are blind to the truth and the planet will deal with them in its own way. The good politicians who promise to lower the seas and make the planet colder if we pay a tax on the air’s CO2 will help the carbon trading markets (run by corporations and the good politicians), do what’s in our best interests and we must trust them and do as they say or life as we know it will cease. We owe it to our children. Let’s do it for our children’s sake.
    Do less, have less, want less, use less, be less and all will be well again. The evil oil companies have been giving bribe checks to all the deniers and in the name of love they must be eliminated for the betterment of all. Catastrophic climate change crisis and unstoppable warming is our fault and now we must pay the price of robbing the planet of its resources and as the oceans acidify and the ozone hole grows wider and the acid rain and Y2K continue to ravage us, the planet will look at us in shame and punish us for the rest of our days.
    The two faced bible thumping republicans stand in our way and with the planet willing; we will prevail and defeat those who would harm our creator, the plant Earth. Earth is our Mother, our Creator, our Ruler and we must obey her.

  50. mememine69 says:
    September 20, 2011 at 5:10 pm

    Our Pledge:
    We must trust the carbon trading markets and corporations and politicians to manage the temperature of the planet.
    We must call it consensus even though all of the thousands of consensus scientists all have their own special, personal and unique views of CO2 climate crisis.
    We must trust the good and trustworthy politicians who promise to lower the seas and make the weather colder by taxing the air.
    We must continue to believe in climate change crisis despite Obama not even mentioning the crisis in his state of the union address.
    We must believe in climate change even though the number of consensus scientists vastly outnumbers the marching climate change protesters.
    We must believe in climate change h e l l and spread our love for the planet as we condemn billions to a CO2 death just to make sure the kids turn the lights out more often and vote progressive when they reach voting age.
    We must believe even though the thousands of consensus scientists refuse to march in the streets themselves. Don’t they have families to save too?

  51. Turbo says:
    September 20, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    D*uchebag. Sums it up pretty well. Unquestioned belief in AGW is what makes people like you look like a joke (moreso).

  52. Billy Clinton says:
    September 20, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    Aww now people….Ah’ve got to have somethin’ to do so ah don’t have ta stay

    home with da shrew. Did ya’ll see da thighs on dat skank? Ah ain’t gettin’

    anywhere near Hill’ry with mah stink finger, cus she’ll know ah been out

    stickin it where it don’t belong again. Ah can’t even smoke a cigar in mah own

    damn house! Besides, ah hasta back up ole Al’s theories, cuz we both gots tons

    of our Chinese cash ridin’ on dem carbon credits.

  53. Junius says:
    September 20, 2011 at 5:22 pm

    A filthy degenerate lying old fart. I’ll bet he still thinks he’s a babe magnet.

  54. Silly Billy says:
    September 20, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    Global Ugling is far more serious than a polar bear with thinning hair.

  55. Sick Willy says:
    September 20, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    We are on the precipice, like a man standing on a street curb at an astounding 3-4″ with little to cushion his fall but a measly birkenstock. That is all that stands between total anarchy and safety.

  56. President Fill-in says:
    September 20, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    He can plug holes, I heard he had the Arkansas Hiway Patrol pulling over democrat skanks to arrange trysts for the commie sympathizer.

  57. czekmark says:
    September 20, 2011 at 6:05 pm

    The poor delusional sap actually thinks that people give a rats ass what he says?

  58. Hickster (formerly Hickhayseed) says:
    September 20, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    “Reports from the National Climatic Data Center state that the is no substantial proof of global warming.”

    That is an excerpt from an article in the October 2011 MIDNIGHT CALL Magazine. The particular article referenced is “Lukewarming Part II… beginning on page 20

  59. Hickster (formerly Hickhayseed) says:
    September 20, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    instead of “the”..it’s “there” I meant to write, but anyway, you get the jist of what’s written.

  60. tnquake says:
    September 20, 2011 at 7:29 pm

    “Wag the Dog” is what we saw with Bill Clinton shooting a few Cruise Missiles at OBL when he was shooting a few cigars with Monica. Climate change is Al Gore’s “Wag the Dog” movement to enhance his pockets, redistribute wealth, worldwide power grab, and a chance that we will remember him as someone of relevance.

    Global Warming has always been about “follow the money” and these two stooges embarrass the USA more than any AGW skeptic. Don’t follow the crap in the media, that’s all “Wag the Dog”, follow the money!

  61. bigredalltheway says:
    September 20, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    Whore Bill may be, look at Larry Craig for example. The difference between both of those highly corrupt politicians is that Bill completely demolished our budget deficit.

    Unfortunately, we can’t say the same for our beloved Bush.

  62. Spurwing Plover says:
    September 20, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    Bill Clintons presidency was a joke a very bad joke for eight long years

  63. bigredalltheway says:
    September 20, 2011 at 8:25 pm

    Spurwing Plover: What part? The one where we had a budget surplus? Let’s be honest with our right leaning selves here.

  64. Phillip says:
    September 20, 2011 at 8:36 pm

    I was in contact with foreign embassies almost from day one when I discovered the kind of crimes the government commits against people. America does not have to worry about their reputation anymore.

  65. buck schotte says:
    September 20, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    Weezer is close about the blow job thing. But what my French buddies laughed about the most is that the Most Powerful Man in The World had to settle for such a fat chick who was a spitter to boot.

  66. bigredalltheway says:
    September 20, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    Have we all forgotten about the budget surplus under this immoral president?

  67. texray says:
    September 20, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    hey bill
    this is jenny flowers and paula jones, ur a freakin rapist!

  68. czekmark says:
    September 20, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    “Have we all forgotten about the budget surplus under this immoral president?”

    Yeah, it was only one year and he had to gut defense spending to get that.

  69. Debbie says:
    September 20, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    Didn’t he make himself look enough of a fool with NAFTA and the cigar stuffin stunt?

  70. Chris says:
    September 21, 2011 at 2:05 am

    STFU Bubba…

    You know what makes America look like a joke?

    Allowing Rangers/Delta operators to get mowed down in Somalia while pleading for tank, Bradley and C-130 Spectre support…that you denied.

    But you had no problem using armor to burn American women and children alive at Waco you fucking turd..

  71. bigredalltheway says:
    September 21, 2011 at 8:53 am

    “Yeah, it was only one year and he had to gut defense spending to get that.”

    You wouldn’t gut defense spending right now to get our economy back on track?

  72. Otto Schaden says:
    September 21, 2011 at 9:45 am

    Slick Willie has so much to answer for, but the media and gov’t protect him. He is the perjurer in chief, liar extraordinaire, supposed rapist, draft dodger and US military hater, and he takes credit for Gingrich’s balanced budget in the 1990′s —but the press no longer shows how he stammered saying we could balance in 9 years, maybe 5 years, maybe we don’t have to. He fought it but finally saw the light. Now he basks in Newt’s success. Elder statesman? More like an elder perpetrator and liar.

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