Al-Qaeda Warns Ahmadinejad: Stop Spreading 9/11 Conspiracy Theories…
But . . . but . . . but . . . it was da Joooos!
(ABC News) — The terror group al Qaeda has found itself curiously in agreement with the “Great Satan” — which it calls the U.S. — in issuing a stern message to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: stop spreading 9/11 conspiracy theories.
In the latest issue of the al Qaeda English-language magazine “Inspire”, an author appears to take offense to the “ridiculous” theory repeatedly spread by Ahmadinejad that the 9/11 terror attacks were actually carried out by the U.S. government in order to provide a pretext to invade the Middle East.
“The Iranian government has professed on the tongue of its president Ahmadinejad that it does not believe that al Qaeda was behind 9/11 but rather, the U.S. government,” an article reads. “So we may ask the question: why would Iran ascribe to such a ridiculous belief that stands in the face of all logic and evidence?”
Though Iran was the first of the two to use the “Great Satan” as a synonym for the U.S., the author claims that Iran sees itself as a rival for al Qaeda when it comes to anti-Americanism and was jealous of the 9/11 attacks.
The magazine also includes a short article allegedly written by al Qaeda founder Osama bin Laden before his death at the hands of U.S. Navy SEALs in early May in which bin Laden advises his fighters not to let American soldiers “become great in your eyes.”
Apparently looking to bolster their ranks of the “Inspire” news desk, al Qaeda included at the end of the magazine a solicitation for contributors to the magazine “with any skills — be it writing, research, editing, or advice.”
Posted by ZIP on Wednesday, September 28, 2011, at 9:36 am | 
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Quit harshing our magnificent victory over the infidel. Sick sick sick.
Take note conspiracy theorists, could he be telling the truth, where did all the passengers on those jets go?
My allah that little man makes we soooooooo wet….
OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012′ (WTF)
(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)
-It’s never too early to campaign-
’9/11 Conspiracy Theories Are Ridiculous’ (The Onion) – YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaoS-BhEYEI&feature=fvsr
Paultards hardest hit!
Ron Paul and Van Jones put on suicide watch
Sidebar…tomorrow Beck is doing two hours worth of Sharia and how it’s creeping in the USA. There is a 2 week trial deal so you can sign up, watch the show, and then cancel if you want. It should be interesting.
I hope he is having the big one and will soon be sitting along side osama
Yeah because Obama will really follow thru on his threats………..
Oh what a tangled web we weave….
Now that is comedy gold. I’ll take some extra butter for this portion of the movie.
Isn’t that nice. Sammy wants credit where credit is due. Keep writing stuff like this, little guy, and it isn’t gonna be just the US drones looking to drop ‘splosives on your sorry tuchus. (& the Iranians can probably get some boots into Yemen, if you get my drift)
Heh. Intermurals, gotta love ‘em!